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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: January 13, 2023 02:08PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There are no les from me,

Great Forest is just one of many. You know it is a lie. I know it is a lie. Everyone knows it is a lie. Why not just admit it? Not admitting it makes you look retarded and I don't mean that figuratively.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Good job by yourself ()
Date: January 13, 2023 02:39PM

Old dumbass still can't distinguish obviously different posters.

Just another of the many typical cases of you not knowing WTF you're babbling about.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Only butt commandos here ()
Date: January 13, 2023 04:09PM

This gay thread is almost at 400 gay pages. Everybody who posted on it except me is a pickle smoker . ALL of YOU are GAY. Not just regular gay. Not just very gay. But totlaay, completely, thoroughly absolutely 110% CAPITAL G-A-Y GAY.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 05:29PM

The near 400 pages here are a testament to the value of fact and reason. The near 400 sock puppets are a testament to the ignorance, envy, and butthurt of the one called Linus.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 13, 2023 05:57PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The near 400 pages here are a testament to the
> value of fact and reason.

Exposing your lies and frauds are acts of public service that I and others perform on a regular basis.

We do it for no remuneration. The only costs are borne by you in the form of the lowly reputation you’ve earned here.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 06:52PM

You’re a total fraud, Linus. No meaningful educational highlights. No meaningful professional highlights. No meaningful financial highlights.
0 + 0 + 0 = 0.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: pf4gv ()
Date: January 13, 2023 07:48PM

^ wanker

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ztybk ()
Date: January 13, 2023 07:58PM

lol, lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: HEDCH ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:01PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The near 400 pages here are a testament to the
> value of fact and reason.
>
>


Which are 2 things Gerund Boy knows nothing about. Gerund Boy must be hitting the Velicoff again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 08:09PM

Usually scolding of the maggots and faggots takes place in the morning, but exceptions can of course be made.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city…. ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:22PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You’re a total fraud, Linus. No meaningful
> educational highlights. No meaningful
> professional highlights. No meaningful financial
> highlights.
> 0 + 0 + 0 = 0.


Dude, the baseless bluster doesn’t erase your lies. And, it certainly does erase the fact that you were nothing more than a middling GS-Nobody. My professional highlights at 35 surpassed your entire career. They only became more significant and impressive in the following two decades. Not surprisingly, financial successes went hand-in-hand with those professional achievements. Those things don’t happen without academic success.

Of course, you’re a known liar so your claims can be easily dismissed.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 08:39PM

The inferiority overwhelms poor Linus on quite a regular basis. Nothing to do for it

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:55PM

Nothing needed as by your own unenviable admissions, I have surpassed you professionally and financially while being 20 years your junior.

And again, you’ve been caught lying so often that nothing you claim can be believed.

Your inability to prove the veracity of your claims simply overwhelms you. Nothing to do for it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: January 13, 2023 09:01PM

seven figure city…. Wrote:
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> Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> > . No
> >
> >
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> the baseless bluster
> And, it certainly doesn't erase the fact that
> you were nothing more than a middling GS-Nobody.
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FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 09:29PM

Not sure how your speculative butthurt ties to our being wealthy Sweet Spot retirees over all these years.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ugent ()
Date: January 13, 2023 09:50PM

^ wanker

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 09:53PM

That would be wealthy Sweet Spot wanker to you, Fag Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 4ufw4 ()
Date: January 13, 2023 10:08PM

^ boorish wanker

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 13, 2023 10:11PM

So much better educated and more accomplished than some lying shit-dog like you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Running out of toilet paper ()
Date: January 13, 2023 11:41PM

I just took a violent & smelly torpedo crap. It was accompanied by extra loud toilet bowl cracking farts.

My wife ran out of the house. The dog's hiding in the basement& whimpering. It took half a roll of TP to wipe clean I washed my hands 3 times after I was done. I hope I don't have to take another crap until tomorrow. I wonder where my wife went.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: pjnwe ()
Date: January 14, 2023 05:27AM

Oh no…

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: January 14, 2023 08:59AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Not sure how your speculative butthurt ties to
> our being wealthy Sweet Spot retirees over all
> these years.


