HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Alton Brown ()
Date: September 03, 2019 05:23PM

Vienna Police: Suspect Waved Knife at Panera Bread Diners

August 30, 2019 at 2:15pm


Vienna police are looking for the suspect who brandished a knife at customers inside the Panera Bread along Maple Avenue.

The incident occurred shortly before 9 p.m. last Friday (Aug. 23) at 136 W. Maple Avenue.

“A subject walked into the store and brandished a knife at customers inside the store,” police said. “The subject then left the store on foot prior to police arrival.”

A Panera Bread employee called the police, according to the report.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Officer Friendly ()
Date: September 03, 2019 11:20PM

The suspect was located within the hour in a nearby Starbucks with a slice of banana bread and a butter knife.

He was arrested on the spot and charged with buttering his bread on both sides.

During the arrest, one Starbuck's employee fainted and was slightly injured.

He was treated and released.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: September 04, 2019 06:16AM

Fuck Panera. Go to the Vienna Inn.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: September 04, 2019 07:00AM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck Panera. Go to the Vienna Inn.


Vienna is a glory hole ridden slum dump.

The Town of Mosaic or bust.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: September 04, 2019 07:26AM

haha yeah Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike Mattress Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck Panera. Go to the Vienna Inn.
>
>
> Vienna is a glory hole ridden slum dump.
>
> The Town of Mosaic or bust.


Mosaic is just a gussied up hellhole named Merrifield.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Merrifield fine dining ()
Date: September 04, 2019 08:10AM

You take that back. In its day Merrifield boasted a Toy Rogers, Hardee's, Jack in the Box and a Pizza Hut. Rumor has it they also had a decent French Restaurant.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: September 04, 2019 09:39AM

Merrifield fine dining Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You take that back. In its day Merrifield boasted
> a Toy Rogers, Hardee's, Jack in the Box and a
> Pizza Hut. Rumor has it they also had a decent
> French Restaurant.


That was back in the day Now Merrifield ain’t got shit. Vienna has fine establishments such as the Vienna Inn, Amphora and Plaka Grill.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: I <3 Vienna ()
Date: September 04, 2019 10:01AM

Vienna has the best Asian hookers and mattresses, a great combo.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: HATE CRIME ELIGIBLE ()
Date: September 04, 2019 08:28PM

Vienna has always been a shit hole.

Prince George's fucked Vienna and gave birth to Manassas.

The Vienna Inn, ah yes:


Quote
Fairfax County Health Department, Inspection Division

Vienna Inn: 120 Maple Ave E, Vienna, VA 22180, last inspection: March 14

Violations:
1) Foods cold holding at improper temperatures: Ham=44F, cooked sausage patties=44F, BBQ pork=44F
2) Surfaces of the can opener blade and can opener stand/holder soiled with accumulations of grime and debris
3) Refrigeration unit in the kitchen is not operating properly
4) Door gaskets of the walk-in cooler in the kitchen are badly broken or damaged
5) Accumulations of greased deposits and debris: stoves, fryers, shelving above the kitchen steam table and under cooking equipment
6) Light bulbs in the dry storage room not covered by a protective shielding
7) Openings to the exterior of the building along the back entrance to the kitchen and the entrance to the side door access to the beer walk-in and ice machine room allow easy entry to the facility by rodents, roaches, and other small animals.
8) Inadequate lighting in the dry storage room
9) Floors inside the walk-in freezer and walk-in refrigerator need to be replaced
http://www.healthspace.com/clients/vdh/fairfax/web.nsf/formInspection.xsp?databaseName=Ape/HealthSpace%21%21Clients%5CVDH%5CFairfax%5CFairfax_EHS_Live.nsf&documentId=9E61C4800005CB2D852582500057D7CD&id=8E998DE7E5E2B0E688256C01007349B8&action=openDocument#


It's good to see some traditions continue.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: my asshole is cleaner! ()
Date: September 04, 2019 08:33PM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck Panera. Go to the Vienna Inn.


Hey Mikey!

How 'bout a nice case of diarrhea?

Or how's about some botulism?

Rodent droppings on your salad!


