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This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: :;: ()
Date: July 08, 2019 06:33AM

If CNN were a news organization, the headline would be ‘USA wins World Cup’.

Instead they immediately politicize it, and make it an opinion piece. This is their lead story.
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Team USA take FIFA World Cup 2nd year on a row! Go USA!
Posted by: Songster ()
Date: July 08, 2019 06:54AM

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: tlmb ()
Date: July 08, 2019 07:02AM

That wasn't the headline, you dumbass

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Face the facts... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 07:23AM

The idiot right-wing is just painfully stupid.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Facts faced ()
Date: July 08, 2019 08:08AM

libs can't separate fucking Donald Trump for anything else going on. It's a sickness. They are overly emotional to begin with and their feels have been on hyper-drive since Nov 8, 2016.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Friendly reminder ()
Date: July 08, 2019 08:17AM

tlmb Wrote:
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> That wasn't the headline, you dumbass


It continues to be their top story even now. It’s called a ‘headline’, you disgusting piece of cock-sucking shit.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: yepster ()
Date: July 08, 2019 08:19AM

Friendly reminder Wrote:
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> tlmb Wrote:
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> -----
> > That wasn't the headline, you dumbass
>
>
> It continues to be their top story even now.
> It’s called a ‘headline’, you disgusting
> piece of cock-sucking shit.


Yep.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: knmdu ()
Date: July 08, 2019 08:31AM

It's poison. We have this dumb cuck at work that literally turns every conversation about any subject into Trump. Someone ran into the back of his car last week - he actually blamed Trump because he said the intersection wasn't marked clearly enough and this was because VDOT was underfunded and this was because Republicans don't have taxes high enough and since Trump is a Republican it's Trump's fault. People who think Twitter is real life and make politics their religion are the worst people of the planet. Not good people at all.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Soilent Green ()
Date: July 08, 2019 08:35AM

The headline should be:

“Virginia - the Governor either wore blackface or a klan uniform, and thebLt. Governor has two credible rape charges against him.”

But they are democrats, so no.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Beyye ()
Date: July 08, 2019 09:07AM

^^^ Learn how to spel, you conservaTARD!

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Yo, idiots ()
Date: July 08, 2019 09:29AM

When the sub-head is ANALYSIS, they suppose that you will know what that means

USWNT > Trump.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Owned, big-time ()
Date: July 08, 2019 09:36AM

Yo, idiots Wrote:
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> When the sub-head is ANALYSIS, they suppose that
> you will know what that means
>
> USWNT > Trump.


By saying that ‘Analysis’ is the SUB head, you are admitting that the title is the head. Check-mate, faggot.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:16AM

LOL! That's the dumbest post that FFXU is going to see today. You claimed that ANALYSIS was the lead NEWS story. That's the biggest brain-fart of the day for sure.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: old faggot raging at strangers ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:18AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> LOL! That's the dumbest post that FFXU is going
> to see today. You claimed that ANALYSIS was the
> lead NEWS story. That's the biggest brain-fart of
> the day for sure.


 
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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:32AM

That's so fucking weak that one is not enough. LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Trump broke CNN ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:39AM

CNN's TDS has destroyed its reputation and ratings.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:45AM

TDS does not exist, asshole. It's just another stupid retread meme stolen from Charles Krauthammer and planted in your pliant, feeble, totally weak-ass brain by the manipulators at FOX News. You were too stupid to notice what was going on.

PS. Did Trump ever make an honor roll at any school anywhere?

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: ^ Always the last to know... ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:58AM

^ Prime example of TDS.

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: tlmb ()
Date: July 08, 2019 11:18AM

Friendly reminder Wrote:
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> tlmb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That wasn't the headline, you dumbass
>
>
> It continues to be their top story even now.
> It’s called a ‘headline’, you disgusting
> piece of cock-sucking shit.


You sure are one ignorant cocksucker... and a dumbass

HEADLINE ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: old man needed a fix ()
Date: July 08, 2019 11:19AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> That's so fucking weak that one is not enough.
> LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!
I got nothing.


FIFY

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: Mike 0 ()
Date: July 08, 2019 11:19AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> LOL! That's the dumbest post that FFXU is going
> to see today. You claimed that ANALYSIS was the
> lead NEWS story. That's the biggest brain-fart of
> the day for sure.


Why would you call it a sub headline if there was no headline?

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: ^^^ Head up ass ()
Date: July 08, 2019 12:19PM

Why would you call it news when it was plainly labeled as analysis? Were you just too stupid to process the inclusion of that? Did you think it was there just for decoration?

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: ^^^Head up ass ()
Date: July 08, 2019 12:59PM

Why would you call it news when it was plainly labeled as analysis? Were you just to stupid to process the inclusion of that? Did you think it was there just for decoration?

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: ^^^Head up ass ()
Date: July 08, 2019 01:00PM

Why would you call it news when it was plainly labeled as analysis? We’re you just too stupid to process the inclusion of that? Did you think it was there just for decoration?

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Re: This is why CNN sucks
Posted by: E. Col ()
Date: July 08, 2019 01:15PM

Learn how to post, retard!

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