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Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:41PM

Am I the only one on here who enjoys stealing unregistered

handles and mimicking the writing styles of various

other posters? When I see two people arguing who seem

to know each other, I pretend to be one or both of them and

interject semi-relevant, made up details to cause maximum

confusion. I have never even been to north america, much less

virginia. you are all so gullible and impulsive. I love it!

so far Ive been accused of being "hammie", "basl" and "miz".

can anyone recommend another persona for me to borrow?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Reality Rick ()
Date: July 11, 2019 11:18PM

fxu poe Wrote:
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> Am I the only one on here who enjoys stealing
> unregistered
>
> handles and mimicking the writing styles of
> various
>
> other posters? When I see two people arguing who
> seem
>
> to know each other, I pretend to be one or both of
> them and
>
> interject semi-relevant, made up details to cause
> maximum
>
> confusion. I have never even been to north
> america, much less
>
> virginia. you are all so gullible and impulsive. I
> love it!
>
> so far Ive been accused of being "hammie", "basl"
> and "miz".
>
> can anyone recommend another persona for me to
> borrow?
Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to do is act like a fag libtard idiot.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: redistricting retard ()
Date: July 11, 2019 11:41PM

Reality Rick Wrote:
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> Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to do is
> act like a fag libtard idiot.


Wonderful! would you be so kind as to point me to a confirmed sample of this "gerry"'s scrawl so I can begin my study? Ive seen the name thrown around but even for a professional linguist such as myself this site can be a bit of a labyrinth.. is his name actually Gerard or is it purely a reference to the malleability of your silly western "democratic" process?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Mizicus Failapostus ()
Date: July 11, 2019 11:45PM

Whatever Miz.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: oh blush ()
Date: July 11, 2019 11:57PM

Mizicus Failapostus Wrote:
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> Whatever Miz.

come now, I may be a trained expert but Im not that good! I could only stomach a few paragraphs of that fat creep's writings so I didnt have much to base my impersonation of him on. I will take your miz-identification as a testament to my abilities and a compliment! rest assured, I am a stranger to you all. I am curious as hell about this site though... Im considering opening a line of private communication (perhaps a VOIP of some sort) to the underground as I would love to know if "y'all's" speech is as quaint as your writing! cheers from Perth BTW!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: July 12, 2019 08:04AM

Hey Confucius, chinks suck!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Hshs ()
Date: July 12, 2019 10:52AM

How does this thread have almost 12,000. Jews in 15 hours??

OP: what country are you in?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 12, 2019 10:54AM

I am in Venezuela.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Anti-Coal Burner ()
Date: July 12, 2019 10:56AM

Confucius say Burn the Coal, Pay the Toll.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: UHmurUHcunts are so ignorant ()
Date: July 12, 2019 06:14PM

Hshs Wrote:
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> How does this thread have almost 12,000. Jews in
> 15 hours??
>
> OP: what country are you in?

I said "cheers from perth".... I Know youre all rubes or whatever but seriously? jeezus christ m8 HAHAHAHAHA. as for the view count, lets just say I'm well connected?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: NSW m8 ()
Date: July 12, 2019 06:19PM

Anti-Coal Burner Wrote:
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> Confucius say Burn the Coal, Pay the Toll.


you americans should consider yourselves lucky. as if the aborigines werent bad enough, my government is shipping in "refugees" (insurgents) from war torn sudan by the mllions. for your sake, please dont follow our example!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: That's an obsession! ()
Date: July 12, 2019 06:28PM

Hshs Wrote:
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> How does this thread have almost 12,000. Jews in
> 15 hours??
>
> OP: what country are you in?


How many times can a thread be activated in that time period?

Crazy.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: as I said... ()
Date: July 12, 2019 06:54PM

That's an obsession! Wrote:
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> Hshs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How does this thread have almost 12,000. Jews
> in
> > 15 hours??
> >
> > OP: what country are you in?
>
>
> How many times can a thread be activated in that
> time period?
>
> Crazy.


