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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TFCHH ()
Date: November 25, 2019 02:20PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! Imagine the +1 asshole showing up just four
> minutes after the 7-figure asshole. That’s not
> suspicious at all.

The only asshole here, Gerund Boy, is you. Gerry hasn't shown up yet. This is just another 1 of your moronic shitposts, loser. Now, don't you have some kids to yell at to get off your lawn & some peepeed in Depends to get changed?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Hammer Time ()
Date: November 25, 2019 04:06PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it's yet another bright, crisp morning out
> here in the wondrous Sweet Spot. From beginnings
> in the mid-30's, we've now reached the mid-40's
> out there, and it looks like we'll march right on
> up into the mid-50's by the time all is said and
> done. The air is all but calm at the moment, so
> it's easy to enjoy all these clear blue skies and
> all this beaming sunshine. Haven't seen any of
> our wildlife friends out enjoying this weather as
> of yet. Maybe later. Or maybe not, the way
> things have gone of late.
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> Though not in the Sweet Spot, The Principals were
> indeed re-united here in NoVa yesterday as
> scheduled. There being no Cash Cab to interrupt
> today, we might see about some sort of
> welcome-home howdy later on. Certainly there will
> be new pictures and stories to pass around and
> share. That's how normal people tend to do
> things, after all.
>
> In other news, the usual media types continue to
> have only the obvious to talk about -- the teams
> with the most money are all interested in the top
> free agents. Blah-blah-blah. Hopefully, things
> will start to pick up a bit once the calendar
> turns, if only so that the sports pages are not
> filled with so much of this same old slop anymore.
> New slop would be a welcome relief at this point.
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> It is of course just wall-to-wall slop that the
> ignorant, envious, and butthurt hayseeds of Falls
> Church City are so well noted for wallowing in.
> Just can't keep up with things here, there, or
> much of anywhere. How many of them would be aware
> of the Twitter handle @DCPoliceDept, I wonder,

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DIMWIT. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THE BS YOU'RE SELLING AND NOBODY WANTS TO READ THE BS ABOUT YOUR BORING IMAGINARY LIFE FULL OF BORING IMAGINARY PEOPLE. YOU'RE A FUCKING DIMWIT AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BS AND NOBODY BELIEVES IT EITHER. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU STRAW FELCHING ASSHOLE

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2019 05:32PM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> Perhaps it was you.

LOL! Seems like it shouldn’t be possible, but you make a bigger and bigger ass of yourself every day. Phase One has left you completely eviscerated, and you are only making your situation worse.

A fox meanwhile trotted across our path as we returned home from lunch with The Principals this afternoon. Same color pattern as the one that blocked my path across the front porch recently, but not as large.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 25, 2019 05:54PM

Phase one has left me further laughing at your stupidity. You still can’t determine if this Brockmont neighborhood even exists which further exacerbates your inability to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. It’s a severe malady you’ve been suffering from for many months. Unfortunately, there’s no cure or treatment for you on the horizon. Phase two will certainly see you fare no better.

I hope you apologized to the pretend principal for not warning him about visiting Florida outside the month of March. Then again he should apologized for letting you order a fruity Pinot Grigio with a Marsala dish.

Usually a quick couple claps of the hands and a hiss is good enough to remove a fox from one’s path. There pretty common in these neck of the woods with the ample supply of rabbits for prey. Any fox in the Brockmont neighborhood? I guess it would help if you knew where that neighborhood is in order to answer that question LOL!

When’s phase two coming? I can’t wait to mock you for what will undoubtedly be a screed full of lies, nonsense and fraud. No worries though, I’m enjoying taunting you for the Phase One Failure.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: November 25, 2019 09:07PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city Wrote:
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> LOL! Seems like it shouldn’t be possible, but
> youI make a bigger and bigger ass of myourself every
> day. It's about what you should expect from a nasty old man like me who has 8 FFXU trolls & their sock puppets living in his head rent fee After I rolled out Phase One has left you completely
> eviscerated me, and showed what a total ass & dope I am and you areI am only making myour
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> A foxraccoon meanwhile trotted across our path as we
> returned home from scrounging lunch outof the dumpster behind McDonald's with The Principals this
> afternoon. Same color pattern as the one that
> blocked my path across the front porchdriveway to the dumpsters recently,
> but not as large.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 08:32AM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> LOL! You're test balloon never left the ground.

It pounded you into the ground, revealing anew and in greater detail than ever what an oafish, Redfin-owned. sleep-walking clown you are.

> I have no need for sock puppets, Brookmont Bob.

Sock puppets and a Brookmont Bob dolly are your constant companions here, each being a sign of your intellectual incapacity and emotional instability. You are not able to stand on your own two feet. You are in constant need of propping yourself up with fail-armies of spoofs and obvious sock-puppets, as well as with a broad array of nonsensical claims and denials. You're simply a low-grade sham and phony who lacks the basic means of ever being anything more.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 08:45AM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> I hope you apologized to the pretend principal for
> not warning him about visiting Florida outside the
> month of March.

More English problems for you. You do struggle so with the intricacies of that language.

> Then again he should apologized for letting you order
> a fruity Pinot Grigio with a Marsala dish.

Just more proof that you're a garden-variety wine-boob who's never had so much as a sip of a Terlato pinot grigio. And you may well have no better idea of what a marsala sauce is than a pepper sauce. You and what goes on inside better restaurants are after all not well acquainted at all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: YJCTM ()
Date: November 26, 2019 09:28AM

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Except to you, Gerund Boy, a "better" restaurant is Burger King or 5 Guys, which are upgrades from your usual Mickey D's or soup kitchens. So I guess he WOULD know what goes on in your version of a "better" restaurant.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 10:33AM

> seven figure city Wrote:
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> Usually a quick couple claps of the hands and a hiss
> is good enough to remove a fox from one’s path.

Well, we were in a car and all, so silly vocalizations and gesticulations would likely have had no sort of effect at all, even if one had been intended. And as any experienced outdoorsman would know, foxes are naturally shy and skittish creatures that flee from human contact in any case.

> There (sic) pretty common in these neck of the
> woods with the ample supply of rabbits for prey.

Perhaps FCC is indeed chockablock with bunnies. But out here is the Sweet Spot, we have for years seen very few if any of them. There are simply too many predators out this way for them to exist in any numbers. Squirrels and chipmunks fare a good deal better in this particular area.

> Any fox in the Brockmont neighborhood?

I don't know. Why don't you peek out your window and see if you can spot any.

> When’s phase two coming?

Whenever I can reasonably conclude that damage from the initial and after-shocks of Phase One has been brought under control. Of course, you've already been hit by one Phase Two salvo. I guess it went over your head, just as so much else does.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: VBGMP ()
Date: November 26, 2019 11:37AM

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You'll never bring the damage done to you under controlby your Phase One Phlop, especially since you were damaged goods to begin with.





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> course, you've already been hit by one Phase
> Two
salvo. I guess it went over your head,
> just as so much else does.


The other twitter IDs were already taken by the time MPD had got authorizATION TO USe Twitter. It was the only one left. Since Ur illiterate, U can't read their tweets, but they call themselves MPD in those tweets. There's STILL no such thing as DCPD, DOLT. You're already hoisted by your first petard in phase 2. Congratulations, Gerund Boy, you've made an ass of yourself, again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 26, 2019 11:52AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> It pounded you into the ground, revealing anew and
> in greater detail than ever what an oafish,
> Redfin-owned. sleep-walking clown you are.

The only part Redfin plays in your ordeal is YOUR inability to recognize the mistakes of their algorithm. It's haunted YOU from day one and you've been taunted accordingly.

After all, Redfin does not post here. YOU do. YOU made the blunder. To this day, YOU are too stupid to recognize it or admit it. Either way, it is YOUR loss that is continually made fun of here.

Until YOU can determine whether or not Redfin exists, YOU will continue to be taunted. Then, of course, YOU will still be unable to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood.

The Phase One Failure is all on YOU.


> Sock puppets and a Brookmont Bob dolly are
> your constant companions here, each being a sign
> of your intellectual incapacity and emotional
> instability.

LOL! Brookmont Bob and your inability to recognize or admit that multiple people here are taunting you is your stock-in-trade. Your fragile ego coupled with your stupidity is long and well noted.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 26, 2019 12:02PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> More English problems for you. You do struggle so
> with the intricacies of that language.

