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Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Is she nuts? ()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:36AM

Anyone else deal with this? She wants one side to remain unused. After seeing me use it she said only trailer trash use both sides.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Macho Mike ()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:47AM

The question is why were you using a cutting board? Cooking is women’s work. You must be a pussy whipped cuck.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: June 12, 2019 08:22AM

Seriously, bro...the closest you should ever come to food is when you eat it.

Next you'll tell us you go to the grocery store, too...

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Sickening Wealth ()
Date: June 12, 2019 08:32AM

We have a dedicated staff to prepare our meals, so the accoutrements of food preparation are of little concern.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Vulnerable... ()
Date: June 12, 2019 08:58AM

^^^ Easily poisoned, and should be.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: June 12, 2019 09:23AM

AT prepares all my meals.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Actually, he might not be ()
Date: June 12, 2019 10:08AM

Macho Mike Wrote:
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> The question is why were you using a cutting
> board? Cooking is women’s work. You must be a
> pussy whipped cuck.


My wife is an E-C veggie wedgie lib. To this day I don't understand what she saw in me. She's a radical feminist veggie wedgie and I'm a drunken rowdy, MCP carnivore, but she wasn't taking "no" for an answer.

Anyhow, if I don't want that shit she eats that looks like she got it off the bottom of somebody's bird cage (she wouldn't keep a bird in a cage), I gotta cutmy pepperoni myself, since she's not messing with dead flesh. No biggie, I have my pepperoni pizza and beer, she has that shit that looks like somebody hurled it and her herbal tea.

Wemake fun of what each other eats, but, no biggie. We go to her mother's or sisters for holiday dinners, so, since they're not leftie whackjobs, they make turkey and shit, so it's OK, there.


So, not all guys who cook are cuckies. If the choice is letting her give you lunch that looks like somebody blew lunch or making your own steak, I'll take the latter, hankee!

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: John Boos ()
Date: June 12, 2019 11:29AM

A decent cutting board will only have one functional surface.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Mr. Know it All ()
Date: June 12, 2019 12:32PM

John Boos Wrote:
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> A decent cutting board will only have one
> functional surface.

There are usually 2 distinct sides to a quality cutting board. I use a quality nylon cutting board because it will not absorb bacteria as a wood cutting board will do - Even with the use of bleach.

Nylon cutting boards are safe to clean with my commercial dishwasher that cleans with super heated water at 450 degrees, and the cleaning jets spraying water at 4500psi

The non-work side of the cutting board is featureless, and the work side has a Blood Groove to contain blood, and other fluids during the butchering process.
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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: June 12, 2019 03:08PM

It's not blood, you retard.

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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Escoffier ()
Date: June 12, 2019 03:58PM


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Re: Wife says to use only one side of the cutting board
Posted by: Captain Willard ()
Date: June 12, 2019 04:08PM

Escoffier Wrote:
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> https://news.ncsu.edu/2014/09/cutting-boards-food-
> safety/

Escoffier huh? Didn't anyone tell you to never get out of the boat?

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