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Need sex help please
Posted by: Need sex help please ()
Date: August 13, 2019 08:38PM

I will be starting high school in a couple of weeks. I've never had sex, but I want to. I don't want to do anything with any body I know to avoid stories that might get spread. I've heard that older ladies are patient but I don't know any who would be nice to help me. Where can I get help with what I want to do?

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Dude .... ()
Date: August 13, 2019 09:02PM

The only lady around here is Rosie.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Not necessarily so... ()
Date: August 13, 2019 09:19PM

What about Meade?

What about Gerry?

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Counselor Bob ()
Date: August 13, 2019 09:47PM

Start with your parents. Then maybe a teacher... I can't tell you how many teachers I've read about in the news that have helped their kids along in this area in that way.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: GFY ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:30AM

GFY.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Timmy Kaine ()
Date: August 14, 2019 06:19AM

Have you considered serving as an intern in the office of a U.S. Senator who is very good with young lads?

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Thai Massage ()
Date: August 14, 2019 07:30AM

Most Thai massage studios can help. Be sure to ask them about their Happy Ending Special.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: l7tpw ()
Date: August 15, 2019 08:42PM

Join up at any Catholic church. I'm sure there will be somebody there to assist you.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Rev. Robert Malm ()
Date: August 15, 2019 09:08PM

Stop by Grace Episcopal in Alexandria.

My assistant Benjamin Dover would be delighted to help.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: grovermoonbounce ()
Date: August 15, 2019 09:12PM

Leave old women alone. Best sex is prision sex with dudes.

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Re: Need sex help please
Posted by: Santa's Perverted Elf ()
Date: August 16, 2019 12:31PM

Try this during the holiday season
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