None at all. It is your standard retreat though. How many of the 126+ MILLION visitors to FL last year visited Lake Wales, Ocala or some other non-coastal/Orlando area? Your inferior lot in life has left you to make excuses for your inability to travel beyond one mundane trip a year to the Sunshine State.

> Just more proof that you're a garden-variety
> wine-boob who's never had so much as a sip of a
> Terlato pinot grigio.

All evidence points to the contrary. While I have correctly described the wine and actually paired it with an appropriate dish, you simply spotted it on an online menu.

> And you may well have no
> better idea of what a marsala sauce is than a
> pepper sauce.

Do you really want to relive the time you were too stupid to understand that a sweet pepper sauce could just as easily mask the pungency of three day old fish as a hot pepper sauce? LOL! Dope.

> You and what goes on inside better
> restaurants are after all not well acquainted at
> all.

Whatever you say GAR/Red Lobster Boy. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 26, 2019 12:10PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, we were in a car and all, so silly
> vocalizations and gesticulations would likely have
> had no sort of effect at all, even if one had been
> intended.

You were in your car when a fox blocked your path across your front porch?

> And as any experienced outdoorsman
> would know, foxes are naturally shy and skittish
> creatures that flee from human contact in any
> case.

Yet, you seem to have cowardly run away from one blocking your path across your front porch. I guess you are a coward through and through.


> Perhaps FCC is indeed chockablock with bunnies.
> But out here is the Sweet Spot, we have for years
> seen very few if any of them. There are simply
> too many predators out this way for them to exist
> in any numbers. Squirrels and chipmunks fare a
> good deal better in this particular area.

Seems like a less diverse stock of various wildlife out in the shit spot. Just another drawback.


> I don't know. Why don't you peek out your window
> and see if you can spot any.

Sure thing. Care to tell me where it is located? Perhaps just give single street name in the neighborhood. LOL!

> Whenever I can reasonably conclude that damage
> from the initial and after-shocks of Phase
> One
has been brought under control.

No sign of you ever regaining control after that epic beatdown you received. Might as well move on to your next ass whooping. Then again, the Phase One Failure will always be there for many to laugh at you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 12:33PM

Well, it's another wonderful morning out here in the Sweet Spot! Unless perhaps you are a bunny. In that case, you might want to run away, and in any case, we had temperatures in the high 30's earlier, but we're already past the 50-degree mark and might just touch 60 by the time we hit our high for the day. Wonderful bright blue sky with tons of sun and just a touch of a breeze, so quite a nice day for late November,

Had a nice reunion lunch with The Principals yesterday. While Florida is in general a horrible place, targeting Key West in particular seemed to work out well. We've never been there, but the pictures of the cats, the food, and the Shipwreck Museum certainly made it seem worthwhile. I'm thinking though that we'll just stay in the West Palm Beach area on our next trip, even though it will be March.

In other news, some interesting new names have been tossed onto the free agent pile these past few days, including lefties Brian Johnson and Wei-Yin Chen along with Gold Glove 2B Yolmer Sanchez. Might not be answers for the Nats, but given our needs, any of them could be worth a look. Though neither Rosenthal nor Barraclough worked out well this past year, we have a pretty good history of making good use of what had once seemed like scrap-pile parts.

Barely even qualifying as scrap-pile parts of course are the useless bits of nothing that clog up Falls Church City. Sexual aasaults and rabid raccoons have been writing all the headlines over there of late, and of course, the backhoes and bulldozers continue to eat away at what fifty year ago had still been a decent little town. Never really recovered from the loss of Lum's.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: William Tell ()
Date: November 26, 2019 01:01PM

seven figure city Wrote:
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He can't even afford those places.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: November 26, 2019 01:12PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it's another less than wonderful morning out here in
> the Sweet Spot No-Tell Mo-Tel & Trailer Park! Unless perhaps you are a bunny.
> In that case, you might want to run away since nobody who lives there has the means or ambience to entertain a Real Playboy Bunny, and in
> any case, we had temperatures in the high 30's
> earlier, but we're already past the 50-degree mark
> and might just touch 60 by the time we hit our
> high for the day. Wonderful bright blue sky with
> tons of sun and just a touch of a breeze, so quite
> a nice day for late November,
>
> Had a nice reunion lunch with The Principals
> yesterday. We managed to scrounge several untouched meals from the dumpster While Florida is in general a horrible
> place, targeting Key West in particular seemed to
> work out well. We've never been there, but the
> pictures of the cats, the food, and the Shipwreck
> Museum certainly made it seem worthwhile. I'm
> thinking though that we'll just stay in the West
> Palm Beach area on our next trip, even though it
> will be March
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>
> In other news, I STILL don't know shit about baseballsome interesting new names have
> been tossed onto the free agent pile these past
> few days, including lefties Brian Johnson and
> Wei-Yin Chen along with Gold Glove 2B Yolmer
> Sanchez. Might not be answers for the Nats, but
> given our needs, any of them could be worth a
> look. Though neither Rosenthal nor Barraclough
> worked out well this past year, we have a pretty
> good history of making good use of what had once
> seemed like scrap-pile parts.

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> Barely even qualifying as scrap-pile parts of
> course are the useless bits of nothing that clogmake
> up The Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad and Poopy Depends Club that I'm Loser-in-Chief ofFalls Church City. Sexual aasaults and rabid
> raccoons are just par for the course in the fleabag flophouse & trailer park where we livehave been writing all the headlines over
> there of late, and of course, the backhoes and
> bulldozers continue to eat away at what fifty year
> ago had still been a decent little town. Never
> really recovered from the loss of Lum's.



FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 02:12PM

VBGMP Wrote:
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> The other twitter IDs were already taken by the
> time MPD had got authorizATION TO USe Twitter.
> It was the only one left.

Seriously? All the other names were already taken? That's your story?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 02:21PM

William Tell Wrote:
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> He can't even afford those places.

As a wealthy retiree, I can afford to eat anywhere at all. Price is not an object. Lunch yesterday was at the Pan Am Family Restaurant. Endless gyro meat and Greek salads. Been doing that since the late 80's I would guess, but I didn't pay for it. The Principals did. We'll pick out another place in a couple of weeks or so, and we can pay for that one. Any ideas?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: VBGMP ()
Date: November 26, 2019 02:26PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


So now when reality doesn't fit your fantasy, you expect us to participate in you warping reality, Gerund Boy? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU? JUST B\C YOU'RE A MORON DOESN'T MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE IS. JUST B\C YOU LIVE IN YOUR OWN LITTLE INVENTED WORLD DOESN'T MEAN THE REST OF US DO.

WHAt a fucking DOLT.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: William Tell ()
Date: November 26, 2019 02:37PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> at all. Price is not an object. Lunch yesterday
> was at the Pan Am Family Restaurant. Endless gyro
> meat and Greek salads. Been doing that since the
> late 80's I would guess, but I didn't pay for it.
> The Principals did. We'll pick out another place
> in a couple of weeks or so, and we can pay for
> that one. Any ideas?


Nobody believes you, stupid asshole. Even your sock puppets doubt you. Everybody knows you're a nasty old man who life has passed by making up all this shit & shitposting it here about how wonderful & exciting a life you supposably have. Everybody knows it's BS. Just because you get fooled by your own BS doesn't mean the rest of us do, dumbshit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 02:49PM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> You were in your car when a fox blocked your path
> across your front porch?

You should get tested for Alzheimer's. There have been two recent events involving foxes. In the first, a large specimen was standing on the front porch as I was about to head out to the car. In the second, a smaller but similarly colored specimen ran across the road in front of us as we were about to pull into the driveway last night. You have these two events all balled up in your limited-purpose little brain.

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> wildlife out in the shit spot. Just another
> drawback.

Falls Church has a whole lot of jackasses as well. We don't. Hardly a drawback though. Missing along with the bunnies meanwhile are mockingbirds. There had also been a blue jay drought for a number os years, but those have returned now in quite significant numbers.

> Sure thing. Care to tell me where it is located?

I've been told by some useless dumbass that it is located in GlenMONT, CA. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 02:58PM

William Tell Wrote:
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> Nobody believes you, stupid asshole. Even your sock puppets
> doubt you. Everybody knows you're a nasty old man who (sic)
> life has passed by making up all this shit & shitposting it
> here about how wonderful & exciting a life you supposably (sic)
> have. Everybody knows it's BS. Just because you get fooled by
> your own BS doesn't mean the rest of us do, dumbshit.

