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Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Worth the trip? ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:47AM

Looking for a new spot to hang and mingle. Ton of commercials for this place, what is the word on the street?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: PLPPY ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:55AM

I'm so sick of the commercials that I will never set foot in the place. Make it stop!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Yeah WTF ()
Date: March 08, 2019 09:57AM

When I hear "gastro", I think of burps, farts and taking giant shits.

Bad branding if you ask me.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: March 08, 2019 10:38AM

Gastro bar? Even the name makes me want to shit my pants.
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Toilet Bowl Time ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:16AM

Yeah WTF Wrote:
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> When I hear "gastro", I think of burps, farts and
> taking giant shits.
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> Bad branding if you ask me.


So true. I think of eating a horrible meal that makes me bloated and I know I will have a terrible night of shitting ahead of me.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Because you asked ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:49AM

I dated this girl back in college who ate too many cheeseburgers, and she got severely stopped up. To relieve her discomfort, and get her shitting again, we had to give her a series of Fleet enemas.
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Dookie Man ()
Date: March 08, 2019 02:28PM

I traveled to China once and was constipated for four days. And I'm a guy that normally shits 2-3 times after my morning coffee. Wow, did I have a giant shit in China. I thought I was having a baby.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mongoloid tom davis ()
Date: March 08, 2019 11:51PM

Dookie Man Wrote:
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> I traveled to China once and was constipated for
> four days. And I'm a guy that normally shits 2-3
> times after my morning coffee. Wow, did I have a
> giant shit in China. I thought I was having a
> baby.


You did, it had an extra chromosome and already had the chinky eyes

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Cuck faggets ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:08AM

Bigger issue is some employee telling you to quiet down!
I would leave

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Gas Tro ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:34AM

I fart enough as it is. Thanks anyway, Louie.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Bar.Fly ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:16PM

Their commercials are total bullshit. We went in there to pre-game before my brother's bachelor party. We got really gassed, started yelling and gettin' rowdy, groped a bunch of waitresses and patrons...

...and the manager came over and told us to knock it off and keep it down. Fuck that jawn!

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: lol lol lol ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:54PM

^^^^^^^^^^^

You were the asshole that got caught sucking dick in the men's room

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Louie Louie ()
Date: March 12, 2019 07:52PM

The bar Louie in one loudoun is awash with loose 20something skanks and neglected soccer moms just aching to get raw dogged in the ass. How’s that for a “gastro” bar?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: March 13, 2019 06:05AM

Gastro just doesn’t sound right for a bar/restraint.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: March 13, 2019 06:50AM

Do they let niggers in?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Unit 8 ()
Date: March 13, 2019 07:01AM

Racist Willie Wrote:
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> Do they let niggers in?


Unfortunately yes. My BL is near redskins training camp. Big drunk niggers.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Shitskin special ()
Date: March 13, 2019 04:15PM

Unit 8 Wrote:
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> Racist Willie Wrote:
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> > Do they let niggers in?
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>
> Unfortunately yes. My BL is near redskins training
> camp. Big drunk niggers.


The niggers employed by Dan Snyder actually prefer the WOB in one loudoun and used to frequent the since closed Hail Hogs across the street.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mai pigs ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:57PM

I ate at the one in Reston and couldn’t stop shitting afterwards cause of some bad calamari.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Be careful for what you ask for ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:29PM

Had some crab dip that tasted metallic, so I sent it back.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Not even for a dog ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:37PM

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: March 16, 2019 06:28AM

I took a shit there

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Mama McGastro ()
Date: March 16, 2019 06:31AM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> I took a shit there


You didn’t shit there you dindu nuffin

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Drunk and ready to go! ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:44AM

Louie Louie Wrote:
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> The bar Louie in one loudoun is awash with loose
> 20something skanks and neglected soccer moms just
> aching to get raw dogged in the ass. How’s that
> for a “gastro” bar?
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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Brown Turtle Head ()
Date: March 20, 2019 05:36PM

I go to gastro bars just to take massive dumps.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: not impressed ()
Date: March 29, 2019 06:00PM

Ton of commercials for this place. Sounds like a typical strip mall beer and burger joint.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: jimbob2 ()
Date: April 25, 2019 01:16AM

Lost of money being spent on commercials that are passed on to you. same tribe that owns dollar shave club which is another overpriced scam, but heh, you'll be in the club.

I get 8 blades at the dollar store that last me a year. The Dollar Shave Club wants a buck a blade every week. Great deal right? Just another scammer.

Same as the untuckit shirts. Another ripoff. The founder is a pompous ass. He thinks he solved a problem for us???

How about the Mens Warehouse??? See any patterns here? Who owns all the places trying to convince you it is something you need?

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: GAS GAS GAS ()
Date: April 25, 2019 01:44AM

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Icky.... ()
Date: April 25, 2019 08:02AM

I had to go to the Bar Louis in China Town for some stupid work function. It smelled like raw sewage (piss and poop). I had to go back ANOTHER time about a year later and it still smelled like that. Ugh, can still remember how disgusting it was.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: April 26, 2019 05:45PM

Icky.... Wrote:
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> I had to go to the Bar Louis in China Town for
> some stupid work function. It smelled like raw
> sewage (piss and poop). I had to go back ANOTHER
> time about a year later and it still smelled like
> that. Ugh, can still remember how disgusting it
> was.

That's just Chinatown. The whole place stinks.

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Re: Bar Louis Gastro Bar
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 26, 2019 10:38PM

Cumia? You again? Christ...I kicked your ass in 3rd grade. From your whining, it sounds like you need to go outside and practice falling down. Don't worry, I'll be right there.

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