What can I say? I have friends in bunkers :) this site is considered wonderful entertainment in certain circles

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: no really wtffff ()
Date: July 12, 2019 09:37PM

there are threads with literally 100 times as many comments that have been active for months and years that dont have half as many views as this idiotic threat (for example, this one has 990 comments over four months yet only 6,477 views: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/3081058.html ) all I can think of is bots but wtf man? why would anyone waste a perfectly good botnet on a frickin drunk troll lmaooo... someone ask cary?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: 1337 h4x0r ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:07AM

h4x0r

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Truth. ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:34AM

redistricting retard Wrote:
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> Reality Rick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to do
> is
> > act like a fag libtard idiot.
>
>
> Wonderful! would you be so kind as to point me to
> a confirmed sample of this "gerry"'s scrawl so I
> can begin my study? Ive seen the name thrown
> around but even for a professional linguist such
> as myself this site can be a bit of a labyrinth..
> is his name actually Gerard or is it purely a
> reference to the malleability of your silly
> western "democratic" process?

You claim you’re from Perth, then make fun of western civilization...

My guess is South American, and a gay.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Niet dorogya ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:39AM

Truth. Wrote:
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> redistricting retard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reality Rick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to
> do
> > is
> > > act like a fag libtard idiot.
> >
> >
> > Wonderful! would you be so kind as to point me
> to
> > a confirmed sample of this "gerry"'s scrawl so
> I
> > can begin my study? Ive seen the name thrown
> > around but even for a professional linguist
> such
> > as myself this site can be a bit of a
> labyrinth..
> > is his name actually Gerard or is it purely a
> > reference to the malleability of your silly
> > western "democratic" process?
>
> You claim you’re from Perth, then make fun of
> western civilization...
>
> My guess is South American, and a gay.


You think a frickin spick could ever attain the mastery of the English language that I have? Get your head checked you slovenly American fool. The Kremlin has invested millions of rubles in my education alone. The residency in Western Australia was even more. Why do you think this got 12k views so quickly? I will see "y'all" in a few months when I come for your rock n' roll and cheeseburgers!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Niet dorogya ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:53AM

Truth. Wrote:
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> redistricting retard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reality Rick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to
> do
> > is
> > > act like a fag libtard idiot.
> >
> >
> > Wonderful! would you be so kind as to point me
> to
> > a confirmed sample of this "gerry"'s scrawl so
> I
> > can begin my study? Ive seen the name thrown
> > around but even for a professional linguist
> such
> > as myself thi site can be a bit of a
> labyrinth..
> > is his name actually Gerard or is it purely a
> > reference to the malleability of your silly
> > western "democratic" process?
>
> You claim you’re from Perth, then make fun of
> western civilization...
>
> My guess is South American, and a gay.


You think a frickin spick could ever attain the mastery of the English language that I have? Get your head checked you slovenly American fool. The Kremlin has invested millions of rubles in my education alone. The residency in Western Australia was even more. Why do you think this got 12k views so quickly? I will see "y'all" in a few months when I come for your rock n' roll and cheeseburgers!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Niet dorogya ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:58AM

Truth. Wrote:
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> redistricting retard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reality Rick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Yeah, borrow Gerrys persona. All you have to
> do
> > is
> > > act like a fag libtard idiot.
> >
> >
> > Wonderful! would you be so kind as to point me
> to
> > a confirme sample of this "gerry"'s scrawl so
> I
> > can begin my study? Ive seen the name thrown
> > around but even for a professional linguist
> such
> > as myself this site can be a bit of a
> labyrinth..
> > is his name actually Gerard or is it purely a
> > reference to the malleability of your silly
> > western "democratic" process?
>
> You claim you’re from Perth, then make fun of
> western civilization...
>
> My guess is South American, and a gay.


