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Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: hello ()
Date: March 07, 2010 07:27PM

I just discovered the homepage of a woman named Faye who lived in a tent in the woods between Americana Drive and 495, stealing power for her masturbation chamber so she could write in her MySpace page outlining the specifics of her rape fantasies, share hidden-camera pictures of local mexicans fucking outside her cave and attract a legion of creepy stalkers wanting to write on her butt.

Apparently she has since had to relocate somewhere else in our county after the 495 HOT lane clearing project cleared away her site. However, I guess before she did, she left her site behind because I distinctly remember looking up at this exact same spot right after the trees were cleared and seeing a tent and a bunch of random belongings now exposed up there on the hill.

Anyway, here's some various links to her site. Note that not a single one of these pages is safe for work, or your mind probably.

First, just her page about where her tent was: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=424943259&swapped=true and what it looked like inside: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=280956019&swapped=true

Said mexican fuckery: The funny thing is they realized after they were done that they were on camera.. http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=319768808&swapped=true

A detailed accounting of her rather unique sexual experiences, starting with akward aspie fucking and going downhill from there. Scroll to the bottom to see what her future husband would do to her (including having her sit on top of the TV naked with her vagoo exposed during football game parties, so her hubby's friends could throw beercans at her when the opposing side lost) http://www.drtonymroberts.com/faye/phase_daze.htm

And here's an index to the treasure trove of crazy, I've really only scraped the surface: http://www.drtonymroberts.com/faye/blogdex.htm


I lived like a stones throw away from her too and never had any idea I could have just stomped down there and raped me a hep-C-infected crazy homeless woman who pees in funnels and slathers herself with testosterone oil for weeks at a time without washing. Oh well.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 07, 2010 08:45PM

Fascinating.

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:24PM

Wow. Just, wow.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:35PM

hello Wrote:
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> stealing power for her masturbation chamber...


Masturbation chamber? HA!

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: bob saget ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:39PM

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Start living, or start dying.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2010 07:52PM by bob saget.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: bob saget ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:39PM

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Start living, or start dying.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2010 07:52PM by bob saget.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: hello ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:48PM

The depth and breadth of information, pictures, blog posts, etc seem pretty convincing. Someone is really dedicated to the lie if this is fake.

And no her cave isn't there anymore, they've long since plowed the shit out of that whole area now...

Its the only reason she exposed its location as far as I can tell, because she had to abandon it to the march of progress.

In other blog posts she says she lives with a married couple and a 2nd man (of course getting slapped and raped along the way) and also says that she now lives between a parking garage and a storage facility.. I didn't pay enough attention to look to see which postings were most recent, but she's no doubt still somewhere amongst us out there in the wooded brambles hidden all over the county.

Since she admits she spends a lot of time online, maybe she could come join us here!

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: hello ()
Date: March 07, 2010 09:49PM

Rather, lives in a new cave between a parking garage and a storage facility

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: FiveStroke ()
Date: January 04, 2011 02:30PM

Any update on this lady?

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Upload them here! Damnit ()
Date: January 04, 2011 02:49PM

GEEZ guys, a great story and all of the MySpace pages/archives are down.

PLEASE PLEASE grab a copy of this stuff and ATTACH it to your posts here so it'll actually be here forever.

Don't trust MySpace or some guy with a website to keep things around forever.

"The more you know"

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: FiveStroke ()
Date: January 04, 2011 03:05PM

I was disappointed to see this gone too. It was a fascinating read.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: breaking news ()
Date: January 04, 2011 04:42PM

She is still on the web. Just google faye kane.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: January 04, 2011 07:14PM

Wow, I like em crazy but that's a bit too crazy.

Among the gems on her blog I found this:
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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: January 06, 2011 07:55AM

Crazy girls are fun for a while, until you try to get rid of them.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: mike ()
Date: January 06, 2011 02:28PM

Can someone put up a good link on this?

