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Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Q . ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:11PM

I say all but I'm getting arguments on this.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: not at all ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:25PM

MX-5 (miata) handle like a dream, great car for both sexes. The RF version is really sexy too.

4 series and A5 convertibles are pretty uni too, though E-Class Merc verts are more feminine, Audi TT vert is pretty fem too. 911 is pretty manly, usually older men drive them.

I don't know about American cars, I hate them all apart from Tesla.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Probably so ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:40PM

I'm with you on the 911 and the TT is fine for guys, in both cases older guys. The Miata is definitely a chick car, the Mercedes too.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Survey says... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:50PM

Chicks hate guys who can’t spell ‘convertible’.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Qqqq ()
Date: June 22, 2019 01:05PM

Guys hate chicks who correct spelling and grammar, they'll take the bj but then you have to go.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: not at all ()
Date: June 22, 2019 01:30PM

Probably so Wrote:
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> I'm with you on the 911 and the TT is fine for
> guys, in both cases older guys. The Miata is
> definitely a chick car, the Mercedes too.


The MX-5 was a lot more fun to drive than my M4, at least on the street. You can really push it in the corners in public without being too reckless. Very lightweight and a great chassis. TT verts are pretty feminine IMO, though the TT RS coupe is sexxxxxuall.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: June 22, 2019 02:03PM

Erm, yeah...I'm guessing no piece of gash ever got her wet-on for a dude in a Chrysler Sebring convertible or a Chrysler LeBaron convertible...

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Mopar... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 04:29PM

Gear-heads never score. Not even in Detroit.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: WVVJD ()
Date: June 22, 2019 04:43PM

Miata is a chick car. This is the car that Daddy bought for His Little Girl.

Arrogant asswipe morons drive Audis. An Audi is a Volkswagen with a Mercedes-Benz price tag.

Porsches are way overpriced.

A lot of pieces of gash get a wet on for my 1955 DeSoto Firedome convertible. Top of the line gash, too, not 300 lb. Tillies like assholes in Porsches and Audis attract.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Self Awareness ()
Date: June 23, 2019 07:23AM

You know you’re a beta cuck loser when you obsess over what others think of your car.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Miatas ()
Date: June 23, 2019 09:14AM

WVVJD Wrote:
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> Miata is a chick car. This is the car that Daddy
> bought for His Little Girl.
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> Arrogant asswipe morons drive Audis. An Audi is a
> Volkswagen with a Mercedes-Benz price tag.
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> Porsches are way overpriced.
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> A lot of pieces of gash get a wet on for my 1955
> DeSoto Firedome convertible. Top of the line
> gash, too, not 300 lb. Tillies like assholes in
> Porsches and Audis attract.

No Dad worth their salt puts their daughter in a small vehicle that can get squashed unseen by an SUV.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Chick Car #1 ()
Date: June 23, 2019 11:07AM

Miatae are most definitely chick cars. That is a well-known fact.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Mr Green Jeans ()
Date: June 23, 2019 11:12AM

I got my daughter a BIRD membership.

She rides her convertible scooter everywhere and has a tiny carbon footprint.

Sometimes, my gay stepson enjoys riding my daughter's convertible Bird scooter.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Convertible Associations ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:05PM

Convertible associations

Miata - definitely chick car
any 50's, 60's, or 70's full size convertible is definitely a guy car
Alfa Romeo - definitely guy car
VW Beetle (new or old) - chick or hippie/gay male
Porsche 911 - guy, usually older, occasional female
Porsche Boxter - younger guy car
Cadillac XLR - guy or assertive female
Camaro - guy (usually working class)
Corvette - traditionally driven by insecure male (small penis), but gradually losing the stigma
Jaguar F Type - both
Audi R8 - guy
Audi TT - chick or weaker guy
Audi A3, A5, S5 - chick cars
Mercedes - most models are chick cars, although older guys can get away with driving older Merc's.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: WVVJD ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:06PM

Miatas Wrote:
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> WVVJD Wrote:
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> No Dad worth their salt puts their daughter in a
> small vehicle that can get squashed unseen by an
> SUV.


