I guess ordering from the same place for 20 years, there's bound to be some problems but, jizz? Always loved Paisanos delivery up until this last year or so when things just began going south for the Fair Lakes store. I would purposely order from them despite the fact that Bellas has the exact same menu and is less than half the distance. Recently got a gyro and a pizza which was delivered by a nervous looking, new driver. I should have suspected something when he handed me the bag which was untied (usually bags are tied and knotted). The gyro appeared to be perfect, until I bit into it and noticed a strange rotten flavor and a unfamiliar mucous like consistency which did NOT resemble the usual yogurt sauce. This made me gag and spit it out. Upon opening and observing the contents there was indeed a spit/semen mucous like substance inside, so I gave it to the dog. The pizza went in the trash too as my appetite had been compromised. After calling to inform the management, the woman who answered told me she so very sorry and that the manager would contact me the next day, that was Friday (no call yet as of Tuesday). So I must conclude that the management does not care that their long time (or any) customer has a complaint or that their food has been tainted or even poisoned by a new hire with a sick fetish. I do not know whether this substance was saliva, semen, nasal discharge, throat hock or what but since the management felt it unimportant to contact me, my next stop is the health department, and that is it for me and Paisanos, arrivederci.

You will probably get a high grade for this clever bit of creative writing! I will bet that you are a sophomore at Thomas Jefferson. The quality of your work gave it away. Your focus on describing semen, tasting semen and your "repulsion" by semen are also good clues. While Thomas Jefferson may be known for its advanced work in technical fields, it is also a very well known haven for LGBTQ kids. You appear to be coming to terms with your own sexual identity. Good work on the story! I hope you figure things out soon.

Paisanos is delicious!
OP is a fagggget

Hey Paisano's

I'd like to order a pizza with everything to be delivered, please.

Oh. And how about a gyro with special sauce? Yeah.

Tell me, how soon can you come?


Hshahahahahahaha

You think somebody jacked off into your food and you feed it to your dog. Then all you do is call the store, only to be told that the manager will call you back. And you leave it at that?

Yeah, okay. We believe you.

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OP your wife gave the delivery guy a blowjob and she ate some of the pizza afterwards. That’s where the jizz came from. Grab a clue dumbass

You got the VIP treatment, they reserve it especially for white folks.

"The Northam Blackface Special" If it is I hate to think what the 'Fairfax Special " looks like

I'm so fucking important, I'm so fucking smart, I can claim that I represent all of the voices in my head and the idiot faggot profiles I make up by calling us "we".

We think you should order the gyro, with extra white sauce.
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