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Five Guys
Posted by: Mount Jackson, Va ()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:17PM

I known I’m going to take flak for this post, but liberals hate America.

Look at all the posts during the last week. They are not proud of their country, and hate the country their grandfathers fought for.

Oh well, it’s actually only one person posting on the left. Over and over again. Commence posting below ¥¥¥¥

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: OP is a butt pirate! ()
Date: April 11, 2019 07:46PM

OP likes the “taste” of “five guys(all at once” in his mouth!

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: BJH3U ()
Date: April 11, 2019 07:47PM

Five Guys is good but too expensive.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: xjwcv ()
Date: April 12, 2019 12:50PM

Absolutely too expensive. Small cheeseburger, smallest fries, and drink will set you back almost $15

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: I da ho ()
Date: April 12, 2019 01:36PM

It’s supposed to be the most unhealthy fast-food meals you can get.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Demographics ()
Date: April 12, 2019 01:37PM

Mount Jackson, Va Wrote:
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> Look at all the posts during the last week. They
> are not proud of their country, and hate the
> country their grandfathers fought for.
>

What are you babbling about? People whose grandfathers fought in WW2 are collecting social security today. Vietnam? Come on. Fewer than one in five males who came of age during the 1964-70 time period served in that action, and Vietnam saw a greater participation than any other post WW2 conflict.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: You keep lying ()
Date: April 12, 2019 02:00PM

You are an idiot, my grandfathers fought in WWII and I am many years away from social security.

You have made yourself look very foolish with your lies.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Well, then... ()
Date: April 13, 2019 03:16AM

This lil morsel stands for the meaty, yum yum milk shakey love for Five Guys...
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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: 26 v 19 ()
Date: April 13, 2019 11:08PM

You keep lying Wrote:
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> You are an idiot, my grandfathers fought in WWII
> and I am many years away from social security.
>
> You have made yourself look very foolish with your
> lies.

My grandfather was 29 when Pearl Harbor was attacked and had two kids. In W2 the median age of the U.S. soldier was 26, unlike in Vietnam when it was around 19. It was not unusual for soldiers in WW2 to have kids before they entered service.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Eye exam for a gay... ()
Date: April 14, 2019 01:26AM

Dear fucking God!!! Are you seriously disputing age of veterans and their kin when there is a scrumptious set of baba-loons staring at you????

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: April 14, 2019 11:10AM

^^^ Indeed, well said. How impressive of a set they are too. Great post well, then. Please share more if you have them.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Bridge out ahead... ()
Date: April 14, 2019 11:22AM

Eye exam for a gay... Wrote:
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> Dear fucking God!!! Are you seriously disputing
> age of veterans and their kin when there is a
> scrumptious set of baba-loons staring at you????

Life is hard for those who allow their penises to lead them through it.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: smart shopper ()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:25PM

xjwcv Wrote:
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> Absolutely too expensive. Small cheeseburger,
> smallest fries, and drink will set you back almost
> $15

Never, ever buy fountain drinks. Order a free cup of water instead. Or bring your own container and fill it with water. Soft drinks have a huge mark up. Fries are also marked up significantly.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Self-Righteous Old Goat ()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:30PM

Bridge out ahead... Wrote:
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> Eye exam for a gay... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear fucking God!!! Are you seriously disputing
> > age of veterans and their kin when there is a
> > scrumptious set of baba-loons staring at
> you????
>
> Life is hard for those who allow their penises to
> lead them through it.


Which explains why it's so hard 4 U. If U weren't so hung up on Ur gay BF cruising on U, U would still have a little money. Not too much, but more than U have now.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Señor Citizen ()
Date: April 15, 2019 02:01PM

I went to Five Guys last year and played a joke on my girlfriend: I got an extra bag, cut a hole in the bottom, put my dick in it, and told her they were extra fries in my lap.