I just take life as it comes. Fortunately for me, it comes in all these wonderful deluxe and upscale packages.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: William Tell ()
Date: November 26, 2019 04:40PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> it comes in all these wonderful deluxe and upscale
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Nobody believes what's in this shitpost either, moron. You're full of shit & everybody on FFXU knows it. Upscale to you is 5 Guys & regular Miller instead of Natty Light.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 05:36PM

Eat your heart out, Billy-boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: William Tell ()
Date: November 26, 2019 05:52PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Eat your heart out, Billy-boy.


Nobody envies you b\c nobody wants to be like you. Only an ass as stupid as you would want to be a Depends peeing, nasty, pathetic old man whose biggest events in a life that has passed him by are shitposting fairy tales on a forum full of trolls & yelling at the kids to get off his lawn.

Only a nincompoop like you would be stupid enough to think anybody wants to be like that.

Nobody's "eating his heart out" over you, loser.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 06:21PM

Not very convincing. Sounds like just more sorry-ass sour grapes.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: DJUPK ()
Date: November 26, 2019 06:48PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Not very convincing. Sounds like just more
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What's "not very convincing", Gerund Boy is the BS you put up here in your shitposts. Nobody believes your bullshit so nobody enives you. You're just a full of shit nasty, stupid piece of garbage. Nobody wants to be a nasty, old stupid full of shit piece of garbage like you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 26, 2019 08:07PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> been two recent events involving foxes. In the
> first, a large specimen was standing on the front
> porch as I was about to head out to the car. In
> the second, a smaller but similarly colored
> specimen ran across the road in front of us as we
> were about to pull into the driveway last night.
> You have these two events all balled up in your
> limited-purpose little brain.

No I don't. I was only referring to the one where you cowardly retreated from a fox on your front porch. I was making fun of you for that, but you were too stupid to pick up on it so I further mocked you with the car comment. Once again, you're just not bright.


> Missing
> along with the bunnies meanwhile are mockingbirds.
> There had also been a blue jay drought for a
> number os years, but those have returned now in
> quite significant numbers.

Wow, not even the pretty common wildlife seem to want to live out in the shit spot.

> > Sure thing. Care to tell me where it is
> located?
>
> I've been told by some useless dumbass that it is
> located in GlenMONT, CA. LOL!

So, once again, you have no idea if or where this Brockmont in or near Falls Church exists. That explains the Phase One Failure. It goes hand in hand, of course, with the Brockmont Blunder.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2019 08:26PM

I understand that you are yet deranged and depressed after suffering the terrible blows of Phase One. Clearly, there is lingering confusion as to recent events and some slurred speech going on as well. This suggests the possibility o a brain-bleed. You should seek professional help and advice soon.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 26, 2019 08:29PM

Your Phase One Failure fared no better than the Brockmont Blunder. In fact, it may have been worse as you still can't determine if Brockmont exists or not. The Phase One Failure only further exposed you as an inept fraud. The Fox Folly exposed you as a coward.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: November 26, 2019 09:13PM

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> I understand that you areI am yet deranged and
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> possibility o a shit-for-brains-bleed. YouI should seek
> professional help and advice soon. Too bad it takes forever to see a doc if you're on medicaid like me


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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 08:41AM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> Your Phase One Failure fared no better than the Brockmont
> Blunder. In fact, it may have been worse as you still can't
> determine if Brockmont exists or not.

"By the way, Brockmont is hotter in FCC-ish real estate circles these days than your back-sliding Broadmont."
-- JP Morgenthau, June 19, 2019

You've been a broken-down basket case ever since that day. More than five months now of just making yourself look more and more like an absolute ass.

> The Phase One Failure only further exposed you
> as an inept fraud.

The in-detail refresher course sucked the life from your posts and the wind from your sails. You were left a battered babbling wreck, and have shown only the smallest signs of recovery since. It's plainly still too soon for a thing like a full-dose Phase Two. You and the sock-puppets are plainly not well enough yet.

> The Fox Folly exposed you as a coward.

Your collapse into grade school antics continues while only making you look dumber and dumber. Understandable that you've never really had much of a better choice, but you still should never have started down such a childish road. There is nothing to be gained there.

Meanwhile, your putt-putt brain quite plainly confused the two fox-related incidents, and since it will never happen over in your desolate neck of the woods, I will note that being able to stand and watch a large adult fox for 15-20 seconds from roughly six feet away was indeed an exciting thing. It was hardly frightening though, considering the nature of foxes, as well of course as the nature of the massive custom-built solid maple front door that stood between us. I could reinvent myself here under the handle "Five Figure Doorway", but I'm perfectly happy with the handle your out-of-control childish spoofing forced me to move into.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Barrrickman ()
Date: November 27, 2019 09:12AM

I see all, I know all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: J. Poopydepends Morgenthau ()
Date: November 27, 2019 09:49AM

Barrrickman Wrote:
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> I see all, I know all.
>
> .

You don't have it quite right. Yes, Gay Pee Moronclown IS gay. He has this young BF who cruises on him all the time.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 10:10AM

Well, let's see. It was already 45 when I got up this morning, and it's about to hit 50 degrees within the next hour or so. That's the good news. Otherwise, it's cloudy and damp out there, and while there is officially a 0% chance of rain today, our local micro-climate has already delivered several significant bits of sprinkles and drizzle. I was able to get out and retrieve the morning paper without encountering any of those, but it's not like I wasn't glad to get back inside and wrap my hands around a nice warm and freshly-brewed cup of single-estate Kona. The sun is supposed to break through later on and we could well yet see 60 degrees at some point today, so it's kind of a mixed bag sort of a day out here in the delightful Sweet Spot.

No sign yet of any of our wildlife friends that so confuse the slow-working minds of folks back to the east. There hasn't been a set pattern in that area for a good while now. Sometimes you see none, sometimes you see some, and sometimes you see a whole lot. We'll have to see how things go today.

In other news, the Diamondbacks signed free agent Steven Vogt, who (with his lefty bat) might have been under consideration for a catcher spot with the Nats. And PHI has inked former Pirate All Star Josh Harrison (aka J-Hay) to a minor league deal. He'll be given every chance to make that club and could become a valuable piece for them. The Nats have also lost 26-year old 1B Jose Marmolejos to free agency, as he has just signed on with SEA. He has a pretty good bat and will have been familiar to Nats fans who pay attention to Spring Training and MiLB goings on.

Failure is of course the thing that is most familiar to those who pay attention to goings on in Falls Church City at any time of year. The place is just the dregs, bring populated with so many scrambled-brain losers. The latest from the local crime blotter though indicates that crooks were able to break into an abandoned Apple Credit Union space along Broad Street on Monday, then chisel through a concrete block wall into a neighboring jewelry store where they were able to saw open a safe and make off with unknown quantities of unidentified loot. The forces of FCCPD are right on top of this though, asking anyone who has any information to contact them. LOL! Certainly, the case will be solved shortly.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CMKKB ()
Date: November 27, 2019 10:25AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> "By the way, Brockmont is hotter in FCC-ish
> real estate circles these days than your
> back-sliding Broadmont."

> -- JP Morgenthau, June 19, 2019
>
> You've been a broken-down basket case ever since
> that day. More than five months now of just
> making yourself look more and more like an
> absolute ass.


YOu must be easy prey for Nigerian Oil Money scams. You REALLY aren't just gullible, you're the dumbest of the dumb. You've shown all of FFXU that several times a day with your shitposts. You just don't believe real estate agents make up shit all the time in order to part you from your money. I guess the only reason you're not targeted by phishing scams is you don't have any money for them. The more you refer to this BS, the lower you sink. You're not just the standard loser, not even a REAL loser, but, a total complete, utter FAILURE of a loser.






>
> >
> >

>
> The in-detail refresher course sucked the life
> from your posts and the wind from your sails. You
> were left a battered babbling wreck, and have
> shown only the smallest signs of recovery since.
> It's plainly still too soon for a thing like a
> full-dose Phase Two. You and the
> sock-puppets are plainly not well enough yet.



No, DOLT, your "in detail course" only demonstrates how useless a loser you really are. You're the 1 who hasn't recovered from making a total ass of yourself, as your following posts get worse and worse and have been nothing but babble and drivel for some time. & I'm not ANYBODY's sock puppet, but, you , of course, are just too stupid to understand that.





>
> >
>
> Your collapse into grade school antics continues
> while only making you look dumber and dumber.
> Understandable that you've never really had much
> of a better choice, but you still should never
> have started down such a childish road. There is
> nothing to be gained there.


