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I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: fkedoverer ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:16AM

I married the wrong women who is really a pretty hot looking evil monster. Has this happened to anyone else??

She acting nice when we were dating but I had not idea she would end up physically abusing me. By the time I got out it was too late. She destroyed my life while she's a VP for some company doing very well. I pray Karma destroys her life like she destroyed mine

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: married dude ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:28AM

There is often a direct correlation between the level of hotness and batshit insanity. You need to back down that bell curve a bit and find the right mix that works for you. Too many dudes get wrapped around the look of the package only to find out they are totally fucked up crazy, coal burners or complete whores or worse.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: married dude ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:28AM

There is often a direct correlation between the level of hotness and batshit insanity. You need to back down that bell curve a bit and find the right mix that works for you. Too many dudes get wrapped around the look of the package only to find out they are totally fucked up crazy, coal burners or complete whores or worse.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Batshit Insanity ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:50AM

married dude Wrote:
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> There is often a direct correlation between the
> level of hotness and batshit insanity. You need
> to back down that bell curve a bit and find the
> right mix that works for you. Too many dudes get
> wrapped around the look of the package only to
> find out they are totally fucked up crazy, coal
> burners or complete whores or worse.


Agree. I wonder why that is the case. But when batshit insanity began being directed at me, it took awhile, but I moved out. That insanity refuses to self acknowledge and refuses treatment. That said, it seems that the episodes are less frequent. But, then. I'm just not there as much.

I am convinced that this terrible situation happens much more often than people know.

Why didn't our fathers warn us?

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: 7NUT9 ()
Date: September 06, 2019 08:20AM

I bet your friends tried to warn you.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: I ducked it ()
Date: September 06, 2019 08:22AM

I used to fight off the hotties with a stick, when I was young. Funny, though, this broad who had about 20 extra lbs and was 13 yrs older than me started chasing me when I was 18. I decided to be nice and indulge her. WHAMMMM! That broad rocked my world.

Turned out she's got some real crazy fetishes and indulged mine, too. I wound up marrying her when I got out of college. Best decision I ever made. She's never had any more than 25 extra lbs or less than 15 the whole time. Still crazy in the bedroom. Gave me 3 good kids, kept the house, raised the kids and worked part time. Best damned wife any guy could ask for.

None of these hotties who lost out to her could believe it. I have no interest in other women, wife wears me out too much. When she's done with me, it's a miracle I can make it to the fridge for a beer, my knees are so weak.

Meanwhile, most of these hotties screwed over 100 guys and now they're old/middle aged, look like they dun been drug through the puddles & hung up to fry. Nobody wants them. These guys who did have them are broke, bitter and miserable too.

There was one hottie, though, who married the class geek. She's happy and OK, now. She had an abusive BF from HS and into college. She finally dumped him & ran to the geek for a rock and stayed with him.

Stay away from the hotties.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Average Hunter ()
Date: September 06, 2019 09:02AM

Here's my theory on hot chicks. The hotter they are, the less they have to do in life. Everyone caters to their needs and they aren't used to working for anything. When they're finally asked to contribute something, they can't or won't do it. They're terrible girlfriends, wives etc.

I'll take a average chick with a good attitude.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: married dude ()
Date: September 06, 2019 10:21AM

Average Hunter Wrote:
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> Here's my theory on hot chicks. The hotter they
> are, the less they have to do in life. Everyone
> caters to their needs and they aren't used to
> working for anything. When they're finally asked
> to contribute something, they can't or won't do
> it. They're terrible girlfriends, wives etc.
>
> I'll take a average chick with a good attitude.


^^^^ He's right. Hot chicks are used to never being told "no" and scoring whoever they like. Turns them into selfish, narcissistic, spoiled brats.

The first few months or year or two might be ok, but once they settle into the routine of everyday life, they get bored and things get ugly.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: September 06, 2019 11:06AM

fkedoverer Wrote:
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> I married the wrong women who is really a pretty
> hot looking evil monster. Has this happened to
> anyone else??
>
> She acting nice when we were dating but I had not
> idea she would end up physically abusing me. By
> the time I got out it was too late. She destroyed
> my life while she's a VP for some company doing
> very well. I pray Karma destroys her life like she
> destroyed mine

Just smack her around a bit. Pussy

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Black CauIk ()
Date: September 06, 2019 06:45PM

...and when you're done with her, please smack me? Please?

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: kreeger ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:42PM

Last year I went to my high school 35 year reunion. Funny how those "hot chicks"
aren't so hot anymore.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Joe Slick ()
Date: September 06, 2019 08:35PM

fkedoverer Wrote:
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> She destroyed
> my life while she's a VP for some company doing
> very well.

That's funny. Being a VP doesn't mean much these days. Just another name for a salesman.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: September 06, 2019 11:52PM

You poopy headth have it ALL wrong!!

Jutht turn gay and you won't have to worry about the fish EVER again!


Beathtth!

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: All bullshit ()
Date: September 07, 2019 12:39AM

You fuckers are married to your left hand. GTFO.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: September 07, 2019 09:05AM

OP congratulations, your post was the most pathetic, pussified one I have ever seen. Boo boo she abused me and ruined my life. Man up ! You don’t deserve a penis and a set of balls, you should have a vagina.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: The warning signs were there ()
Date: September 07, 2019 01:39PM

You thought at the start of the marriage that you were screwing her. Now you find out what the rest of us knew. She was screwing you.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: September 07, 2019 01:59PM

...but if you feel terrible about it, I'll suck you off...

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Die hard masochist ()
Date: September 07, 2019 02:07PM

Your wife beats you, you say? Mmmmmm sounds kinky! If you don't want her by all means send her my way. A good dominatrix is hard to find these days. Does she enjoy burning nipples with cigarettes? I will pay top dollar if so!

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: abrdhefad ()
Date: September 09, 2019 10:10AM

She was super hot and fooled me. Even said "I'm compassionate and I treat people with kindness." LOL the joke was on me

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Trump is a NAZI Sympathizer! ()
Date: September 09, 2019 11:36AM

The hotter she is the crazier she is. Very simple. Except for ugly fat chics, they are all crazy.

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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: Did your gay Dad tell you that? ()
Date: September 09, 2019 02:18PM

Trump is a NAZI Sympathizer! Wrote: https://youtu.be/RdrC-FrtwMI
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> The hotter she is the crazier she is. Very simple.
> Except for ugly fat chics, they are all crazy.
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Re: I married the wrong ho and she destroyed my life
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 09, 2019 04:57PM

Next time she puts her hands on you-
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