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Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 10, 2019 08:46PM

I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I breath with a machine.

If you vape you're a DUMBASS.

You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes, Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.

I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked normal pods.

And now, I'm getting my affairs in order. Everything seems to be coming together.

See you fuckers on the other side.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Christian ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:16PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I
> breath with a machine.
>
> If you vape you're a DUMBASS.
>
> You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.
>
> I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked
> normal pods.
>
> And now, I'm getting my affairs in order.
> Everything seems to be coming together.
>
> See you fuckers on the other side.

I won't see you. I'm a Christian and go to church. I hear where you're going is painful.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Christian ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:22PM

...and by the way, when I go to church, I swish like the bitch I am!!
And...I give blow jobs to any ushers who want one!!
I am so in heaven!!!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Grim reaper ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:40PM

Hurry up. I'm waiting.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Favor for My Enemies ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:53PM

Can you let us know which vapes you smoked? I know some people I can't stand and would like to them those vapes and pods.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Twinker ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:54PM

Grim reaper Wrote:
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> Hurry up. I'm waiting.


Hey faggot. Are you waiting for the Christian or the dying guy?

You're stupid in either case.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Juul ()
Date: September 10, 2019 10:39PM

I'm vaping like a mother fucker and I have a tight little buzz.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Asker of unasked questions ()
Date: September 11, 2019 06:17AM

Say, does your deathbed have fancy linens, you know, to help ease your way out?

Are the nurses understanding and "helpful" (cuz after all, you're about done)?

Do you get a lot of media requests for comments and interviews?

Is your deathbed more or less comfortable than your regular bed?

Are you able to sleep well in your death bed?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: cool dude ()
Date: September 11, 2019 07:34AM

No worries dude it's all good. remember the sick clouds bro!!!! thats what its all about, the sick clouds.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: No Vape for you. ()
Date: September 11, 2019 02:01PM

Next to corn holing and tossing salad, vaping is the gayest thing on the planet.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 11, 2019 02:11PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.


Fuck those. I only smoke Marlboro Reds 100's or Blend No. 27.

Pall Malls are for when I'm broke.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:02PM

Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Real Truth ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:04PM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY

And that includes you, faggot.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vaping has got me on my deathbed ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:26PM

vaping might be then end of you?

prove it!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: 4t5treer ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:27PM

IT WAS PROBABLY ORTHO JUICE ADDED AS FLAVORING

china has been known to put radiator fluid in cough syrup for children (sold to canada - canada swears up and down the chinese did exactly that)

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: 4t5treer ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:29PM


let me guarantee you with the CLINTON LEGAL SYSTEM usa currently uses ...

there will be a "en-mass" lawsuit approved by a judge

you won't be aware of any legal avenue UNTIL AFTER YOUR FATALLY ILL

you can collect if your dead, but if your dead you cannot collect

there will be a 1-800-bad-drug ad on TV about it, about the time your actually near dead


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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Closet Lezbo ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:33PM

Real Truth Wrote:
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> Gaydar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY
>
> And that includes you, faggot.

Nobody told me and I've been dating women exclusively for years. I must be a closet lezbo.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vape faggsss ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:54PM

What a bunch of retards that vape/vaped.
Now they have a huge hole in their lungs to match that Gaye ass HUGE hole in their ears!!!

Grim reaper taking u suckas!
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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Obamasnuts ()
Date: September 11, 2019 09:04PM

Christian Wrote:
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> Ex-Vaper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I
> > breath with a machine.
> >
> > If you vape you're a DUMBASS.
> >
> > You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> > Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.
> >
> > I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked
> > normal pods.
> >
> > And now, I'm getting my affairs in order.
> > Everything seems to be coming together.
> >
> > See you fuckers on the other side.
>
> I won't see you. I'm a Christian and go to
> church. I hear where you're going is painful.

You Christians are such kind and sympathetic people.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:01PM

I am not doing well today. Some days are better, some are worse.

My discomfort is made easier by the nursing staff.

It impresses me that anonymous community members, who do not know me, come to the hospital and visit with me.
The largest number of well-wishers, to my shock & disbelief are Muslims. Another large group of visitors are Hebrews. The rest, I guess, are Christian.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Fhjkf ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:16PM

Is this for real? This is really sad. How old are you?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:45PM

I'm 47 years old.

Until vaping came along, I had only done bong hits; I never even smoked. Vaping was techno-cool.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: cmon guys ()
Date: September 12, 2019 07:31AM

You need to be like me. Get yourself a low rider with huge rims and a massive tailpipe, lots of ink all over your body and pierce your face in many places. Then blow yourself some sick clouds bro. Stop being a debbie downer and shit and just blow some sick clouds while rolling your sweet ride thats what its all about man

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: So lame ()
Date: September 12, 2019 10:20AM

No it's not real. You think someone on their deathbed is posting on Fairfax underground. Just another loser needing attention.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:04PM

Drs. say between the infammation and the unstoppable infection, I'm looking at 30-45 days

Regret having tried electronic cigs.

If, by any miracle I live to walk again, I feel like some entity should be punished for selling this stuff.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Papel Vaper ()
Date: September 12, 2019 11:32PM

Does the pop vape?

Holy smokes Batman!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Lol at this inbred op ()
Date: September 12, 2019 11:32PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> I am not doing well today. Some days are better,
> some are worse.
>
> My discomfort is made easier by the nursing
> staff.
>
> It impresses me that anonymous community members,
> who do not know me, come to the hospital and visit
> with me.
> The largest number of well-wishers, to my shock &
> disbelief are Muslims. Another large group of
> visitors are Hebrews. The rest, I guess, are
> Christian.





LMFAO. Muslims do not care shit about ANYONE. Nice story tho.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 13, 2019 07:17AM

More heavy antibiotics this week. Few visitors.

If you're keeping score at home: this week, only a small group of 4th graders from the Palm School.

The only way to stop people from vaping is to seal their mouths. Good luck with all of that.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vape Bros ()
Date: September 13, 2019 09:44AM

Vape Bros blowing Mad clouds is BEAST!
Fuck all you Haters!
Popcorn Lung is FIRE!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 14, 2019 09:34AM

Why must I die?

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