You call everybody who doesn't agree with you names instead of trying to discuss anything then call them childish. You show your hypocrisy w/every 1 of your shitposts.




>
> Meanwhile, your putt-putt brain quite plainly
> confused the two fox-related incidents, and since
> it will never happen over in your desolate neck of
> the woods, I will note that being able to stand
> and watch a large adult fox for 15-20 seconds from
> roughly six feet away was indeed an exciting
> thing. It was hardly frightening though,
> considering the nature of foxes, as well of course





"Putt-putt brain"; yup, that's really mature from some DOLT who's constantly calling anybody who doesn't agree w/him "childish". considering nobody on FFXU agrees w/you except maybe Gerry or some other abject moron shitposter, you call almost everybody here "childish" while you show nothing but childish behavior with your name calling and invented statue. That's just whata 2nd grader does. In additon to being a loser, you're a hypocrite.



> as the nature of the massive custom-built solid
> maple front door that stood between us. I could
> reinvent myself here under the handle "Five Figure
> Doorway", but I'm perfectly happy with the handle
> your out-of-control childish spoofing forced me to
> move into.


BS called on the "custom built maple door". 1ce more, you show what a DOLTish hypocrite you are. He didn't register your ID, the FIFY troll did & he told you he did it as repayment for registering 1 of his IDs (you're too stupid to understand trolls have lots of IDs. Depite me & everybody else telling you this, you still don't get it because you're such a total moron, you could never understand it). So you go & register somebody's anan ID & THAT'S OK, but when somebody does it to you, you bawl just like the 1st grade baby you are. WHAT a FUCKIng HYPOCRITE!

You're exposed, DOLT: a childish, lying, STUPID, full of shit hypocrite.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: XHMPX ()
Date: November 27, 2019 10:31AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Failure is of course the thing that is most
> familiar to those who pay attention to goings on
> in Falls Church City at any time of year.


CONGRATULATIONS, Gerund Boy, 1ce more you put your foot in your mouth! you just said you're a failure, since you're always shitposting about the "goings on in Falls Church City", you must be 1 of those supposably failures who are always paying att'n. to the "goings on in Falls Church City". WELL DONE, Gerund Boy! Keep making an ass of yourself as we laugh and laugh over & over at your absolute moronic stupidity!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 11:04AM

The “bad English” gene would appear to be present in ALL of these dopes. I wonder if there are any conclusions that can be drawn from that.

Meanwhile, spoofs and sock-puppets are the exclusive domain of the intellectually incompetent. Which is to say the loser(s) of Falls Church City.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: November 27, 2019 11:10AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, let's see. It was already 45 when I got up
> this morning, and it's about to hit 50 degrees
> within the next hour or so. That's the good news.
> Otherwise, it's cloudy and damp out there, and
> while there is officially a 0% chance of rain
> today, our local micro-climate which is really the same as everywhere else. It's just more BS I like to make up. Making up shit & being a dumbo are 2 things I'm really good at has already
> delivered several significant bits of sprinkles
> and drizzle. I was able to get out and retrievetake
> the trash bag full of Milwaukee's Best cans & Boone's Farm bottles for the usual morning dumpster runpaper without encountering any of
> those, but it's not like I wasn't glad to get back
> inside and wrap my hands around a nice warm and
> freshly-brewed cup of half-drunk 7-11 coffee I went & scrounged from a trash can, theresingle-estate Kona. The sun
> is supposed to break through later on and we could
> well yet see 60 degrees at some point today, so
> it's kind of a mixed bag sort of a day out here in
> the delightful Sweet Spot.
>
> No sign yet of any of our wildlife friends that so
> confuse the slow-working minds of folks like me who just don't understand why rats, mice & raccoons flock to overflowing dumpsters and trash cansback to
> the east
. Thisere hasn't been a set pattern in thisat
> area for a good while now, but, as stupid as I am, I STILL don't understand it. Sometimes you see
> nonea few, sometimes you see some, and sometimes you
> see a whole lot. We'll have to see how things go
> today.
>
> In other news, I'm still pretending to know something I don't know shit about whichis baseball the Diamondbacks signed free agent
> Steven Vogt, who (with his lefty bat) might have
> been under consideration for a catcher spot with
> the Nats. And PHI has inked former Pirate All
> Star Josh Harrison (aka J-Hay) to a minor league
> deal. He'll be given every chance to make that
> club and could become a valuable piece for them.
> The Nats have also lost 26-year old 1B Jose
> Marmolejos to free agency, as he has just signed
> on with SEA. He has a pretty good bat and will
> have been familiar to Nats fans who pay attention
> to Spring Training and MiLB goings on.

>
> Failure is of course the thing that is most
> familiar to me & my Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad & Poopy Depends Club & I'm the Loser-in-Chiefthose who pay attention to goings on
> in Falls Church City at any time of year
. The
> place where I live w/my gay BF is just the dregs, bring populated with so
> many scrambled-brain losers & I'm the BIGGEST LOSER of all. The latest from the
> local crime blotter though indicates that crooks
> were able to break into an abandoned Apple Credit
> Union space along Broad Street on Monday, then
> chisel through a concrete block wall into a
> neighboring jewelry store where they were able to
> saw open a safe and make off with unknown
> quantities of unidentified loot. The forces of
> FCCPD are right on top of this though, asking
> anyone who has any information to contact them.
> LOL! Certainly, the case will be solved shortly
.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 12:24PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> "By the way, Brockmont is hotter in FCC-ish
> real estate circles these days than your
> back-sliding Broadmont."

> -- JP Morgenthau, June 19, 2019

Repeating your erroneous blunder from many months ago does nothing to alleviate the fact that you're dead wrong and have been proven so repetitively since you stepped in that's le of shit.

> You've been a broken-down basket case ever since
> that day. More than five months now of just
> making yourself look more and more like an
> absolute ass.

I've been laughing at and mocking you since that day. Your undesirable predicament has only been exacerbated by your inability to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in this alleged Brockmont neighborhood. First, you weren't even sure if this neighborhood is in Fairfax County and now you're not even sure it exists. Pathetic.


> The in-detail refresher course sucked the life
> from your posts and the wind from your sails. You
> were left a battered babbling wreck, and have
> shown only the smallest signs of recovery since.
> It's plainly still too soon for a thing like a
> full-dose Phase Two. You and the
> sock-puppets are plainly not well enough yet.

Please bring on phase two. While I'll still taunt you for the Phase One Failure, I've got plenty of bandwidth to pummel you on what will certainly be the Phase Two Flop. I'm no longer surprised when it comes to how much you can actually fail.

Unlike you, no need for sock puppets. I understand, however, that your abject stupidity and fragile ego prevent you from understanding that. Sad.


> Your collapse into grade school antics continues
> while only making you look dumber and dumber.
> Understandable that you've never really had much
> of a better choice, but you still should never
> have started down such a childish road. There is
> nothing to be gained there.
>
> Meanwhile, your putt-putt brain quite plainly
> confused the two fox-related incidents, and since
> it will never happen over in your desolate neck of
> the woods, I will note that being able to stand
> and watch a large adult fox for 15-20 seconds from
> roughly six feet away was indeed an exciting
> thing. It was hardly frightening though,
> considering the nature of foxes, as well of course
> as the nature of the massive custom-built solid
> maple front door that stood between us. I could
> reinvent myself here under the handle "Five Figure
> Doorway", but I'm perfectly happy with the handle
> your out-of-control childish spoofing forced me to
> move into.


LOL! No confusion at all, my addled brain doofus. You mentioned your cowardly act of hiding behind your hovel's door after seeing a fox in the same breath as your most recent car encounter. Clearly, the cowering behind your door occasion was the one being referenced. You then failed to understand the further mockery you endured.

No need to spoof. No need for sock puppets. I do just fine stomping you on my own with one handle. It's pathetic that you're just way too dumb to get that obvious fact.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 01:17PM

^^^ So far yet from any stable sort of recovery.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 02:44PM

Typically feeble response after being overwhelmed by an avalanche of truth and fact. This dumbass is actually stupid enough to believe that anyone might believe his lies. The fraud has only been caught lying numerous times. Not to mention that when he’s flat out wrong, he whimpers like a little bitch and vainly attempts to convince the world that he’s right and they’re wrong. Such a cowardly little man that has severe mental and emotional issues.

