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vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
axl rose
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Date: July 10, 2019 11:28PM
the passenger side cv axle on my chevy equinox four banger just popped all the way out of the transmission as I was stopping for a right on red. the trans is intact, minus a bit of fluid so i cant blame that chevy garbage. Im not usually paranoid but a couple weeks ago my tire was slashed. I also have keyed lug nuts so it would make sense for a saboteur to go for the CV to cause a delayed accident on my particular vehicle. are fairfax criminals even sophisticated enough to pull this kind of thing off? I thought this was a nice safe town until my Ukrainian au pair told my secretary about the slashed tire and I had to leave right in the middle of a crucial deposition of a corporate slimeball....
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
No
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Date: July 11, 2019 01:22AM
Your POS Chevy is just falling apart.
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
G. Howe
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Date: July 11, 2019 05:05AM
What do you mean you had to leave in the middle of a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating that you’re a lawyer, because your spelling, punctuation, and general sentence structure are appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it past 5th grade.
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
not only that...
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Date: July 11, 2019 06:32AM
The troll also very wisely included an irrelvant reference to the engine size.
This troll craves attention.
Why don't cha you jerk off or something?
Perhaps your erection needs a correction?
Or, you got a gherkin during natural selection?
Sadly, your daddy used no protection.
Go eat a cheeseburger fatty.
This troll craves attention.
Why don't cha you jerk off or something?
Perhaps your erection needs a correction?
Or, you got a gherkin during natural selection?
Sadly, your daddy used no protection.
Go eat a cheeseburger fatty.
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
FakeyMcFakeface
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Date: July 11, 2019 06:56AM
You can tell this is fake.
Who around here comes to a stop before making a right turn on red?
Who around here comes to a stop before making a right turn on red?
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
Chevy 2.2 ecotec
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Date: July 11, 2019 07:46AM
I’ve heard NOTHING but bad shit re: 4 cylinder Chevy motor........
The Cruze has issues.
The Saturn vue.
Equinox.
Why not just buy a used corolla ?
Buying Chevy=shit
The Cruze has issues.
The Saturn vue.
Equinox.
Why not just buy a used corolla ?
Buying Chevy=shit
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
Detective Dan
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Date: July 11, 2019 08:03AM
G. Howe Wrote:
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> What do you mean you had to leave in the middle of
> a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating that
> you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> past 5th grade.
If he is a lawyer he’s not a very successful one if he can only afford a Chevy Equinox.
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> What do you mean you had to leave in the middle of
> a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating that
> you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> past 5th grade.
If he is a lawyer he’s not a very successful one if he can only afford a Chevy Equinox.
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
Axl Rose
()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:05AM
G. Howe Wrote:
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> What do you mean you had to leave in the middle of
> a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating that
> you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> past 5th grade.
I do apologise. My career has left me incapable of sleep without at least a fifth before bed. For some reason I thought corporate law would be less stressful than public pretending but I'm considering going back to that. I actually have to write more than six lines per day and the deadlines are suffocating me
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> What do you mean you had to leave in the middle of
> a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating that
> you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> past 5th grade.
I do apologise. My career has left me incapable of sleep without at least a fifth before bed. For some reason I thought corporate law would be less stressful than public pretending but I'm considering going back to that. I actually have to write more than six lines per day and the deadlines are suffocating me
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
Axle Rose
()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:21AM
Detective Dan Wrote:
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> G. Howe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What do you mean you had to leave in the middle
> of
> > a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating
> that
> > you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> > punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> > appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> > past 5th grade.
>
>
> If he is a lawyer he’s not a very successful one
> if he can only afford a Chevy Equinox.
The equinox is the dedicated au pair car. I can't blame Masha - she drives like a terrified granny - but before we had a babe from Alsace. I know how they do on that autobahn. Also my daughter told me this morning that Claudia used to accelerate to "catch air" on every speed bump in the neighborhood. Her road rage is likely what got the tire slashed if it wasn't many of her jilted American boy toys. My wife had to let Claudia go two weeks ago after a drunk man was found passed out in our front yard clutching her panties. No skin off my shaft though, my wife insisted I wrap up for Claudia, Masha is so shy and innocent I get to go in both holes no rubber!
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> G. Howe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What do you mean you had to leave in the middle
> of
> > a deposition? I hope you’re not insinuating
> that
> > you’re a lawyer, because your spelling,
> > punctuation, and general sentence structure are
> > appalling. It appears that you didn’t make it
> > past 5th grade.
>
>
> If he is a lawyer he’s not a very successful one
> if he can only afford a Chevy Equinox.