Yessir Mattress Mike...Have at it!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Wait! What? ()
Date: September 04, 2019 08:49PM

Hey Fine Dining Mikey!

Just a little note to help save ya from a case of the shits.


Quote
Fairfax County Health Department, Inspection Division


Panera Bread #1446: 136 Maple Ave Unit B, Vienna, VA 22180, last inspection May 21

Violations:
This was a routine inspection. No critical violations were observed.

http://www.healthspace.com/clients/vdh/fairfax/web.nsf/formInspection.xsp?databaseName=Ape/HealthSpace%21%21Clients%5CVDH%5CFairfax%5CFairfax_EHS_Live.nsf&documentId=3D640AA6B23D8C4585258401006ABFD4&id=d2c9601188e5258c8525788c0062e1d9&action=openDocument


"Vienna Inn is a fine establishment."
Really??
Mattress Mike, your credibility is suspect!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: erk erk erk ()
Date: September 04, 2019 09:31PM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That was back in the day Now Merrifield ain’t
> got shit. Vienna has fine establishments such as
> the Vienna Inn, Amphora and Plaka Grill.


WTF is this moron talking about????


I've been to 2 out of 3 by happenstance.

At the VI, you could smell the urinal cakes from the men's room
The server, I swear, carried 4 glasses of beer with her FINGERS IN EACH GLASS!!!!

Amphora was a rowdy bar fight looking for weapons.

No fucking way I'm ever gonna go to Plaka

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mo's Ache ()
Date: September 04, 2019 10:05PM

So the Town of Mosaic beats Vienna, then?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: September 04, 2019 10:50PM

Vienna rules the roost because it has beautiful James Madison High School.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: September 04, 2019 11:13PM

erk erk erk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike Mattress Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That was back in the day Now Merrifield ain’t
> > got shit. Vienna has fine establishments such
> as
> > the Vienna Inn, Amphora and Plaka Grill.
>
>
> WTF is this moron talking about????
>
>
> I've been to 2 out of 3 by happenstance.
>
> At the VI, you could smell the urinal cakes from
> the men's room
> The server, I swear, carried 4 glasses of beer
> with her FINGERS IN EACH GLASS!!!!
>
> Amphora was a rowdy bar fight looking for
> weapons.
>
> No fucking way I'm ever gonna go to Plaka

First of all, the urine smell at the VI just ads to the ambiance.
Second, fights at Amphora ads to its charm
Plaka has great Greek food
The best experience to enjoy Vienna great small town charm is to enjoy a pizza at Church Street pizza.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: The Only Good Place In Vienna ()
Date: September 04, 2019 11:14PM

Is gone Joes Pizza and Pasta on 123 near Nutley. VI ?? I had their green hot dogs back in the mid 70s and 39 cent 10oz draft beers too the dogs were a quarter and were kept in a pan of hot water under the bar a bit too long but they sustained human life as Im still here LOL I will admit it was a trip to watch the real Vienna Old Timer Types In action in their day RIP "how bout those skins " saw dust shuffle board table ? 1.25 pizzas ?? strips of wood holding up the ceiling beat to hell plywood booths old beat floor tiles Mike Abraham and his striped shirt and Bowtie RIP and his cold kegs to go partying with! House rule no one under 21 served beer even thou Va was 18 by then ! Loads of Vienna types all around the bar many WW2 vets and Korean war vets too , leave the lip at home with them out of pure respect for their service ! Vietnam vets too !

DAJAX

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: [pending review] ()
Date: September 04, 2019 11:33PM

Thanks for the no BS review. If the walls could talk...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Quack ()
Date: September 04, 2019 11:47PM

Le Canard was delish but they closed.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Hoisted by my own ()
Date: September 05, 2019 12:22AM

Le Petard is in Falls Church.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Nutley Street Nick ()
Date: September 05, 2019 08:11AM

Lots of sections of Falls Church are complete third world shitholes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: September 05, 2019 08:32PM

Fuck Falls Church's third world shitholes.