Simply noting how much more successful, truthful, and accomplished I am. Not sure how you misread it so badly. Then again, you fucked up Great Forest so badly, not much can be expected from you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Sweet Flurries ()
Date: January 14, 2023 09:06AM

I wonder if the Sweet Spot micro-climate is experiencing present snow flurries? LOL.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 10:02AM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> Simply noting how much more successful, truthful,
> and accomplished I am. Not sure how you misread it
> so badly. Then again, you fucked up Great Forest
> so badly, not much can be expected from you.

Babble on, Fag Boy. You’re but a cubicle-occupying, broke-ass, dope-in-a-dump, foot soldier — one of life’s cast aside losers having no real version of a CV at all. Your ordinariness is such that the term ‘nothingburger’ might well have been created for you. It certainly fits to a tee.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 10:13AM

Sweet Flurries Wrote:
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> I wonder if the Sweet Spot micro-climate is
> experiencing present snow flurries? LOL.

It was indeed 32 degrees exactly here when I got up (34 at Davis Field), but no sign of Sweet Spot flurries to this point. Just cold and windy out there. Button-up weather.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Running out of toilet paper ()
Date: January 14, 2023 10:58AM

Running out of toilet paper Wrote:
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> I just took a violent & smelly torpedo crap. It
> was accompanied by extra loud toilet bowl cracking
> farts.
>
> My wife ran out of the house. The dog's hiding in
> the basement& whimpering. It took half a roll of
> TP to wipe clean I washed my hands 3 times after I
> was done. I hope I don't have to take another
> crap until tomorrow. I wonder where my wife went.


UPDATE ON SMELLY TORPEDO CRAP

Well I woke up this morning. My wife was not here. At least the dog came out of the basement and was actually glad to see me. I checked Find My Fone on my wife's number. She was at her bestie's, which was what I figured.

We both have it and each other's info. b|C wife insisted on it.She says she caught cheating BF that way when it first came out. The guy was always leaving his phone in places and now he could find it. She put it on there so she knew all the info. And she went to the place and confronted him after putting all his stuff on the sidewalk. But that's another story.

Anyhow, she called ans asked if the house still smelled. I told her it didn't so she said she'd be home later. So I went out to CVS to get some more TP. When I opened my door, I saw a summons to court taped on it. It said it was for "creating public nuisance" and said something about a "foul and rancid odor emanating from_________________(my address). I don't know. I already took pics and emailed it to my lawyer. He can deal with it on Tuesday. So I got back, took care of business and washed my hands.

The toilet bowl's cracked, but it isn't leaking yet. I took some measurements, so now I'm off to Home Depot or Lowe's to buy a new toilet bowl and gasket and change them. Fortunately, I had the cutoff valve replaced about a year ago since the old one was froze open. So now all I gotta' do is shut that off and I can change the gasket and bowl. Then I gotta' take the old one to the dump sometime.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Rubber Seal ()
Date: January 14, 2023 11:31AM

Good luck with that wife. Get a 19-in height toilet to assist in your elderly years.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 12:00PM

Well, the traditional hour of maggot and faggot bashing has arrived, but the dopes and clods have already had to absorb a good measure of that. Like the wasted Whiffies, they are quite consistent in what appears to be immutable ignorance, envy, and butthurt, though it’s ever Loser Linus who stands out when it comes to outright lying. If it in any way makes him look or sound good, it just ain’t true. Never did come up with an explanation for his abrupt ‘disappearance’ on Dec 23. Just wandered off like some kid on a milk carton. We have in any case a less than ideal day on tap in the Sweet Spot today. Clouds will hang around till after sunset and these brisk northerly winds won’t soon go away either. Temps are going to reach the mid 30s and then just stay there, so it’s going to be a good day for Cash Cab and an extra pot or two of freshly brewed single-estate kona.

Real President Joe is still chuckling as the GOP promises to do plainly crazy things while trying to explain how K-Mac is cool, but Biden is really just as bad as Trump. Such notions would be unprecedented if we didn’t have Loopy Linus here practicing the same dreary sort of dark and deviant arts.

In other news, lots of people are avoiding arbitration these days, including former Nats Lucas Giolito and Juan Soto. Giolito and the White Sox settled on a $10.4 million deal for 2023, while the Padres and Soto settled at more than twice that, a total of $23M.