Nothing to be thankful for in his house this year, or any other for that matter. A confirmed lying, sniveling, cowardly, sociopathic fraud of a man. His whole existence is spent trying to deny what everyone else sees as the obvious truth.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 03:40PM

Raw ignorance, envy, and butthurt boileth over once again. Badly Wounded Douche Syndrome (BWDS) would seem the most likely explanation.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 03:56PM

Sad little man. No intelligence. No wealth. No honor. No shame. No grasp on reality. Just the butt of everyone’s jokes. Tomorrow will be no different for him. While others will be celebrating with family and friends, his attention will be squarely focused here. Sad little man.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Poisson ()
Date: November 27, 2019 04:35PM

Good news! I didn't hear about that it had been open there. But I'll visit it someday in the future. I'm flying to Europe on a business trip. I do fear flights even though there are so many planes in the sky according to a live flight tracker on flightradars24.co.uk and the chance of the situation gets bad are very low. Need some pills or alco.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 04:45PM

So completely irrational — another sure sign of BWDS. As we know, you can’t afford to live where I live, do what I do, or dine where I dine. That will include the holiday meal to be prepared in-house tomorrow by a chef of our acquaintance for a group of 10-12 family and friends. Should be a good time, but I can’t say that I won’t stop by here to do a little holiday taunting. Can’t be anything wrong with that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 04:53PM

Sad little man. Already admitting he has no plans with friends or family tomorrow and even plans on posting here. I guess he can’t decide if it’ll be 10, 11 or 12 people dining at his hovel. Decisions in fantasy land for the sad little man. Perhaps GAR or Red Lobster will be open tomorrow. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 05:08PM

A less unhinged person might have known that all GAR stores are closed tomorrow.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 05:16PM

A person interested in eating the slop GAR offers might actually know when the places are open. Those who know better than to eat there don’t give a shit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 05:32PM

The fact that GAR places are closed on both Thanksgiving and Christmas Day is pretty well known in the industry. You’re not in any way connected to any of that of course. Chef Boy-ar-dee would be about as close to knowing a chef as you could come.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 05:49PM

The fact that you're a fraud and a liar is well known around these parts. You're completely unaware of that fact which makes you as dumb as they come.

As for GAR, I'd actually have to give a shit about the shithole to know when it's closed or open. If anyone in the industry started talking to me about GAR hours, I'd know to not take them seriously. Then again, my industry acquaintances would never let me order a fruity Pinot Grigio with a Marsala dish. Your industry fabrications were invented after you got your ass handed to you on Sunday fish delivery

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 05:59PM

That’s Sunday and holiday mornings, and the trucks just keep rolling in. You are such a beaten bowl of egg whites.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: November 27, 2019 06:19PM

Those delivery days, like your Principals, are figments of your imagination. Same can be said of Brockmont, DCPD, the lack of a wall on the east side of Spirit of Justice park, the notion that 3rd St., NW passes under the Daly Building and any of the other numerous addled ideas your deficient brain produces.

Funny how you didn't post the whole time you were allegedly out with the Principals the other night. Hmmmm.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Barrrickman ()
Date: November 27, 2019 06:36PM

I knows all. I sucks all.
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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 27, 2019 07:10PM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> Those delivery days, like your Principals, are
> figments of your imagination.

Well, maybe it’s me and the late Andrew Bourdain. But you could always just ask the folks at the Oceanaire Seafood Room and see what their experience is. They’re nothing special really, but they aren’t uninformed simpleton douchebags like you.

> Funny how you didn't post the whole time you were
> allegedly out with the Principals the other night.
> Hmmmm.

It was actually afternoon, and I did post once at 1:23. We were otherwise on a bit of an eat-and-run schedule, and in addition to gyro-gobbling, we were looking at pics of the trip to Key West. Don’t recall ever seeing pics of any of your ‘trips’. Ever.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: XWPME ()
Date: November 27, 2019 10:24PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The “bad English” gene would appear to be
> present in ALL of these dopes. I wonder if there
> are any conclusions that can be drawn from that.
>
>
> Meanwhile, spoofs and sock-puppets are the
> exclusive domain of the intellectually
> incompetent. Which is to say the loser(s) of
> Falls Church City.


The only conclusion to be drawn, Gerund Boy, is not only are you a nasty, moronic, full of shit old man, you're a nasty, moronic, full of shit, PEDANTIC old man. This isn't The Oxford Literary Review, it's Fairfax Underground, a cheap ass message board infested with trolls. THere's no place for the Grammar Police here. Of course, you're too DOLTish to understand that.

You cry about sock puppets but use your own. Once more, you show what a hypocrite you are. The loser, here, is YOU, DOLT

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: November 27, 2019 10:41PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So completely irrational — another sure sign of
> BWDS. As we know, you can’t afford to live
> where I live, do what I do, or dine where I dine.
> That will include the holiday meal to be prepared
> in-house tomorrow by a chef of our acquaintance
> for a group of 10-12 family and friends. Should be
> a good time, but I can’t say that I won’t stop
> by here to do a little holiday taunting. Can’t
> be anything wrong with that.


Nobody believes you, you dimwit douchebag. Nobody wants to live in the broken down fleabag where you're 2 wks behind on your rent. You're TG meal is coming from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen, & it's free, so anybody can afford it.

Again, you prove the major event in your life is posting your BS to a stupid ass forum like this. It DEFINITELY sucks to be you,

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: J. Poopydepends Moronclown ()
Date: November 27, 2019 10:54PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The fact that GAR places are closed on both
> Thanksgiving and Christmas Day is pretty well
> known in the industry. You’re not in any way
> connected to any of that of course. Chef
> Boy-ar-dee would be about as close to knowing a
> chef as you could come.


The fact that nobody who knows anything about restaurants cares when GAR are open or closed is well known. Only suckers eat the microwaved, overpriced fare they offer & put up with the crappy service & cheesy atmosphere of GAR. Only a moron would think GAR is any good.....oh, wait, this is the guy who pees his Depends we're talking about..........

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 08:23AM

XWPME Wrote:
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> This isn't The Oxford Literary Review...

Still no call for the sorts of bad English and poor usage as are common enough among the slowpokes here. I realize that it's a steep hill for those so poorly read and educated, but if you are only going to speak one language, at least try to do a passable job with that one.

> You cry about sock puppets but use your own.

Give us the particulars your best example.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 08:39AM

Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Nobody wants to live in the broken down fleabag where you're
> 2 wks behind on your rent.

J. Poopydepends Moronclown Wrote:
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> Only suckers eat the microwaved, overpriced fare they offer
> & put up with the crappy service & cheesy atmosphere of GAR.

^^^ Two examples of the sorts of low-grade, detached-from-reality nonsense that desperate goobers are apt to put up as they struggle to defend the wretched nature of their threadbare little worlds.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 10:47AM

Well, here it is Thanksgiving Day, a time when even the most lowly and unfortunate are supposed to give thanks to somebody or other for the meager extents of what little they actually have -- for many, pretty much just some Banquet or Marie Callender delicacy, a 6-pack of cheap beer, and a football game to watch. Whoopee!

Out here in the Sweet Spot of course, conditions are rather different. It's still rather breezy after quite the blustery overnight. The thermometer sits at 44 degrees right now, and it might not be moving so very far from that mark today at all. We do have all the blue skies and bright sunshine that anyone could ask for, so visually at least, it's quite the lovely day out there. No recent signs of either our wildlife friends or the yard crew, but we do expect each of those to be along again in due time. We expect as well meanwhile to be enjoying the company of upscale family and friends for the bulk of the day, and to be enjoying a sumptuous repast as prepared by The Visiting Chef. He's a hunter, so it's a good bet we'll see some form of venison included on the menu today along with the usual turkey and all the trimmings. In days gone by, it was I who was Captain of the Kitchen on Thanksgiving, and while I don;t expect today to enjoy anything quite like my own baked acorn squash or broccoli florets in cheese sauce, I will admit to being glad now to have passed that particular mantle along. All the better that it's gone now to a professional cooker person. That's got to be a plus.

In other news, the Nats made quite the wise move yesterday in re-signing Yan Gomes to a two-year, $10 million deal. While he got off to a slow start on both sides of the ball after coming over from the AL, he should have plenty left in the tank at age 32, and at his best, he's a plus player with both the bat and the glove. He should again be able to join Kurt Suzuki in defining an excellent catching tandem. Raudy Read may or may not have the talent and temperament to make a spot for himself in MLB, Tres Barrera doesn't appear to have much of a hit tool, and promising Israel Pineda is still a couple of years away at least. It will be good to have plate coverage set until we can learn more about all that.

