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Rabid Fox
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:26AM

FCPD and Animal Control officer shot a rabid fox last night in North Springfield near Plum Center. Is an epidemic upon us?

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: Hell yes! ()
Date: August 14, 2019 07:28AM

Absolutely. Every outbreak has begun with a single case. Clearly, this epidemic is adhering to that pattern. Make sure your shots are up to date. Also, fence your yard, set traps and unobtrusively murder all pets in your neighborhood. Safety first.

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: bar the doors! ()
Date: August 14, 2019 07:29AM

Howdy Doo Wrote:
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> FCPD and Animal Control officer shot a rabid fox
> last night in North Springfield near Plum Center.
> Is an epidemic upon us?


There is an epidemic of stupidity in your mirror.

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: Slightly Off ()
Date: August 14, 2019 11:56AM

The Plum Center is in Edsall Park. It is in the former elementary school building for the neighborhood of the same name. If the fox was shot in North Springfield then it wasn't shot near the Plum Center.

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: The tip of the iceberg ()
Date: August 14, 2019 01:47PM

In approximately two weeks, dozens of homeless people in Fairfax will begin to experience hydrophobia, convulsions and delirium. Initially, the police will suspect a bad batch of synthetic amphetamine - all the frothing hobos are known IV users. They will get carried away with the beating and get a little scratched up in the process but brush it off. They will joke about having to get another HIV test and brag about their excessive force but it will be precious days before the homeless people expire and the autopsy points to rabies. The sooner rabies vaccine is applied the better. The only hope for the boys in blue may be an artificially induced coma at this point. Will they pull through?!
Neenooneenoo twilight zone music neenooneenoo

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: Bill1995 ()
Date: August 14, 2019 04:46PM

What did the fox say?

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: Great Story Line ()
Date: August 14, 2019 06:39PM

The tip of the iceberg Wrote:
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> In approximately two weeks, dozens of homeless
> people in Fairfax will begin to experience
> hydrophobia, convulsions and delirium. Initially,
> the police will suspect a bad batch of synthetic
> amphetamine - all the frothing hobos are known IV
> users. They will get carried away with the beating
> and get a little scratched up in the process but
> brush it off.

>>>>> maybe around here...

> They will joke about having to get
> another HIV test and brag about their excessive
> force but it will be precious days before the
> homeless people expire and the autopsy points to
> rabies. The sooner rabies vaccine is applied the
> better. The only hope for the boys in blue may be
> an artificially induced coma at this point. Will
> they pull through?!
> Neenooneenoo twilight zone music neenooneenoo


I was full expecting this creative penning to take us into Zombie Land!!

You have a knack. Good job!

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Re: Rabid Fox
Posted by: Humble Fred the fox ()
Date: August 15, 2019 12:03AM

Great Story Line Wrote:
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> The tip of the iceberg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In approximately two weeks, dozens of homeless
> > people in Fairfax will begin to experience
> > hydrophobia, convulsions and delirium.
> Initially,
> > the police will suspect a bad batch of
> synthetic
> > amphetamine - all the frothing hobos are known
> IV
> > users. They will get carried away with the
> beating
> > and get a little scratched up in the process
> but
> > brush it off.
>
> >>>>> maybe around here...
>
> > They will joke about having to get
> > another HIV test and brag about their excessive
> > force but it will be precious days before the
> > homeless people expire and the autopsy points
> to
> > rabies. The sooner rabies vaccine is applied
> the
> > better. The only hope for the boys in blue may
> be
> > an artificially induced coma at this point.
> Will
> > they pull through?!
> > Neenooneenoo twilight zone music neenooneenoo
>
>
> I was full expecting this creative penning to take
> us into Zombie Land!!
>
> You have a knack. Good job!


Zombieland is a bit grandiose for a lil old rabid fox to pull off. The cops may have shot poor Fred the fox, but he will have the last laugh if they don't stop using excessive force for kicks! When you see hobos running around foaming at the mouth call animal control not the popo

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