Long story short, I got arrested. Not for the stunt, but because I’m an illegal immigrant. I was let out though, and hang out at the 7/11 in Culmore. Trump is a horrible person, and not my president.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: 5guys1cup ()
Date: April 15, 2019 06:52PM

I really just wanted to see the new poopy video: Five Guys 1 Cup

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: ident ()
Date: April 24, 2019 06:58AM

OP is banned user William Moreno, aka Mr. Misery. He has some fascination with Mount Jackson VA.
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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: What a dope... ()
Date: April 24, 2019 09:01AM

Señor Citizen Wrote:
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> I went to Five Guys last year and played a joke on
> my girlfriend: I got an extra bag, cut a hole in
> the bottom, put my dick in it, and told her they
> were extra fries in my lap. Long story short, I got
> arrested. Not for the stunt, but because I’m an illegal
> immigrant. I was let out though, and hang out at the
> 7/11i in Culmore. Trump is a horrible person, and not
> my president.

^^^ Reason #6 why they should end study hall in middle school.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: burger lover ()
Date: April 24, 2019 09:08AM

Fosters is better than 5 guys. Show your govt employee ID at Fosters and get 15% off, that keeps a burger-fry-drink meal just under 10 bucks.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Down with opp ()
Date: April 24, 2019 10:57AM

The best burger I ever ate was in 1997. I had just gotten out of jail after a few too many alcohol-related driving incidents, and was sitting at home watching a show about Pol Pot. The doorbell rang and it was my neighbor saying that some mail meant for me went to him, and he gave it to me.

When looking through the mail, I realized that I needed to go to the bathroom, so I did. Why are you still reading this? It ends up with me going to Burger King.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Weird coincidence ()
Date: April 24, 2019 11:01AM

Down with opp Wrote:
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> The best burger I ever ate was in 1997. I had just
> gotten out of jail after a few too many
> alcohol-related driving incidents, and was sitting
> at home watching a show about Pol Pot. The
> doorbell rang and it was my neighbor saying that
> some mail meant for me went to him, and he gave it
> to me.
>
> When looking through the mail, I realized that I
> needed to go to the bathroom, so I did. Why are
> you still reading this? It ends up with me going
> to Burger King.

Very interesting. I had a really good Whopper at Burger King in 1996.

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Hardees fan ()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:01PM

If you ever get to a Hardees the Monster thickburger is so good that you got to try one. At only 1,420 calories you just cant beat it!
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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: buffet ()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:30PM

i really like that song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”, by Jimmy Buffet

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: Normally I don’t go to Maryland ()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:35PM

Jimmy Buffet reminds me of the time in 1988 when I went to Paul Revere, a buffet restaurant in Ocean City MD. I went to get ice cream afterwards, but there were no bowls so I put the ice cream on a plate. The plates had just gone through the dishwasher, and were very warm, so by the time I got back to my seat the ice cream had all melted!!!

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: pathetic ()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:37PM

Demographics Wrote:
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> Mount Jackson, Va Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at all the posts during the last week.
> They
> > are not proud of their country, and hate the
> > country their grandfathers fought for.
> >
>
> What are you babbling about? People whose
> grandfathers fought in WW2 are collecting social
> security today. Vietnam? Come on. Fewer than
> one in five males who came of age during the
> 1964-70 time period served in that action, and
> Vietnam saw a greater participation than any other
> post WW2 conflict.


Both of my grandfathers fought in WWII and I am YEARS away from SS benefits, not that I'd get back what the government took.

In all honesty, the lack of knowledge displayed on a daily basis by liberals would be funny if it weren't so fukin pitiful

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Re: Five Guys
Posted by: much much better option ()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:42PM

burger lover Wrote:
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> Fosters is better than 5 guys. Show your govt
> employee ID at Fosters and get 15% off, that keeps
> a burger-fry-drink meal just under 10 bucks.


Absofrikinlutely. Fosters is 100x better than five guys. I've never been impressed with five guys, too greasy, too expensive, over rated.

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