You think a frickin spick could ever attain the mastery of the English language that I have? Get your head checked you slovenly American fool. The Kremlin has invested millions of rubles in my education alone. The residency in Western Australia was even more. Why do you think this got 12k views so quickly? I will see "y'all" in a few months when I come for your rock n' roll and cheeseburgers!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Australians hate OP ()
Date: July 13, 2019 10:02AM

I wouldn’t call your posts an example of your ‘mastery of the English language’ by any means.

So you’re a foreigner living in Australia posting to a local Fairfax message board. You must lead quite an exciting life away from your computer.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Bow to me ()
Date: July 13, 2019 11:03AM

Am I actually living in Australia, or am I saying this to throw everyone off? I am so popular that 12,000+ people clicked on my thread ‘Confucius say...’

You will never find me, I am like the Superman, here one minute, somewhere else in the next.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Oh really? ()
Date: July 13, 2019 12:19PM

Australians hate OP Wrote:
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> I wouldn’t call your posts an example of your
> ‘mastery of the English language’ by any
> means.
>
> So you’re a foreigner living in Australia
> posting to a local Fairfax message board. You must
> lead quite an exciting life away from your
> computer.

My English is flawless. How is your Russian my isolated, nationalistic friend? Have you ever even left your little hick town?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: This part is fairly boring ()
Date: July 13, 2019 12:25PM

Australians hate OP Wrote:
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> I wouldn’t call your posts an example of your
> ‘mastery of the English language’ by any
> means.
>
> So you’re a foreigner living in Australia
> posting to a local Fairfax message board. You must
> lead quite an exciting life away from your
> computer.

All SVR operatives scheduled for DC area work are required to study FXU. It may seem trivial to natives but it's actually a wellspring of valuable intel for our sleepers. You never know when a local Urban legend will come in handy to sell your cover. Although most of the political gossip is the rambling of schizophrenic hobos there are a few seconds here and there.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Oopsies sorry m8 ()
Date: July 13, 2019 12:27PM

This part is fairly boring Wrote:
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> Australians hate OP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wouldn’t call your posts an example of your
> > ‘mastery of the English language’ by any
> > means.
> >
> > So you’re a foreigner living in Australia
> > posting to a local Fairfax message board. You
> must
> > lead quite an exciting life away from your
> > computer.
>
> All SVR operatives scheduled for DC area work are
> required to study FXU. It may seem trivial to
> natives but it's actually a wellspring of valuable
> intel for our sleepers. You never know when a
> local Urban legend will come in handy to sell your
> cover. Although most of the political gossip is
> the rambling of schizophrenic hobos there are a
> few DIAMONDS here and there.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Kids are on summer break ()
Date: July 13, 2019 01:15PM

So your story has gone from bragging about pretending to be different people in order to argue with yourself...

To being a political agent with unimaginable skills and intellect.

Right.

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Posted by: So far fetched ()
Date: July 13, 2019 01:44PM

Kids are on summer break Wrote:
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> So your story has gone from bragging about
> pretending to be different people in order to
> argue with yourself...
>
> To being a political agent with unimaginable
> skills and intellect.
>
> Right.

I love my job. It's so outlandish that I can brag all day long and people just think I'm crazy! Can't wait to touch down next month and get me some good ol American B-B-Q ribs and home fries slathered in mayo! Gonna wash it down with ice cold cheerwine and go straight to the national firearms museum to meet my contact!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Hefjdjrbtjfjdbdbvs ()
Date: July 13, 2019 03:21PM

So far fetched Wrote:
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> Kids are on summer break Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So your story has gone from bragging about
> > pretending to be different people in order to
> > argue with yourself...
> >
> > To being a political agent with unimaginable
> > skills and intellect.
> >
> > Right.
>
> I love my job. It's so outlandish that I can brag
> all day long and people just think I'm crazy!
> Can't wait to touch down next month and get me
> some good ol American B-B-Q ribs and home fries
> slathered in mayo! Gonna wash it down with ice
> cold cheerwine and go straight to the national
> firearms museum to meet my contact!


