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Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: Never do it ()
Date: May 16, 2019 08:39PM

That way if she's interested she'll text you. Jus sayin

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: raise her interest ()
Date: May 16, 2019 08:54PM

You can get a low interest girl to fuck you if your game is on point. So no. I would have left so much pussy on the table had I followed that rule.

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: 0u812 ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:12PM

Ohyouateonetwo

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: CPA ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:59PM

I always approach a woman and tell I’m “putting the ball in her court” and slip her by business card. I tell her if you wanna grab a drink sometime, call. More often than not within 2-3 days, I’m balls deep in the balloon knot.

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: harrygame ()
Date: May 17, 2019 11:23PM

I walk around downtown DC with an 8 inch pepperoni taped to my right thigh wearing semi tight pants. I usually get the Oscar Meyer that is in flexible plastic. It almost always gets me some good attention and several times got me some good poontang.

Where did I get the idea? Years ago I was dating an RN in NYC that shared with me the story of this guido that was at the disco and wound up unconscious ( I don't have all the details about why he went unconscious ) he wound up in the emergency room and was undressed by the nursing staff and they all had a good laugh when they discovered he had a pepperoni taped to his leg.

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: dick.suck.purr ()
Date: May 17, 2019 11:35PM

What kind of women get picked up offa pepperoni? Prob conservative women who are accustomed to sucking on donkey dicks. Liberal women know shit from shinola as they go done on the quarter hour.

You ever try one sausage on each leg?

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: identifier of butt pirates ()
Date: May 18, 2019 12:39AM

anyone who posts to this thread obviously smokes pole, except for me, of course.

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: Pepperoni story true ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:32AM

I worked as a trainer and wore just spandex pants.
I would get so many stares at my package.
I wouldn’t use pepperoni, I would use a yam! Women want to be stretched out and not poked!
Ask your friend with the long dick-these mofo’s are constantly in a state of fear their dick will snap when it’s in a pussy.

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Re: Never ask a girl for her number.....give her yours
Posted by: Benapole Sistah ()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:13AM

Pepperoni story true Wrote:
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Don't all of us want to be "stretched out", DUMBASS. Y'all can read all this shit about how the vaginal canal be stretchin and shit, but they don't tell y'all it hurt some women. Like me, a real thin black woman. It be why I date chunky white guys. They got a penis that be small or small side of average and they fits me just right. I done tried these brothas with they pussy splitters and that shit hurts! These chunky white guys be just the right fit.

And sides that, they be happy for any GF and they treat you good, too. And sorry my brothas. but when it comes to eatin pussy, you just don't got it. Them white boys be born to it.

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