Much of faded Falls Church City could be had for that kind of money, but a buyer would still be way overpaying. Everything in FCC is cut-rate and off-brand, so really the only sensible thing to do from there is move. Luckily, everywhere nearby is an upgrade.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Elon ()
Date: January 14, 2023 12:51PM

Boring

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 01:09PM

^^^Pointless. Just like Linus.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2023 01:09PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MDDGK ()
Date: January 14, 2023 03:03PM

seven figure city… Wrote:
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> Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the
> > value of fact and reason.
>
> Exposing your lies and frauds are acts of public
> service that I and others perform
>
>
> The only costs are
> borne by you in the form of the lowly reputation
> you’ve earned here.


Well I took a stroll over to the troll board on the other side. They're even laughing at Gerund Boy over there. There's a thread about Mickey D's & somebody posted something making fun of Gerund Boy. There are others, too. Gerund Boy's famous for making an ass out of himself.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 03:56PM

Stupid is as stupi does.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ Stupi fucked it up ()
Date: January 14, 2023 05:27PM

^ Stupid

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 05:35PM

Yeah, we call those typos. Mentioning them just marks you as an asshole, asshole.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ Stupi fucked it up ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:32PM

You’re the stupid one who fucked it up.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:49PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Simply noting how much more successful,
> truthful,
> > and accomplished I am. Not sure how you misread
> it
> > so badly. Then again, you fucked up Great
> Forest
> > so badly, not much can be expected from you.
>
> Babble on, Fag Boy. You’re but a
> cubicle-occupying, broke-ass, dope-in-a-dump, foot
> soldier — one of life’s cast aside losers
> having no real version of a CV at all. Your
> ordinariness is such that the term
> ‘nothingburger’ might well have been created
> for you. It certainly fits to a tee.


What'd you top out at? A GS-13 or 14? That shit was in my rearview mirror by my mid early 30s. Even had an an SES stint for a while.

Of course, people like me didn't pay much attention to OPM lunch hour rules. If we wanted to take a 2 hour lunch, we took it. If we needed to work through lunch we did it. That's just how successful people do it. Losers watch the clock while they pinball by themselves.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fiffy Sock Puppet ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:52PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Stupid is as stupi does.


Which isn't just proved by your shitposts. Your very existence proves it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 08:30PM

Such a mess of worthless drivel. Starting with belief that SES should be a goal? Or should we start with the brief and sputtered Fed career you have previously claimed? Such a fucking sham!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: January 14, 2023 08:48PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> everything I shitpost is Such a mess of worthless drivel. Starting with
> belief that SES should be a goal?
Or should we
> start with the brief andmy sputtered GS-Nobody Fed career you
> have previously claimed
? I'm Such a fucking sham!


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 09:10PM

Blow me, FIFY, you worthless tool.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 14, 2023 09:54PM

Zero chance that Linus is coming back to explain his conflicting claims of federal employment. The troll just makes this shit up as he goes along, after all. Stupid Fag Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: January 14, 2023 11:32PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I like to Blow me, FIFY, youthe BBC. I have a worthless tool which is why my young gay boyfriend cruises on me.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: January 14, 2023 11:37PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Zero chance that Linus is coming back to explain
> his
I shitpost conflicting claims of federal employment all the time. I was really just a GS-Nobody. The
> troll just
I'm the liar that makes this shit up as he goes along,
> after all. I'm a Stupid Fag Boy.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 9v39g ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:01AM

lol, lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: improvements ()
Date: January 15, 2023 08:04AM

PLEASE BRING BACK CALPERS AND TARDS!!!!!!!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: y mjh ()
Date: January 15, 2023 09:01AM

Phppppt!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 10:46AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Zero chance that Linus is coming back to explain
> his conflicting claims of federal employment. The
> troll just makes this shit up as he goes along,
> after all. Stupid Fag Boy.

It’s like Dec 23 all over again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 11:28AM

Well, it looks like the Whiffies are definitely down one this morning, as Linus the Liar has quite understandably taken up a place of shame and disgrace in the time-out chair. But the low-crawling maggots and faggots are yet ever about, ignoring their middle school studies by exhibiting their ultra lack of talent and creativity here instead. They of course receive a grade of F for their efforts either way. Meanwhile, it’s a bright, crisp, and of course churchless Sunday morning out here in the Sweet Spot. 33 degrees when I got up with blazing sunshine and bright blue skies. Winds from the north are still whipping along in the teens though, so that’s no fun. Should get into the low 40s later on, and with a bit of bundling up, we should get by very well.

