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Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Bring the kiddies bring the wife ()
Date: May 24, 2019 12:39PM

Food, fun, music, crafts, and rides! 10 to 10 Saturday. 10 to 10 Sunday. 10 to 6 Monday. Free admission. Limited parking downtown, but free parking and shuttle rides every 20 minutes to and from James Madison HS and the North side of the Vienna Metro station. Carnival rides (there are 24 of them) are $3 to $5 each. $48 worth of tickets for $40, or buy an all-day wristband for $35 and ride on into the night! Having been some days in preparation, a splendid time is guaranteed for all!

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Liberal Parent ()
Date: May 24, 2019 12:43PM

Is Mr. Knick Knack going to be performing? My 7 year old loves him for some reason.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Disparate Impact ()
Date: May 24, 2019 12:45PM

As long as you're not black.
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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Funnel cakes coming... ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:22PM

It's a family event, but everyone will be welcome at Viva! Vienna! Police will of course be doing crowd control and will also be on the lookout for any itinerant assholes happening through. We know these types have a great deal of difficulty in navigating the streets of Vienna, but you can never be too careful in weeding out these sorts of mindless downscale trouble-makers before they become a problem.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Please note the event signs ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:28PM

We don't want any trouble.


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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Enjoy the ride ()
Date: May 24, 2019 02:13PM

On the Main Stage Saturday...

10:00 AM THE VIENNA SINGING PRINCESSES!
Spectacular Kid Show with Music & Song

11:00 AM C4 PERFORMING ARTS
Storytelling, Balloon Animals!

11:30 AM MAPLE ACADEMY OF IRISH DANCE
Yes, Irish Line Dancing

12:00 PM THE VIENNA SINGING PRINCESSES!
Spectacular Kid Show with Music & Song

1:00 PM VIENNA COMMUNITY BAND

2:00 PM THE RESTLESS
Spirit Rock

3:00 PM MUDLARK
Rock, Blues & Soul

4:00 - 6:00 PM DEDICATIONS / FAT CHANCE
1st hour soul, 2nd hour rock!

7:00 PM MARY LOU AND THE DRUGSTORE LOVERS
Tasty Tunes!

All Day Long
Yummy Carnival Eats Available Everywhere!

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Always fun for the whole family ()
Date: May 24, 2019 02:43PM

Don't miss the good old fashioned lynching after the show!


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But if you do you can swing by later. The boys will be hanging around for a while!

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: nigs need to use S. Park St. ()
Date: May 24, 2019 03:59PM

NO WAY!!! You got Mudlark! Un. B. Lee. Va. Bull.

lol

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Yo. Assholes ()
Date: May 24, 2019 04:27PM

There is no such thing as S Park Street.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: A Vienna must-see! ()
Date: May 24, 2019 04:50PM

The traditional negro dragging down Main Street.
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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Yo. Assholes ()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:02PM

There is no Main Street either.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: MAC the Knife ()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:21PM

The Maple Avenue Commercial (MAC) zone reinforces Maple Avenue’s role as the Town of Vienna’s Main Street. The MAC is a voluntary zoning designation that encourages redevelopment of older properties along Maple Avenue and creation of pedestrian-friendly, mixed-use projects that include retail, office, residential uses, and negro dragging. The MAC is specifically designed to maintain and promote the Town's 21st century small-town character and, by focusing mixed-use development in the commercial corridor, to protect the Town's single-family neighborhoods and negro dragging. It encourages a higher quality hometown experience for residents, visitors, and businesses by implementing a balanced, community-oriented, collaborative approach to negro dragging.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Vienna Old Timer ()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:37PM

I remember as a boy when we'd get up on a summer morning, find ourselves a negro, and drag 'em around all day 'til we came home at dark.

Hard to find a good draggin' negro these days. Kind of an endangered species with only about 500 of 'em left in town.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Laugh laugh laugh ()
Date: May 24, 2019 06:05PM

^^^ Can’t afford te price of admission to Viva! Vienna!

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Scott Kelly ()
Date: May 24, 2019 06:22PM

Did you know that you can see the blinding whiteness of Vienna from the International Space Station?


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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Losers Losers Losers ()
Date: May 24, 2019 06:29PM

^^^ Will never finish work on his GED.

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Ralph Northam ()
Date: May 24, 2019 08:26PM

Don't forget face painting for the kids!


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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: justify ()
Date: May 24, 2019 10:29PM

Mr Northam has been cleared. Although he admitted to painting hisself black and invrestigatory team has found he dindu nuffin. Mr northam will be running for prez in 2020 and he do be a good ole boy dixie democrat. in other words he do be racisit and will be lected cause he be a democrat

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Re: Old time holiday cheer
Posted by: Justin Fairfax ()
Date: May 24, 2019 10:51PM

Don't worry, if the negroes aren't enthusiastic about voting for us then we'll make them suck that dick.

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