Vienna has the best third world shitholes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Cali King ()
Date: September 05, 2019 09:36PM

Vienna is the Mattress Capitol of Virginia! No one cares about dining in Vienna! We are here for the mattress stores on every block.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Black CauIk ()
Date: September 05, 2019 09:54PM

Cali King in Vienna?

U got the place? I got the face.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Tapawingo St ()
Date: September 06, 2019 12:55AM

Cali King Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Vienna is the Mattress Capitol of Virginia! No
> one cares about dining in Vienna! We are here for
> the mattress stores on every block.


Sorry Cali, but after a long day of Mattress shopping I like to have a nice relaxing dinner, usually at the Vienna Inn.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Adahi St ()
Date: September 06, 2019 07:09AM

I prefer to bike down to the Town of Mosaic for a spicy meal of Thai Poon Tang.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Thoreau middle school guy ()
Date: September 06, 2019 08:45AM

The best dining in Vienna is the McDonalds in Cedar Lane shopping center.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: King of Maple Ave ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:14PM

The best place to eat in Vienna is at Sisters Thai in the Town of Mosaic.

Vienna is a shithole.

Need to take a dump?

Come to Vienna and release your bowels!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Church Street denizen ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:39PM

I often stand at the corner of Church & Lawyers with my cardboard "homeless" sign.
Naw! I'm not homeless. I just need to finance my mesls at the Plaka Grill or at VI or at Amphora or at Church St Pizza.

Problem is, when I take a nap behind the Post Office, the rats wake me by nibbling on my shoes. I can't get my sleep.

So tomorrow I'll be moving my operation to District Ave & Strawberry Lane where I'll be able to nap in the park and finance my meals at Chipotle & Panera.

Give generously!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Donating Daniel ()
Date: September 19, 2019 10:35PM

Church Street denizen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I often stand at the corner of Church & Lawyers
> with my cardboard "homeless" sign.
> Naw! I'm not homeless. I just need to finance my
> mesls at the Plaka Grill or at VI or at Amphora or
> at Church St Pizza.
>
> Problem is, when I take a nap behind the Post
> Office, the rats wake me by nibbling on my shoes.
> I can't get my sleep.
>
> So tomorrow I'll be moving my operation to
> District Ave & Strawberry Lane where I'll be able
> to nap in the park and finance my meals at
> Chipotle & Panera.
>
> Give generously!

I ain’t giving you nothing. I only give to the hot gypsies at Oakton shopping center,

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Owaissa Wiener Wacker ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:25AM

I love suckin dick in the men's room at VI.

I usually cum when my they cum in my mouth.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Glyndon Glans Sucker ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:28AM

After a big Peter behind Plaka grill, I walk over to Mosaic and go to the gym for MORE!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Courthouse Cunt-averse ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:32AM

As a proud Vienna bottom, I ALWAYS take my tricks to the Wolf Trappe Motor Lodge after a movie in the Town of Mosaic. Vienna has no movies, except for the ones I make in the backroom as I do my thing and catch the action on my cell!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Vienna Beer fest ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:37AM

Lots o pussy at the annual beer fest!
Tons o milfs married to cucks that shop at REI yet can’t hike worth a DAMN!

Ez pickins!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Vienna streetwalker ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:29PM

Mattress Mike pays me to lock my cumfilled cooze. HE'S SUCH A GENTLEMAN. not

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Mill Street Mathew ()
Date: September 21, 2019 07:06AM

Come over to the Caboose and I will
Slip a big Vienna stiff Willie up your caboose.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: Church Street denizen ()
Date: September 21, 2019 12:36PM

Ummmm sounds like a fun time for all. ocp?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fine Dining in Vienna
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: September 23, 2019 02:32PM

I like the simulated French brigade de cuisine at Renaissance Inn. Expensive food and lots and lots of elderly patrons, even older than the regulars at Bonarito and the old Maplewood Grill.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
  ******   **    **  **         **    **  **    ** 
 **    **   **  **   **    **    **  **    **  **  
 **          ****    **    **     ****      ****   
 **           **     **    **      **        **    
 **           **     *********     **        **    
 **    **     **           **      **        **    
  ******      **           **      **        **    
This forum powered by Phorum.