Real President Joe is meanwhile busy cooperating fully with those looking into the dime store issue of his having left classified documents at his private workplaces. The FOXish media is of course in their typical faux high dudgeon over it all, but they would have been over some other non-issue anyway. Just look at the incredible waste of a calendar that the GOP House has been putting together. Never vote for anyone with an ‘R’ after his or her name. They’re all just lost at sea.

In other news, in keeping with MLB’s deep competitive balance understandings, the Nats will have an international signing allowance of $5.3M this year, the same as HOU, ATL, TOR, STL, and both NY teams. Bozo Bobby quite plainly does not have his head screwed on straight. Otherwise Victor Robles is the only Nat who might still go to arbitration. He asked for $2.6M and the team offered $2.3M, so there’s a good chance an agreement will pop up prior to a hearing.

There’s little chance of course that anything beneficial will pop up at any time over in flailing Falls Church City. Local press (FCNP) is touting Winter Restaurant Week, but none of their top FCC area selections is actually in FCC, with the bulk of their recognition going to spots in Arlington and Tysons. Sad.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2023 12:34PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Mickey D. ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:33PM

improvements Wrote:
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> PLEASE BRING BACK CALPERS AND TARDS!!!!!!!!


Calpers sucked. It was no good. TARDS, on the other hand was GRRREEEEEEAAAAATTTTT!!! It made a real cool pattern on your cell phone when you scrolled it fast. So leave Calpers alone but DEFINITELY bring back TARDS.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 02:18PM

Both are just childish nonsense posted by litterbugs not capable of any better.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: January 15, 2023 03:10PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like the Whiffies are definitely
> down one this morning,



If these "Whiffies", whoever they are, are "down one", you're at least flat on your ass, if not out for the ten count. With all your moronic shitposts.



>
> But the
> low-crawling maggots and faggot
>
>



More proof of liberal stupidity, support for terrorists and hypocrisy. Mr. Super Liberal Jackoff here is calling people "faggots". I don't pretend. I don't like fudge packers. You're just a fake.





> They of course receive a
> grade of F for their efforts either way.
>


You were born Grade F, shitstain hypocrite liberal.



> of course
> churchless Sunday morning


00000000 Lookee lookkee Mr. Bogus Badass Libstain! All those zeroes instead of Os are on purpose, cause liberals are all ZEROs.


>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Real President Joe is meanwhile busy cooperating
> fully with those looking into the dime store issue
> of his having left classified documents at his
> private workplaces.



HERE'S A SH8NING EXAMPLE OF THE LIBERAL DOUBLE STANDARD AT WORK! If Real President Trump does it, ypu hypocrite shitstain liberal jackoffs are rabidly screaming for him to be shipped off to jail and how it's a major crime. When YOUR boy does it, it's suddenly a "dime store" thing.

MORE PROOF OF LIBERAL STUPIDITY, SUPPORT FOR TERRORISM & HYPOCRISY.

Libs: Do what I say, not what I do.



> The FOXish media is of course
> in their typical faux high dudgeon over it all,
>



Just like the LIBstream media's been all over Mr. Trump about it?




> but they would have been over some other non-issue
> anyway.



We already know you're a hypocrite with your double standard, asswipe. It's a big deal when Mr. Trump does it but it's a "non issue" when Sleepy Joe does it. What a hypicritical piece of garbage.






>
> Never vote for anyone with an ‘R’
> after his or her name. They’re all just lost at
> sea.
>
>


A vote for somebody with a D after their name is a vote to ruin this country . Just like you, jackoff, they're LOSERS.




> There’s little chance of course that anything
> beneficial will pop up at any time over in
> flailing Falls Church City.
>


For a guy who shitposts all this hate about Falls Church, you sure spend a lot of time worrying about it. Can you imagine the entire population of Falls Church living in some guy's head rent free?





Sorry for being redundant. I said "hypocrite shitstain" liberal "jackoffs'.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 15, 2023 03:35PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Such a mess of worthless drivel.