Stop by the Air and Space Museum too, it’s got a lot of neat exhibits and the real Spirit of St. Louis!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: sputnik yuri ()
Date: July 13, 2019 03:53PM

Hefjdjrbtjfjdbdbvs Wrote:
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> So far fetched Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kids are on summer break Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So your story has gone from bragging about
> > > pretending to be different people in order to
> > > argue with yourself...
> > >
> > > To being a political agent with unimaginable
> > > skills and intellect.
> > >
> > > Right.
> >
> > I love my job. It's so outlandish that I can
> brag
> > all day long and people just think I'm crazy!
> > Can't wait to touch down next month and get me
> > some good ol American B-B-Q ribs and home fries
> > slathered in mayo! Gonna wash it down with ice
> > cold cheerwine and go straight to the national
> > firearms museum to meet my contact!
>
>
> Stop by the Air and Space Museum too, it’s got a
> lot of neat exhibits and the real Spirit of St.
> Louis!

Unless they have vostok 1 on display (they dont) I have no interest in visiting this museum. might as well go tour the set of "transformers: dark side of the moon" it'd be more realistic... NASA is a fucking joke

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: CVMBX ()
Date: July 13, 2019 04:10PM

fxu poe Wrote:
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> I am in Venezuela.


The Ideal Bolivarian Socialist Paradise Model Dream State of Venn-ezz-WAY-luh!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: July 13, 2019 04:10PM

Confucius say: OP so GAY!

So solly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: But How? ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:10PM

enough bs. how did this post get 12k views in 24 hours, and why has the count stopped rising? botnet or severe OCD?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: obv a bot ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:16PM

But How? Wrote:
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> enough bs. how did this post get 12k views in 24
> hours, and why has the count stopped rising?
> botnet or severe OCD?


it's a bot for sure. but why? still cant wrap my head around it..

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: care to share ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:19PM

would whoever programmed/hired the botnet care to share their motive in doing so? the curiosity is killing me, I dont deserve this fame. It makes no sense

Im guessing its whoever's writing style I copied with the double spacing but its not like you could get my IP with views and there are no ads on FXU so im stumped

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 13, 2019 11:16PM



Democrats fail to fellate fabulously
When LGBTQ Republicans emerge from the shadows, they do so with flash & color
The policies of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA made me the bottom I am today
Democrats forget that the successful Republican party platform was enchanted by div,ersity

Yay! We have so many LGBTQ Republicans, therefore: We are sparkling with

P
R
I D E

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: and just like that ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:46PM

the view count stopped ticking.. why was it so high to begin with?

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 14, 2019 09:22PM

Oh yeah...
A bioalgorithm I put together...as my bone grows biggest, so too the count.
On the other hand, the number slows.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: : ()
Date: July 15, 2019 10:32AM

fxu poe Wrote:
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> Oh yeah...
> A bioalgorithm I put together...as my bone grows
> biggest, so too the count.
> On the other hand, the number slows.


Your English is awful.

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 15, 2019 11:26PM

English-e-man khali khoobast!

Burro be gum shode, tu pedar sooghteh!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: Wun Hung Low ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:12AM

Ching ching Chinaman eat dead lat!
Good fol berry and makee fat!



Ohdah by numbah, prease!

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: prince o persia ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:05AM

Farsi is about as descriptive as prairie dog chirps, hence all the idioms which when translated directly, make zero sense. primitive subhumans!

https://www.chaiandconversation.com/2014/11-persian-sayings-make-no-sense-english

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: princeopersia ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:10AM

moosh bokhoradet .. may a mouse eat you .. youre funny?

jeegareto bokhoram .. I will eat your liver .. I love you?

you literally cant make this shit up

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: princeopersia ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:12AM

fxu poe Wrote:
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> English-e-man khali khoobast!
>
> Burro be gum shode, tu pedar sooghteh!


^^subhuman word salad

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Re: Confucius say...
Posted by: fxu poe ()
Date: July 16, 2019 04:46AM

Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska.

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