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Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Perplexed ()
Date: July 05, 2019 08:52AM

We're over a month into pool season and my kids are daily swimmers. There are a lot of other children at the community pool also and they love to play there when it is open during the summer.

This year, we have a new community resident. He is probably in his 40's but looks older. He is overweight, bald and has a soft doughy build and complexion. He also has very large, saggy breasts and areolas. His breasts are not something that appear to be intentional or an attempt to change genders, but they are large (probably about 44") and create quite a distraction.

In short, kids are creeped out. I see kids swim away from this man quickly and others staring and then quickly looking away as if they are very bothered. The looks on the kids faces are indescribable. They are looking at someone they don't understand. I've made small conversation with this man, but he is not friendly and perhaps has mental issues such as depression.

This man only comes to the pool for about a half hour at a time, but at random times. It seems there is no way to avoid him or the uncomfortable vibe his appearance creates.

I have seriously thought about a polite way to ask him to put on a shirt, but I realize there is no way to ask for something like this without hurting his feelings.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: 1st world problems. ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:04AM

Perplexed, I take it you have a decent home, decent vehicles to drive, plenty of food to eat and health insurance right? So now you need to find something to bitch about. Let it go.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Perplexed ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:07AM

1st world problems. Wrote:
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> Perplexed, I take it you have a decent home,
> decent vehicles to drive, plenty of food to eat
> and health insurance right? So now you need to
> find something to bitch about. Let it go.

Am I wrong for thinking he should wear a shirt? He has a bigger chest than mine, I don't go topless.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Thought this was Meade ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:31AM

Totally thought this was Meade until you said bald.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: blanche ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:37AM

What happened to telling your kids "don't stare at someone, its rude?"

"Uncomfortable vibe" -- don't leave your house. There's a lot of shit I don't want to see but you really need to suck it up and give the little ones some manners.

Looking at someone they don't understand -- welcome to today's America.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Perplexed ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:56AM

Quick update: I just masturbated thinking about his breasts.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: How big we talkin' ()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:29AM

How big we talking here?

Wend Rieger yabbos big?
Meade Skelton tig ol' bitties big?
Lauren DiMarco funbags big?

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Nipple police ()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:35AM

Let me ask this: Do his nipples point in roughly the same direction, or does he have Marty Feldman tiddies like the cray-cray lady?

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Hey perplex ()
Date: July 05, 2019 01:19PM

Springfield?

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: k0hart_Ruski ()
Date: July 05, 2019 05:25PM

> I have seriously thought about a polite way to ask
> him to put on a shirt, but I realize there is no
> way to ask for something like this without hurting
> his feelings.

Yeah...how about you just leave him be and call it a day. He’s fat with boobs. Deal with it.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: DemocratsHate ()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:35PM

Racist bitch

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:14PM

It was me.
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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Perplexed ()
Date: July 05, 2019 11:17PM

Hey perplex Wrote:
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> Springfield?

No comment.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Perplexed ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:27AM

I am truly sorry if I offended anybody. I am not someone who gets in other peoples lives or business.

This is a unique problem and I spoke with several other community parents who share the same concerns. They are as lost for an answer as I am. This is not a case where there is a handicapped child that other kids stare at. We have several disabled people in our community who are accepted and understood. Even though some kids did seem to stare at first, this was a learning experience. Their conditions could be easily explained. A strange brooding bald man with floppy breasts presents far more of a challenge.

I am not a homophobe, transphobe or any of these other buzz words. I do not think this is the issue. The issue is this person makes many children uncomfortable and I cannot think of a polite remedy.

Sorry again if I offended anybody!

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: swimming dream ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:38AM

Stop ogling that man.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: mahdi key ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:41AM

the original poster is a prime example of how "adults" don't act like adults...kind of scary that adults are raising their children to be dooshbags like them but its not suprising...as one of the responders said...eye would tell my child "DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE, WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THAT"...and eye would actually mean that because eye personally don't stare at people just because they look different...eye would tell my child "DON'T TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACK..THATS WHAT COWARDS DO"...but its hard to tell a child not to do something when you are a child in an adults body...dude obviously needs to get some sunlight on his man tits...put a shirt on? while we at it lets tell every overweight woman at the pool to put a shirt on?

the dude got man tits because he eats the same diet you feed your children

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: RVA Singer ()
Date: July 06, 2019 11:23AM

The gentleman's name is Meade Skelton. He is a somewhat famous Virginia singer/entertainer and is relatively harmless. Sometimes he does wear a wife-beater shirt in addition to a wig.

But you really should just sit back and enjoy the show. Maybe ask him to flex his moobs for you. They have an enchanting, almost hypnotic quality as they flex and pulsate.
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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Moobz ()
Date: July 06, 2019 04:32PM

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: wally ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:21PM

Perplexed Wrote:
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> I am truly sorry if I offended anybody. I am not
> someone who gets in other peoples lives or
> business.
>
> This is a unique problem and I spoke with several
> other community parents who share the same
> concerns. They are as lost for an answer as I am.
> This is not a case where there is a handicapped
> child that other kids stare at. We have several
> disabled people in our community who are accepted
> and understood. Even though some kids did seem to
> stare at first, this was a learning experience.
> Their conditions could be easily explained. A
> strange brooding bald man with floppy breasts
> presents far more of a challenge.
>
> I am not a homophobe, transphobe or any of these
> other buzz words. I do not think this is the
> issue. The issue is this person makes many
> children uncomfortable and I cannot think of a
> polite remedy.
>
> Sorry again if I offended anybody!

A polite remedy would be for you and everybody else to leave the man alone. Why can't you use this as a learning experience for your kids? Explain his "condition" the same way you'd explain anyone else's condition. Too bad if he makes some of the kids uncomfortable. He has every right to be there.

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: Pc retardz. ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:26PM

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: nummbiebonez ()
Date: July 06, 2019 09:40PM

Perplexed Wrote:
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> I am truly sorry if I offended anybody. I am not
> someone who gets in other peoples lives or
> business.
>
> This is a unique problem and I spoke with several
> other community parents who share the same
> concerns. They are as lost for an answer as I am.
> This is not a case where there is a handicapped
> child that other kids stare at. We have several
> disabled people in our community who are accepted
> and understood. Even though some kids did seem to
> stare at first, this was a learning experience.
> Their conditions could be easily explained. A
> strange brooding bald man with floppy breasts
> presents far more of a challenge.
>
> I am not a homophobe, transphobe or any of these
> other buzz words. I do not think this is the
> issue. The issue is this person makes many
> children uncomfortable and I cannot think of a
> polite remedy.
>
> Sorry again if I offended anybody!


sounds like you can't stop thinking about him. Just have sex with him, suck dem titties and then you won't think about him again. Forbidden fruit tasted!!!

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: op is hypokriiteee ()
Date: July 08, 2019 10:38PM

The pitiful thing about the OP is that if this guy identified as a trans, she would be screaming at anyone who had ANYTHING bad to say about the "woman".

Also, to the OP - If I find you ugly or hard to look at, can I ask you to leave my presence?

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Re: Disturbing man at our community pool with large breasts
Posted by: No worse sight ()
Date: July 09, 2019 03:47AM

Nothing worse in the world than a sloppy, lazy man who has grown tits due to poor diet, too much pot smoking and low testosterone.

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