Just more facts and truths that you are obviously intellectually and emotionally unprepared to accept.


> Starting with
> belief that SES should be a goal?

Clearly not one you could aspire to. It is, after all, a very senior position reporting only to the President Appointed Senate Confirmed folks, there to keep the GS drones rowing in one direction. Laughing at most of those drones along the way, of course. You could usually placate them with some sort of made up award and a trinket.

> Or should we
> start with the brief and sputtered Fed career you
> have previously claimed? Such a fucking sham!

Brief? Do tell. I merely pointed out how you lacked to intellect, skills, personality, or drive to aspire to anything differently. I was able to rack up 20 FERS years in a 30+ year career so far. Some have tried to lure me back, but I doubt that would happen.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 04:26PM

Hahahahaha!!! Such a pathetic little piece of shit! This latest post of yours is entirely contrary to your prior (and also transparently fraudulent) claims re past federal employment. You are indeed just a low-grade, no qualms, shit-slinging, buttfuck, asshole who has no idea of the many reasons to steer clear of the SES. Never walked over to Westover either. Or ate at Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart. Fucking fraud.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: January 15, 2023 05:39PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahaha!!! Such a pathetic little piece of
> shit! This latest post of yours is entirely
> contrary to your prior (and also transparently
> fraudulent) claims re past federal employment.

Not at all. Of course, you are free to post a link to any of my posts that contradict the latest.

If you recall, I pointed out how wholly unsatisfying being a GS-Nobody drone like you was. Thankfully, I realized that rather quickly and changed course. That, of course, leaves out a whole slew of other federal positions across all three branches. Being such a myopic dope, you didn't consider such possibilities. Hardly surprising for a lowly GS-Nobody who couldn't make it to an SES. No balls or no brain? Those really are the only options.

> You are indeed just a low-grade, no qualms,
> shit-slinging, buttfuck, asshole who has no idea
> of the many reasons to steer clear of the SES.

More sour grapes. You tend to see a bunch of those in your life, eh? Again, no balls or no brains. What was your excuse?

> Never walked over to Westover either. Or ate at
> Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart. Fucking
> fraud.

You'll have to come to terms with why all those rather mundane activities cause you so much pain. Your feelings of inferiority are all on you. While justified, only you can get over them.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 09:01PM

You’re a weak farce, Linus, and a dope condemned in his current lies by his own past lies. You wrote them. I read them. There’s no going back. There’s no denying that you are just a poorly educated, low-credentialed fraud without any actual moment of distinction in any field at all

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 15, 2023 09:21PM

Link to them here. I know my own history best while you just make up shit over and over again. Your history includes not having the brains or the balls to be SES material. Have you figured out that federal civilian service can include so much more than being a GS-Nobody wage slave? Not everyone settles in life the way you did. Then again, it probably wasn’t settling in your case. GS-13 or 14 (if you even made it that far up) was the ceiling in your case.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 15, 2023 09:46PM

SES is actually for the weak and meek. Those who actually know and can control their fields have no reed of the squishy-talkers At all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: d4hny ()
Date: January 15, 2023 10:17PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> SES is actually for the weak and meek. Those who
> actually know and can control their fields have no
> reed of the squishy-talkers At all.


You mean like Fauci.

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Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: January 15, 2023 10:26PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> SES is actually for the weak and meek. Those who
> actually know and can control their fields have no
> reed of the squishy-talkers At all.


LOL! You clearly didn't have the brains or the balls to make the jump. Given your piss-poor performance here, that comes as no surprise.

You really were a GS-Noboby placated with cheesy awards and trinkets.

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Date: January 15, 2023 10:42PM

d4hny Wrote:
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> You mean like Fauci.

Go inject some bleach. Fauci had to talk past the political to get truth to people. An admirable undertaking.

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Date: January 15, 2023 11:10PM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> You really were a GS-Noboby placated with cheesy
> awards and trinkets.

You’ve no idea. US rep to the OECD, Paris Club, IFAD, IMF, World Bank, and United Nations.. SES would only have limited my ability to be effective in those roles.

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Posted by: nuktv ()
Date: January 15, 2023 11:11PM

You're the one who was saying he was weak and meek and a squishy-talker.

