Anyone know any massage parlors that give happy endings?

Cheers!

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i am disappointed that not one person here told him about the secret massage parlor at 4100 Chain Bridge Road. Bring lots of cash and some 420 and a good time will be had by all.

Go to 9200 Burke Lake Road Burke, only hours of operation are from 730am - 3pm, mon-fri. Be sure to wear only a trench coat. Look for "the boiler room", this is the super secret room where you can be pleasured. Don't be alarmed if the Massage Therapist's show up in a large group. They are quite kinky and love to dress in gray uniforms. They prefer for you to be submissive so just lay on the ground and let them cuff you. Now the fun begins... enjoy!

I forgot to mention I'm looking for mail parlors only in case that helpz. Cheers!

I didn't know that the post office had their own massage parlors.

That last message was not from me! Some dumbass pretending to be me.

What type of etiquette should be used? Are there appointments?


Cheers!

I'm pretty sure that the old women that write etiquette books don't concentrate on illegal services such as a "happy ending."

Get a girlfriend or move to Nevada.

Can't he just massage himself and give himself a happy ending? Seems like that would be easier. And that whole thing with the cops busting in and getting you on video is also conveniently avoided.

The original poster is a moron.


§ 18.2-348. Aiding prostitution or illicit sexual intercourse.

It shall be unlawful for any person or any officer, employee or agent of any firm, association or corporation, with knowledge of, or good reason to believe, the immoral purpose of such visit, to take or transport or assist in taking or transporting, or offer to take or transport on foot or in any way, any person to a place, whether within or without any building or structure, used or to be used for the purpose of lewdness, assignation or prostitution within this Commonwealth; or procure or assist in procuring for the purpose of illicit sexual intercourse, or any act violative of § 18.2-361, or to give any information or direction to any person with intent to enable such person to commit an act of prostitution.

Massage parlors are old and busted. Craigslist (washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers) is where you go for sex nowadays. You'll get better service than at a MP.

yeah unless you run into some internet vigalante who posts your personal info on his website and emails your boss, wife and parents after soliciting on craigs list. Read about him on ze news.

So just watch Craigslist for a while, and go for the girls that have an established record. You can be sure they're not cops or scams. Why pay $160 for a rub-n-tug at a massage parlor, when the same money will buy you an hour of time with an escort and you can get whatever you like, from someone who actually speaks English?

at rimpal plaza, the very first shopping center on the left going into manassas heading 28 south, called champions

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