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Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Original Pyro ()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:12PM

Every fireworks stand has signs saying they are the cheapest, but they all look the same so I always assumed they have the same stuff at the same prices. Is this not correct? I'm not wasting my time to comparison shop but I'm curious if there is a difference.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Sparky.McBlowup ()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:20PM

Yes. They are all the same.

That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker Hill, WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Triggly Puff ()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:52PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> Yes. They are all the same.
>
> That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker Hill,
> WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...

This. Go to WV or PA for the good stuff.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Original Pyro ()
Date: June 29, 2019 03:33PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> Yes. They are all the same.
>
> That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker Hill,
> WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...


Done that enough for three life times, I just want something simple that won't start a fire.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: FACTS ONLY ()
Date: June 29, 2019 03:46PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> Yes. They are all the same.
>
> That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker Hill,
> WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...

Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.

OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike you.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Pc Retardz. ()
Date: June 29, 2019 08:19PM

FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes. They are all the same.
> >
> > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker
> Hill,
> > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...
>
> Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
>
> OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike you.

Stick with the 4 ft fountains and sparklers, cuckboi. The adults want the good stuff.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: /hangover ()
Date: June 29, 2019 08:26PM

Phantom Fireworks in PA is WORTH THE DRIVE if you like things that shoot up in the air that may be roman or have resemblance to a NASA ROCKET or be a really big water FOUNTAIN. You know, the fun shit that is "illegal" in VA.

On you to get it back to VA safely. One trip, ready to drop about $4-500 CASH (not on your card you dumbass thats how they track you!) and I'm good for a big bang theory for the next year...i may or may not set them off well after july 4 if i am bored. ;)

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Original Pyro ()
Date: June 29, 2019 08:38PM

Fucking morons, it's a simple question, everyone knows that you can drive out of state and buy bigger and better fireworks, the question is whether all local stands are pretty much the same or if some are cheaper/better than the others.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Sparky.McBlowup ()
Date: June 29, 2019 09:56PM

FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes. They are all the same.
> >
> > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker
> Hill,
> > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...
>
> Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
>
> OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike you.

You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres are in The Plains, VA.

Now shut the fuck up, go back to your cookie cutter home...the adults are talking.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: rip off stands ()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:09PM

Costco used to sell them in large bundles for 1/3 of what those stands would charge.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: FACTS ONLY ()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:34PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yes. They are all the same.
> > >
> > > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker
> > Hill,
> > > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...
> >
> > Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
> >
> > OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike
> you.
>
> You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres are in
> The Plains, VA.
>
> Now shut the fuck up, go back to your cookie
> cutter home...the adults are talking.

It’s Fairfax Underground, you dumb fucker. Hook up some electricity out in Inbred County and start your own Faqueer website. Nobody gives a shit about The Plains on here.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: FACTS ONLY ()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:51PM

Original Pyro Wrote:
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> Fucking morons, it's a simple question, everyone
> knows that you can drive out of state and buy
> bigger and better fireworks, the question is
> whether all local stands are pretty much the same
> or if some are cheaper/better than the others.


There are three within a five mile radius of the McLean/Tysons area..prices all the same.

I would leave the Shenandoah inbreds alone, they’re easily triggered snowflakes.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:36PM

Yes, they're all the same, VA & DC, all the same. They don't have any in Fairyland b\c the libs there don't think anyone should have any fun, unless it's pole smoking or carpet munching. If you're not a turd burglar or trout slurper, then no fun for you!

Is there a way we can send all the libs to Venn-ezz-WAY-luh?

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Sparky.McBlowup ()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:52PM

FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Yes. They are all the same.
> > > >
> > > > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in Bunker
> > > Hill,
> > > > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern VA...
> > >
> > > Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
> > >
> > > OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike
> > you.
> >
> > You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres are
> in
> > The Plains, VA.
> >
> > Now shut the fuck up, go back to your cookie
> > cutter home...the adults are talking.
>
> It’s Fairfax Underground, you dumb fucker. Hook
> up some electricity out in Inbred County and start
> your own Faqueer website. Nobody gives a shit
> about The Plains on here.

Clearly YOU care...

Hey guys, I found the guy who likes the black cock in his ass...

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Can You Fish For Snake Heads ()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:08AM

With these here fireworks and a net for the floaters . Im hungry and want to fry a big one crisp till I can get back up to ATs at the circle for that crisp batter fried fish the chips and ice cold Fanta

What say you Sir Harry Haddock or Cuck Cod I always feel like its Fireworks 4th of July when Im at Arthur Treachers even if its the middle of January

DAJAX Speaking of "floaters" don't take a drink from my cheap Hobo Junction Natural Light beer can when my heads turned on the mall on the 4th

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: June 30, 2019 05:21AM

Sorry old chap, but I don’t celebrate 4th of July. That’s when you yanks somehow managed to break away from our benevolent kingdom. Jolly bad show, eh what? Cheerio!

