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garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: mash up match up ()
Date: July 15, 2019 09:31AM

garrison keeler vs ilhan omar. who would win? why?

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: wowww ()
Date: July 15, 2019 10:17AM

its KEILLOR

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: Discerning AA ()
Date: July 16, 2019 05:40AM

Ilhan would start with a groin kick and follow with a pile driver.

You were talking about a cage match right?

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: 4uxeb ()
Date: July 16, 2019 07:18AM






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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: assassinate her ()
Date: July 16, 2019 10:47AM

chip her ass from across the reflecting pool with her brother's own AK

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: Smelly Somalians ()
Date: July 17, 2019 07:43AM

Thank God we didn’t “win” the Somalia lottery to have these skinny savages come to this area!!!!

African Muslims are supposedly the lowest IQ of all of these types!

I work with many Ethiopians, and they even know how worthless Somali people are!!!

Fuck the Lutherans that brought them to ruin Minneapolis!

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: itchy puss ()
Date: July 19, 2019 09:38PM



AOC 2020!!!

SEND TRUMP BACK!!!

MR. PUSHY PENIS GO HOME!!!

COLLUDE YA LATER ALLIGATOR!!!


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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: Lutheran student loan racket ()
Date: July 20, 2019 07:42AM

Smelly Somalians Wrote:
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> Thank God we didn’t “win” the Somalia
> lottery to have these skinny savages come to this
> area!!!!
>
> African Muslims are supposedly the lowest IQ of
> all of these types!
>
> I work with many Ethiopians, and they even know
> how worthless Somali people are!!!
>
> Fuck the Lutherans that brought them to ruin
> Minneapolis!

Lutherans run a student loan racket! They troll bus stations and homeless shelters for “students.” Real bottom barrel types.
They have colleges all across the US. Look this up

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: bosom of LDS ()
Date: July 21, 2019 01:09AM

Lutheran student loan racket Wrote:
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>
> Lutherans run a student loan racket! They troll
> bus stations and homeless shelters for
> “students.” Real bottom barrel types.
> They have colleges all across the US. Look this up


lutherans look like cubscouts compared to mormons when it comes to scams and fraud - LDS door to door sucker seekers take the meaning of "crime family" to a whole new dimension. but the scariest cult has to be the papists as they are somehow still considered "mainstream".... Get your KofC life insurance! they'll pay for your funeral as long as you dont commit suicide! god loves you, but later!

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: salt of the earth ()
Date: July 21, 2019 01:12AM

doesnt this song just make you wanna screw your cousin and get all hopped up on decaf? yeet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OBSo3G8LCg

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: Porno looker atter ()
Date: July 21, 2019 01:21AM

somalis are nasty, dirty people. They're all over Maine and Minn. Why they went from such a hot place to such cold places, I don't know, but they did.

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: brrrrr eh ()
Date: July 21, 2019 01:24AM

Porno looker atter Wrote:
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> somalis are nasty, dirty people. They're all over
> Maine and Minn. Why they went from such a hot
> place to such cold places, I don't know, but they
> did.


the sane folks in congress only gave them sanctuary on the condition that we at least TRY to freeze them into submission/death

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: common sense common knowledge ()
Date: July 21, 2019 01:30AM

Porno looker atter Wrote:
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> somalis are nasty, dirty people. They're all over
> Maine and Minn. Why they went from such a hot
> place to such cold places, I don't know, but they
> did.

you should be very grateful they were placed there. its well documented that negroids commit their crimes in the summer and hole up in the winter. the heat subconsciously reminds them of their tribal wars in subsaharan africa. the effective chimpout season in northern states is less than half of what they would have in atlanta or los angeles. count your blessings!

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: reported1 ()
Date: July 21, 2019 02:31AM

assassinate her Wrote:
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> chip her ass from across the reflecting pool with
> her brother's own AK


This comment was reported. Say hi to the FBI, racist fuck.

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: weve investigated ourselves ()
Date: July 21, 2019 10:40AM

reported1 Wrote:
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> assassinate her Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chip her ass from across the reflecting pool
> with
> > her brother's own AK
>
>
> This comment was reported. Say hi to the FBI,
> racist fuck.

HAHAHAHAHA I literally live for the times when butthurt bitches make me FBI-famous! thats like my ultimate goal in trolling these forums actually!

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: makemy day ()
Date: July 21, 2019 11:45AM

reported1 Wrote:
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> assassinate her Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chip her ass from across the reflecting pool
> with
> > her brother's own AK
>
>
> This comment was reported. Say hi to the FBI,
> racist fuck.


1) the FBI knows I dont have Omar's brother's AK, they gave that one to ATF for FnF

2) I do not live anywhere near the reflecting pool, different time zone.\

3) I'm neither "racist", nor a "fuck". I judge everyone as an individual based on their past actions, not on "potential" future acts or skin color. Im a human not a profane word!

good day cunt!

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Re: garrison keeler vs ilhan omar
Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()
Date: July 21, 2019 08:42PM

Porno looker atter Wrote:
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> somalis are nasty, dirty people. They're all over
> Maine and Minn. Why they went from such a hot
> place to such cold places, I don't know, but they
> did.


If you were given free housing and shit, you would go too

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