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Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Cooch breff ()
Date: August 25, 2019 06:48PM

OMG BITCH!!

THAT REEKS!!


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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: fresh air ()
Date: August 25, 2019 08:59PM

Stinkslit can kill you. Avoid it at any cost.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: xcdfg ()
Date: August 26, 2019 05:59AM

The pervs what like to eat creempies don't mind the fragrance

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Mo's Ache ()
Date: August 26, 2019 07:14PM

We don't have this problem in the Town of Mosaic.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: ooh lalala ()
Date: August 26, 2019 09:37PM

Camilla smells like roses.
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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Latina Lover ()
Date: August 26, 2019 11:23PM

Shaved, moist and tight with chicken of the sea scent yumyum

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Grandpa knows ()
Date: August 27, 2019 07:20AM

Don't powder puff the puss for me. Oh, please no.

What do you think fires up your guns?
It's not the odor of day old cum, day old piss-poo, day old cooze juice.
It's pheromones.
When you cover up the smell, you may as well be fucking a con at the Upper Marlboro Men's Club.
You have to smell it or your sausage won't be cooked.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: OP= DUMB ASS ()
Date: August 27, 2019 07:23PM

What the fuck is this shit?

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: August 27, 2019 09:31PM

Anyway, I like the smell of yeasty beer farts.
It smells like happiness.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: I once had ()
Date: August 27, 2019 09:35PM

A Limburger cheese sandwich. Smelled bad going in, bad coming out.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Cabbage ()
Date: August 28, 2019 06:18AM

Cabbage is so yummy, but the farts are hideous.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Funky Furburger ()
Date: August 28, 2019 06:06PM

When mama's muff smells pretty rough
All you can say is "That's enough!"
"Scrub out your slit with a scented Buff-Puff!"
"And once your done you can swallow my stuff!"

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: My Horny Boss ()
Date: August 28, 2019 08:21PM

My horny boss at a temp job kept coming on to me. After work one day, I stop in to her office. She starts putting the moves on me. One thing led to another and before too long she's giving me head. She sucks me off and swallows everything. Then, she hops onto her desk and spreads her legs obviously expecting reciprocation. When I got closer to her snatch, the smell hit first and I swear I got woozy. But then, I'm telling you, I saw something moving in her bush. I ran out of there with my pants in my hand. I've never been so grossed out!!

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: your boss=my wife ()
Date: August 29, 2019 07:00PM

I think you got blown by my wife. She uses temps and her cooze reeks.

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: The worst ()
Date: August 30, 2019 09:07PM

Asparagus piss

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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by: Cabbage Diarrhea ()
Date: August 31, 2019 08:54AM

Cabbage Diarrhea

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