Re: Best cure for a hangover?
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Date: June 29, 2019 08:12PM
1. pedialyte. Yes the stuff babies drink. The generic CVS/walgreens brand works well if you can't afford the OG. Gatorade comes close, but there is something extra in pedialyte that works- good enough for a bombino, good enough for me. I keep at least one bottle chilling in the fridge at all times. IF not, postmates yourself one from CVS or something.
2. a blunt. Go to DC if you have no connects in VA. Google it you'll figure it out. Roll one up and keep it by your bedside to spark as soon as you are up. Or vape if you are health-conscious. An edible takes too long to kick in but it can be done if you already know your dosage and know its gonna take a few hours to kick in. goes well with just ONE- TWO MAX Bloody mary or domestic cheap beer to "balance you out" (optional depending on how hard you drank and if you gotta be at work in 2 hours or not.
3. PHO (viet noodle bowl), MENUNDO (sp? the hispanic beef stew), classic american beef and potatoes and carrot stew, shit some campbells classic chicken noodle will work if you can't afford uber eats to get it to your door. SOUP. Put some hot sauce/hot peppers of choice in it too, helps sweat it out some more. Adds more liquid back to you and helps ease the stomach aches. Helps if you gotta throw it back up (just saying!) Fried and greasy shit helps going in, but is hell on your stomach coming out.
4. make sure you got toilet paper in your bathroom, some wipes too if possible. Some febreze would be a good idea, you're gonna STANK.
5. If you can get an extra hour or 2 of sleep AFTER you drink the pedialyte, smoke one, drink a beer, and have a hearty bowl of soup, DO. If you can get in a sauna or even a long hot shower, DO.
6. Go on about your day- or keep drinking, IDC.
Works for me, tested just last week. I just try to set an alarm for 2 hours earlier than i normally get up to down the pedialyte and the blunt and the balancing beer, eat a little soup, go back to sleep, wake up, shit while i am drinking more pedialyte/water and then a hot shower I am as right as rain. Notice i didn't say tylenol (hell on your liver) or advil or asprin (stomach bleeding). Maybe a hot coffee would help your headache??
Godspeed to all you drinkers out there.