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Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: June 19, 2019 05:47AM

No glory holes

No flop houses

No drug dealers

No bird flu

Electric shuttle to Dunn Loring Metro

^FIFY

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Corrector of Facts ()
Date: June 19, 2019 06:25AM

Mosaic isn’t a town, dumbass.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:08AM

Corrector of Facts Wrote:
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> Mosaic isn’t a town, dumbass.



Actually, I fucked your mother in Mosaic sadsack...that makes it a whorehouse.

^FIFY

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Corrector of Facts ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:11AM

FIFY Wrote:
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> Corrector of Facts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mosaic isn’t a town, dumbass.
>
>
>
> Actually, I fucked your mother in Mosaic
> sadsack...that makes it a whorehouse.
>
> ^FIFY

I hope you had fun fucking my mother, because she weighs 300 pounds.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: As some had predicted... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 08:02AM

^^^ This is the sort of shit that the battered FCC Fail Army is now driven to. The folks at Valley Forge were better off. As for Mosaic, it's turned out very well except for backing away from the earlier green-space commitment. The Halstead cluster up by the Metro station has also done well.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Not saying much ()
Date: June 19, 2019 10:21AM

"Better town than Falls Church or Vienna". That is setting the bar very low.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Looking Glass Way owner ()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:02AM

Vienna is a nice option if you can't afford Mosaic or City of Falls Church.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: artificial ()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:03AM

Mosaic is.... artificial. Not knocking it, but it feels more like a campus and less like a town.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Cracked mirror... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 12:33PM

LOL! Mosaic and Halstead are TOD urban clusters. Not at all comparable to Vienna, which is the area’s top-tier family-oriented, picket-fence, bells and whistles, suburban community. That’s a role that Falls Church once played, but fifty years of decline and decay have left it a cramped, nondescript, amenity-free dump that people of any actual means just pay no mind to at all anymore.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: shhhhhh ()
Date: June 19, 2019 12:48PM

artificial Wrote:
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> Mosaic is.... artificial. Not knocking it, but it
> feels more like a campus and less like a town.


the entire mosaic district is a trap for foreign intelligence agents. like from the busboys to the frikin rent a cops in the basement, everyone and everything in mosaic is choreographed. thats where they first picked up on that butina bitch, rumor has it

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Lol... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 01:15PM

^^^ Mommy’s Basement mindset.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Mosaic Mike ()
Date: June 19, 2019 02:05PM

Mosaic is nothing short of amazing. A community centered around parking garages with a beautiful view of a microwave tower. I couldn't be happier living there. I eat at a nice restaurant and have a drink or two. Then, I stumble over to the sperm bank to make my weekly deposit. It's a fabulous life.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Yeah... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 02:12PM

Stop calling it Mosaic District. Nothing says you got here 5 minutes ago like calling it that.

That are is called Merrifield...

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Pfft! ()
Date: June 19, 2019 02:57PM

Mosaic Mike Wrote:
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> Mosaic is nothing short of amazing. A community
> centered around parking garages with a beautiful
> view of a microwave tower. I couldn't be happier
> living there. I eat at a nice restaurant and have
> a drink or two. Then, I stumble over to the sperm
> bank to make my weekly deposit. It's a fabulous
> life.

More Falls Church envy and butthurt. So pathetic.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: wrong wrong again ()
Date: June 19, 2019 03:46PM

Pfft! Wrote:
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> Mosaic Mike Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mosaic is nothing short of amazing. A
> community
> > centered around parking garages with a
> beautiful
> > view of a microwave tower. I couldn't be
> happier
> > living there. I eat at a nice restaurant and
> have
> > a drink or two. Then, I stumble over to the
> sperm
> > bank to make my weekly deposit. It's a
> fabulous
> > life.
>
> More Falls Church envy and butthurt. So pathetic.


Tis true. There are very few, if any properties with the splendid vistas of parking garages AND a microwave tower.


