How much batin’ is too much batin’. I do it about three times a day. Once in the morning and twice at night..

I estimate over the course of your life - if you live to be seventy-five, you will have masturbated a full seven years of your life. Imagine that! Seven years spent choking your jerky. What a waste of time.

BruceKleinVI Wrote:
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> I estimate over the course of your life - if you
> live to be seventy-five, you will have masturbated
> a full seven years of your life. Imagine that!
> Seven years spent choking your jerky. What a
> waste of time.


He wasted even more of his life in FCPS where they don't teach you how to spell words.

male masterbation is dangerous...it tends to send men into that downward spiral

why don't you get your shit together and develop yourself instead of developing semen stains on your cum rags?

then you could get up in sum of that healing raw vagina and have a loving functional relationship with a real live female

You’ll know you’ve done it too much when your palm has callouses

mahdi key aches Wrote:
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> male masterbation is dangerous...it tends to send
> men into that downward spiral
>
> why don't you get your shit together and develop
> yourself instead of developing semen stains on
> your cum rags?
>
> then you could get up in sum of that healing raw
> vagina and have a loving functional relationship
> with a real live female

From the person who wastes all day watching cloud seeding videos on YouTube.

How’s mom’s basement?

I pull my pud each time I hear a guy.

You guys tease the cum outta me.

^FIFY

Too much jerking off will cause your head to collapse
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Don't do it too much.. can make it more difficult to get an erection.. you get used to getting hard for your hand.. read up on it... I am getting close to 70.. take viagra.. still getting it on with my wife on rare occasions and with a side lady much more often.. but a lot of my sensation is gone. i think that is what caused it.. back in the day.. i did it a lot.. would do my wife, and if she got in the shower, i would rub one out while she showered... difficult to cum normally too...no joke.. just read up on the subject..

mahdi key aches Wrote:
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> have a loving functional relationship with a real live female


Haha yeah.

That shit NEVER happens.

Jerk it whenever it feels good.

Or, I'd be happy to jerk it into my mouth for you



^FIFY

just to address the various comments...

those days they bombard the skies with chemtrails there is no rain...so its not cloud seeding, traitor

eye pull super bad bitches with absolutely no effort or money...eye don't groom myself in manner that men who are trying to impress bitches and get pussy would in fact it would appear eye do the opposite

and eye know these bitches are super hot because eye cee dudes loosing their fucking mind when eye walk around with them

so if you think eye live in my moms basement feel free to believe that....LOL!

whatever makes you feel better about yourself, buddy wackit

viagra is bad for your health...you killing yourself to get an erection...when you could clean your body out and change your diet and get even better erections

even if you are too lazy to make lifestyle changes semen conservation will help...especially having sex with a woman without cumming and absorbing her cum

and lastly...when you talk about involving me in your gay sexual fantasies om unable to respond

^^^supergay!

U no u're doing it 2 much when U start using up Ur quota of free videos on porn sites.

Who wants to jerk it while i play with their woman in front of them..

hohas Wrote:
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> Who wants to jerk it while i play with their woman
> in front of them..


Go to some cuck or hotwife message board. Better yet, go to DC Urban Moms. The 'men" there are a bunch of lib cucks who go for something like that. The women won't admit it, but they want a real man, not their lib cuck "husbands".

Oh, I'm sorry, was I redundant? I did say lib "cucks". I REALLY have to be more careful and pay more attention.

My wife is a cold, vengeance-filled woman who won't fuck if the day of the week ends in the letter 'y'.

She gets pissed-off for no reason, screams, threatens and won't have anything to do with me for weeks.

I moved out for to reasons: 1) to rediscover sanity, and, 2) my life was being threatened.

Ya gotta do whatever works.

My wife says once is too much. If she catches me masturbating or finds out I did, she pulls down my panties, puts me over her knee and spanks my bare bottom with a hairbrush. Then she makes me stand in the corner. That's real hard when you're wearing high heels.

I like to watch my wife finger bang herself. Then we fuck furiously. Life is sweet.

If you're blind in one eye and can't see out of the other, you're probably approaching the point of no return.

itsokay Wrote:
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> I like to watch my wife finger bang herself. Then
> we fuck furiously. Life is sweet.


I like to watch your wife finger bang herself. Then we fuck furiously. Life IS sweet!

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