A brief perusal of even Yahoo news will unequivocally demonstrate that most people these days have no business being parents.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:08PM

Mr Green Jeans Wrote:
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> Sometimes, my gay stepson enjoys riding my
> daughter's convertible Bird scooter.

Usually, he enjoys riding his butt buddy's schwantz.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: WVVJD ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:14PM

Self Awareness Wrote:
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> You know you’re a beta cuck loser when you
> obsess over what others think of your car.


I just enjoy driving mine. Fortunately, that particular model rwas designed to run on regular, even though it has a stock 4bbl. A lot of those old hemis need high octane, which nobody's sold for years.

The high class gash it attracts is just a side benefit, especially the better MILFs it gets.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: not at all ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:20PM

Convertible Associations Wrote:
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> Convertible associations
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> Miata - definitely chick car
> any 50's, 60's, or 70's full size convertible is
> definitely a guy car
> Alfa Romeo - definitely guy car
> VW Beetle (new or old) - chick or hippie/gay
> male
> Porsche 911 - guy, usually older, occasional
> female
> Porsche Boxter - younger guy car
> Cadillac XLR - guy or assertive female
> Camaro - guy (usually working class)
> Corvette - traditionally driven by insecure male
> (small penis), but gradually losing the stigma
> Jaguar F Type - both
> Audi R8 - guy
> Audi TT - chick or weaker guy
> Audi A3, A5, S5 - chick cars
> Mercedes - most models are chick cars, although
> older guys can get away with driving older Merc's.


Agree with the audi part with the exception of the RS line. S5 feminine, RS5, a bit more manly. Same goes for BMW, 430i vs M4 vert their presence is much different. Boxsters are kind of girly IMO, a real car guy would go for the Cayman.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: BRPRP ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:26PM

Convertible Associations Wrote:
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Especially when it's got things on it like magnesium wheels, glass packs and other things.

When I was a graduate student at UMASS Amherst, I had a 1957 DeSoto adventurer rag top (A shout out to the guy above with his 1955 Firedome!). Back then, the gas stations still sold 100 Octane Premium. I still have the car, but it is a real pain in the tookas to fuel.

Anyhow, I am on Route 9 in Amherst Centre on my way to Northampton. There is this broad standing there with her thumb out and a sign that reads "WOMEN ONLY, PLEASE". So I pass her and stop at the light. It is Spring, I have down the top. She runs up to the car, looks at me, runs around the front, opens the passenger door and gets into the car. She asks me if I am going to Northampton. I tell her, yes, I am, and, I suppose since I have a full head of long hair (which I also still have), she might have mistaken me, but, my plumbing is in direct conflict with her sign. She admitted that it was the hair that fooled her. I told her that her first clue should have been "CHICKS DON'T DRIVE NO CARS LIKE THIS!" She was one of these typical Amherst-South Hadley-Northnapton FemiNAZIs, so she did not like that remark, but, too vbad, she could always get back out of the car. She wound up taking the ride.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: reality check. ()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:39PM

Guys need to recognize that their cars are just for themselves, or maybe to impress other guys. (The latter is reason why not to drive a chick car.)

In general, chicks themselves don't care much about what kind of car a guy drives. That goes double or triple in this area. Most females don't know the first thing about cars, horsepower, tire compounds, or even how to change a tire. They can't distinguish a $250,000 Mercedes from a $25,000 one, are not impressed and don't care. An Aston Martin and a Mustang are both simply just cars.

If anything, chicks don't like loud, "smelly" cars that mess up their hair. Hence a multi-million-dollar antique sports car will have zero appeal to 99% of chicks.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Qqqqqqq ()
Date: June 23, 2019 01:36PM

Self Awareness Wrote:
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> You know you’re a beta cuck loser when you
> obsess over what others think of your car.


