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WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: 411 scoop ()
Date: July 08, 2019 09:27PM

So my cubicle neighbor saying he had to move from Pendergrass closer to Metro.

As he got into it, I thought he was nuts.

He was up in the air-- couldn't decide between Modera Apts & Halstead Sq.

The kicker was he liked the apt located in "the town of Mosaic".


WTF?


Isn't Mosaic a development? I told him, but he kept insisting & comparing it to Tysons.

Mosaic is no Tysons & so far as I can figure, Tyson's is not a town either, at least not like Clifton (or Vienna or Falls Church or Herndon or Fairfax.)

Is this something happening locally, or what?

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Things are not what they seem ()
Date: July 09, 2019 07:32AM

Falls Church and Fairfax are cities, not towns. Tysons is at least a planning district, but Mosaic and Halstead Square are little more than developer names for generally understood locations. Modera meanwhile is a rental company that has properties in both Mosaic and Halstead.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 09, 2019 07:37AM

But it still is just Merrifield

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Local homo ()
Date: July 09, 2019 07:43AM

It is NOT merrifield. Merrifield is the old place full of hateful racists and hillbillies that are gone now.

Mosaic is the new vibrant place where a man can suck another man off on the sidewalk in broad daylight without fear of being judged. Mosaic is gentrification personified, where we don't discriminate against niggers - we just make sure they can't afford to live there.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Old-timer ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:14AM

Local homo Wrote:
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> It is NOT merrifield. Merrifield is the old place full
> of hateful racists and hillbillies that are gone now.

Wasn't much of anybody living in Merrifield back in the day. It was basically a light industrial and storage area, not a residential zone at all.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 09, 2019 08:57PM

Hear ye! Hear ye!

I declare tomorrow to be Mosaic Hump Day.

To that end, any and all humping within the city limits is both encouraged and tolerated.

May God bless our Town of Mosaic and its great citizens.

Mayor Mary Feld

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mosaic is a Gay Community ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:51PM

Every day is hump day in Mosaic!

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 09, 2019 09:58PM

Please know that tha Town of Mosaic, while having a working relationship with the National Rifle Association, we continue to welcome all citizens regardless of preference, IQ level, DNA markers or favored pet.

Note: In observation of the citywide Hump Day festivities tomorrow, all city offices wil be closed. They will reopen on Thursday. Trash will not be collected.

Mayor Mary Feld

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: July 10, 2019 06:07AM

Merrifield had character with the Taco Bell and the renegade auto body shop. Mosaic is nothing but a nondescript development that is in search of an identity. The problem is that its only potential identity is the Target and Dunn Loring Metro Station.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Lol... ()
Date: July 10, 2019 10:52AM

It seems that you do not even know where the Mosaic District is. Neither the Taco Bell nor the auto shop were within it.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: The loftss ()
Date: July 10, 2019 12:58PM

I live at the Lofts. Only problem is that I can see historic Kenny's House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXMWJyOdgw

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Douchebagsezwut? ()
Date: July 10, 2019 01:06PM

Lol... Wrote:
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> It seems that you do not even know where the
> Mosaic District is. Neither the Taco Bell nor the
> auto shop were within it.


They didn't say that they were, douchebag.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 11, 2019 06:44AM

I hope that everyone had a delightful Hump Day! All Town of Mosaic city offices will reopen today with usual hours.

Please don't forget that tonight is Thirsty Thursday in Mosaic! Be sure to enjoy special Mosaic Happy Hours at any of our fine restaurants and eateries.

God bless the Town of Mosaic and its great citizens.

Mayor Mary Feld

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: cheesy gordita crunch ()
Date: July 12, 2019 08:16AM

Inquisitive One Wrote:
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> Merrifield had character with the Taco Bell and
> the renegade auto body shop.

Yeah nothing gives a neighborhood more unique character than a Taco Bell.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mosaic Friday ()
Date: July 12, 2019 10:03PM

The celebration continues with flatulent Friday. We’ll order delivery from Tippys and let the fun begin.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 12, 2019 10:25PM

Greetings citizens of Mosaic!

Just a quick reminder of our very popular Sunday Outdoor Yoga.

Join us on Sunday morning in Mosaic Town square.

Hope to see you there!