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Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: January 15, 2023 11:37PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahaha!!! I'm Such a pathetic little piece of
> shit! This latest shitpost of yoursmine is entirely
> contrary to the truthyour prior (and also transparently
> fraudulent) claims re past federal employment.
> You are
I am indeed just a low-grade, no qualms,
> shit-slinging, buttfuck, asshole who has no idea
> of the many reasons to steer clear of the SES.
> Never walked over to Westover either. Or ate at
> Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart.
I'm a Fucking
> fraud.




FIFY

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Date: January 15, 2023 11:40PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You’reI'm a weak farce, Linus, and a dope condemned
> in hismy current lies by hismy own past lies. You
> wroteread them. I readsaid them. There’s no going
> back. There’s no denying that you areI'm just a
> poorly educated, low-credentialed fraud without
> any actual moment of distinction in any field at
> all except maybe shitposting all those lies


FIFY

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Date: January 16, 2023 10:11AM

Davis store Wrote:
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> > long beach Wrote:
> >
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> > > Retired1 Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.Thank
> > you
> > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on the
> > City
> > > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or laterThank
> > you
> > > for
> > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the City
> > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 10:15AM

So another beat-down evening for poor Lying Linus, holder of no sort of positive distinction at all. His recently invented description of a federal career is totally at odds with his earlier whine about a rather brief and unsatisfying stay. His penchant for fiction and flat-out lying is all but boundless. He is basically a circus freak for dishonesty, one who has still not found (or even properly understood) the CMYK street-view image. This is the sort of dope that stakes his future on ground leases and pretends to have been familiar with watering holes in Westover. What a useless fraud.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: January 16, 2023 10:34AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You really were a GS-Noboby placated with
> cheesy
> > awards and trinkets.
>
> You’ve no idea. US rep to the OECD, Paris Club,
> IFAD, IMF, World Bank, and United Nations.. SES
> would only have limited my ability to be effective
> in those roles.

Bullshit. SES leaders are accountable for both individual and organizational performance. Clearly you weren't prepared to handle either responsibility. Damn, you really were nothing more than a GS-Nobody.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 10:52AM

Well, the evidence for fearsome Falls Church failure and frustration continues to mount as spam tendencies long part of a certain pathetic poster’s past have suddenly resurfaced. Signs of childish choking are all they are of course. A sign of much success in life in contrast is status as a wealthy retiree residing in a beautiful $1.7M home amongst the verdant woods, fields, and streams of the fabulous Sweet Spot. That doesn’t happen by accident. It was meanwhile 37 degrees out this way when I arose this morning. Bright sunny skies and just single-digit breezes from the NW. We’ll see the low 50s later on for a change, so it should be a good day for a PM pedicure and possibly some dining out. We’ll see what might develop on that front.

Real President Joe is meanwhile turning up the gas on Russia by ramping up supplies to Ukraine. Putin already sees setbacks in the sway held in his dwindling energy cards and things are apt only to get worse and worse for him. Bombing more children may be his only recourse.

In other news, nothing much is new on the Nationals front. Peter Angelos has not yet died, and partly because of that, the Lerners have not yet found a fully viable buyer for the team. Dreamers think that Bozo Bobby may be able to broker something somehow, but all he’s really good at is ineptitude. We’ll of course be downing free Arnold Palmers in our Club Level seats in 2023, but it would be nice if we weren’t trying to play with one hand tied behind our back at some point.

Such a point may never come of course for crumbling Falls Church City. Sixty years behind the 8-ball has left the lace as just a doozie of a dump.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: WIN ()
Date: January 16, 2023 11:08AM

Whip Inflation Now!

Curtail individual spending. Increase personal savings. It's not that hard.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 11:33AM

Gerald Ford = Oatmeal Man. It was harder than he thought.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2023 11:55AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 12:31PM

Actual inflation today is abating and has been typically tied to war in Ukraine and COVID in China. PCE does not much impact those.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 12:41PM

So it’s MLK Day today, and the media et al. are as usual totally misrepresenting his life and legacy. It’s expected, but still inexcusably pathetic.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CPIguy ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:00PM

CPIguy likes talking about economics.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gunz and Budder ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:19PM

Too many Economists in this kitchen

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 01:20PM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> Bullshit. SES leaders are accountable for both
> individual and organizational performance.

