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Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Sharia4USA ()
Date: July 04, 2019 09:45PM

They are coming. Obey the laws of Allah, and you will have no trouble.

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Islamic Brothers of Fairfax ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:07PM

Alhamdulilah!

Inshallah they will target hateful asshole repubs with all of their incessant barebacking, whining & rumor-mongering.

May Allah bless you and your families.

Ameen

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Curtis Sliwa ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:16PM

The Guardian Angels of New York City stands arm-in-arm with our safety-minded Sharia patrol brothers and sisters.

Having worked with Sharia patrons in New York and elsewhere, we are able to vouch safe for Sharia pattol.

We wish then the best!

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: mormanman ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:18PM

The young ladies at our HOA swimming pool are always wearing much too revealing swimwear. How can I get you to patrol our pool and surrounding community?

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:24PM

mormanman Wrote:
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> The young ladies at our HOA swimming pool are
> always wearing much too revealing swimwear. How
> can I get you to patrol our pool and surrounding
> community?


We hope to institute these patrols where I live in Loudoun. Inshallah, we will teach indecent kuffar women how to respect themselves and the bodies Allah gave them.

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Smelly Abdoolah ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:41PM

We are to forbid bath taking. All towelheads must bad smell.

We are wife beating requiring as teaching in Holy Koran.

You must beard growing but not to washing.

You must wrap towel around your head.

You must diaber wearing.

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Ahmed Muhammad ()
Date: July 04, 2019 10:59PM

Gays must be dealt with harshly, as they are an abomination before Allah!

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Muslim paedophiles ()
Date: July 05, 2019 01:05AM

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Smelly paki's ()
Date: July 06, 2019 07:59AM

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Tall blonde waaaay RIGHT ()
Date: July 06, 2019 08:37AM

Taller women tend to have tighter pussys.
Also, a confident man dates a taller woman.

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: fj4nv ()
Date: July 06, 2019 12:01PM

WRONG

fairfax county council does allow sharia law - helped arabs build mosques

FAIRFAX MAKES ALL THE GUNS SHOWN ABOVE ILLEGAL

the picture and idea are false

FAIRFAX IS LIKE SWEDEN OR LONDON - WEAR LOOSE JEANS YOU'LL NEED PADDING FOR THE BUTT HURT OF SHARIA LAW AND MUSLIM SPRING - it will be no different than their bending over to please hispanic immigrants

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Songster ()
Date: July 06, 2019 12:27PM

When you're sliding into first,
And you feel a juicy burst,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you fall down in the dirt,
And you hear something squirt,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're feeling kind of funny
And your pants are really runny,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Diarrhea rah rah rah!
Diarrhea rah rah rah!
Some people think it's gross,
But it's really great on toast!
It's diarrhea! It's diarrhea!

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Re: Sharia Patrols in Fairfax County
Posted by: Sharia4USA ()
Date: July 06, 2019 06:50PM

Shit Bomb.

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