Falls Church
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
$2,228 - 3,730

731 Sq Ft
1 Bed 1 Bath-A2
Available Now

Mosaic
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
$2,285 - 2,570

743 Sq Ft
A01 - One Bedroom One Bath
Available Now


Have you figured out how to do cost per square foot yet? It's been known to trip you up in the past. LOL! Loser.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Spot the dumbass loser... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 04:28PM

Typo-turd is one of your more successful personae. Worthless dumbass trash-fuck stupid-shit is the only other one you’re any good at.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: you seem mad ()
Date: June 19, 2019 04:46PM

You seem mad. Does exposing your stupidity and making you look like a fool on a regular basis upset you? I'd say so.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 05:00PM

...just like every other time you post. You’re the ultimate bottom-feeder here and nothing more than that at all.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Sidetrack Sid ()
Date: June 19, 2019 05:35PM

Somehow we got off track. Op called mosaic a town and it is not. Nobodies address is Mosaic, VA.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:04PM

Too much brown skin around Mosaic.

I prefer the lily whiteness of Vienna and the Sweet Spot.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: testing your math skills ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:12PM

You seem stupid... Wrote:
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> ...just like every other time you post. You’re
> the ultimate bottom-feeder here and nothing more
> than that at all.


LOL! You're the one who's a confirmed liar. Remember when you were exclaiming how uber-exclusive rents are at Mosaic? LOL! Blown out of the water once again.

Falls Church
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
$2,228 - 3,730

731 Sq Ft
1 Bed 1 Bath-A2
Available Now

Mosaic
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
$2,285 - 2,570

743 Sq Ft
A01 - One Bedroom One Bath
Available Now

Care to calculate cost per square foot?

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:26PM

Like the asshole still hanging his hat on a six-year old typo. What a worthless dope that guy is!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: section 8 city ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:55PM

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/212-Cedar-Ln-SE-1521649-Vienna-VA-22180/2101281375_zpid/


$1,385+/mo1 bd1 ba900 sqft

Vienna, a great place for the poor and homeless

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: you failed ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:59PM

You seem stupid... Wrote:
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> Like the asshole still hanging his hat on a
> six-year old typo. What a worthless dope that guy
> is!


So, you don't have the math skills to calculate the price per square foot. Not surprising considering you don't actually know what a typo is.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 19, 2019 08:23PM

I’d tell you to get real, but we both know that’s never going to happen.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: I66 buster ()
Date: June 19, 2019 08:58PM

Mosaic Mike Wrote:
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> Mosaic is nothing short of amazing. A community
> centered around parking garages with a beautiful
> view of a microwave tower. I couldn't be happier
> living there. I eat at a nice restaurant and have
> a drink or two. Then, I stumble over to the sperm
> bank to make my weekly deposit. It's a fabulous
> life.


HAHAHA!!!! Where can ya get a ticket for THAT kind of fun!?!?!

Not Falls Church!!

Not Vienna!!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: June 19, 2019 09:01PM

Sidetrack Sid Wrote:
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> Somehow we got off track. Op called mosaic a town
> and it is not. Nobodies address is Mosaic, VA.


^FIFY

Not yet Sid... but they DO live in Tysons, VA (option McLean, VA)

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: still failing ()
Date: June 20, 2019 07:39AM

You seem stupid... Wrote:
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> I’d tell you to get real, but we both know
> that’s never going to happen.


The only thing real is your obvious lack of math skills. Simple division isn't that difficult for most people, yet you obviously have difficulty CV completing that task.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 20, 2019 08:49AM

No, you just have nothing but six-year old typos to carry around and crow over. The rest of your FFXU resumé consists of one brutal beating after another. It's remarkable how consistently fucked you have been over such a long period of time. Even a blind squirrel tends to find an acorn every now and then.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Math skills seriously lacking ()
Date: June 20, 2019 09:27AM

Still can't accomplish simple division I see. Do your failures ever end?

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 20, 2019 11:50AM

YOU are the major failure around here. Go back to 2013 and stay there. The present has absolutely no use for you.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: June 20, 2019 11:54AM

Mosaic isn't a town. It is little better than a crossroads. Even if it has the population it does not have the self controlled infrastructure to be considered a town.

