Just got power back at 1:35 a.m. Been down since 5 p.m.
That was a long outage.

We still don’t have power. Supposed to be back on this evening. Tree took down the main supply line.

I left my phone in the kitchen and was in the bathroom when the power went out. I couldn’t see a thing, and the only sounds and smells were from the torrent of diarrhea I was unleashing into the bowl. I tried to clean up as best as I could in the pitch black, and it was when I was walking down the hall that round two hit, sending a flood of liquid excrement all over the floor. Because I couldn’t see, I slipped in it and army-crawled through feces to get out of there and to my phone. When I turned the light on the phone I was horrified at what I saw. Then I remembered my battery was at 1% and the light cut out.

Yeah. As soon as I took a viagra, not only did I get a hard-on a yard-long, my lights flickered.

Nice!
Plug your anal machine in now you cuck!

That post about diarrhea was disgusting. My dog currently has diarrhea and it is no laughing matter. What makes it worse is that it’s my husband’s seeing-eye dog, and he has to take it everywhere. There’s diarrhea at Harris Teeter, diarrhea at the post office, and diarrhea at the McDonalds he goes to. People keep slipping in it, and yelling at him when the dog sprays his foulness onto the floor or walls.

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>Tree took down the main supply line.

What do you mean by "Main supply line"? Like a high tension power line? The line leaving an electrical substation? Never seen that around here even during a hurrican or deracho.

Thank God the A/C is back on. There’s nothing worse than hot, uncirculated air, especially when I have a case of the green apple splatters. I’m usually sweating on the toilet as it is. I once crapped myself on the Metro at Union Station.

1998 there was a bbq place off telegraph whose logo had a pig, cow and chicken as friends. Power went out at lunch time. Everyone that already had their food was sitting in the dark eating.pitch black. My coworker eating with me, shook a ketchup that had no lid! Ketchup went everywhere.

All American BBQ Wrote:
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> 1998 there was a bbq place off telegraph whose
> logo had a pig, cow and chicken as friends. Power
> went out at lunch time. Everyone that already had
> their food was sitting in the dark eating.pitch
> black. My coworker eating with me, shook a ketchup
> that had no lid! Ketchup went everywhere.


That was me, it’s been so long since we’ve talked!

It wasn’t ketchup, I was actually on my period. I remember giving you a handjob in the car after - that’s where you got your nickname ‘Two Strokes Bob’. Remember?

AOC 2020!!!

SEND TRUMP BACK!!!

MR. PUSHY PENIS GO HOME!!!

COLLUDE YA LATER ALLIGATOR!!!

AOC’s IQ is 20.20

Your’s is lower.

Smell the glove Wrote:
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> AOC’s IQ is 20.20
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> Your’s is lower.


"Your's" is not a word.

n9gnp Wrote:
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> "Your's" is not a word.


And 20.20 is not an IQ score.

n9gnp Wrote:
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I agree with you.

By his spectacular use of English, that poster demonstrates a deep intellectual grasp of street language. I am very impressed.
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A Puerto Rican at BU is basically equivalent to a Chinaman at community college.

The Ivy Leagues love Puerto Ricans for some weird reason, they accept every single one than can get (except for AOC).

Haha. You're the one that's brain dead.

Isn’t she the one who said we should abolish air travel within 10 years?