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Anybody found the new McDonalds menu items
Posted by: Burger Fan ()
Date: June 08, 2019 04:40PM

Has anybody found a McDonald's actually serving the new menu items--the Stroopwafel flurry or the bacon cheese fries? They're advertised but I can't find them anywhere. And all the McDonalds around here are completely niggerfuxated, so anytime I've asked it's been all, "Ugga bugga bix nood muhfuggah muh dik we don got dat I ain no what you talkin bout, you wan fries widdat?" I thought I had a lead at a McD's on Columbia Pike, because they actually had a poster on the window, but the girl behind the counter was wearing a fucking burkah or something and wasn't any help either.

I'd slap my momma for a Stroopwafel flurry, that shit sounds amazeballs. Anyone get lucky yet?

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Re: Anybody found the new McDonalds menu items
Posted by: Radar O'Reilly ()
Date: June 08, 2019 05:02PM

Each store has a phone number. Just go to googlemaps and start calling stores close to you and work your way out. Might end up driving to Pennsylvania because Northern Virginia sucks when it comes to promotions like this.

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Re: Anybody found the new McDonalds menu items
Posted by: Nig Factor ()
Date: June 08, 2019 05:07PM

Dude, if OP can't understand the nigs in person in the store, how's he gonna understand them on the phone? "MUGGA FUGAA NUGGA WELM DONALS HOWCN HEP OO MOFO?"

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Re: Anybody found the new McDonalds menu items
Posted by: Saw them last week ()
Date: June 08, 2019 05:24PM

Burger Fan Wrote:
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> Has anybody found a McDonald's actually serving
> the new menu items--the Stroopwafel flurry or the
> bacon cheese fries? They're advertised but I can't
> find them anywhere. And all the McDonalds around
> here are completely niggerfuxated, so anytime I've
> asked it's been all, "Ugga bugga bix nood
> muhfuggah muh dik we don got dat I ain no what you
> talkin bout, you wan fries widdat?" I thought I
> had a lead at a McD's on Columbia Pike, because
> they actually had a poster on the window, but the
> girl behind the counter was wearing a fucking
> burkah or something and wasn't any help either.
>
> I'd slap my momma for a Stroopwafel flurry, that
> shit sounds amazeballs. Anyone get lucky yet?

As of a week ago, they were serving those at the McDonalds inside Tysons Corner Center I

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Re: Anybody found the new McDonalds menu items
Posted by: V ()
Date: June 08, 2019 06:49PM

Burger Fan Wrote:
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> Has anybody found a McDonald's actually serving
> the new menu items--the Stroopwafel flurry or the
> bacon cheese fries? They're advertised but I can't
> find them anywhere. And all the McDonalds around
> here are completely niggerfuxated, so anytime I've
> asked it's been all, "Ugga bugga bix nood
> muhfuggah muh dik we don got dat I ain no what you
> talkin bout, you wan fries widdat?" I thought I
> had a lead at a McD's on Columbia Pike, because
> they actually had a poster on the window, but the
> girl behind the counter was wearing a fucking
> burkah or something and wasn't any help either.
>
> I'd slap my momma for a Stroopwafel flurry, that
> shit sounds amazeballs. Anyone get lucky yet?

More like chentfuxated. *speaks broken English*

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