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George Mason Police
Posted by: Officer NippleThorn ()
Date: June 24, 2019 11:11PM

Do you have to be the product of incest to join?
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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Accurate Facts guy ()
Date: June 24, 2019 11:33PM

No, you have to be a Cuck.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: bobthebuilder ()
Date: June 27, 2019 01:20AM

They've been pulling people over a lot lately, even off of campus grounds near Braddock Road.

Does the money go to Mason? Do they have a larger incentive to fill a greater quota so that they can impress their bosses and get their careers off the ground? Mason is getting too big for a university and is starting to leech off of Fairfax residents.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Friend who knows a guy ()
Date: June 27, 2019 11:12PM

bobthebuilder Wrote:
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> They've been pulling people over a lot lately,
> even off of campus grounds near Braddock Road.
>
> Does the money go to Mason? Do they have a larger
> incentive to fill a greater quota so that they can
> impress their bosses and get their careers off the
> ground? Mason is getting too big for a university
> and is starting to leech off of Fairfax residents.

A friend of mine used to be a campus cop there. Admin actually prefers you don’t pull anyone over and stay inside the campus guarding the lots and decks. Also fyi the money goes to the state not GMU directly. GMU police gets most of their money from endowment. Also, GMU police s a stepping stone for most cops. The ones pulling traffic all night or getting into “real police work”, are the same ones waiting to get a call back from a more enforcement minded department. This is why you’ll notice certain spells of GMU going on tirades on Braddock and Ox. Then once those officers leave, it’ll quite down until the other batch get hired.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: OFFICEofPUBLICACCTS ()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:08AM

More meat for the grinder. Every year we audit the budget, every year we catch their commanders squandering money.

GMU Poleece is a mess. They literally hire people other departments won't or that were fired with just cause. One person who's name rhymes with bustin' comes to mind.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Dantalion Dardez ()
Date: October 04, 2019 06:34PM

Heil Mason! Heil our Future!

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Fashion Police ()
Date: October 04, 2019 06:38PM

Dig the suit on contestant #3

Polyester ?

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: no direct deposit for you ()
Date: October 04, 2019 07:24PM

Fashion Police Wrote:
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> Dig the suit on contestant #3
>
> Polyester ?

I don't know about that, but looking at his front pocket I think they paid him his hiring bonus in one dollar bills and they are all in his wallet.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Funny nigger ()
Date: October 04, 2019 07:34PM

> I don't know about that, but looking at his front
> pocket I think they paid him his hiring bonus in
> one dollar bills and they are all in his wallet.

You’re one funny nigger!

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: e3rfgtbre ()
Date: October 05, 2019 11:55PM

i can tell you right now that kid shouldn't have a weapon

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: fire hitler ()
Date: October 05, 2019 11:57PM

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ok how do i be a picked winner sworn into the government side of the republic powerful over others making 3x-15x the normal wage and "protected" (my party loyalty is assumed)?

drop dead g2

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: 3r4t43re ()
Date: October 05, 2019 11:58PM

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i think the gentleman on the left has his fingers half crossed. shoot him when he goes to the latrine.

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: e3rfg43re ()
Date: October 06, 2019 12:00AM

possible bomb in front right pocket, far right

shoot him when he goes to latrine !

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: rtgere ()
Date: October 06, 2019 12:02AM

A1: threaten students who realize the parking police have cheated them with A WEAPONED SUGGSTION THEY GO HOME AND FORGET ABOUT THE FEE IMMEDIATELY


B: which one will be charged with raping a 17yr old student first?


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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Coke head ()
Date: October 06, 2019 12:05AM

I used to do coke with him back in the day!

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: He still doin it ()
Date: October 06, 2019 03:03AM

Coke head Wrote:
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> I used to do coke with him back in the day!


Looking at his $79 suit from Marshall’s, he still doing lines of the cheeeep stuff!

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Lord Yaga ()
Date: April 27, 2023 10:17AM

You guys are weirdos

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: Vrajitor ()
Date: May 29, 2023 10:59PM

I lost my virginity to a chubby little strawberry blonde named Megan Morris in the late 2000s behind Robinson field, and one of these pricks almost caught us fucking before heading back to the lodge lol….good times

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Re: George Mason Police
Posted by: ZY ()
Date: August 18, 2023 08:03PM

Ok I really wonder if you are talking about the same Megan Morris I knew. I was friends with a guy who had sex with her behind Robinson and the cops almost caught them and then there was this drama becoz her boyfriend came really close to finding out that she had sex with one of his own frat brothers….if it was you who did that, shame on you dude. Last I checked they got married, no idea if she ever came clean about it. Name of the brother was Bryan Glaser. We sure as hell didn’t tell him though it had to have been obvious; that was 16 years ago now…time flies by

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