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: here u go ()
Date: January 06, 2011 02:40PM

mike Wrote:
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> Can someone put up a good link on this?


http://fayekane.blogspot.com/?zx=2638650300984437

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Observer of Things ()
Date: January 06, 2011 10:53PM

That is a horribly tragic and sad site.

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SO THIS is where all those blog traffic hits are coming from!
Posted by: Faye_Kane ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:50AM

> That is a horribly tragic and sad site.

I BEG your pardon?

sign.jpgLiving in my cave was the happiest three years of my life, even though I'm REAL happy now!

> I distinctly remember looking up at this exact same spot right after the trees were cleared and seeing a tent and a bunch of random belongings now exposed up there on the hill.

WOH!!!!!

God DAMN!

cyclops1.jpgDid you take any pictures? Can you describe it in more detail? I had to leave quickly when, one day, construction workers (and the cops) knocked on my airlock. It scared the fucking jee-zuss out of me, too because they were loud and lots, and I didn't know it was workers and the cops. I thought that the Spanish kids came back and brought a gang of dozens, and suddenly the idea of REAL gang-rape didn't seem so sexy!

Actually, come to think of it, if they hadn't been Spanish...

Anyway, I couldn't take anything but my PC, and I never went back there. I sent an email to VDOT asking if they saved any of my stuff but they never answered.

Oh, and drtonyroberts.com is no more. He very kindly let me use his server space, but he's a genuine absent-minded professor, and forgot to renew his URL before someone stole it for ransom.

I registered my own site (which is under construction), as well as making his a subdomain of mine--(damn, it's been a year and I can't remember the URL!) Effectively, my site is my blogspot blog. Myspace SUX DIX!!

myhouse2.jpgBTW, all the (blog) regulars would agree, he is (or WAS) my biggest "fan". It's a long story how it happened, but he actually got to fuck me. When I abandoned my cave, I moved in with my lesbian college friend and her husband (who ass-fuçks me 2 or 3 times a week), and-- (I swear it was coincidence, and you can watch how it unfolded over months on the blog)--her husband got a job in Houston, 10 miles away from Dr. Roberts AND the doc just happened to be living in a motel. So when I told them how he bought hundreds of dollars worth of psycho meds for me when he never thought he'd ever meet me, we insisted he move in with us.

I'll NEVER forget the look on his face when he knocked on the door, and I answered it with no clothes on at all! My pubic hair was trimmed nicely just for him, and had a stick-on bow. GOD! He brought me a bottle of absinthe, too, the old sweetie! We smoked a bunch of Salvia Divinorum (look it up) and drank absinthe.

But after fuçking me senseless day and night for a week or two, he realized that, while I like being brutally ass-raped by the other guy here (and his wife uses me too), I could never (ugh) "love" him or anyone because I'm autistic. For example, I REFUSE to be kissed. Or for that matter, touched in any way but roughly. The only kiss I need is the kiss of the WHIP! ☺

As soon as it warms up, I'm going to find Michael (Tony's preferred name) a girl from craigslist, and they'll meet on their blind date NAKED! See, there's a nude beach here in Houston, and while Michael's been there many times, I never went to one, and neither have the other two, and we're all scared to, which is why we want to go.

fkhouse2.jpgNow I spend my time cleaning their house and cooking their meals, and just like in my cave, I never wear clothes, ever. It makes me feel sexy, like a sex-slave, which I kind of am, I guess. I serve everyone meals individually in their rooms because they're all always on their computers. I'm trying to find him a girlfriend, and I ALMOST got him one THREE times (one was another of my blog readers).
In my spare time I read about astrophysics and Riemann-topological hyperspaces, download savage BDSM porn, and masturbate imagining it's me in the videos. I also play around with a drawing program (see below).

Why am I so obsessed with sex? My mother was too, but from a judgmental, prudish, fundamentalist, drunk point-of-view; and I'm rebelling. Or something. Whatever.

SO, IN CONCLUSION:

> That is a horribly tragic and sad site.

