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New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Tilt-A-Wheel ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:17AM

First and foremost I am not new to Fairfax, but what are some of the best things you could tell an out of towner about this great city?

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:48AM

I am thinking TROLL ^

Fairfax was great 30 years ago. Now it is a sanctuary thanks to a lefty commie leaning Board of Supervisors.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: vinyl siding everywhere ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:57AM

Fairfax county Virginia:
A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame, bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with characterless subdivisions populated with characterless people and the poor immigrants that serve them, this place is so utterly conventional and uninteresting that it actually makes Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb. It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That city sucks because it is the center of government, and to be successful in government, one must be as uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as possible. Any individual considering giving birth and raising children should realize that forcing them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally, for the rest of their lives.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Hmmmm mmmmmm.mmmm ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:14AM

If you’re a retarded illegal, this is heaven!

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Cop Out ()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:29AM

Introduce yourself to the Borge Sisters

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Amazon is coming too... ()
Date: May 18, 2019 09:36AM

Carpetbaggers over the past half century or so have turned this one-time backward dust-patch into a truly great area all in all -- a vibrant, bohemian social and economic area where one and all are welcomed on the strength of their intellectual drive and creativity. As you can see from the above however, there are still some real odd ones on the loose around here. Just a bunch of addlepated right-wing goobers and creepazoids for the most part though, while the rest of us tend to be stand-up folks.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: May 18, 2019 11:15AM

Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: vinyl siding everywhere ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:57AM

Fairfax county Virginia:
A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame, bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with characterless subdivisions populated with characterless people and the poor immigrants that serve them, this place is so utterly conventional and uninteresting that it actually makes Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb. It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That city sucks because it is the center of government, and to be successful in government, one must be as uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as possible. Any individual considering giving birth and raising children should realize that forcing them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally, for the rest of their lives.


^^^^Well stated. Very nicely done.
You should post more often - especially if you are NOT a flaming liberal.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Low class dimwits ()
Date: May 18, 2019 12:01PM

It's the mindless Trump-suckers who spoil things here. Bunch of uneducated racist bottom-feeders who can't deal with modernity. .

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Jibjab ()
Date: May 18, 2019 02:08PM

^^^^It is the Trumptards that are descendants of union soldiers that fought
to free black men. Go virtue signal somewhere else.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: The bigger they come... ()
Date: May 18, 2019 04:03PM

Right. Massive Resistance was all a Yankee plot! God, but you're stupid!

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Round-a-shout ()
Date: May 18, 2019 05:03PM

Be on the watch for senseless traffic round-a-bouts. They pop up in areas that clearly have no need for them.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: Traffic cop ()
Date: May 18, 2019 05:47PM

Yield to traffic already in the circle and you’ll be fine. It’s those who struggle with 2+2 who have trouble with the circles.

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Re: New to Fairfax, Virginia
Posted by: BODGE mufffukkkkah ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:01PM

Cop Out Wrote:
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> Introduce yourself to the Borge Sisters


It’s “Bodge” muffukkkkkah! I’ve worshipped them for over 25yrs but I’m too meek, like you, to speak with either of them!

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