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Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by:
Grandpa knows
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Date: August 27, 2019 07:20AM
Don't powder puff the puss for me. Oh, please no.
What do you think fires up your guns?
It's not the odor of day old cum, day old piss-poo, day old cooze juice.
It's pheromones.
When you cover up the smell, you may as well be fucking a con at the Upper Marlboro Men's Club.
You have to smell it or your sausage won't be cooked.
Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by:
Funky Furburger
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Date: August 28, 2019 06:06PM
When mama's muff smells pretty rough
All you can say is "That's enough!"
"Scrub out your slit with a scented Buff-Puff!"
"And once your done you can swallow my stuff!"
Re: Are yeasty beer farts the worst? Not by a looong shot...
Posted by:
My Horny Boss
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Date: August 28, 2019 08:21PM
My horny boss at a temp job kept coming on to me. After work one day, I stop in to her office. She starts putting the moves on me. One thing led to another and before too long she's giving me head. She sucks me off and swallows everything. Then, she hops onto her desk and spreads her legs obviously expecting reciprocation. When I got closer to her snatch, the smell hit first and I swear I got woozy. But then, I'm telling you, I saw something moving in her bush. I ran out of there with my pants in my hand. I've never been so grossed out!!