Offering no coverage of anything at all of course are the wasted wussies of Falls Church City. Big time blabberers, but knowers of almost literally nothing at all, these clowns just waffle on in illustration of the wages of ignorance. Like some grand anti-Amazon, you can call on them for anything at all, and they will consistently fail to deliver.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 02:51PM

The Visiting Chef is hard at work. So am I, if you count holding a beer.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 04:52PM

Getting close to sit-down time. So much wonderful stuff is on the way.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 06:33PM

Wow! Too much good stuff. Time to veg out a little.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 28, 2019 08:09PM

So, that was a great day. Good people. good times, delicious food. Only way to top that off is with some wonderful sleep. Zzzzzz!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: VVTYK ()
Date: November 29, 2019 08:58AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So, that was a great day. Good people. good
> times, delicious food. Only way to top that off
> is with some wonderful sleep. Zzzzzz!


On a day you're supposed to be enjoying good times with friends & family, Gerund Boy, here, in the space of just under 12 hrs., comes to some cheap ass forum full of trolls to put up 7 shitposts. NOtice he's the only participant in this thread who put up anything on Turkey Day. While the rest of us were enjoying our day with our families & friends, he's shitposting on a stupid ass message board. We have things to do and times to enjoy. All this assclown has to do is shitpost on FFXU.

PROOF POSTITIVE, that this jackoff is a nasty, foul, disgusting, repulsive, smelly, full of shit, Depends pooping old man whose high points in life consist of shitposting BS on some cheap internet message board.


This buttfuck's Turkey Day was so miserable he had to come here and post his usual garbage, b\c it's all he had to do.

Truly, Gerund Boy, you've just submitted final and convincing proof it absolutely, positively, completely, totally and throughly SUCKS TO BE YOU

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 10:53AM

Well, here it is -- Black Friday. It's off to the Mall today for some, and back to work for others. For us wealthy retirees out here in the delightful Sweet Spot however, it's mostly back to the fact that the fridges are packed with left-overs, each container recalling yesterday's wonderful Festival of Eats. And thanks in large part to The Visiting Chef, what a yummy festival it was this year! Roast turkey, baked ham, sweet potatoes with marshmallow, scratch-made mashed potatoes with giblet gravy, green bean and mushroom casserole -- you have to have that and of course cranberry sauce -- dressing, and little crescent rolls with butter. As noted, The VC is also a hunter, so there were indeed medallions of venison as appetizers, some in a vinegar sauce and some in a hot sauce, along with very tasty bacon-wrapped poppers consisting of jalapeno, cream cheese, and the roast breast of a recently gunned-down dove. So much for being symbols of peace -- these carnivores are just uncontrollable! Assorted seasonal fruit tortes for dessert, but those were made by actual bakers, not The VC. That's in any case a meal you will at least have to go lie down on the couch after. Yum!

No sign of any of our wildlife friends yesterday, but it's a new day today, one that began with temps just in the low 30's and only vague hopes of ever seeing as much as 45. That's kind of disappointing as we head into what looks like a pretty chilly week, but at least the winds have died down some and we again have tons of lovely sunshine and bright blue skies trimmed with a few puffy white clouds. It was perhaps just a tad on the chilly side on the way down and back to retrieve the morning paper earlier, but still quite pleasant.

In other news, old friend Justin Bour has signed a contract to play the 2020 season in Japan with the Hanshin Tigers. The large left-handed hitter is a DC native and grew up in Chantilly, starring in baseball at Westfield HS and then over a three-year career at George Mason University. Even at age 31, he might have been on the radar for the Nats as a power bench piece and platoon 1B, but Hanshin was likely in it for more dollars than what the Nats would have been willing to offer. Hope he does well.

Not doing well at all of course, are the clumsy cloggers of Falls Church City, all of whom disappeared at just the same time recently for some odd reason. Perhaps they all flew home to GlenMONT, CA, for the holiday. Or perhaps they are all still suffering ill effects from the brutal impacts of Phase One. Years of history suggest though that they'll manage to reconstitute themselves somehow and eventually return to the saying of hopelessly silly things here. I suspect that we can count on that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bernie! ()
Date: November 29, 2019 11:04AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, here it is -- Black Friday. It's off to the
> Mall today for some, and back to work for others.
> For us wealthy retirees out here in the delightful
> Sweet Spot however, it's mostly back to the fact
> that the fridges are packed with left-overs, each
> container recalling yesterday's wonderful
> Festival of Eats. And thanks in large part
> to The Visiting Chef, what a yummy festival it was
> this year! Roast turkey, baked ham, sweet
> potatoes with marshmallow, scratch-made mashed
> potatoes with giblet gravy, green bean and
> mushroom casserole -- you have to have that and of
> course cranberry sauce -- dressing, and little
> crescent rolls with butter. As noted, The VC is
> also a hunter, so there were indeed medallions of
> venison as appetizers, some in a vinegar sauce and
> some in a hot sauce, along with very tasty
> bacon-wrapped poppers consisting of jalapeno,
> cream cheese, and the roast breast of a recently
> gunned-down dove. So much for being symbols of
> peace -- these carnivores are just uncontrollable!
> Assorted seasonal fruit tortes for dessert, but
> those were made by actual bakers, not The VC.
> That's in any case a meal you will at least have
> to go lie down on the couch after. Yum!
>
> No sign of any of our wildlife friends yesterday,
> but it's a new day today, one that began with
> temps just in the low 30's and only vague hopes of
> ever seeing as much as 45. That's kind of
> disappointing as we head into what looks like a
> pretty chilly week, but at least the winds have
> died down some and we again have tons of lovely
> sunshine and bright blue skies trimmed with a few
> puffy white clouds. It was perhaps just a tad on
> the chilly side on the way down and back to
> retrieve the morning paper earlier, but still
> quite pleasant.
>
> In other news, old friend Justin Bour has signed a
> contract to play the 2020 season in Japan with the
> Hanshin Tigers. The large left-handed hitter is a
> DC native and grew up in Chantilly, starring in
> baseball at Westfield HS and then over a
> three-year career at George Mason University.
> Even at age 31, he might have been on the radar
> for the Nats as a power bench piece and platoon
> 1B, but Hanshin was likely in it for more dollars
> than what the Nats would have been willing to
> offer. Hope he does well.
>
> Not doing well at all of course, are the clumsy
> cloggers of Falls Church City, all of whom
> disappeared at just the same time recently for
> some odd reason. Perhaps they all flew home to
> GlenMONT, CA, for the holiday. Or perhaps they
> are all still suffering ill effects from the
> brutal impacts of Phase One. Years of
> history suggest though that they'll manage to
> reconstitute themselves somehow and eventually
> return to the saying of hopelessly silly things
> here. I suspect that we can count on that.
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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 12:19PM

Like several others recently, this post took less than 30 seconds to create.

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Posted by: XCWXH ()
Date: November 29, 2019 02:21PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Not doing well at all of course, are the clumsy
> cloggers of Falls Church City, all of whom
> disappeared at just the same time recently for
> some odd reason. Perhaps they all flew home to
> GlenMONT, CA, for the holiday. Or perhaps they
> are all still suffering ill effects from the
> brutal impacts of Phase One. Years of
> history suggest though that they'll manage to
> reconstitute themselves somehow and eventually
> return to the saying of hopelessly silly things
> here. I suspect that we can count on that.

The reason we "disappeared", DOLT, is b\c unlike a Depends peeing, obnoxious, full of shit nasty old man like you who sits alone in his falling down suburban rambler and has to make up a FAKE dinner prepared by an imaginary "chef" to shitpost about on a FAKE ass internet forum full of trolls, we actually have dinners to go to & family & friends to see.

B\C we actually have a life & friends & family to see & dinner to eat, unlike you, we don't have time to sit around dreaming up BS to shitpost on FFXU.

This is why nobody envied a miserable, nasty, full of shit old man who has no friends, nowhere to go for Thanksgiving & whose major events in his, lonely, miserable life are nasty & rude shitposts to a troll infested cheapshit internet forum

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 02:32PM

^^^ They keep trying to hide from the simple truth.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MMVFY ()
Date: November 29, 2019 02:56PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ They keep trying to hide from the simple
> truth.


Nobody's hiding from anything, Gerund Boy, except for your sorry, miserable, loser ass. The truth is , DOLT, we don't have to make up shit to shitpost in a cheapO internet forum b\c we're not miserable like you. You hide from & deny your own misery w/your obvious BS shitposts

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 29, 2019 03:29PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> As noted, The VC is
> also a hunter,
> gunned-down dove.

