I can’t wait to graduate and get the fuck away from customer service as much as possible. I sinply can’t deal with stupidity and disrespect on a constant basis.

Graduate from what? Your spelling and sentence structure is horrible.

I hope you are foreign-born or an imbecile, otherwise there is no excuse.

Theresa May Wrote:
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> Graduate from what? Your spelling and sentence
> structure is horrible.
>
> I hope you are foreign-born or an imbecile,
> otherwise there is no excuse.


Ms. May, I am native born. Excuse my previous statement, I certainly did not expect to be critiqued with such rigorous scrutiny. To answer your question, in the upcoming school year I expect to graduate with a bachleors degree. My apologizes for my sub par writing, my anger tends to distirt my thought process. Anyhow carry on now.

Try this one. Previously worked in a Verizon FIOS/Residential call center when the union went out on strike for seven weeks in the spring of 2016, and I was away from home in a hotel most of that time. I was a back office IT type employee, not even management. This was the scariest job in my entire life, especially the first week on the job, as they only gave us some of the training before we came to answer telephone calls from customers. Some of the customers were great, even a handful were understanding us filling in for the regular reps out on the picket lines, others were more challenging and irate. Of course with tech stuff, which even in normal times, no one knows about everything, but your customers expect to you to know about everything. With not quite as many of us there as the regular reps, phone queues were long during the day, some customers waited up to an hour or more for us to answer. We did the best we could we could, with limited resources available, to more or less take care of customer concerns who called in, which unless the customer was up in years, it was issues such as billing on an account which was not Googleable how to fix.

Field support was even more limited, which somehow myself got out of climbing telephone poles to fix customer repair issues. One of my coworkers when we returned to our IT type work jobs, she was one of the field techs which she shared one day on strike duty found a snake in one of the street phone boxes in DC.

Whether we wanted to not, some of us had a serving spirit in concern for the customers, we had to do the strike duty or lose our jobs. I personally felt bad for the workers out on the picket line out of work, which where I was at, was not as bad as further up in north, say in New York heavily unionized areas. With short staffing, there was not many things where could leave for even part of a day or more, which some exceptions were an urgent personal medical issue or a death in the family. I do recall one worker on strike, who crossed the picket line, and came and was great floor support helping us with our calls coming in with the more challenging questions and issues customers had which we were not fully trained for.

Theresa May Wrote:
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> Graduate from what? Your spelling and sentence
> structure is horrible.
>
> I hope you are foreign-born or an imbecile,
> otherwise there is no excuse.

OP's writing might not be Hemingway-quality, but it's hardly "horrible". Especially compared with most of the goobers on here, who write like Trump speaks!

FFS Wrote:
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> Theresa May Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Graduate from what? Your spelling and sentence
> > structure is horrible.
> >
> > I hope you are foreign-born or an imbecile,
> > otherwise there is no excuse.
>
> OP's writing might not be Hemingway-quality, but
> it's hardly "horrible". Especially compared with to
> most of the goobers on here, who write like Trump
> speaks!

^ FIFY

Period goes inside end quote.

Unnecessary commas.

Compared to (not with) when saying that one thing resembles another or when making an analogy.

As a call center qa agent I see how many people who work at call centers just hate their job and I think that it's a huge problem because they spoil this business. If customer service related jobs aren't for you, quit and find something else.

I work the front desk at one of the better known Vienna glory holes. It's really no biggie. I just check the IDs and collect the admission fee. If they want any of the "accessories" on display, I sell them and collect payment. It's pretty boring. Most of these guys don't have a lot to say to you. They just want to get inside and "get busy". When they're done, they just leave.

When I was a Vienna Glory Hole Attendant back in the day, conditions were horrible!
We were commanded to work, work, work. No breaks, no lunch. I reached a point where I could no longer swallow it anymore. Fortunately, a rep from Local 5, Plumbers & Pipefitter Union was being serviced and he recognized how Union representation could immediately impact Vienna Glory Hole Attendants. The dues were worth it. Life improved. We got union breaks, lunch breaks and the head guy was always available for us.

It was a tough gig, but there are SO MANY in Vienna alone---hopefully the union is continuing to help.

Vienna Department of Labor never cared (except to get free service.)

The union has been fucking up our operation, but as the attorney for the Vienna Glory Hole organization, we are working on ways to get rid of the Union.

This is troubling news.
I have received satisfying service from all the Vienna Glory Hole servicing agents.
I do hope that the head-blowing service continues unabated.

Vienna Glory Hole patron Wrote:
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> This is troubling news.
> I have received satisfying service from all the
> Vienna Glory Hole servicing agents.
> I do hope that the head-blowing service continues
> unabated.


Don’t worry, once these union issues get worked out, our excellent service will continue as usual. Mike Mattress and Vinnie Vienna have refused to join the union, so they are still our top servicing agents.

Hey! No kidding!!

Mike Mattress & Vinnie Vienna have been giving EXCELLENT service for years!
Head of the class!!

In fact, Mike Mattress made an appearance tonight at Vienna's Halloween parade. He was on the Vienna Glory Hole float wearing cheekless trousers!