8th grade google slop again. I don’t mean to denigrate every SESer, but certainly quite a number of them.

> Clearly you weren't prepared to handle either
> responsibility.

I was not prepared to have my work overseen by the clueless whims and notions of my strategic and subject matter inferiors. The international community was glad of that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:30PM

If you had the balls or brains to make SES, who would’ve overseen your work? Perhaps you wouldn’t have been pushed out of your “area of expertise” and forced to teach remedial HTML courses. All that career misery might explain the the one-man bar crawls.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 01:33PM

CPIguy Wrote:
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> CPIguy likes talking about economics.

Not actually. And remember that many like to talk about the weather. See them fall to pieces though as soon as you mention micro-climites.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Micro-Climites? ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:40PM

Yet another case of you thinking that you're smarter than you are.

It's not the right term to describe day-to-day atmospheric weather variance at the level that you're attempting to use it dumbshit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 01:42PM

seven figure city… Wrote:
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> If you had the balls or brains to make SES, who
> would’ve overseen your work?

Other SESers and worse.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: costner ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:43PM

Anyone recall when JP’s partner resigned from FC Waterworks?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: catamaran ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:50PM

thought JP was straight? maybe not.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city… ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:51PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city… Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you had the balls or brains to make SES, who
> > would’ve overseen your work?
>
> Other SESers and worse.

LOL! You mean the people in charge!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JFVPY ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:57PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So it’s MLK Day today, and the media et al. are
> as usual totally misrepresenting his life and
> legacy. It’s expected, but still inexcusably
> pathetic.


LOL @ a racist Gerund Boy who calls people racist names like "schwug" & "jigaboo" & then lectures people on MLK's "legacy".

Such a bogus & a hypocrite. Typical drunken Gerund Boy

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Park Street Crew ()
Date: January 16, 2023 02:05PM

We don’t think JP is gay. But, she sure acts like a queer.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Willie Wiehle ()
Date: January 16, 2023 03:01PM

Park Street Crew Wrote:
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> We don’t think JP is gay. But, she sure acts
> like a queer.


Oh he's gay alright. He's a frequent customer at VGH, Inc.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Willie Wiehle ()
Date: January 16, 2023 03:01PM

Park Street Crew Wrote:
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> We don’t think JP is gay. But, she sure acts
> like a queer.


Oh he's gay alright. He's a frequent customer at VGH, Inc.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: D. S. Gruntled ()
Date: January 16, 2023 03:09PM

seven figure city… Wrote:
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> Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > seven figure city… Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you had the balls or brains to make SES,
> who
> > > would’ve overseen your work?
> >
> > Other SESers and worse.
>
> LOL! You mean the people in charge!


You can tell that he was one of the GS-12 furniture pieces who got all pissy whenever anything he did was questioned or something didn't go the way that he thought that it should. Went into work-around/work-stoppage mode when administrations flipped. Every department has some. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city…. ()
Date: January 16, 2023 04:18PM

So true. Probably got a couple of “acting” positions over the years that he was oh, so proud of! Rushed home on the metro to tell his wife and brats. Dude spent nearly half a century in federal civilian service and never sniffed SES.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 07:44PM

Well, the little fag boys are just as pitifully dumb as THE BIG FAG BOY! Way out-of-their-league assholes all around. And just by the way, there was no such thing as ‘remedial HTML’ in 1995. The whole web thing had only been imagined into existence (by Tim Berners-Lee) a few years before. I did run into inquiries at the time though from SES types wondering why I was using resources to design and teach HTML courses when we had no web-based methods or processes. Had to explain to them that we soon would, and that having a corps of competent coders on hand would end up being a big deal. Yeah, it was.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 79XTV ()
Date: January 16, 2023 08:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, the little fag boys are just as pitifully
> dumb as THE BIG FAG BOY!


^^^homophobic. Very bad.

> Way out-of-their-league
> assholes all around.



You're obviously way out of your league since your shitpostings are full of shit. That's why they get called "shitpostings", shithead.



>
> The whole web thing had only been imagined into
> existence (by Tim Berners-Lee) a few years before.
>




Now you just proved you're a real moron. Everybody knows Al Gore invented the internet. You're pretty stupid, aren't you?





