Re: Tyson’s Corner compared to other malls
Date: May 20, 2019 11:18AM
I would have to agree, places like the Mosaic District are taking the place of traditional malls. It has more of an open concept to it, with stores and restaurants. There is a particular place there that does fantastic oysters, which I absolutely love - great selection too. The problem is, they give me horrific, sloppy diarrhea. I decided to brave it last weekend, and had a dozen and did just fine. Until I got to the parking lot. I knew I was seconds away from a fecal tsunami, so I squatted next to a car where no one could see me and unloaded.
Unfortunately, the foul spray managed to coat the driver’s side door including the handle and mirror. I left a note saying I would pay for a car wash, but didn’t leave contact info. The best oyster I had was a Rappahannock.