The equinox is the dedicated au pair car. I can't blame Masha - she drives like a terrified granny - but before we had a babe from Alsace. I know how they do on that autobahn. Also my daughter told me this morning that Claudia used to accelerate to "catch air" on every speed bump in the neighborhood. Her road rage is likely what got the tire slashed if it wasn't many of her jilted American boy toys. My wife had to let Claudia go two weeks ago after a drunk man was found passed out in our front yard clutching her panties. No skin off my shaft though, my wife insisted I wrap up for Claudia, Masha is so shy and innocent I get to go in both holes no rubber!
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
bold and dumb
()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:48AM
not only that... Wrote:
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> The troll also very wisely included an irrelvant
> reference to the engine size.
>
why would I bother? that motor is one of the most popular gas savers among wypepo... If I actually thought someone on FXU sabotaged my car surely I wouldnt post the manner in which it was damaged. I wouldnt even post here at all, Id go straight to the police!
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> The troll also very wisely included an irrelvant
> reference to the engine size.
>
why would I bother? that motor is one of the most popular gas savers among wypepo... If I actually thought someone on FXU sabotaged my car surely I wouldnt post the manner in which it was damaged. I wouldnt even post here at all, Id go straight to the police!
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
why'd you do it?
()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:52AM
Chevy 2.2 ecotec Wrote:
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> I’ve heard NOTHING but bad shit re: 4 cylinder
> Chevy motor........
> The Cruze has issues.
> The Saturn vue.
> Equinox.
>
> Why not just buy a used corolla ?
>
> Buying Chevy=shit
why did you try to kill me?
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> I’ve heard NOTHING but bad shit re: 4 cylinder
> Chevy motor........
> The Cruze has issues.
> The Saturn vue.
> Equinox.
>
> Why not just buy a used corolla ?
>
> Buying Chevy=shit
why did you try to kill me?
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
axl rose
()
Date: July 11, 2019 04:40PM
ok ok I admit it I was bored s hitless
I weigh nearly 275 and my wife left me
the deposition I was referring to was my load in this backpack chicks preferred depository.
and I don't drive a chervelet i has a Mazda
sue me i had some fun
I weigh nearly 275 and my wife left me
the deposition I was referring to was my load in this backpack chicks preferred depository.
and I don't drive a chervelet i has a Mazda
sue me i had some fun
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
is that a confession?
()
Date: July 11, 2019 09:24PM
axl rose Wrote:
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> ok ok I admit it I was bored s hitless
>
> I weigh nearly 275 and my wife left me
>
> the deposition I was referring to was my load in
> this backpack chicks preferred depository.
>
> and I don't drive a chervelet i has a Mazda
>
> sue me i had some fun
what kind of mazda? you know those are mostly ford clone junk right? even worse if you got the wankel lmaooo
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> ok ok I admit it I was bored s hitless
>
> I weigh nearly 275 and my wife left me
>
> the deposition I was referring to was my load in
> this backpack chicks preferred depository.
>
> and I don't drive a chervelet i has a Mazda
>
> sue me i had some fun
what kind of mazda? you know those are mostly ford clone junk right? even worse if you got the wankel lmaooo
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
OP = walking dead
()
Date: July 11, 2019 10:26PM
Maybe if OP had left our stash where he found it instead of trying to sell it back to an associate like a moron, he wouldnt be in this predicament. next step is a bona fide car bomb! thunder in mantua coming soon!
Re: vehicular sabotage?
Posted by:
Ummmm
()
Date: July 12, 2019 12:09AM
OP = walking dead Wrote:
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> Maybe if OP had left our stash where he found it
> instead of trying to sell it back to an associate
> like a moron, he wouldnt be in this predicament.
> next step is a bona fide car bomb! thunder in
> mantua coming soon!
oh my! I feel bad for whoever you think I am.... If it wasnt the former au pair, it was likely an unsatisfied, indigent former client from the public pretender's office. I have collected a flash drive full of voicemails and a manila envelope stuffed with hate mail over the years lol. Miss one stupid bond hearing and boom! there goes the neon sign hanging over my old skeezy firm's building.... Im starting to recall why I switched to corporate law now. shoulda been a cowboy I guess
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> Maybe if OP had left our stash where he found it
> instead of trying to sell it back to an associate
> like a moron, he wouldnt be in this predicament.
> next step is a bona fide car bomb! thunder in
> mantua coming soon!
oh my! I feel bad for whoever you think I am.... If it wasnt the former au pair, it was likely an unsatisfied, indigent former client from the public pretender's office. I have collected a flash drive full of voicemails and a manila envelope stuffed with hate mail over the years lol. Miss one stupid bond hearing and boom! there goes the neon sign hanging over my old skeezy firm's building.... Im starting to recall why I switched to corporate law now. shoulda been a cowboy I guess