I can see where some people may find Mosaic to be a better place to live or shop than Falls Church or Vienna. Tastes differ. Both Vienna and Falls Church have self controlled infrastructure that Mosaic lacks. They have had it for over fifty years, back when their populations were probably lower than Mosaic's today.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: simple math is beyond you ()
Date: June 20, 2019 12:24PM

You seem stupid... Wrote:
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> YOU are the major failure around here. Go back to
> 2013 and stay there. The present has absolutely
> no use for you.


So, you haven't learned how to do simple arithmetic in the past six years? Sad, but not surprising.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 20, 2019 04:35PM

Show a little pride in yourself, asshole. Stop being such a low-grade troll.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Austrian ()
Date: June 20, 2019 05:28PM

Bill.N. Wrote:
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> Mosaic isn't a town. It is little better than a
> crossroads. Even if it has the population it does
> not have the self controlled infrastructure to be
> considered a town.
>
> I can see where some people may find Mosaic to be
> a better place to live or shop than Falls Church
> or Vienna. Tastes differ. Both Vienna and Falls
> Church have self controlled infrastructure that
> Mosaic lacks. They have had it for over fifty
> years, back when their populations were probably
> lower than Mosaic's today.


"Self controlled infrastructure."

Oh, like Police, Fire, Roads, Garbage, Dog Catcher and Zoning, for example.

Vienna doesn't do well with some of the infrastructure they control.

One of Vienna's inventive solutions to speed enforcement is to elongate their road repaving schedule. By so foing, roads will never be repaved until the surface is completely worn down. To avoid costly car repairs motorists will reduce their speed.

Vienna Police enforce the limited access rules which the town uses on roads that would be adversely impacted by commuter traffic. While doing this, pedestrian traffic on Vienna 123 is forced to walk in the street due to Vienna's failure to construct sidewalks.

To be fair, Vienna has very nice parades, festivals and celebrations, but, I think Vienna residents are getting hosed by the town.

The town of Mosaic WILL get its own Postal designation as did Tysons. It will leave Sleepy Vienna scratching their heads and mistreating their illegal household help.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: June 20, 2019 05:38PM

As long as it keeps the negroes out.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Downtown ()
Date: June 20, 2019 07:30PM

No such entity exists.

No town of mosaic.

I checked the interweb and it said so.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: If there's no town... ()
Date: June 20, 2019 08:24PM

How can there be a 'Town Center?'

Quote

On April 27, 2009, the Board of Supervisors created the county’s first Community Development Authority (CDA). The CDA is for the proposed Mosaic - Merrifield Town Center development.

On October 15, 2007, the Board rezoned 31.31 acres of land in order to permit Edens to develop the portion of Merrifield designated as the town center in the Comprehensive Plan. The site is located south of Lee Highway/Route 29, west of Yates Way, east of Eskridge Road and north of the Luther Jackson Middle School. The project was approved for approximately 1,000 dwelling units, a multiplex theatre, 125,000 square feet of office space, 500,000 square feet of other non-residential uses and a 150 room hotel. Among the improvements are construction of two parks, the realignment and widening of Eskridge Road, the widening of Lee Highway, improvements to the Lee Highway/Gallows Road intersection and construction of a grid of streets. Virtually all parking will be provided in structures.

http://fcrevit.org/merrifield/towncenter.htm


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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: lack of math skills killing you ()
Date: June 21, 2019 12:46PM

You seem stupid... Wrote:
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> Show a little pride in yourself, asshole. Stop
> being such a low-grade troll.

