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private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: flyguy036 ()
Date: September 01, 2019 04:12PM

Hey gentleman. I recently heard about groups around the country where guys..straight/gay/bi/whatever..meet up once a week or something like that to jerk off together and just hang out. I was so curious to learn more about this and to see how I can get something like that started. Apparently they just sit there and talk and jerk off. No touching or fluid contact.

Would anybody be interesting in that? Am I weird to think that it would be fun or interesting? Let me know!

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: VSP ()
Date: September 01, 2019 04:16PM

That group started years ago. Seek your membership card at the I-66 rest area.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: flyguy036 ()
Date: September 01, 2019 04:23PM

So what you're telling me is that you're not interested? lol

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: He's baaaack ()
Date: September 01, 2019 06:23PM

Hi William. New name?

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William Robert Moreno
i waonto someoine to fuck eme up my assholeo/
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/620363.html#msg-620363

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William Robert Moreno
that's right! I sucked your dad's thick, veiny cock the other night. He came all over my face, then made me swallow it. I sucked him off three times in one night, then I fucked your mother up her asshole right after I had fucked your dad in his dirty, shitty asshole. There was so much shit on my dick, I didn't even need any lube. Then your slut mother farted out blood and cum all over my shit-dick and the smell was so awful that I vomited right onto her back, then she vomited, then your man-whore dad vomited all over his dirty shit-dick erection as he attempted to orally penetrate your slut mom. Your mom was gagging vomit and shit and blood and cum and pus----there was so much shit and cum and piss and blood all over the floor that we all just slipped and ended up in a contorted mass of sticky, rancid, lumpy, exposed flesh.

and it was the greatest night of all our lives.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/628981.html#msg-628981

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William Robert Moreno
well...................

I had anal sex with a man last night.

.........not much more to say than that.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/784550/784796.html#msg-784796

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William Robert Moreno
what does' cum taste like?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/547675/548319.html#msg-548319

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William Robert Moreno
what does cum taste like?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/557230.html#msg-557230

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William Robert Moreno
what does cum taste like?
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William Robert Moreno
I'm a faggot...there, I said it. I'm a fag. I'm a big fat faggot who loves cocks, and dicks, and schlongs. I love big, dripping wangs, all in my face, dripping and oozing hot creamy man-juice all over my quivering lips. I love the taste of a man's cream all in my mouth, on my tongue, down my throat. I love to swallow it. I drink it by the gallon. I could suck and gulp and blow all day long. I'm a wang junkie. I can't live without the wang. I need it in my mouth, in my hiney, I need it everywhere, all the time. I can't live without it. I'm all about the schlong. That's me. That's who I am. I love it.
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William Robert Moreno
hey everybody, I'm a big fat faggot. I suck dicks. I have a dick in my ass right now. What do you think of that? I eat dicks for breakfast. I'm eating a dick right now. I'm a big faggot who eats dicks and sucks on them like they were going out of style. What do you say to that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/446729/446729.html#msg-446729

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: Tinder Gone Wild ()
Date: September 01, 2019 06:46PM

I sucked my first cock by accident however I thoroughly enjoyed it. It started like this I got matched which what I thought was a HOT tinder gal but to my surprise he/she was a TS. I get to her place and we start going at it. Seconds later she pulls down her panties and says suck my pussy. Long behold a cock comes out. I’ve always had a bi/Shemale/cuck fetish so I had to make up my mind right there and then. I opened my mouth and let her shove that cock in and out of my mouth. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be. Let’s just say she opened my world to a whole new level of kink.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: Just go online ()
Date: September 01, 2019 07:17PM

To find one just google “Antifa DC circle jerk”

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: Jerker in unbroken circle ()
Date: September 01, 2019 09:01PM

I belonged to 1 in college. It was pretty good. The guys didn't even care that I wore women's underwear when I played w/myself.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: flyguy036 ()
Date: September 01, 2019 09:18PM

Would you be interested in one again?

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: Jerker in unbroken circle ()
Date: September 02, 2019 12:51AM

flyguy036 Wrote:
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> Would you be interested in one again?


As long as nobody minds if I wear women's underwear.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: huhwhat ()
Date: September 02, 2019 01:25PM

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Blackcaulk
I want to suck big black stud
meat.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/620363.html#msg-620363

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: 1234 Switch ()
Date: September 02, 2019 03:53PM

I participated in the Greaseman's six minute workout with Miss Baumgartner at the piano.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: TWC: Felicia Combs ()
Date: September 02, 2019 04:53PM

Cum baby, cum#

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: Gollum ()
Date: September 02, 2019 09:33PM

Is it soft, is it juicy.

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: I am not amused ()
Date: September 03, 2019 05:10PM

flyguy036 Wrote:
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> Hey gentleman. I recently heard about groups
> around the country where
> guys..straight/gay/bi/whatever..meet up once a
> week or something like that to jerk off together
> and just hang out. I was so curious to learn more
> about this and to see how I can get something like
> that started. Apparently they just sit there and
> talk and jerk off. No touching or fluid contact.
>
> Would anybody be interesting in that? Am I weird
> to think that it would be fun or interesting? Let
> me know!


Are you volunteering to be the pivot man for this circle jerk?

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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: r4terew ()
Date: September 04, 2019 02:21PM

flyguy036 Wrote:
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> Hey gentleman. I recently heard about groups
> around the country where
> guys..straight/gay/bi/whatever..meet up once a
> week or something like that to jerk off together
> and just hang out. I was so curious to learn more
> about this and to see how I can get something like
> that started. Apparently they just sit there and
> talk and jerk off. No touching or fluid contact.
>
> Would anybody be interesting in that? Am I weird
> to think that it would be fun or interesting? Let
> me know!


It would be funny if Berkeley California weren't offering exactly that class USING FEDERAL MONEY and getting federal money county heads of illegal aliens they faked the student forms on.


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Re: private masturbating group for guys
Posted by: rfgtger3e ()
Date: September 04, 2019 02:22PM

in 1980's? funny.

in 20teens?


NOT FUNNY - a desperate democrat attempt to introduce an "idea"


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