> SES types wondering why I was using resources to
> design and teach HTML courses when we had no
> web-based methods or processes.
>
>
>


All bullshit. You were a GS-Nobody. All your moronic shitpostings prove it. Moron.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 08:44PM

So quite a lovely time at the spa with The Principals this afternoon. They had some other things to do after, so just the wife and I headed over to The Virginian in Vienna for lunch. First time meeting the new owner, Manny, but he seems to be into it, so there’s reason to be optimistic. His family once owned the 29 Diner, so good bloodlines. Had the grilled chicken salad on rye and a cup of grits today. Both were really good.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 10:27PM

There is meanwhile a long list of reasons not to go SES. Google it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lonestah ()
Date: January 16, 2023 10:54PM

Go Cowboys!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: January 16, 2023 11:02PM

Loser never had the balls or brains to make SES.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 16, 2023 11:31PM

I went higher, Fag Boy. You know nothing of that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 17, 2023 10:57AM

Well, whether whiffie, maggot, or faggot, these rather repulsive lower orders of life can only further rot and stink in their enduring inability to engage in any form of honest or serious discussion of any matter at all. Most of these gerbils are of course constrained catastrophically simply by their massive levels of plain old ignorance, while all together do suffer the awful ravages of relentless envy and of course the most brutal forms of butthurt. Glaring mistakes and errors leave great and gaping holes in their so-called thinking, while one outright lie is simply piled in desperation on top of another, as if that would actually matter at all. Pity the fools, as that’s all these assholes really are.

Meanwhile, it’s another cool gray day so far out here in the Sweet Spot, home to the wise and very well to do. The hot water coursing through our modern networks of baseboard radiators makes a reassuring series of clangs and dings as it ever so efficiently keeps us at least 30 degrees away from the 37 degree condition that currently prevails out of doors. Barely a decade old, the $22K cost of installing that system still sits outstanding on the home equity line where it reliably generates deductible interest year after year. All the while, we’re likely to see these drizzly conditions prevail through midday, with slow clearing coming on this afternoon. Might touch the 50-degree mark by sundown, but mostly just the high 40s with some low single-digit puffs of breeze from the SW.

Real President Joe is meanwhile able to scoff at the Fat Boy’s continuing to fancy himself an actual candidate for President in 2024. Everyone knows that former volleyball great George Santos is going to be the GOP standard bearer, so why waste time and money trying to contest the thing. And first of course, we have to watch as the doofus GOP tries to re-enact the debt crisis debacle from its disastrous Tea Party days. Some dopes just never do learn a damned thing.

In other news, fringy guys continue to sign minor league deals, hoping they can impress somebody in the spring. Rizzo and the Nats would normally be in the thick of that, but the club just isn’t poised to do anything these days. They have an
Interesting roster headed into 2023, but not one without holes.! More chances to poach will come as the end of March approaches.

Not much hope of more chances for folded Falls Church City of course, as the event horizon has mostly passed them by. It’s hard at this point to envision any sort of favorable future for the Brittle City. Oh well.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: gwjcn ()
Date: January 17, 2023 11:12AM

You talk funny.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: January 17, 2023 11:16AM

It’s called English, but many who should, just don’t recognize it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: January 17, 2023 11:20AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There is meanwhile a long list of reasons not to
> go SES. Google it.


Sour grapes never count as a valid reason. The fact remains that you never had operational control over anything. Just a fucking worker bee doing the bidding of the queen.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: LBKCJ ()
Date: January 17, 2023 12:18PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> faggot, these
>
>

More homophobia from a hypocrite Gerund Boy.



> their enduring inability
> to engage in any form of honest or serious
> discussion of any matter at all.

Says the drunken Gerund Boy who can't discuss nothing like an adult. Juvenile potty mouth name calling is the mark of a childish ignoramus, not an adult. We've seen lotsa potty mouth name calling worthy of a 5th grader from Gerund Boy








>
>
> ignorance
> ravages of relentless envy and of course the most
> brutal forms of butthurt.
>


Ignorance is thinking anybody wants to be a nasty, repulsive, disgusting & childish old man like Gerund Boy.



> , while one outright lie is
> simply piled in desperation on top of another, as
>
>
>
>
>
>
>


Says the Gerund Boy with a brain rotted from years of abusing cheap vodka & who gets caught in lie after lie.

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