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List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: I hate ugly people ()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:24PM

Let's face it. Labor shortages, high real estate prices and trade wars... the next recession is on the horizon. Every place I got to, I am interacting with ugly people. They say DC is Hollywood for ugly people. Name a restaurant with an attractive bartender or waitress. I noticed the hooters Chantilly nowadays are really ugly girls.

I will start. Velocity Wings Chantilly, go check it out.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: gottor ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:17PM

your mother working in her kitchen. wait, you know that and beat us all to the punch, loverboy.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: LPJXM ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:21PM

Does anyone remember that Italian restaurant that was near the Chesapeake Bay Seafood House in Centerville? It looks like it's a Brick's Pizza now.

Anyways back in the early 1990s there was a quite beautiful waitress that worked there. Very Italian looking. Long dark hair, etc.

The reason I remembered her is, she was wearing a dark green military pilot's uniform. I could never figure out why she was wearing that. It added to the crush-factor.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: italian waitress ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:34PM

Honey, it's me, the Italian waitress. Did you ever take my advice and get your rotten teeth pulled, and a hairpiece for your bald head? I'm all yours . See you at Brick's Pizza at midnight.I'll be in my pilot's uniform...Zoom.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: I hate ugly people ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:42PM

Yes, my mother is indeed attractive, she was a model...
I just can't get over the fact that 99% of the DC area residents are all ugly/average looking people.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Wonder Woman Pilot ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:44PM

LPJXM Wrote:
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> Does anyone remember that Italian restaurant that
> was near the Chesapeake Bay Seafood House in
> Centerville? It looks like it's a Brick's Pizza
> now.
>
> Anyways back in the early 1990s there was a quite
> beautiful waitress that worked there. Very Italian
> looking. Long dark hair, etc.
>
> The reason I remembered her is, she was wearing a
> dark green military pilot's uniform. I could never
> figure out why she was wearing that. It added to
> the crush-factor.

Yes, I remember you darling. You always ordered 5 calzones bc you were morbidly obese. Also, your face looked like your neck vomited.....I remember u!
I’m manager at Ciro’s Pizza now. Come by and let me peg you with a hard breadstick!

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: djksadl;feqoituadnklavd;klv ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:45PM

Soap Bar

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: I hate ugly people ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:50PM

Haha.. idiots... I am the 1% giving girls tingles. While the rest of you provide for them, while we alpha males impregnate them and you raise our children.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: matildo ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:06PM

I hate ugly people Wrote:
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> Haha.. idiots... I am the 1% giving girls tingles.
> While the rest of you provide for them, while we
> alpha males impregnate them and you raise our
> children.


sounds like your model mother is at the top of your list, Tarzan.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: I hate ugly people ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:12PM

great comeback imbecile. want to play a lil game? Could I get your woman to cheat on you with me? Bet I could, $5,000.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Ryan McElveen! ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:58PM

I hate ugly people Wrote:
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> great comeback imbecile. want to play a lil game?
> Could I get your woman to cheat on you with me?
> Bet I could, $5,000.


where can I meet you, needle dick? I'm the one without the hair.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Why does OP care? ()
Date: June 07, 2019 01:35AM

The odds of picking up a bartender or waitress are slim and none, even if you got money. If you're high quality A-list actor type, rock star or star athlete, maybe, but even most of them strike out with the waitresses and bar tenders.

I knew several guys who could get in ANY girl's pants--ANY. They used to go home with some of these real gorgeous chix. Let them hit on an unremarkable bartender or waitress, though, and they went home alone that night.

Work the crowd, not the help.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Get serious... ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:04AM

And WORK it will be for assholes everywhere. Chicks just don't dig that macho, caveman, player schtick at all. It's a total turn-off.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Dumb faggets ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:13AM

To the faggets they couldn’t get laid in a morgue:
Read “the game” or “mystery method.”
It teaches you how to get 11/10’s

Read for once you assholes!

And for you cheeeeep assholes:
Read it in the store w/o buying it

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Uglytruth ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:23AM


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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Truth223344 ()
Date: June 10, 2019 03:17PM

I hate ugly people Wrote:
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> Yes, my mother is indeed attractive, she was a
> model...
> I just can't get over the fact that 99% of the DC
> area residents are all ugly/average looking
> people.


There is a lot of truth to this, unfortunately. Lots of below average women that think they're an 11 on a scale of ten when in reality they barely pass a two.

There's also a lot of angry fat dudes in this area as well.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: Raining on your parade ()
Date: June 10, 2019 03:48PM

Another thread where a very average looking guy with a small penis and wallet to match complains about the lack of 9 or 10 women.

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Re: List if restaurants with attractive bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: tommio ()
Date: June 10, 2019 09:19PM

I hate ugly people Wrote:
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> Yes, my mother is indeed attractive, she was a
> model...
> I just can't get over the fact that 99% of the DC
> area residents are all ugly/average looking
> people.


You sound desperate. How about a three way.....you, your model mother, and I. At least you will have a date, and I am up for a little action myself.

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