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Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Dunn Loring Douchebag ()
Date: July 09, 2019 01:24PM

As the forum's biggest douchebag, I need my own thread to post my endless daily bullshit that nobody reads instead of fucking up other threads.


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 01:58PM

What a farce! New heights in Falls Church envy and butthurt paired with new lows in asswipe Broadmont stupidity. Shameful, shameful.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Dunn Loring Douchebag ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:04PM

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Blah blah!

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:14PM

Your best post ever! Such a lost little asshole!

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: little shit is so dumb ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:20PM

The inability to differentiate between easily identifiable different and unique posters on this board may be one of the most hilarious of all of his shortcomings. His stupidity will never cease to amuse me.

Severe stupidity and a fragile ego prevent him from seeing the obvious fact that numerous people routinely mock him.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:24PM

Lol! You aren’t fooling anybody. The same stupid shines through in all your puerile personae.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: dumbass gets trolled by FIFY ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:30PM

^^^^^^^ Thanks for the laugh and for proving my point. Back to taunting you in the Dollar Tree thread. Have fun here thinking you're getting one over on me. When FIFY comes here to troll you, no doubt you'll wrongly assume it to be me as well.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 02:45PM

You're as dumb as a stick. Do something useful and go put your Generac on E-Bay.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: July 09, 2019 03:56PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> You're I'm as dumb as a stick. I should Do something useful
> instead of writing about my miserable life here every morning.
> I wish I could afford a had and go put your Generac but my
> HELOC is tapped out. Maybe I can sell some shit on E-Bay.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 04:04PM

In way over your head again, asshole.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: July 09, 2019 04:55PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> In way over your My head is, once again, planted deeply in my asshole.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 05:01PM

FIFY as usual is only making matters worse for the Falls Church Fail Army.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: July 09, 2019 05:05PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> FIFY as usual Vienna is only making matters worse for the
> than Falls Church Fail Army.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 05:16PM

Bad news, worthless one. The hill that I am king of is not in Vienna. It’s not in Dunn Loring either, but you’re too stupid to have been able to decode ‘Sweet Spot.’ Sucks to be as assfuck dumb as you clowns are.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: July 09, 2019 05:28PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Bad news, worthless one. The hill that I am king
> of is not in Vienna. It’s not in Dunn Loring douchebags.
> either, but you’re too stupid to have been able
> to decode ‘Sweet Spot.’ Sucks to be as
> assfuck dumb as you clowns are.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 09, 2019 06:03PM

FIFY is the biggest load of crap in Falls Church City. Well, maybe after that befuddled Seven Figure asshole.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ^ King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 09, 2019 08:34PM

^^^

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Sleepy town ()
Date: July 09, 2019 08:49PM

Vienna is disgusting, all those ghetto mattress stores, yuuuck!

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:38PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> What a farce I am! I'm gay, too. I've reached New heights in Falls Church envy.
> and I like it when dicks go in my butt hurt paired with new lows in I'm a gay asswipe
> Broadmontprone to fits of abject stupidity. Shameful, shameful.
Did I mention I'm gay?

FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:40PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Your best post ever! Such aI had a dick lost in my little asshole!


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:42PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> FIFY isI eat the biggest load of crap for dinner every day when I give rim jobs in one of the many glory holes in ViennaFalls Church
> City
. Well, maybe after that befuddled Seven
> Figure
then I take at least ten dicks up my asshole.


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:19AM

^^^ An hour and change of what the very worst of all minds in Falls Church City have to offer. A bigger and more butthurt bunch of lackluster dolts and dumbfucks has rarely been seen.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ^ King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 10, 2019 12:44PM

^^^

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:11PM

Happily married for a long, long time now. What a lucky guy! We still have both our wealth and our health, so life is good. We particularly enjoy dining at restaurants that take delivery of fresh seafood each Sunday and holiday morning.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ^ King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:16PM

^^^

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:29PM

Another day and only further ahead of dopes like you.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: he loves the bait ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:32PM

Posting in a thread created for the sole purpose of trolling you is the furthest thing from winning.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: JJ McConnell ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:49PM

he loves the bait Wrote:
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> Posting in a thread created for the sole purpose
> of trolling you is the furthest thing from
> winning.


It's almost too easy.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:52PM

Lol! You’re the laughing stock of FFXU! A supreme loser, you’ve never tasted victory here at all. Nor anything else worthwhile in the dining desert of Falls Church City.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: t boils down to this ()
Date: July 10, 2019 02:11PM

All you do here is lose. You are either too stupid to realize it or your ego is too fragile to accept it.

To everyone else, much due to the facts just enumerated, you are nothing more than a fool to laugh at and make fun of.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 02:34PM

LOL! We both know better. And we both know how badly your butthurt burns.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: back in the real world ()
Date: July 10, 2019 03:07PM

The only thing that hurts are my ribs from laughing at you so hard.


You posted in a thread created by someone whose sole purposes was to troll you. The fact that you don’t understand how much that makes you look like a loser is only further proof of what a massive loser you are.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:05PM

A six-year old would know what a total mess you’ve made of yourself here. Your sorry ass has been kicked all over the place in this thread, just as it so thoroughly has been for months now over in the Dollar Tree thread. You were long ago viciously body-slammed by ‘free breakfasts’ over there and have never managed to get back up off the mat. Things for you here have turned out just as badly.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ; ) ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:12PM

back in the real world Wrote:
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> The only thing that hurts are my ribs from
> laughing at you so hard.
>
>
> You posted in a thread created by someone whose
> sole purposes was to troll you. The fact that you
> don’t understand how much that makes you look
> like a loser is only further proof of what a
> massive loser you are.