Another Vienna Glory Hole patron Wrote:
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> Hey! No kidding!!
>
> Mike Mattress & Vinnie Vienna have been giving
> EXCELLENT service for years!
> Head of the class!!
>
> In fact, Mike Mattress made an appearance tonight
> at Vienna's Halloween parade. He was on the
> Vienna Glory Hole float wearing cheekless
> trousers!


Yes, Mikey was so cute in his cheekless trousers.

Freddie the fag Wrote:
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> Another Vienna Glory Hole patron Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey! No kidding!!
> >
> > Mike Mattress & Vinnie Vienna have been giving
> > EXCELLENT service for years!
> > Head of the class!!
> >
> > In fact, Mike Mattress made an appearance
> tonight
> > at Vienna's Halloween parade. He was on the
> > Vienna Glory Hole float wearing cheekless
> > trousers!
>
>
> Yes, Mikey was so cute in his cheekless trousers.


You gotta be kidding me!!?? Really??

Godammit!

I had to watch the Nats! Fuck!

My Vienna Glory Hole hero is Mikey Mattress!!

I hope that gets posted on IG or YT!!!

EVERYONE that works customer service or retail f***ing hates it. 96% of people are cool and 4% are dicks, and sadly the 4% are enough to make you hate your life.

Lot of retail managers, aged 30+, are easy lays.
Obviously don’t hit Springfield mall. Columbia mall is a hike but so much ass there.

If you can clip your own toenails, you have a chance.

Just hit the bars around the mall at closing time.

I bet Potomac mills retail pussy is ez too, but Maryland pussy takes it in the ass.

Retail ho bags Wrote:
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> Lot of retail managers, aged 30+, are easy lays.
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OH YES! I don't know why nobody wants these women, but, they're really OK. They aren't runway material or centerfold material, but they're OK. They might be missing a few pounds or have a few extra, but, they're OK. A lot of them are pretty good lays & the worst of them are OK lays.


I had my first 1, who could have been arrested for statutory. I was 16, she was 34 & divorced. Working p/t time in a retail store. OK face & ass, nice tits & about 10 extra lbs, dressed OK. I was inexperienced & couldn't read the obvious signs until she finally hit me over the head with it. Of course, as a 16 yo, I was in paradise. It lasted until she got into a car accident & was crippled. I went to visit her in the hosp. a couple of times. They moved her eventually & wouldn't tell me where they took her.

2nd 1 was when I was 19. Had a good paying summer internship but still needed a few extra bucks. 32, single, scrawny but a tight pussy that just wouldn't let go of your dick. She came on to me fast & made no bones about what she wanted. After about an hour in her bed, my head was so spun around I didn't know if I should beg for mercy or beg for more. I begged for more. I told her I couldn't believe she didn't have a bf. She didn't want to go anywhere, didn't want me to spend anything o n her, she just wanted to fuck. THE TIGHTEST pussy I've ever felt to this day. She got a better job offer in Phoenix, so she left.

Last 1 was when I graduated but didn't start my job until Oct. So I got this job at a retail store. Mgr. was 40 but well preserved. About 20 extra lbs, but still a nice face, ass & tits that gravity hadn't done much damage to. She liked fancy frilly underwear and showed it to me the 1st week. I found out why she picked me. I was about her size & she wanted a bf who'd play dress ups with her. I've never had a woman who could suck cock like she could, so I went along with playing dress ups. I left there to start my new job, but she knew up front that was happening.

Who wants to deal with this mall or that mall traffic when you need only visit one of Vienna's plentiful glory holes.

You don't have to buy dinner for a glory hole and you don't have to persuade it or even talk to it.

Easy. Simple. And oh so satisfying!

Vienna Glory Holes: let's get off there!

Vienna Glory Hole patron Wrote:
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> Who wants to deal with this mall or that mall
> traffic when you need only visit one of Vienna's
> plentiful glory holes.
>
> You don't have to buy dinner for a glory hole and
> you don't have to persuade it or even talk to it.
>
>
> Easy. Simple. And oh so satisfying!
>
> Vienna Glory Holes: let's get off there!

Come on down, Mikey Mattress and Vinnie Vienna are waiting to satisfy all your needs.

Before I visited Vienna Glory Holes for the first time, I checked their reviews on Yelp. Mikey Mattress and a Vinnie Vienna had reviews. Mikey Mattress had great reviews, but the reviews for Vinnie Vienna weren't very good. Several reviews mentioned too much teeth. I must have gotten him. I have teeth marks all over my peter.

first-timer Wrote:
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> Before I visited Vienna Glory Holes for the first
> time, I checked their reviews on Yelp. Mikey
> Mattress and a Vinnie Vienna had reviews. Mikey
> Mattress had great reviews, but the reviews for
> Vinnie Vienna weren't very good. Several reviews
> mentioned too much teeth. I must have gotten him.
> I have teeth marks all over my peter.


We apologize for the subpar performance of our employee Vinnie Vienna. He tries to give excellent service but sometimes his teeth do cause problems. We are working on getting him some dental work done that should the situation.

Sorry I meant should help the situation.

