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Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Worth the trip? ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:47AM

Looking for a new spot to hang and mingle. Ton of commercials for this place, what is the word on the street?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: PLPPY ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:55AM

I'm so sick of the commercials that I will never set foot in the place. Make it stop!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Yeah WTF ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:57AM

When I hear "gastro", I think of burps, farts and taking giant shits.

Bad branding if you ask me.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: March 08, 2019 10:38AM

Gastro bar? Even the name makes me want to shit my pants.
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Toilet Bowl Time ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:16AM

Yeah WTF Wrote:
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> When I hear "gastro", I think of burps, farts and
> taking giant shits.
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> Bad branding if you ask me.


So true. I think of eating a horrible meal that makes me bloated and I know I will have a terrible night of shitting ahead of me.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Because you asked ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:49AM

I dated this girl back in college who ate too many cheeseburgers, and she got severely stopped up. To relieve her discomfort, and get her shitting again, we had to give her a series of Fleet enemas.
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Dookie Man ()
Date: March 08, 2019 02:28PM

I traveled to China once and was constipated for four days. And I'm a guy that normally shits 2-3 times after my morning coffee. Wow, did I have a giant shit in China. I thought I was having a baby.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mongoloid tom davis ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:51PM

Dookie Man Wrote:
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> I traveled to China once and was constipated for
> four days. And I'm a guy that normally shits 2-3
> times after my morning coffee. Wow, did I have a
> giant shit in China. I thought I was having a
> baby.


You did, it had an extra chromosome and already had the chinky eyes

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Cuck faggets ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:08AM

Bigger issue is some employee telling you to quiet down!
I would leave

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Gas Tro ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:34AM

I fart enough as it is. Thanks anyway, Louie.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Bar.Fly ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:16PM

Their commercials are total bullshit. We went in there to pre-game before my brother's bachelor party. We got really gassed, started yelling and gettin' rowdy, groped a bunch of waitresses and patrons...

...and the manager came over and told us to knock it off and keep it down. Fuck that jawn!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: lol lol lol ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:54PM

^^^^^^^^^^^

You were the asshole that got caught sucking dick in the men's room

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Louie Louie ()
Date: March 12, 2019 07:52PM

The bar Louie in one loudoun is awash with loose 20something skanks and neglected soccer moms just aching to get raw dogged in the ass. How’s that for a “gastro” bar?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: March 13, 2019 06:05AM

Gastro just doesn’t sound right for a bar/restraint.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: March 13, 2019 06:50AM

Do they let niggers in?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Unit 8 ()
Date: March 13, 2019 07:01AM

Racist Willie Wrote:
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> Do they let niggers in?


Unfortunately yes. My BL is near redskins training camp. Big drunk niggers.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Shitskin special ()
Date: March 13, 2019 04:15PM

Unit 8 Wrote:
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> Racist Willie Wrote:
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> > Do they let niggers in?
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>
> Unfortunately yes. My BL is near redskins training
> camp. Big drunk niggers.


The niggers employed by Dan Snyder actually prefer the WOB in one loudoun and used to frequent the since closed Hail Hogs across the street.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mai pigs ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:57PM

I ate at the one in Reston and couldn’t stop shitting afterwards cause of some bad calamari.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Be careful for what you ask for ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:29PM

Had some crab dip that tasted metallic, so I sent it back.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Not even for a dog ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:37PM

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: March 16, 2019 06:28AM

I took a shit there

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mama McGastro ()
Date: March 16, 2019 06:31AM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> I took a shit there


You didn’t shit there you dindu nuffin

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Drunk and ready to go! ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:44AM

Louie Louie Wrote:
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> The bar Louie in one loudoun is awash with loose
> 20something skanks and neglected soccer moms just
> aching to get raw dogged in the ass. How’s that
> for a “gastro” bar?
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Brown Turtle Head ()
Date: March 20, 2019 05:36PM

I go to gastro bars just to take massive dumps.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: not impressed ()
Date: March 29, 2019 06:00PM

Ton of commercials for this place. Sounds like a typical strip mall beer and burger joint.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: jimbob2 ()
Date: April 25, 2019 01:16AM

Lost of money being spent on commercials that are passed on to you. same tribe that owns dollar shave club which is another overpriced scam, but heh, you'll be in the club.

I get 8 blades at the dollar store that last me a year. The Dollar Shave Club wants a buck a blade every week. Great deal right? Just another scammer.

Same as the untuckit shirts. Another ripoff. The founder is a pompous ass. He thinks he solved a problem for us???

How about the Mens Warehouse??? See any patterns here? Who owns all the places trying to convince you it is something you need?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: GAS GAS GAS ()
Date: April 25, 2019 01:44AM

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Icky.... ()
Date: April 25, 2019 08:02AM

I had to go to the Bar Louis in China Town for some stupid work function. It smelled like raw sewage (piss and poop). I had to go back ANOTHER time about a year later and it still smelled like that. Ugh, can still remember how disgusting it was.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: April 26, 2019 05:45PM

Icky.... Wrote:
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> I had to go to the Bar Louis in China Town for
> some stupid work function. It smelled like raw
> sewage (piss and poop). I had to go back ANOTHER
> time about a year later and it still smelled like
> that. Ugh, can still remember how disgusting it
> was.

That's just Chinatown. The whole place stinks.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 26, 2019 10:38PM

Cumia? You again? Christ...I kicked your ass in 3rd grade. From your whining, it sounds like you need to go outside and practice falling down. Don't worry, I'll be right there.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Turned off ()
Date: July 13, 2019 09:49PM

PLPPY Wrote:
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> I'm so sick of the commercials that I will never
> set foot in the place. Make it stop!