Unless you're talking about the construction site where my cave was, that's BULL shee-yit! I'm having the time of my life!

Oh wait... maybe you mean you see a sad SIGHT!

Yeah, well, it's the smart man's burden.

♥,

--faye























> Start living, or start dying.

Right on. And I wised up just in time.

meinmycave.jpg


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They call me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data rated, triple X-rated, psycho, active, psychoactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and low class, kiss my ass, underemployed, overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, 'puter freq girl geek.
Faye Faq
Read my blog
Yank off to my naked pix
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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:58AM

Ummmmmmm Faye, your nude pics are disgusting. WTF is up with that gaping hole you call a vag?

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Much better link
Posted by: Faye_Kane ()
Date: January 08, 2011 08:02AM

WTF??

My MySpace blog is online. It always has been, HERE

It's dr. roberts' site that is down (permanently-someone stole his URL for ransom).

--flk

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They call me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data rated, triple X-rated, psycho, active, psychoactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and low class, kiss my ass, underemployed, overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, 'puter freq girl geek.
Faye Faq
Read my blog
Yank off to my naked pix
_________________
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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Faye_Kane ()
Date: January 08, 2011 08:08AM

1) My nude pix are excellent, as am I.

As are you, but you don't know that, so you try to make other people sad because you think it eases the pain of being you. It's how "the sickness" propagates through time.

> WTF is up with that gaping hole you call a vag?

2) I don't call it a "vag", I call it a CUNT. Little girls have "vaginas". I had one too, before the Black Monolith woke up and turned it into a hairy cunt.

And BTW, I'm not a lady or a woman. My MOTHER (who is in hell) was a lady and a woman. I'm what I was in college: a GIRL.

3) You're a troll. Fuck off before you get hurt--emotionally. You don't want to take me on verbally, only you don't know that either.

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They call me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data rated, triple X-rated, psycho, active, psychoactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and low class, kiss my ass, underemployed, overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, 'puter freq girl geek.
Faye Faq
Read my blog
Yank off to my naked pix
_________________
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2011 08:12AM by Faye_Kane.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Faye_Kane ()
Date: January 08, 2011 08:18AM

Why is this crazy? I got it from CDC. It's about a sdmall STD outbreak among porn stars.

The theme of my blog is that sex and science are not incompatible, even though geeks are afraid of their animal part. I posted this because it's a serious, scientific chart about people who gleefully fuck all day for a living. See the juxtaposition? See the ironic composition of....

Just... just never mind.

I should know better than to talk to you humans.

_________________
They call me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data rated, triple X-rated, psycho, active, psychoactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and low class, kiss my ass, underemployed, overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, 'puter freq girl geek.
Faye Faq
Read my blog
Yank off to my naked pix
_________________
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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 08, 2011 08:20AM

Faye_Kane Wrote:
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> 1) My nude pix are excellent, as am I.
>
> As are you, but you don't know that, so you try to
> make other people sad because you think it eases
> the pain of being you. It's how "the sickness"
> propagates through time.
>
> > WTF is up with that gaping hole you call a vag?
>
> 2) I don't call it a "vag", I call it a CUNT.
> Little girls have "vaginas". I had one too, before
> the Black Monolith woke up and turned it into a
> hairy cunt.
>
> And BTW, I'm not a lady or a woman. My MOTHER
> (who is in hell) was a lady and a woman. I'm what
> I was in college: a GIRL.
>
> 3) You're a troll. Fuck off before you get
> hurt--emotionally. You don't want to take me on
> verbally, only you don't know that either.





Oh man. This is great. This is just great.

Tell me, what lead to your circumstances to where you ended up homeless? Too lazy to work? Alcoholism/drug abuse?

As far as your histrionics and need for sexual attention, well I'm confident that came from some sort of abuse, more than likely sexual molestation as a child.

EDIT: Fixed spelling!



