Argue a bit then call her " YOU COW " in front of people and its over

Works like magic every time

I've also found the following to be effective:

I just discovered I'm gay.

Can I try on your underwear?

Will you use a strapon on me?

learner of things Wrote:
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> I've also found the following to be effective:
>
> I just discovered I'm gay.
>
> Can I try on your underwear?
>
> Will you use a strapon on me?


Is it gay if I like being plowed by hot chicks with strap ons? I also like being spanked, spat on, pissed on and burned with cigarettes but only by otherwise submissive females. Not males. And mind you this is all foreplay for me, once I become sufficiently aroused the roles reverse and I choke fuck for hours like Ed Kemper.. Am I some kind of circus freak? I'm well endowed, should I try for porn?

It's not you, it's me. I think you can find someone better, I need some time to work on myself.

Just tell her you need new pussy

ANAL.

Anal? The last girl I told that to thinking she would break up with me threw open her nightstand, grabbed some Astroglide and then threw open her asshole and started lubing herself up. All the while she exclaimed, "I thought you would never ask..."

I'm bord Wrote:
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> Just tell her you need new pussy


Don't tell her anything and just starting dating other girls. She'll get the idea after a while. When she sees you out with other girls she'll blame them.

I like to play cowboy.

Get in a good rhythm doing it doggy style then lean up to her ear and,

Whisper another girl’s name.

Hang on and enjoy her writhing around trying to get loose.

You’ve gotten one last piece of poon and gotten rid of her all in one shot.

Huh??? Wrote:
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> Anal? The last girl I told that to thinking she
> would break up with me threw open her nightstand,
> grabbed some Astroglide and then threw open her
> asshole and started lubing herself up. All the
> while she exclaimed, "I thought you would never
> ask..."


And had results like yours.

The chick did the same thing with the K-Y, pulled it out, pulled out a syringe, hAnds me the tube of KY & the syringe & sticks her butt up in the air.

I tried the underwear trick with another chick. Same thing "I was trying to figure out how to ask you, but you just made it easy. She pulls out this lacy bra and panties, puts them on me, stuffs the bra with socks, then pulls out a harness, strapon and Astroglide. I grabbed my clothes and didn't even bother to put them on, Ijust RAN out of there. People looked at me funny, but, but, I guess so. YOu don't see a guy in a bra and panties running through a parking lot in terror every day.

I tried to tell another chick I was gay. She's calling up this guy. so I say "good, you got someone else already". She says no "I just asked him to come over so I can watch you 2". I ran out of there, too. I didn't even wait for an Uber. I saw a cab and flagged it. THe guy stopped, fortunately for me.

The Magic Word Wrote:
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> Argue a bit then call her " YOU COW " in front of
> people and its over
>
> Works like magic every time


“you cow” isn’t a single word, genius

I told her I was declaring bankruptcy and money was going to be very tight , she vanished the next day until I saw her a couple weeks later at a gas station with a guy with a new Mercedes SUV and a ski boat, I had been divorced the year before so I was left with only a warm wet sock for a while

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“you cow” isn’t a single word, genius

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/3188840/certified_faggot_post.html

IT'S FUCKING GAY THAT YOU GO THRU LIFE POINTING OUT IDIOTIC GRAMMAR/PUNCTUATION ERRORS TO A CLASS OF MORONS.

"Broke"

Cunt.

Chicks hate it and it works every time.

Repeatedly saying the name of the politician you like and she loathes, be it Trump or someone else.

In libtarded areas but it will work in NOVA at least if you say " Trump" then "my main man"

In real America chicks don't give a damm

In front of her friends it worked like a magic charm now Im going to have to find someone to help pay my rent and car payment my other new gf called me recycled trash after I just told her today Im divorced and my wife made 5 times what I do