Your math skills are holding you back again.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid.,, ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:04PM

Math/Stat skills are one reason why my life has gone so much better than yours. Top-notch language and salad skills have been further such reasons.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: put up or shut up ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:23PM

Yet, you can't seem to figure out the cost per square foot per month of the apartments provided to you. It undercuts your claims of possessing any sort of mathematical skill at all. The proof, they say, is in the pudding, and right now, your bowl is empty.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:52PM

Six years hung on the same old typo and still counting. Mega-fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: you can't do math ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:56PM

Not demonstrating your ability to perform a simple math function isn't helping your case at all.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 21, 2019 02:25PM

My quite successful career in the real world included reconsolidating the math underlying international comparative lending indicators. Your badly failed career at FFXU has included nothing more elegant than spotting typos. You lose. Again.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: you still suck at math ()
Date: June 21, 2019 02:27PM

If you are so good at math, provide the answer.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You seem stupid... ()
Date: June 21, 2019 04:39PM

You wouldn’t understand if any better than the local fresh fish delivery situation. You are basically incompetent at everything.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Ho's Ache ()
Date: June 21, 2019 05:21PM

The real gauge of any population is the extent to which the women are desired to put out.

If the mere WILLINGNESS to put out were a gauge, than by that standard alone Falls Church would be a shoe-in. Just because Falls Church women tramps does not mean they are also DESIREABLE.

Vienna had a different issue: cougaritis loosacoozits. Perhaps eons ago...but no longer.

The Town of Mosaic features hordes of extremely desireable women, each with a zest for life, an independent aire and famously snug twats.

On a horny Friday night, I'll be in the Town of Mosaic!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Cougaritis Loosacoozits? ()
Date: June 21, 2019 09:14PM

COUGARITIS LOOSACOOZITS? ???

Am I at risk?

I done some hosin' in V-town

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Troll move ()
Date: June 21, 2019 09:33PM

You ain’t never done nuthin, jerkwad.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: June 22, 2019 06:19AM

Troll move Wrote:
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> You ain’t never done nuthin, jerkwad.


Hahaha you said jerkwad.

You must be from Vienna cuz Falls Church woulda said jerkoff.

Mosaic woula simply tipped their hat.

The best town in the world.

^FIFY

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Stats don’t lie ()
Date: June 22, 2019 08:02AM

Vienna has way more mattress stores than Mosaic, which makes it a far more desirable place to sit in 24x7 gridlock.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Bunch of drop-dead losers ()
Date: June 22, 2019 10:37AM

^^^ Yet another example of ignorant and envious Falls Church butthurt and classless buffonery.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:00PM

Stats don’t lie Wrote:
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> Vienna has way more mattress stores than Mosaic,
> which makes it a far more desirable place to sit
> in 24x7 gridlock.


And best of all no negroes!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: yes but... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 12:05PM

Stats don’t lie Wrote:
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> Vienna has way more mattress stores than Mosaic,
> which makes it a far more desirable place to sit
> in 24x7 gridlock.


Mosaic offers:

Home Depot
Target
Mom's Organic
District Taco
Arbies
Arthur Treachers
American Foam
Great Wall
Staples
H Mart
Barbs Handiest
Burger 7

To name a few.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 01:17PM

Most of those are NOT in the Mosaic District.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Prepare for Assimilation ()
Date: June 22, 2019 02:00PM

All part of the new Tysons-Inova Mediocrity Corridor.



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#NoVABorg

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Lol... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 04:37PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> Most of those are NOT in the Mosaic District.

These dopes have no concern for facts. They live in their grade-school, comic book world, and they are just going to suck their thumbs and stay there.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: JP Alzheimers ()
Date: June 22, 2019 04:46PM

Lol... Wrote:
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> Hmmm... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most of those are NOT in the Mosaic District.
>
> These dopes have no concern for facts. They live
> in their grade-school, comic book world, and they
> are just going to suck their thumbs and stay
> there.


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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Note to Self ()
Date: June 22, 2019 04:52PM

Self:

Never reside in Falls Ghurch or Vienna.

Rather-- Live in the wonderful Town of Mosaic

It is replete with all manner of retailers and services.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Bottom feeders ()
Date: June 22, 2019 05:25PM

Lol... Wrote:
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> These dopes have no concern for facts. They live
> in their grade-school, comic book world, and they
> are just going to suck their thumbs and stay there.