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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 08, 2011 08:28AM

Interesting, I know of very few females that call it a cunt. Most call it a pussy.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: January 08, 2011 10:40AM

Those are all pics from the silly site, how bout an exclusive faye pic so we know it is really you and not some regular FU troll?

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: January 08, 2011 11:12AM

Faye_Kane Wrote:
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> Why is this crazy? I got it from CDC. It's about
> a sdmall STD outbreak among porn stars.
>
> The theme of my blog is that sex and science are
> not incompatible, even though geeks are afraid of
> their animal part. I posted this because it's a
> serious, scientific chart about people who
> gleefully fuck all day for a living. See the
> juxtaposition? See the ironic composition of....
>
> Just... just never mind.
>
> I should know better than to talk to you humans.



You're just plain fucking nutters. But that's okay. I have respect for outspoken non-conformists. Vive les écrous et la vérité.

My comment was unrelated to the CDC vector diagram and I think I pretty much get the theme of your blog.

You should stick around. We could use some new color in this forum.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Date: January 08, 2011 01:09PM

And thus ends the mystery of "Whatever Happened to Spunky?"

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: January 08, 2011 01:21PM

heh

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: davee.1957 ()
Date: March 18, 2013 04:12PM

wtf there is nothing here where is it

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Time Machine ()
Date: March 18, 2013 04:17PM

davee.1957 Wrote:
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> wtf there is nothing here where is it


Maybe... just maybe... that's because it was two freakin years ago.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: NcMtJ ()
Date: March 18, 2013 04:23PM

Some older post have all the blog "stuff" copied. Wow, this brings back memories. lolz

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: wtfman ()
Date: March 18, 2013 05:09PM

Those fuckin links don't work anymore I want to see this bitch.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: lolzzzzz ()
Date: March 18, 2013 05:21PM

her blog is still around. Geeze, always having to do all the work for the newbiees on this site.

http://tinyurl.com/kanecave

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: lolzzzzz ()
Date: March 18, 2013 05:24PM

her site is still around. Geeze, always having to do all the work for the newbiees on this site.


tinyurldotcom/kanecave cant hyper link it for some reason, spam message keeps coming up. Also type in her name, crazy faye kane

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Re: SO THIS is where all those blog traffic hits are coming from!
Posted by: Observer of Things From 2yrs Ago ()
Date: March 18, 2013 10:18PM

Faye_Kane Wrote:
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> SO, IN CONCLUSION:
>
> > That is a horribly tragic and sad site.
>
> Unless you're talking about the construction site
> where my cave was, that's BULL shee-yit! I'm
> having the time of my life!
>
> Oh wait... maybe you mean you see a sad SIGHT!
>
> Yeah, well, it's the smart man's burden.
>

No. I meant "site," precisely as I wrote it.

"Site" as in "web site," genius.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: ohdamn ()
Date: March 19, 2013 01:57AM

Oh damn, I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or go attempt to fuck her. I'm so confused. lol

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: nope ()
Date: March 19, 2013 06:43AM

ohdamn Wrote:
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> Oh damn, I don't know whether to feel sorry for
> her or go attempt to fuck her. I'm so confused.
> lol


Was just looking through her blog and it said she got Hep-c from trying heroin in a homeless shelter, so I'd advise against fucking her.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Don't Worry ()
Date: March 19, 2013 07:30AM

If you're into lunatics, there's always the anal-obsessed GordonBlvd. If you can deal with an obese, pathetic moron, that is. LoLz.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 19, 2013 07:31AM

Don't Worry Wrote:
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> If you're into lunatics, there's always the
> anal-obsessed GordonBlvd. If you can deal with an
> obese, pathetic moron, that is. LoLz.
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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:01AM

That woman was a poser, no way she was all that she claimed to be.

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Re: Crazy aspie rape-fantasy-obsessed homeless woman lived in tent in annandale above 495 and I totally missed out
Posted by: Beltway Mole LAdy ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That woman was a poser, no way she was all that
> she claimed to be.


Somebody whose pseudonym was essentially "Fakin'" was a hoax????

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