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Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: March 13, 2019 10:43PM

Given the list of the following types of people, who would you pick to be your new neighbor and why?

Faggots
Nignogs
Mexicans
Lesbians (the ugly kind)
Chinese
Indians (not “how”, but dot)
Irish
French
Greeks (not to be confused with faggots)
Arabs (things that make you go BOOM!)
Marylander
Fairfax Underground Forum Member
Rednecks
Hillbillies
HIV positive drug user
Feminist



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2019 10:44PM by Black Caulk.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: mjdn4 ()
Date: March 13, 2019 10:52PM

Probably faggots. They'd keep the place up better than any of the rest.

At least if they're normal faggots who mind their own business. Not if they're gonna be waving at me and saying Hiiiiiiii!!! like faggots.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Definitely not you ()
Date: March 13, 2019 11:22PM

Definitely not you, hillbilly, punk racist racist bitch

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Pc retardz. ()
Date: March 13, 2019 11:29PM

Probably dotheads--quiet, hard working

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Apache Junction ()
Date: March 14, 2019 02:59AM

The HIV positive drug user will soon be dead. No new neighbor is the best neighbor.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Skelten ()
Date: March 14, 2019 03:11AM

I live next to a welfare queen. Lots of kids with baby daddies dropping in all the time. The all smoke Newports. Even the 12 year old.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: TFDYC ()
Date: March 14, 2019 03:43AM

Gays would help your property values, Irish would be fun to drink with, (white) Marylanders have a place on the water and/or a boat.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Last white guy in Sterling ()
Date: March 14, 2019 05:23AM

No one.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Ike huntt ()
Date: March 14, 2019 06:13AM

No......NIGGERS

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Tina McCoon ()
Date: March 14, 2019 06:20AM

Ike huntt Wrote:
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> No......NIGGERS


Niggers dindu nuffin

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: My observation ()
Date: March 14, 2019 08:06AM

mjdn4 Wrote:
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> Probably faggots. They'd keep the place up better
> than any of the rest.

Gays, feminists with attitudes and older upper middle class whites are the best at keeping up their properties.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Stay away... ()
Date: March 14, 2019 08:23AM

The worst by far are the FOX News stupid people. Not just dumb, but super-dumb. You can count on them to be on the wrong side of everything!

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Ben Dover ()
Date: March 14, 2019 09:20AM

faggots.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: 2nd on the faggots ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:08AM

Faggots are good neighbors. I had them in my wealthy neighborhood. Both worked for Freddie Mac until the financial crisis. Their place was nicely decorated.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:27AM

Liberals are the best neighbors. No dogma. No superstitions. Just common sense American values.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Hungry Hal ()
Date: March 14, 2019 11:07AM

Greeks, because they would invite the neighbors over for dinner a lot and you could eat a lot of great Greek food.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: No one likes you here ()
Date: March 14, 2019 02:39PM

Definitely not you Wrote:
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> Definitely not you, hillbilly, punk racist racist
> bitch


^^^^ not this. Obviously a nignog feminist HIV positive faggot from Maryland.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: I speak for all when I say..... ()
Date: March 14, 2019 02:41PM

Don't know which I would want, but the nigs are definitely at the bottom of any list. They are the absolute worst. Nothing good comes from the nig. NOTHING!


 
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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Bobby Malm ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:14PM

Sugarland Chiow!
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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:46PM

Pc retardz. Wrote:
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> Probably dotheads--quiet, hard working


I don’t know which is worse smelling. Their food or their B.O.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:48PM

I speak for all when I say..... Wrote:
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> Don't know which I would want, but the nigs are
> definitely at the bottom of any list. They are
> the absolute worst. Nothing good comes from the
> nig. NOTHING!
>
>
>  

If you own private prisons, you have lots of customers.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:54AM

Stay away... Wrote:
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> The worst by far are the FOX NewsMSNBC and CNN stupid people like me.
> Not just dumb, but super-dumb. You can count on
> them to be on the wrong side of everything!


FIFY

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: March 15, 2019 01:09AM

Butt pirates-usually OK, keep up the place, take their loud parties elsewhere.

negroes-a definite "NO".

Mexis-they don't go out of their way to bother you, but, it's just some of the stuff they do: Fri, and Sat. nights they get drunk, smash beer bottles and hoot at women. they will, however, offer you a beer or two. The music is pretty good, but it's always loud and playing until 4 in the morning. they crowd the streets with cars and none of them have insurance. They have kids running all over the place. The teenage girls all dress like a ho'.

Ugly dykes-Mostly OK, like the turd burglars, except the ugly dykes are also nasty as hell and have all these obnoxious yard signs and these 13 yo Japanese death traps full of political and travel stickers.

Chinese-OK, except they throw shit in their back yards and in the trash that attracts mice, rats, raccoons, bugs and other annoying pests.

Dot heads-they smell and their trash attracts the same vermin the chinks' trash does. they are quiet, though.

Irish-OK

French-OK

Greeks-OK, except a constant parade of traffic as their family members are constantly visiting. They have a lot of barbecues, though, and they will invite you.

Towelheads and diaperasses-another definite "NO".

Marylander-If you can deal with the 50 yard signs for every liberal candidate on the ballot, even the guy running for Dog Catcher they are OK----as long as they aren't from pee gee cee. Those fall under category 1 in this poll. Those are a definite "NO".

