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Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: Cheap Date ()
Date: June 13, 2019 06:48AM

Who would you rather dine with and why

A) Fat Person who breathes heavily
B) A Nigger
C) A Mexican
D) Gay Guy

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: Capt obvious123 ()
Date: June 13, 2019 06:50AM

Cheap Date Wrote:
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> Who would you rather dine with and why
>
> A) Fat Person who breathes heavily
> B) A Nigger
> C) A Mexican
> D) Gay Guy


We can all agree, anyone but A. Everyone hates fat people and it's even politically correct.

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: dinner eater ()
Date: June 13, 2019 07:34AM

I'd vote for the nigger because then we wouldn't have to pay.

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: False choices ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:19AM

I can see where paying would be a concern for those who can't afford to eat out anyway.

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: Grinning Gringo ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:52AM

The Mexican, because I wouldn’t have to talk to him, because I don’t speak Spanish.

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: Giverer of information ()
Date: June 13, 2019 12:05PM

dinner eater Wrote:
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> I'd vote for the nigger because then we wouldn't
> have to pay.


The 'groid would eat the whole thing, say he didn't like it and demand a free meal. When the Mgr. said "no", the 'groid would holler skrimminayshinn en prejidiss and some guilty white lib would give him the free meal.

The butt pirate would probably pay for both meals.

The Mexi would know where to get good Mexi food.

The guy who breathes heavily would be the only 1 I'd avoid.

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: Anti Feminist ()
Date: June 13, 2019 06:07PM

I’m a guy but here’s how I see it...

Fat guy - Bill too high

Nigger - would be too loud and food be spitting everywhere

Mexican - probably quiet (which would be good

Gay guy - would probably hit on me since I’m hot

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Re: Who would you rather dine with
Posted by: me so horny ()
Date: June 13, 2019 10:16PM

You sound cute and I happen to be a top...

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