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Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Ned ()
Date: May 21, 2019 09:07AM

What defining momment in history did the Nissa. ALTIMA become a black persons car? Did a popular rapper start driving it with 20 inch rims? Why do they always have dents? What do they always drive erratically? Why do the turn signals never work?

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Nissan McGee ()
Date: May 21, 2019 09:52AM

Homies love Nissans, especially Maximas, also known as Blaximas.

Why do homies wear bluetooth ear pieces?

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Nog history professor ()
Date: May 21, 2019 11:01AM

It started in the 90’s when black Altima’s became the car to drive if you were a mid-level drug dealer. The first level drug dealers drive Sentra’s. It was the status symbol to let other nogs know you made it to mid-level drug dealer. Maximas are for upper mid-level drug dealers. And the top tier nog drug dealers and pimps drive Mercedes, BMW’s and Range Rovers.
They have dents and drive erratically without signaling because all nogs drive like idiots. They don’t give a shit.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Respondent ()
Date: May 21, 2019 01:23PM

I just got one as a rental car and I hate the damned thing. uncomfortable, difficult to drive, confusing signals and an owner's manual that's ZERO help. I thought Mazdas were bad, this thing is awful.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: bring shame to Japan ()
Date: May 21, 2019 01:25PM

They love their Dodge chargers too, another complete POS

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: May 21, 2019 01:32PM

Respondent Wrote:
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> I just got one as a rental car and I hate the
> damned thing. uncomfortable, difficult to drive,
> confusing signals and an owner's manual that's
> ZERO help. I thought Mazdas were bad, this thing
> is awful.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^That's how we know you're white. A nog would say it's an amazing ride, easy to drive and they never use signals and can't even conceive of a BOOK with information in it about the car...what nigga needs that???

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: O.G. ()
Date: May 21, 2019 02:27PM

Let's not forget the all-time nigger rides...

Any FoMoCo Panther platform...because poh-leece car.

Any GM G-Body...because "personal luxury coupe" draws all kinds of trash.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Rupert Pupkin ()
Date: May 21, 2019 03:30PM

The ultimate nigga ride today is the Chrysler 300. Every nigger driving that swears he has a Bentley.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Only explanation ()
Date: May 21, 2019 09:47PM

I believe Nissan at some point must have set a much lower bar to qualify for financing.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Check this out ()
Date: May 23, 2019 05:31PM

Rupert Pupkin Wrote:
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> The ultimate nigga ride today is the Chrysler 300.
> Every nigger driving that swears he has a
> Bentley.
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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Motorspeak ()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:49PM

While local law enforcement favor the Dodge Charger, seems odd that
both African Americans along with white trash rednecks are also
choosing the Charger as their ride in the local area.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: PNCLM ()
Date: May 25, 2019 09:23AM

Motorspeak Wrote:
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> Dodge
> Charger,
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>
>
>


I test drove a Charger with the most powerful hemi available. That thing kicks some serious butt and it doesn't need 100 octane premium and dual points to do it, which my DeSoto does. The displacement of both is the same, 345 cubes, and both have hemispherical combustion chambers, but those are the only two things that they have in common. This new engine is new from the first casting up. The Manager offered me an even up trade for the DeSoto, but I turned him down.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: CelinaJane ()
Date: June 29, 2022 02:47AM

Do you think that is what this car company intentionally created? I think Nissan must have lowered the requirements for financing at some time. stickman fighter

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Greggo Stolz ()
Date: October 18, 2022 06:04AM

Oh, that's so true, some of the rental cars are just awful. I've tried some of them, and it definitely wasn't the best experience.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: Lommon ()
Date: October 18, 2022 06:33AM

Maybe you were driving a car that wasn't for you, and I can tell you it can be pretty problematic to find a car that's the best for your preferences. Well, in my case, it wasn't a problem to find a good car with Exotic Car Rentals Miami, so I think you just need to take a look at decent car rental services to change your mind.

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Re: Question about Nissan Altima
Posted by: DIE SPAMMER!!!!! ()
Date: October 18, 2022 08:26AM

Lommon Wrote:
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> Maybe you were driving a car that wasn't for you,
> and I can tell you it can be pretty problematic to
> find a car that's the best for your preferences.
> Well, in my case, it wasn't a problem to find a
> good car with href="http://premierautomiami.com/">Exotic Car
> Rentals Miami
, so I think you just need to
> take a look at decent car rental services to
> change your mind.


Eat shit and die spammer




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