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Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: gigjeojeoifjew ()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:30AM

Got into a pretty serious crash where both vehicle became inoperable. Took DC police about one hour to respond. Wtf is going on in DC that causes police to respond that late?

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Lose your head ()
Date: April 14, 2019 05:34AM

I remember going to a Nationals game back when you could park at RFK stadium and get a free bus over. On the way back after the game I saw about 15 DC police cars, and I assumed it was a DUI checkpoint.

Turns out a work outing rented an open top double-decker bus, and two of the people were standing up on the seats. When the bus went under the overpass, they were decapitated.

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Thank God for sickle cell ()
Date: April 14, 2019 07:59AM

Lose your head Wrote:
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> I remember going to a Nationals game back when you
> could park at RFK stadium and get a free bus over.
> On the way back after the game I saw about 15 DC
> police cars, and I assumed it was a DUI
> checkpoint.
>
> Turns out a work outing rented an open top
> double-decker bus, and two of the people were
> standing up on the seats. When the bus went under
> the overpass, they were decapitated.

Too many niggers in DC.

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Ten Years After ()
Date: April 14, 2019 08:34AM

The fatalities in that 2008 bus-bridge incident were on the way to Nats Park, and they were white and from Fairfax County - one from Centreville, and one from Sterling.

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Phil McCrackin ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:09AM

gigjeojeoifjew Wrote:
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> Got into a pretty serious crash where both vehicle
> became inoperable. Took DC police about one hour
> to respond. Wtf is going on in DC that causes
> police to respond that late?


MPD would rather pick up dogshit than work a simple crash. If you want them there quicker, when you call 911 tell them it's on fire with people trapped and hot naked white bitches running around everywhere.

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:42AM

Lose your head Wrote:
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> I remember going to a Nationals game back when you
> could park at RFK stadium and get a free bus over.
> On the way back after the game I saw about 15 DC
> police cars, and I assumed it was a DUI
> checkpoint.
>
> Turns out a work outing rented an open top
> double-decker bus, and two of the people were
> standing up on the seats. When the bus went under
> the overpass, they were decapitated.

Did that make that years Darwin Award semifinalists?

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Fact - ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:50AM

Lose your head Wrote:
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> I remember going to a Nationals game back when you
> could park at RFK stadium and get a free bus over.
> On the way back after the game I saw about 15 DC
> police cars, and I assumed it was a DUI
> checkpoint.
>
> Turns out a work outing rented an open top
> double-decker bus, and two of the people were
> standing up on the seats. When the bus went under
> the overpass, they were decapitated.

Should have had signage on the bus, the seats, and the bridge to warn of the dangers of standing on the seats while the bus is in motion.

And all of the signage should be in the 6 most popular languages.

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Not Likerer of Nanny State ()
Date: April 14, 2019 12:06PM

........too busy giving out seat belt summonses...............

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Re: Got into an accident in DC....took police one hour to respond
Posted by: Cokehead Jim Vance ()
Date: April 14, 2019 06:37PM

Ten Years After Wrote:
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> The fatalities in that 2008 bus-bridge incident
> were on the way to Nats Park, and they were white
> and from Fairfax County - one from Centreville,
> and one from Sterling.

It was a nigger bus driver-look it up!

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