HEY DIM WIT! I thought you didn't like guns. That's what you shit posted on other threads. But here you are saying how wonderful it is your imaginary friend the "chef" is also a "hunter" who "gunned down" a dove.

One moe, DIM WIT, you expose yourself as a fake & a fraud with another 1 of your lying shit posts. .

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 04:01PM

LOL! I believe The Visiting Chef and his comrade-in-arms killed nearly seventy doves between them, many of which became part of yesterday’s delicious eats. That venison was taken off the hoof by them as well.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 29, 2019 04:19PM

But you said you didn't like funs, DIM WIT. So what's up with telling us how great these fake hunters of yours are? Since you don't like guns & all, what's up w/that, Fraud Boy?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 05:07PM

What a freaking dope! There are about 16,000 dove hunters in VA and they bag some 225,000 birds each year. Get used to it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 29, 2019 05:14PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> What a freaking dope! There are about 16,000 dove
> hunters in VA and they bag some 225,000 birds each
> year. Get used to it.


Looks like U got a problem w/English, illiterate Fraud Boy. I don't got no prob. w/nobody hunting anything. U got a prob. w/guns. U've been called out on it & now Ur trying 2 sidestep it. Not gonna happen, DIM WIT. Inquiring minds wanna know, Fraud Boy, how come u think hunters R OK, but at the same time, U got a prob. w/guns? What's it gonna be, Harry the Hypocrite? Do U got a prob. w/guns or no?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 29, 2019 05:22PM

You’re a lot dumber than you think. In fact, you’re a lot dumber than a stick. There are rules and regulations for the legal use of firearms in the state and county. None of them says a thing about asking permission from me. Comply with the laws and have a nice day.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 29, 2019 06:55PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You’re a lot dumber than you think. In fact,
> you’re a lot dumber than a stick. There are
> rules and regulations for the legal use of
> firearms in the state and county. None of them
> says a thing about asking permission from me.
> Comply with the laws and have a nice day.

Ur a lot dumber than people give Ur sorry, miserable loser ass credit 4. We know about the laws, stupid. We wanna know Y Ur such a hypocrite when U say how great people who use guns R when U don't like guns. Ur caught in ANOTHER contradictory, hypocritical & FRAUDULENT statement, loser. Ur nothing but a FAKE & a sham like we knew all along, DIM WIT.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 08:08AM

You've got to hand it to the stooges -- the angrier they get over things, the dumber the stuff that they say. Like driving, hunting in this area is regulated, not prohibited. All those who can meet the minimum requirements and who are willing and able to play by the established rules of the road may hunt or drive as they may see fit. Some may choose to do it a lot, some may choose not to do it at all. It's pretty much up to folks themselves to make that decision. All this can of course become much too complicated for stooges to be able to follow along with or comprehend. That's what being a stooge means after all.

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Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: November 30, 2019 09:55AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You've got to hand it to the stooges -- the
> angrier they get over things, the dumber the stuff
> that they say. Like driving, hunting in this area
> is regulated, not prohibited. All those who can
> meet the minimum requirements and who are willing
> and able to play by the established rules of the
> road may hunt or drive as they may see fit. Some
> may choose to do it a lot, some may choose not to
> do it at all. It's pretty much up to folks
> themselves to make that decision. All this can of
> course become much too complicated for stooges to
> be able to follow along with or comprehend.
> That's what being a stooge means after all.



You've got to hand it to the dumbos. The more they're shown up to be frauds, the more they try to sidestep and think nobody will catch them on it. You can tell this DIM WIT 50X you know what laws & regs are, but, like the dope that he is, he keeps repeating the same old drivel and thinks if he repeats it, people will buy it. WRONG, DUMBO. He thinks he's so clever with his repeated side stipping that gets seen-thru every time he does it.

He's so dense you keep telling him you're calling him out on his hypocrisy & he keeps sidestepping it. Or is it too complicated for somebody as slow as he is to understand what you're calling him out on? Maybe that's why he keeps repeating this BS abou t laws & regs when nobody's questioning him on laws & regs. He's illiterate. Maybe that's it.

Either way, it don't look too good for this DIM WIT. He's either stupid, illiterate, a hypocrite or MAYBE ALL 3!

& what's real funny is he thinks people envy him. WHY would anyone want to be a stupid, illiterate, ignorant, obnoxious hypocrite?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 10:20AM

Well, it looks like we're done for now. On the dark side of Thanksgiving, it suddenly seems like the next bit of actually nice morning weather will be down in beautiful Palm Beach Gardens in March. We'll indeed be down there for that of course, as will a couple of our Nats Park pals. We'll be feeding the swans and enjoying free made-to-order breakfasts each day before heading out in shirt-sleeves to enjoy the day's game. You all will of course still be hunkered down back here hoping that the ratty old fleece thing can keep you sort of warm for another day or two (which it won't).

In any event, it was but 37 degrees earlier under cloudy skies. The winds remain reasonable at least, but it's still just not right out there. We're not going make much more than 40 degrees today, and there's a 30% chance of rain later on. Won't that be yucky! Might need to build a fire in the fireplace. Oh wait...you just flip the little switch thing. Cool! Also cool would be the appearance of some of our wonderful wildlife friends during Cash Cab hours today. We'll certainly be on the lookout for them.

In other news, we're back to there being not very much other news. "Matty told Hatty, 'bout a thing she saw..." and there's not much else going on out there beyond that. The off-season is pretty much like a slow-cooker though. Not much seems to be happening when all of a sudden -- ding --- something's done and ready to serve. We'll just have to stand by and see what all it might wnd up being. Maybe it will be as good as poppers made with parts of shot-down doves. Those were yummy!

Not yummy at all, but rather quite difficult to stomach of course are these rattle-the-cage rubes and goobers from good old Falls Church City. With no known record of any sort of accomplishment at all, these dopes can barely 'speaka da language' or follow Google-maps well enough to get around the area at all. And don't even mention a site like Redfin. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: November 30, 2019 10:39AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like we're done for now. I keep getting shown up as a fraud & make a total ass of myself w/every shitpost on FFXU. I'm gay. On the
> dark side of Thanksgiving, it suddenly seems like
> the next bit of actually nice morning weather will
> be down in beautiful Palm Beach Gardens in March.
> We'll indeed not be down there for that of course, as
> will a couple of our Nats Park pals
. We'll not be
> feeding the swans and enjoying free made-to-order
> breakfasts each day before heading out in
> shirt-sleeves to enjoy the day's game. Youwe all
> will of course still be hunkered down back here
> hoping that the ratty old fleece thing can keep
> youus sort of warm for another day or two (which it
> won't).
>
> In any event, it was but 37 degrees earlier under
> cloudy skies. The winds remain reasonable at
> least, but it's still just not right out there.
> We're not going make much more than 40 degrees
> today, and there's a 30% chance of rain later on.
> Won't that be yucky! Might need to beg the landlord to fix the heat & leaky roofuild a fire
> in the fireplace. Oh wait...you just flip the
> little switch thing. Cool!
Also not cool would be
> the appearance of some of our wonderful wildlife
> friends, you know, the rats, mice & raccoons. The dumpsters are really overflowing with the busted trash bags that are spilling their empty cans of Milwaukee's Best & empty Boone's Farm bottles from Yesterday during Cash CabJerry Springer hours today. We'll
> certainly be on the lookout for them.
>
> In other news, I still don't know shit about baseballwe're back to there being not very
> much other news. "Matty told Hatty, 'bout a thing
> she saw..." and there's not much else going on out
> there beyond that. The off-season is pretty much
> like a slow-cooker though. Not much seems to be
> happening when all of a sudden -- ding ---
> something's done and ready to serve. We'll just
> have to stand by and see what all it might wnd up
> being. Maybe it will be as good as poppers made
> with parts of shot-down doves. Those were yummy!