FFXUndergrounder-they only bother you on line, and, you can't escape them no matter where you or they live. Who cares?

Rednecks and hillbillies-too many dogs, too much drinking and doing stupid shit when drunk, too many guns (and I'm a 2A advocate) in the hands of morons who don't know how to use them or have any respect for them. Cars on blocks everywhere and a young girl whose wears clothes that almost fit her and wants to get next to you, but you know the deal, so you aren't interested but she won't leave you alone.

Drug users of any kind-another definite "NO". they bring as much crime as negroes do.

Feminist-same as the ugly dykes, although usually not quite as nasty.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: No assholes, please ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:12AM

Anybody other than FIFY.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: ;) ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:33AM

Definitely you and your mom, I'll give her some nice middle eastern dick every night while you watch with your half chub in the corner. Hope this comment didn't make you too horny. ;-)

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Disgusted Before ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:37PM

Any qualifying Section-8 renter from my experience. Keep notifying the appropriate agency along with local law enforcement of there shenanigans and they eventually get the boot before their lease terminates.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Eddie England ()
Date: March 15, 2019 01:36PM

Watch out for the Irish. They will get drunk and pass out in your front yard.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Naughty Nick ()
Date: March 15, 2019 01:59PM

Eddie England Wrote:
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> Watch out for the Irish. They will get drunk and
> pass out in your front yard.


 
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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: March 16, 2019 01:50AM

No assholes, please Wrote:
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> Anybody other than FIFY.


Anybody other than a pompous, self-righteous, GAY, moron, hypocrite who pontificates and tells everyone how much better he is than everybody else when he's really just an ignorant asswipe.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: March 16, 2019 01:53AM

No assholes, please Wrote:
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> Anybody other than FIFY.


But U already got me, Thilly, and I'm not even paying any rent! I'm living in YOUR head RENT FREE!!!! So, I'm ALREADY your neighbor.....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Coonman ()
Date: March 17, 2019 08:13PM

Anything but racist democrats.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:32PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> Liberals are the beworst neighbors. Nothing but doctrinaire dogma. Novery
> stupiderstitions. Just no common sense Americanmarxist values.


FIFY

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: In the bag... ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:36PM

FIFY’s fucking drunk.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: BKJJB ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:39PM

In the bag... Wrote:
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> FIFY’s fucking drunk.


OK, so what's Ur complaint?

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: Eddioo ()
Date: March 17, 2019 10:34PM

Answerer of OP questions Wrote:
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> Butt pirates-usually OK, keep up the place, take
> their loud parties elsewhere.
>
> negroes-a definite "NO".
>
> Mexis-they don't go out of their way to bother
> you, but, it's just some of the stuff they do:
> Fri, and Sat. nights they get drunk, smash beer
> bottles and hoot at women. they will, however,
> offer you a beer or two. The music is pretty
> good, but it's always loud and playing until 4 in
> the morning. they crowd the streets with cars and
> none of them have insurance. They have kids
> running all over the place. The teenage girls all
> dress like a ho'.
>
> Ugly dykes-Mostly OK, like the turd burglars,
> except the ugly dykes are also nasty as hell and
> have all these obnoxious yard signs and these 13
> yo Japanese death traps full of political and
> travel stickers.
>
> Chinese-OK, except they throw shit in their back
> yards and in the trash that attracts mice, rats,
> raccoons, bugs and other annoying pests.
>
> Dot heads-they smell and their trash attracts the
> same vermin the chinks' trash does. they are
> quiet, though.
>
> Irish-OK
>
> French-OK
>
> Greeks-OK, except a constant parade of traffic as
> their family members are constantly visiting.
> They have a lot of barbecues, though, and they
> will invite you.
>
> Towelheads and diaperasses-another definite "NO".
>
> Marylander-If you can deal with the 50 yard signs
> for every liberal candidate on the ballot, even
> the guy running for Dog Catcher they are OK----as
> long as they aren't from pee gee cee. Those fall
> under category 1 in this poll. Those are a
> definite "NO".
>
> FFXUndergrounder-they only bother you on line,
> and, you can't escape them no matter where you or
> they live. Who cares?
>
> Rednecks and hillbillies-too many dogs, too much
> drinking and doing stupid shit when drunk, too
> many guns (and I'm a 2A advocate) in the hands of
> morons who don't know how to use them or have any
> respect for them. Cars on blocks everywhere and a
> young girl whose wears clothes that almost fit her
> and wants to get next to you, but you know the
> deal, so you aren't interested but she won't leave
> you alone.
>
> Drug users of any kind-another definite "NO".
> they bring as much crime as negroes do.
>
> Feminist-same as the ugly dykes, although usually
> not quite as nasty.

I laughed for 10 minutes when I read this. You should do non -PC stand up comedy.

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Re: Who would you want as a neighbor?
Posted by: A-Rabbbbbs ()
Date: March 18, 2019 07:40AM

Why the fuck does EVERY Arab think he can double his money selling a 20 yr old BENZ?!?!
I live in a great neighborhood and recently some unibrows moved in...there’s now 4 Mercedes parked out front with no tags.
Do they all sell cars on Craigslist and drive cabs?!?

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