Despite some minor flaws in delivery of service to the genreal public, the customer service division steps-up and offers a public apology!!

Such a reaction can only occur in a situation where the agents of customer service enjoy their work. Clearly, the customer service department of Vienna Glory Holes take great pleasure and satisfaction in the provision of top notch service to their millions of satisfied customers!!

That's why they say:

Vienna Glory Holes: Put Your Money Where Our Mouth Is!

Excellent Customer Service Wrote:
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> Despite some minor flaws in delivery of service to
> the genreal public, the customer service division
> steps-up and offers a public apology!!
>
> Such a reaction can only occur in a situation
> where the agents of customer service enjoy their
> work. Clearly, the customer service department of
> Vienna Glory Holes take great pleasure and
> satisfaction in the provision of top notch service
> to their millions of satisfied customers!!
>
> That's why they say:
>
> Vienna Glory Holes: Put Your Money Where Our Mouth
> Is!

Thanks for the great review. Please stop by any evening and can get a free BJ from Mikey Mattress.

Well, Vienna Glory Holes certainly deserves praise... C'mon! They go the extra mile!! Hardly anyone does that anymore!!

And I've tried to spread the word, too. I'm pretty sure I've got clients from Fairfax City, Penderbrook, Falls Church, and even from Mike Mattress' favorite: the Town of Mosaic!! It's just the you guys are awesome!

There is no place like Vienna Glory Holes!

More good news. We have made an appointment for Vinnie Vienna on Tuesday with a top dentist in the area, for a consultation to fix his teeth.

That's GREAT news! At Vienna Glory Holes Mike and Vinnie are like Scherzer & Strasburg!! Good teeth on a VGH Vinnie make it a winning team!

I service my female custs. all the time & love it!

Woodysporter Wrote:
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> I service my female custs. all the time & love it!


I'm a girl looking for service... are you wit VGH, too!

Does VGH have a high franchise fee?
I'm thinking coop with mobile food operators...

Carrie Cougar Wrote:
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> Woodysporter Wrote:
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> > I service my female custs. all the time & love
> it!
>
>
> I'm a girl looking for service... are you wit VGH,
> too!


I don't live in Vancouver, but I do like older chix. I'm 19.

Cust. Svc. Is some pretty gay shit.

KWT6W Wrote:
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> Try this one. Previously worked in a Verizon
> FIOS/Residential call center when the union went
> out on strike for seven weeks in the spring of
> 2016, and I was away from home in a hotel most of
> that time. I was a back office IT type employee,
> not even management. This was the scariest job in
> my entire life, especially the first week on the
> job, as they only gave us some of the training
> before we came to answer telephone calls from
> customers. Some of the customers were great, even
> a handful were understanding us filling in for the
> regular reps out on the picket lines, others were
> more challenging and irate. Of course with tech
> stuff, which even in normal times, no one knows
> about everything, but your customers expect to you
> to know about everything. With not quite as many
> of us there as the regular reps, phone queues were
> long during the day, some customers waited up to
> an hour or more for us to answer. We did the best
> we could we could, with limited resources
> available, to more or less take care of customer
> concerns who called in, which unless the customer
> was up in years, it was issues such as billing on
> an account which was not Googleable how to fix.
>
> Field support was even more limited, which somehow
> myself got out of climbing telephone poles to fix
> customer repair issues. One of my coworkers when
> we returned to our IT type work jobs, she was one
> of the field techs which she shared one day on
> strike duty found a snake in one of the street
> phone boxes in DC.
>
> Whether we wanted to not, some of us had a serving
> spirit in concern for the customers, we had to do
> the strike duty or lose our jobs. I personally
> felt bad for the workers out on the picket line
> out of work, which where I was at, was not as bad
> as further up in north, say in New York heavily
> unionized areas. With short staffing, there was
> not many things where could leave for even part of
> a day or more, which some exceptions were an
> urgent personal medical issue or a death in the
> family. I do recall one worker on strike, who
> crossed the picket line, and came and was great
> floor support helping us with our calls coming in
> with the more challenging questions and issues
> customers had which we were not fully trained for.

#1 in the 80's they only gave those jobs to women

#2 no i don't feel sorry for you, anyone working for verizon is a chronic liar or is fired for not being a chronic liar

#3 move to india, that's where your job is

NXPXK Wrote:
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> Cust. Svc. Is some pretty gay shit.

BILL CLINTON EXPLAINED HE WAS HELPING CHINA INDUSTRIALIZE BECAUSE AMERICANS DIDN'T WANT FACTORY JOBS AND FACTORIES WERE BAD FOR THE NATION (if you've seen china's growth - 200% compared to 2%, and population supported, you'd question if standing around to insure chinese shit isn't stolen by "customers" is an answer to life)

Walmart has the best customer service job because the Basical will pay For your College tuition.

https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2019/06/04/walmart-adds-14-tech-degrees-certificates-to-live-better-u-college-offering-expands-debt-free-college-to-high-schoolers-and-creates-graduation-bonuses

Vienna Glory Holes has received the JDPOWER award for customer service, led by veterans Mike Mattress and Vinnie Vienna.

Accept no substitutes.