The commercials have started again. One after another non stop.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:57PM

BAR LOUIE HAS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Open now ()
Date: January 26, 2020 07:39PM

No they are not closed. We go there several times a week. You are full of shit. Shut up and stop the lies.
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: It is CLOSED ()
Date: January 26, 2020 08:33PM

All the locations closed yesterday with no notice. No great loss.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Derek M. ()
Date: January 26, 2020 08:55PM

Who give a shit - Green Turtle is better.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Looks Like NOVAs Open ()
Date: January 26, 2020 09:12PM

Others across the country have closed fast no notice maybe they are down scaling to where the big federal dollars are at in NOVA Or people finally caught onto the "Gastro" gig LOL

Never knew it was a god dammed chain Thought it was a local one off Hipster joint looks swank and expensive , Ill head to the bowling alley for a beer and a club sandwich

wearing my N95 mask LOL

DAJAX

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: HNUX4 ()
Date: January 27, 2020 12:09AM

In hindsight, only a chain could have afforded that saturation ad campaign that annoyed everyone so much that most of us vowed to never set foot in that place, thus insuring its failure. Ironic.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Just another fact ()
Date: January 27, 2020 09:43AM

HNUX4 Wrote:
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> In hindsight, only a chain could have afforded
> that saturation ad campaign that annoyed everyone
> so much that most of us vowed to never set foot in
> that place, thus insuring its failure. Ironic.


The ads made me think the place was for douche bags who survive on fried food.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: UMDDB ()
Date: January 27, 2020 10:39AM

Bar Louie became a chain of gay bars,so nobody else wanted to go there.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: MC6BM ()
Date: January 27, 2020 10:43AM

Louie Louie Wrote:
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> The bar Louie in one loudoun is awash with loose
> 20something skanks and neglected soccer moms just
> aching to get raw dogged in the ass. How’s that
> for a “gastro” bar?


SOme of those soccer moms actually spend a little time on themselves & don't look too bad. Prob. is when you wake up next to them in the morning. You just gotta' 'member what they did for you last night. I'll put up w/a lot for a good lay. Ya' gotta' wonder why their hubbies neglect them, they're real good lays. I've had to work a little bit to convince some of them to take a younger guy home with them, but, none of them have regretted it in the end.

They don't get clingy, either. They know it's not supposed to last.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Bar Loser ()
Date: January 27, 2020 11:55AM

Just another fact Wrote:
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> HNUX4 Wrote:
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> > In hindsight, only a chain could have afforded
> > that saturation ad campaign that annoyed
> everyone
> > so much that most of us vowed to never set foot
> in
> > that place, thus insuring its failure. Ironic.
>
>
> The ads made me think the place was for douche
> bags who survive on fried food.


I got the feeling that if there were people out there who thought the radio commercials were good, and that those same people thought it would be cool to hang out in Bar Louie, I really didn't want to mix with those people.

Felt like they were targeting the 30-50 age male demographic that either wasn't married yet and wants to be, or has been married too long and doesn't want to be.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Those hilarious ads! ()
Date: January 27, 2020 12:26PM

OMG me and the whole family loved those ads! We'd drop whatever we were doing and turn up the radio and Lol all day!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: scary thought ()
Date: January 27, 2020 12:28PM

Bar Loser Wrote:
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> Just another fact Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HNUX4 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > In hindsight, only a chain could have
> afforded
> > > that saturation ad campaign that annoyed
> > everyone
> > > so much that most of us vowed to never set
> foot
> > in
> > > that place, thus insuring its failure.
> Ironic.
> >
> >
> > The ads made me think the place was for douche
> > bags who survive on fried food.
>
>
> I got the feeling that if there were people out
> there who thought the radio commercials were good,
> and that those same people thought it would be
> cool to hang out in Bar Louie, I really didn't
> want to mix with those people.
>
> Felt like they were targeting the 30-50 age male
> demographic that either wasn't married yet and
> wants to be, or has been married too long and
> doesn't want to be.


What is the demographic that hangs out at the bar in Olive Garden?

(No I don't hang at Olive Garden)

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Olive boring ()
Date: January 28, 2020 11:14AM

scary thought Wrote:
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> Bar Loser Wrote:
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> > Just another fact Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > HNUX4 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > In hindsight, only a chain could have
> > afforded
> > > > that saturation ad campaign that annoyed
> > > everyone
> > > > so much that most of us vowed to never set
> > foot
> > > in
> > > > that place, thus insuring its failure.
> > Ironic.
> > >
> > >
> > > The ads made me think the place was for
> douche
> > > bags who survive on fried food.
> >
> >
> > I got the feeling that if there were people out
> > there who thought the radio commercials were
> good,
> > and that those same people thought it would be
> > cool to hang out in Bar Louie, I really didn't
> > want to mix with those people.
> >
> > Felt like they were targeting the 30-50 age
> male
> > demographic that either wasn't married yet and
> > wants to be, or has been married too long and
> > doesn't want to be.
>
>
> What is the demographic that hangs out at the bar
> in Olive Garden?
>
> (No I don't hang at Olive Garden)

People waiting for their table demographic. And the BOGOF wine while you wait.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: GTs Roll ()
Date: July 26, 2020 03:05PM

UMDDB Wrote:
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> Bar Louie became a chain of gay bars,so nobody
> else wanted to go there.


Will BL reopen after the COVID passes?

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