Valid point, in this case my bud is shopping for a convertible and I keep goofing on him. Mostly for fun but I'd hate to see him make an expensive mistake.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Niche product ()
Date: June 23, 2019 01:40PM

Just like stamps are of interest only to stamp collectors.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Cars aren't so niche ()
Date: June 23, 2019 02:25PM

A lot of car people out there, even those who aren't into them can spot the difference between an Aston and a Sebring. My SO doesn't know anything about cars but gets wet whenever she spots a Tesla or Range Rover.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Hahahaha... ()
Date: June 23, 2019 02:46PM

^^^ Bullshit of your dreams.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Car buff ()
Date: June 23, 2019 03:11PM

not at all Wrote:
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> Convertible Associations Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Convertible associations
> >
> > Miata - definitely chick car
> > any 50's, 60's, or 70's full size convertible
> is
> > definitely a guy car
> > Alfa Romeo - definitely guy car
> > VW Beetle (new or old) - chick or hippie/gay
> > male
> > Porsche 911 - guy, usually older, occasional
> > female
> > Porsche Boxter - younger guy car
> > Cadillac XLR - guy or assertive female
> > Camaro - guy (usually working class)
> > Corvette - traditionally driven by insecure
> male
> > (small penis), but gradually losing the stigma
> > Jaguar F Type - both
> > Audi R8 - guy
> > Audi TT - chick or weaker guy
> > Audi A3, A5, S5 - chick cars
> > Mercedes - most models are chick cars, although
> > older guys can get away with driving older
> Merc's.
>
>
> Agree with the audi part with the exception of the
> RS line. S5 feminine, RS5, a bit more manly. Same
> goes for BMW, 430i vs M4 vert their presence is
> much different. Boxsters are kind of girly IMO, a
> real car guy would go for the Cayman.

You don’t see many women driving 500sl Benz. Pretty much just rich old men.
Miatas really should only be driven by women.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: F150 Platinum ()
Date: June 23, 2019 04:41PM

Take my horse song has guys buying the maserati.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: DJ Snake (skrt, skrt) ()
Date: June 23, 2019 05:18PM

I need a Benzo, a Benzo (Benzo)
I need a 'Rari, not Lambo (Lambo)
I need a 'Rari, not Lambo (Lambo)
I need a 'Rari, an Enzo (zoom) (ah)
I need a Benzo, a Benzo (Benzo) (skrrt)
I need a 'Rari, not Lambo (Lambo) (DJ Snake)
I need a 'Rari, not Lambo (Lambo) (it's Gucci)
I need a 'Rari, an Enzo

Lambo Aventador S Vert ('Ghini)
Suv, Rolls Royce with the curtains (Rolls)
Surprise thirty k the Birkin' it's a purse (look)
Niggas cannot keep up like they drivin' in reverse (reverse)
Nawfside you can get served (nawf)
The north 3400 they got thirty-three birds (lyric)
Hell yeah, my bitch got curves (got curves)
Percocet and the codeine got me slurred (Perc')
Suicidal doors got me flier than a bird (I'm flyin' now)
Twenty million nigga on the verge (I'm up now)
Lamborghini squatting on the curb (squat)
Leave a nigga rocky, say the word (rock)

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: BiBi Bunny Play ()
Date: June 24, 2019 09:16AM

MOst guys who drive Acuras like schwantzstucker sausage.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Mercury Comet ()
Date: June 24, 2019 09:58AM

Niche product Wrote:
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> Just like stamps are of interest only to stamp collectors.

Cars are mostly just to get from Point-A to Point-B. If you crave fancy-shmancy sometime, call up a chauffeur place and rent your dream for a day.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: low testosterone detected ()
Date: June 24, 2019 10:35AM

Maybe to your effeminate ass. Cars are a lot of fun, unlike stamps. Carving through corners in a perfectly balanced RWD car, rowing your own gears is exhilarating.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Car.Spotter ()
Date: June 24, 2019 11:28AM

I would like to clarify one and add one:

Corvette - I am a retired plumber or electrician and I have saved my entire life for this car. My house is trifling but, dammit I got this car.