Yeah, one of the comic bookers has posted dumbass coloring book stupid shit right behind you. They are all so predictably stupid!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Moronicism... ()
Date: June 22, 2019 09:14PM

...the gravitational pull of idiots into the orbit of Falls Church or Vienna.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You are correct...no town ()
Date: June 24, 2019 08:07PM

If there's no town... Wrote:
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> How can there be a 'Town Center?'
>

Fairfax Town Center is in Fair Oaks - not a Town
Greenbriar Town Center is in Chantilly (Fairfax mailing address) - not a Town
Dulles Town Center is in Sterling - not a Town
shall we continue?

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: June 24, 2019 11:45PM

Brown Town is a town in Alaska

Pig Town is a town in Baltimore

Chi Town is a town in Chicago

Barry Town is a town in DC

The town of Mosaic is a town in Dunn Loring-Tysons

Questions?

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: 9dvvt ()
Date: June 25, 2019 08:24AM

What's Dunn Loring-Tysons? You must be both new around here and really, really stupid!

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Little engines that couldn't ()
Date: June 25, 2019 10:14AM

There's no such thing as Dunn Loring-Tysons. The dummies can't deal with the facts of life in the real world, so they invent mirage worlds where they can claim actually to function. Nobody buys that shit though.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Its Merrifield ()
Date: June 25, 2019 11:21AM

Mosaic is a spot in Merrifield designed to hoover your wallet with a bunch of stuff or services you don't really need or want. Overcrowded and overpriced. They need to bring back the drive in movie theatre and Jack in The Box. Then you would really have something unique.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: super fabulous district ()
Date: June 25, 2019 11:30AM

I love Mosaic, it's super fun touring around on my scooter. I pick hot sexy men up at Xsport, take them to matchbox and finally to the hyatt for hot sex.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Them again... ()
Date: June 25, 2019 12:27PM

The rabble exhibit much envy and butthurt.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Local historian ()
Date: June 25, 2019 12:47PM

The area was recently named after a former resident, Charles E. Mosaic. He was born not long after the Civil War and lived in the area his whole life, and was a major landholder via inheritance. He died in 1928, following a severe bout of diarrhea. Those who were with him at the end say he couldn’t keep anything in his stomach for more than 10 minutes before it came out in stinky liquid form out his other end. Even his wife and the local priest would not go to his bedside because of the horrible stink that the brown flow of liquid feces emitted.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Them again... ()
Date: June 25, 2019 12:50PM

...also childish stupidity.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: That triggered me ()
Date: June 25, 2019 12:52PM

That is not nice, I had a child who was stupid. He died of diarrhea.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Off the rails... ()
Date: June 25, 2019 01:09PM

That was your imagination, doofus.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: You Mean Merrifield? ()
Date: June 25, 2019 01:30PM

FIFY Wrote:
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> No glory holes
>
> No flop houses
>
> No drug dealers
>
> No bird flu
>
> Electric shuttle to Dunn Loring Metro
>
> ^FIFY

"Mosiac" is not a town.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Hahahahahhaha smosaic hahahahaha ()
Date: June 25, 2019 01:46PM

You Mean Merrifield? Wrote:
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> FIFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No glory holes
> >
> > No flop houses
> >
> > No drug dealers
> >
> > No bird flu
> >
> > Electric shuttle to Dunn Loring Metro
> >
> > ^FIFY
>
> "Mosiac" is not a town.

A few years back my friends and I would call it ‘Smosaic’ for a laugh. People didn’t know what we were talking about, until I’d have to explain it’s a combination of ‘Mosaic’ and the letter ‘s’. We had lots of fun and one time a girl gave me her number.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Dcpyu ()
Date: June 25, 2019 01:52PM

Neither is Merrifield. Or Dunn Loring or Annandale or McLean or yada yada...

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Huey Long ()
Date: June 25, 2019 02:03PM

I like walking around Merrifield Garden Center. They have lots of shrubberies.

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Re: Mosaic is a better town than Falls Church or Vienna
Posted by: Mosaic resident ()
Date: June 26, 2019 07:07AM

Oh. I agree.

The Town of Mosaic is an awesome place to visit and a heat place to pick up the hottest strange.

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