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Original Pyro ()
Date: June 30, 2019 06:25AM

rip off stands Wrote:
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> Costco used to sell them in large bundles for 1/3
> of what those stands would charge.


Thx, I let my membership drop but it's a good option.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Original Pyro ()
Date: June 30, 2019 06:26AM

FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> Original Pyro Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking morons, it's a simple question,
> everyone
> > knows that you can drive out of state and buy
> > bigger and better fireworks, the question is
> > whether all local stands are pretty much the
> same
> > or if some are cheaper/better than the others.
>
>
> There are three within a five mile radius of the
> McLean/Tysons area..prices all the same.
>
> I would leave the Shenandoah inbreds alone,
> they’re easily triggered snowflakes.

Excellent, that's what I thought.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: FACTS ONLY ()
Date: June 30, 2019 03:43PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> -----
> > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Yes. They are all the same.
> > > > >
> > > > > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in
> Bunker
> > > > Hill,
> > > > > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern
> VA...
> > > >
> > > > Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
> > > >
> > > > OP actually lives in Fairfax County, unlike
> > > you.
> > >
> > > You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres are
> > in
> > > The Plains, VA.
> > >
> > > Now shut the fuck up, go back to your cookie
> > > cutter home...the adults are talking.
> >
> > It’s Fairfax Underground, you dumb fucker.
> Hook
> > up some electricity out in Inbred County and
> start
> > your own Faqueer website. Nobody gives a shit
> > about The Plains on here.
>
> Clearly YOU care...
>
> Hey guys, I found the guy who likes the black cock
> in his ass...

Weak.

No surprise you start a sentence with “Hey Guys!” being from Fagqueer County.

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: Sparky.McBlowup ()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:31PM

FACTS ONLY Wrote:
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> Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> -----
> > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Yes. They are all the same.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in
> > Bunker
> > > > > Hill,
> > > > > > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern
> > VA...
> > > > >
> > > > > Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
> > > > >
> > > > > OP actually lives in Fairfax County,
> unlike
> > > > you.
> > > >
> > > > You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres
> are
> > > in
> > > > The Plains, VA.
> > > >
> > > > Now shut the fuck up, go back to your
> cookie
> > > > cutter home...the adults are talking.
> > >
> > > It’s Fairfax Underground, you dumb fucker.
> > Hook
> > > up some electricity out in Inbred County and
> > start
> > > your own Faqueer website. Nobody gives a shit
> > > about The Plains on here.
> >
> > Clearly YOU care...
> >
> > Hey guys, I found the guy who likes the black
> cock
> > in his ass...
>
> Weak.
>
> No surprise you start a sentence with “Hey
> Guys!” being from Fagqueer County.

Tell you what...why don't you go back down to your room, errrrr...I mean...your parents' basement? Don't worry Mommy will be down soon to smother your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine iron in your ass while he watches you lick your own shit off the end of it. Then you call all watch "A Capital Fourth" together...

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Re: Are all fireworks stands the same?
Posted by: FACTS ONLY ()
Date: June 30, 2019 09:43PM

Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
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> FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spark.McBlowup Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > FACTS ONLY Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Sparky.McBlowup Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > Yes. They are all the same.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That's why I go to Fireworks Now in
> > > Bunker
> > > > > > Hill,
> > > > > > > WV. Closest illegal stuff to Northern
> > > VA...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Only I-81 hillbillies shop there.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OP actually lives in Fairfax County,
> > unlike
> > > > > you.
> > > > >
> > > > > You're right. I don't. Me and my 26 acres
> > are
> > > > in
> > > > > The Plains, VA.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now shut the fuck up, go back to your
> > cookie
> > > > > cutter home...the adults are talking.
> > > >
> > > > It’s Fairfax Underground, you dumb
> fucker.
> > > Hook
> > > > up some electricity out in Inbred County
> and
> > > start
> > > > your own Faqueer website. Nobody gives a
> shit
> > > > about The Plains on here.
> > >
> > > Clearly YOU care...
> > >
> > > Hey guys, I found the guy who likes the black
> > cock
> > > in his ass...
> >
> > Weak.
> >
> > No surprise you start a sentence with “Hey
> > Guys!” being from Fagqueer County.
>
> Tell you what...why don't you go back down to your
> room, errrrr...I mean...your parents' basement?
> Don't worry Mommy will be down soon to smother
> your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy
> plays hide the nine iron in your ass while he
> watches you lick your own shit off the end of it.
> Then you call all watch "A Capital Fourth"
> together...

More weak shit from this inbred.

How about starting Fagqueer Underground and leaving us the fuck alone. Get a clue.

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