Mayor Mary Feld

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Big Jack and 2 tacos ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:45PM

I heard Jack in the Box is coming to Mosaic soon.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: fax fax my nigga ()
Date: July 13, 2019 08:08PM

Local homo Wrote:
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> It is NOT merrifield. Merrifield is the old place
> full of hateful racists and hillbillies that are
> gone now.
>
> Mosaic is the new vibrant place where a man can
> suck another man off on the sidewalk in broad
> daylight without fear of being judged. Mosaic is
> gentrification personified, where we don't
> discriminate against niggers - we just make sure
> they can't afford to live there.



lol-hahaha-lmao-miketyson-laughing-gif-5

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: fax fax my nigga ()
Date: July 13, 2019 08:09PM

*

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Krazy Kenny ()
Date: July 13, 2019 08:39PM

The Mosaic is what’s equal to Sodosopa from that South Park episode lmao

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mosaic World ()
Date: July 14, 2019 03:06AM

I love when they block off the main street every week and you can exercise your constitutional right to mingle with the people of Mosaic.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Yu So Ghey ()
Date: July 14, 2019 05:19AM

Local homo Wrote:
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> It is NOT merrifield. Merrifield is the old place
> full of hateful racists and hillbillies that are
> gone now.
>
> Mosaic is the new vibrant place where a man can
> suck another man off on the sidewalk in broad
> daylight without fear of being judged. Mosaic is
> gentrification personified, where we don't
> discriminate against niggers - we just make sure
> they can't afford to live there.
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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: It's not for everyone ()
Date: July 14, 2019 09:36AM

Plainly Mosaic is completely beyond the budget parameters of many who post here. Halstead too, in all probability.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: I prefer Brockmont ()
Date: July 14, 2019 01:21PM

It's not for everyone Wrote:
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> Plainly Mosaic is completely beyond the budget
> parameters of many who post here. Halstead too,
> in all probability.


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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: July 14, 2019 01:43PM

Having lunch at Luzmary?

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: falsenarrative ()
Date: July 14, 2019 03:34PM

It's not for everyone Wrote:
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> Plainly Mosaic is completely beyond the budget
> parameters of many who post here. Halstead too,
> in all probability.

Rich & Not so rich People post on FFXU.

There are many Affordable Dwelling Units at the apartment buildings across from Dunn Loring Metro & within Mosaic District that have below market rent rates to allow the rich people & the not so rich people to reside in the same apartments buildings together. This is the Meaning on life.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 14, 2019 10:27PM

Greetings Mosaic Residents!

We had an exceptional Sunday Yoga session this morning.

Hope to see you next Sunday.


Mayor Mary Feld

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: July 15, 2019 05:38AM

falsenarrative Wrote:
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> It's not for everyone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Plainly Mosaic is completely beyond the budget
> > parameters of many who post here. Halstead
> too,
> > in all probability.
>
> Rich & Not so rich People post on FFXU.
>
> There are many Affordable Dwelling Units at the
> apartment buildings across from Dunn Loring Metro
> & within Mosaic District that have below market
> rent rates to allow the rich people & the not so
> rich people to reside in the same apartments
> buildings together. This is the Meaning on life.

The meaning on life?

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Dumfrieskid ()
Date: July 15, 2019 06:22AM

Merrifield is just the post address for Navy Federal Credit Union

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 15, 2019 07:24AM

AND, Mosaic is also the home of Mosaic city hall.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Miles to go ()
Date: July 15, 2019 07:32AM

Much of Navy Federal is actually located in the Town of Vienna. The physical address of their HQ building is at 820 Follin Lane, SE.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: ISD, yeah u know me! ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:23AM

Miles to go Wrote:
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> Much of Navy Federal is actually located in the
> Town of Vienna. The physical address of their HQ
> building is at 820 Follin Lane, SE.


Cutler?!? John?!? Mary?!? Debbie?!? Vince?!?

I know it's one of you... c'mon fess up!

Fxu! Well, I never!

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: loading docks ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:34AM

Miles to go Wrote:
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> Much of Navy Federal is actually located in the
> Town of Vienna. The physical address of their HQ
> building is at 820 Follin Lane, SE.

security is pretty tight at the navy fed HQ so I wouldnt bother following up on that addy... there is a shady looking DHS compound across the street, or maybe its FBI? all I know is they run mirrors under the friggin USPS trucks

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Black site ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:39AM

shhhhhhhhh
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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: spooky huh ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:43AM


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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: mitch man ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:49AM

trolololol
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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Miles to go ()
Date: July 16, 2019 09:10AM

You losers might as well talk about Midgetville. That's the size of your brains anyway.

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: DHS ()
Date: July 16, 2019 08:53PM

loading docks Wrote:
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> Miles to go Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Much of Navy Federal is actually located in the
> > Town of Vienna. The physical address of their
> HQ
> > building is at 820 Follin Lane, SE.
>
> security is pretty tight at the navy fed HQ so I
> wouldnt bother following up on that addy... there
> is a shady looking DHS compound across the street,
> or maybe its FBI? all I know is they run mirrors
> under the friggin USPS trucks


We have your IP address. Cease and desist or elsem

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Re: WTF is it with Mosaic?
Posted by: Mayor of Mosaic ()
Date: July 17, 2019 10:56PM

Did anyone lose their power in the Town of Mosaic?

Please contact Mosaic City Hall. We have many additional teams of linespeople working to restore your power.

If you need air conditioned shelter, we have opened several cooling centers.


Mayor Mary Feld

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