Like I said...


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:17PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> A six-year old would know what a total mess
> you’ve made of yourself here. Your sorry ass
> has been kicked all over the place in this thread,
> just as it so thoroughly has been for months now
> over in the Dollar Tree thread. You were long ago
> viciously body-slammed by ‘free breakfasts’
> over there and have never managed to get back up
> off the mat. Things for you here have turned out
> just as badly.


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:24PM

Your covers have all been blown, dumbfuck. Your disgrace here has never been greater. Well, maybe ten or twelve times.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:32PM

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:37PM

Your asshole is leaking again, little shit.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 10, 2019 05:54PM

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 10, 2019 06:32PM

Your status declines with each childish post.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Even Mr. Rogers knows ()
Date: July 10, 2019 06:57PM

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:35PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> mYour asshole is leakingplugged with the BBC again, that has a little shit on it.


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:37PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> ^^^ An hour and change of what the very worbest of
> all minds in Falls Church City have to troll dimwits like me withoffer. A
> bigger and more butthurt bunch of lackluster dolts
> and dumbfucksthan me has rarely been seen.
>
>
>
>


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:39PM

^ King of the douchebags Wrote:
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> ^^^
>
> src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/136h4dxsNe4sms
> /giphy.gif">


Actually, you don't have to feel sorry for any woman. Dimwit's gay. Just ask anyone at any of the many gay bars and glory holes in Vienna. Everybody at any of them know who he is.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Scholar ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:46PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Happily married for a long, long time now.
>
>
>
>


Now I KNOW that you are FULL OF SHIT. NO woman would marry you. Not even some Tillie with severe self-esteem issues would marry you. You are just too nasty an obnoxious shithook for any woman to marry you. You are not just the usual nasty, but you go out of your way to be an obnoxious shithook. You are a self-righteous, blowhard with an air of superiority that is so overblown that no one could stand to be around you for more than three minutes.

Oh no, you are not married. You are too nasty a shithook for any woman to want you. The funny thing is that every time you act the nasty shithook here, you make a bigger fool of yourself. You just made the biggest fool of yourself yet by claiming that you are married.

No.....not sorry and not buying it, either; NO WAY that you are married.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:49PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Another day and only further along in giving head in 1 of the many glory holes of Vienna ofthen I smoke dopesand take it up the ass bareback like
> you.



FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:51PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Lol! You’reI'm the laughing stock of FFXU! I'm also gay A
> supreme loser, youI’ve never tasted victory here
> at all. Nor anything else worthwhile in the
> dining desert of Falls Church Citygay bar paradise of Vienna and Dunn Loring. Did I mention I'm gay?.


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: July 10, 2019 11:55PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> A six-year old would know what a total mess
> youI’ve made of myourself here even though I want to stick my dick in his butt b\c I'm VERY gay. mYour sorry ass
> has been kicked all over the place in this thread,
> just as it so thoroughly has been for months now
> over in the Dollar Tree thread. You wereI was long ago
> viciously body-slammed by ‘free breakfasts’
> over there and have never managed to get back up
> off the mat. Things for youme here have turned out
> just as badly. Did I mention how gay I am?


FIFY

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 08:43AM

Everything posted over the five hour period just above was posted by the same unbalanced Falls Church asshole. In his ever inferior situations, he's rather easily triggered.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: LOL@you ()
Date: July 11, 2019 11:39AM

The fact that you think that brings a smile to my face. Your idiocy will never cease to amuse me.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 01:06PM

You and your Army of the Imaginary are a total laughing stock. You are simply pathetic.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 11, 2019 01:09PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Everything posted over the five hour period just
> above was posted by the same unbalanced Falls
> Church asshole. In his ever inferior situations,
> he's rather easily triggered.


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 01:20PM

Back to the pre-K pictographs? What a total horse’s ass!

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: what a loser ()
Date: July 11, 2019 01:26PM

Back to posting in a thread created by someone whose sole purposes was to troll you. LOL! Loser.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 01:29PM

That shit still stinks, dumbfuck.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Calvin Klein Obsession for Men ()
Date: July 11, 2019 02:29PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Everything posted over the five hour period just
> above was posted by the same unbalanced Falls
> Church asshole. In his ever inferior situations,
> he's rather easily triggered.


WarmheartedShallowAnura-size_restricted.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 02:37PM

Go take a dump, dorko. The output would be superior to what you’ve been posting here.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:26PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Go take a dump, dorko. The output would be
> superior to what you’ve been posting here.


^^^

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the hill ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:32PM

Your setbacks continue to mount. Being a total dumbfuck is turning out to be a lot more than you can overcome.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: ou just keep losing ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:37PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> That shit still stinks, dumbfuck.


Yes, posting in a thread in which the sole purpose is to troll you does stink. It's almost as if you've never heard the term "don't feed the trolls" at some point in your life, dope.


I'm trying to do you a favor here, pops.

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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: He's... ()
Date: July 11, 2019 06:08PM

ou just keep losing Wrote:
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> King of the hill Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That shit still stinks, dumbfuck.
>
>
> Yes, posting in a thread in which the sole purpose
> is to troll you does stink. It's almost as if
> you've never heard the term "don't feed the
> trolls" at some point in your life, dope.
>
>
> I'm trying to do you a favor here, pops.


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: King of the douchebags ()
Date: July 12, 2019 06:31PM

King of the hill Wrote:
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> Your setbacks continue to mount. Being a total
> dumbfuck is turning out to be a lot more than you
> can overcome.


^ Seen next door to him.


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Re: Dunn Loring Douchebag's Daily Diary
Posted by: Friendly Reminder ()
Date: July 13, 2019 06:25PM

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