Pantera - Redneck supercar

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: add to that ()
Date: June 24, 2019 11:36AM

Mustang convertible - 110% chick car

Camaro convertible - trailer trash chick car

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: croydon ()
Date: July 22, 2020 09:30AM

When you own a vehicle, you can upgrade its look, make it sound more aggressive, or buy a much-needed phone charger or practical jumper cables for convenience. Enhancing the ride of your car can make it more powerful and durable, while other accessories, like phone chargers and seat warmers, can make it more comfortable. Check out some high-quality accessories otopartshop.com to consider if you want to add value and style to your car.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Not a chick car ()
Date: July 22, 2020 12:18PM

Stutz Bearcat


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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Observation ()
Date: July 22, 2020 12:37PM

I drove the beltway in PG County last week and saw many, many Dodge Challengers. I guess the brothers like them.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Sick of Nigerian scammers ()
Date: July 22, 2020 12:53PM

croydon Wrote:
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> When you own a vehicle, you can upgrade its look,
> make it sound more aggressive, or buy a
> much-needed phone charger or practical jumper
> cables for convenience. Enhancing the ride of your
> car can make it more powerful and durable, while
> other accessories, like phone chargers and seat
> warmers, can make it more comfortable. Check out
> some high-quality accessories
> [url=https://www.otopartshop.com/product-category/
> skoda/]otopartshop.com[/url] to consider if you
> want to add value and style to your car.


otopartshop.....sounds legit. Prick.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Cuz I gotz to be differents ()
Date: July 22, 2020 12:53PM

Observation Wrote:
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> I drove the beltway in PG County last week and saw
> many, many Dodge Challengers. I guess the
> brothers like them.


They are the new Chrysler 300.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Giverer of Plus Ones ()
Date: July 22, 2020 03:05PM

Survey says... Wrote:
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> Chicks hate guys who can’t spell
> ‘convertible’.


+1

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: YFVTY ()
Date: July 22, 2020 03:07PM

Mopar... Wrote:
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> Gear-heads never score. Not even in Detroit.


DAMN, that's NEWS to me! I STILL get the chickies in my DeSoto ragtop.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Nothing Like Hillbilly Chic ()
Date: July 22, 2020 04:00PM

To get Chicks to ride just ask Mrs DAJAX who can speed shift the 4 speeds like a champ , I have two beat 60's bombs , but I would dig this old Hillbilly rig to ride in style at the beach

Natch my shiny convertible bombs are ruined by lousy metal emblems on the sides that say 427 and 327 plus name tags Chevrolet and Corvette one with 427 L2 with 3:70 posi rear the other a FI 327 RPO687 with a 4:11 posi rear Hell no I wont tell you what color they are or year ! Just nuff to say they look just like these two but different colors ..maybe huh suckers LOL This one has the same engine as mine , common as the day is long right LOL! . I also like plain wheels no quick release spinners or fancy crap

https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/az15/arizona/lots/r156-1962-chevrolet-corvette-327360-fuel-injected/181332

Now For some Good Hillbilly grub Shepard's pie, grease up a Au Gratin dish and brown some meat with onions and drain it , slap a jar of brown gravy in it and some boiled up Peas and Q's then top with real mashed taters and bake at 350 till it oozes some gravy a bubble up a bit about 25 minutes , make a bunch of them and microblast it

Speaking of blasts I best get off my lazy ass and move the 327 into the shed at my shack as a big T storm is a coming and I will have to fix it with Bondo if it gets hit by hail the size of basketballs

Your Pal DAJAX blasting off in Chick Magnet style in my old bomb Forfeg those sissy boy libtard cars they come to Washington Harbor in get a real mans US muscle car an old beat Corvette Camaro Chevelle GTO Plymouth Roadrunner Ford Fairlane 500 a USA convertible bomb as nothing beats old Detroit Iron's Cubic inches for loud noise and fun ..at the dammed track not on the highway!
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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: I Saved Up ()
Date: July 22, 2020 04:03PM

By using cheap plastic tablecloths all these years

Buying some Microsoft stock way back did not hurt a bit

DAJAX

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: Four Score ()
Date: July 22, 2020 05:39PM

Red 1965 convertible Mustang 50/50 split.
All late 50's through mid 70's Cadillac convertibles are among the manliest convertibles ever made. Ok maybe not the Pink ones unless your Elvis.

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Re: Are all convertables chick cars or just some brands
Posted by: I'll Take A Big White Lincoln ()
Date: July 22, 2020 07:53PM

With suicide doors and a Texas longhorn steer horns on the hood just like LBJ's and a big name tag on the front BIG BOSS MAN with twin diesel truck air horns and TEXAS license plate DAJAX, actually I already had one
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