>
>
> Not yummy at all, but rather quite difficult to
> stomach of course are these rattle-the-cage rubes
> and goobers from good old Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad & Poopy Depends Club that I'm Loser-in-Chief ofFalls Church City.
> With no known record of any sort of accomplishment
> at all, theswe dopes can barely 'speaka da
> language' or follow Google-maps well enough to get
> around the area at all. And don't even mention a
> site like Redfin. I got so PWND & I'm still getting PWND today from my stupidity about mentioning REdfin. It's like the gift that keeps on giving exxcept it keeps blowing up in my face. Those trolls living in my head rent free don't even have to try. I make myslef look stupid all my myself. I guess that's why I'm Loser-in-Chief of the Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad and Poopy Depends Club. I'm the dumbest ass & biggest loser of all! LOL! Did I remember to mention I'm gay? It's very important for everybody to know I'm gay, especially the 8 FFXU trolls & their sick puppets living in my head rent free. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JXNCB ()
Date: November 30, 2019 11:05AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like we're done for now. On the
> dark side of Thanksgiving, it suddenly seems like
> the next bit of actually nice morning weather will
> be down in beautiful Palm Beach Gardens in March.
> We'll indeed be down there for that of course, as
> will a couple of our Nats Park pals. We'll be
> feeding the swans and enjoying free made-to-order
> breakfasts each day before heading out in
> shirt-sleeves to enjoy the day's game. You all
> will of course still be hunkered down back here
> hoping that the ratty old fleece thing can keep
> you sort of warm for another day or two (which it
> won't).
>


Is there anybody here who knows why this DOLT keeps shitposting the details of his insignificant, miserable little supposed "life" as if anybody really wanted to read it?

Does anybody here know why Gerund Boy, here, keeps makiing up all this shit about luxurious houses, dinners, overpriced baseball tix & overpriced restaurants?

Anybody know why he thinks anybody here actually believes this BS?

I know this guy's not just dumb, he's INCREDIBLY DUMB, but you'd think after we told him hundreds of times he's made an ass of himself again, he'd get the idea. You'd think after we told him 100X we see thru his BS, he'd get the idea. NOT HIM, though. This guy is a REAL DOLT.

Nobody buys your BS, Gerund Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 11:06AM

^^^ Examples of time- and space-wasting morons.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: November 30, 2019 11:48AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^I'm a shining Example of sa time- and space-wasting moron.


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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pancho, Head Honcho of El Rancho ()
Date: November 30, 2019 11:53AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, it looks like we're done for now. On the
> dark side of Thanksgiving, it suddenly seems like
> the next bit of actually nice morning weather will
> be down in beautiful Palm Beach Gardens in March.
> We'll indeed be down there for that of course, as
> will a couple of our Nats Park pals. We'll be
> feeding the swans and enjoying free made-to-order
> breakfasts each day before heading out in
> shirt-sleeves to enjoy the day's game. You all
> will of course still be hunkered down back here
> hoping that the ratty old fleece thing can keep
> you sort of warm for another day or two (which it
> won't).


right on schedule, this dull boy posts his usual morning BS and fantasies. It's the same old boring nonsense. No sense in reading it too carefully since ut's just BS and the same old kind of tired fairy tales. This dumb bunny changes a few words here and there, but, it's basically the same old boring BS posted every day. I guess if it makes him happy, but, he's got to have a real sucky life if he's got to do this every day.

Glad I'm not him.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 12:15PM

LOL! I simply enjoy taunting all you dumb-ass loser bitches. On a more serious note, having been a writer over so many years, it's just a fun thing to do. Some people wake up and do calisthenics or go off on a run to start the day. I like to run words together into an interesting composition. You idiots tune in every single morning, so I guess I'm doing something right.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TKJPD ()
Date: November 30, 2019 12:35PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! I simply enjoy taunting all you dumb-ass
> loser bitches. On a more serious note, having
> been a writer over so many years, it's just a fun
> thing to do. Some people wake up and do
> calisthenics or go off on a run to start the day.
> I like to run words together into an interesting
> composition. You idiots tune in every single
> morning, so I guess I'm doing something right.


No, DOLT, it's us who enjoy taunting YOU. You couldn't have been much of a writer, self pub. at best, b\c you make a total and complete ass of yourself w/every shitpost. You tune in here every day, DOLT, so you must like making an ass of yourself and have everybody point it out.

W/every shitpost, you amaze me at the lows somebody can sink to. Every day, I'm totally amazed at how much more a loser and a dumbshit somebody can make out of himself.

For us, it's fun shining virtual lights on your asinine antics. We don't have to do much to make you look stupid. Every day, you do that yourself as you sink to new lows in stupidity.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 12:52PM

^^^ Not a word of that made any sense at all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MMMJG ()
Date: November 30, 2019 03:08PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Not a word of that made any sense at all.


B\C you're too stupid to understand English, Gerund Boy. Maybe if I misspelled a few words you'd understand it. & this DOLT says he used to write. More of his BS exposed. Yup, this moron don't need no help making an ass of himself.

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Date: November 30, 2019 03:36PM

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 30, 2019 04:39PM

MMMJG Wrote:
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> & this DOLT says he used to write.

Op-Ed’s here and there, but mostly professional journals and the academic press.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MMWMX ()
Date: November 30, 2019 10:16PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> MMMJG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > & this DOLT says he used to write.
>
> Op-Ed’s here and there, but mostly professional
> journals and the academic press.


That's BULLSHIT, Gerund Boy. YOu've shown you vcan't understand English, so don't expect anybody to believe that BS. You're nothing but a fake, illiterate loser.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: November 30, 2019 11:43PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! I simply enjoy taunting all you dumb-ass
> loser bitches.


Your shitposts don't "taunt" anyone. In fact, we use them to show how much an ass you make of yourself every day. It's fun to let everybody see what a moron you are.


> On a more serious note, having
> been a writer over so many years, it's just a fun
> thing to do.


YOu write at a 2nd grade level. Nobody believes you were a writer.


> Some people wake up and do
> calisthenics or go off on a run to start the day.
> I like to run words together into an interesting
> composition.


You're the only one who thinks they're "interesting". Every else can see how childish & hypocritical they are, neveer mind how often you paint yourself into a corner. It's fun watching you chew your nails when you realize what an ass you've made of yourself, again.



You idiots tune in every single
> morning, so I guess I'm doing something right.


This is what I mean when I tell you that you make an ass of yourself. Not everybody comes here every single day. YOu do. It's been pointed out to you TWICE, now, ass, that you were the only one who posted here on TG Day. It's bbeen pointed out to you TWICE, now, dullard, that you put up something like 7 shitposts in A 12 HR PERIOD & nobody else put up any posts. It's been pointed out to you TWICE, now, most moronic of morons, that anybody who has to shitpost on some cheap ass internet forum full of trolls (some of which are currently living in your head rent free) on a holiday can't have anything better to do.

We spent our TG day enjoying the company of our friends and family. You spent it shitposting on a cheap ass internet message board. It's been pointed out to you TWICE, now, dopey, YOU'RE the LOSER, here. Only a REAL loser spends a holiday shitposting on some stupid internet message board. THis makes YOU not just a regular loser, but an totally REAL LOSER.

Most of us here are GLAD not to have to be you, because it TOTALLY SUCKS to be you, Dunce.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: .Fíxér of It for You. ()
Date: November 30, 2019 11:50PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! I simply enjoy tauntbeing all you dumb-ass
> loser bitches. On a more serious note, having
> been a total failure of a writer over so many years, it's just a fundumb
> thing to do. Some people wake up and do
> calisthenics or go off on a run to start the day.
> I like to run words together into shitposts so everybody can laugh at mean interesting
> composition
. You idiots like me tune in every single
> morning, even on holidays, since nobody wants to spend any time with me b\c I'm such a miserable, nasty old man who's so I guess I'm doing someeverything wrongight.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 01, 2019 10:39AM

Wow! Tough night for the sock-puppets. Not to mention some Seven-Figure-Spoofer or other. But I should probably clarify that 'writer' was never my primary function. Like teaching and programming, it was just something that came with the territory. I enjoyed all three of those things and had a good deal of success with each of them, so I just picked up the ball and ran with all of it. Worked out well for me.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Caller of Bee Ess ()
Date: December 01, 2019 12:06PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Wow! Tough night for the sock-puppets. Not to
> mention some Seven-Figure-Spoofer or other. But I
> should probably clarify that 'writer' was never my
> primary function. Like teaching and programming,
> it was just something that came with the
> territory. I enjoyed all three of those things
> and had a good deal of success with each of them,
> so I just picked up the ball and ran with all of
> it. Worked out well for me.


^^^^^^^^I call BULLSHIT on everything in this post. Nobody believes you, asswipe.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 01, 2019 12:13PM

Well, here we are fallen into the cruel throes of some even yuckier weather still. It was once again a paltry 37 degrees out there when I awoke, but this time there was an obvious 100% chance of rain, as the stuff was indeed coming down at the time. The mercury has made it all the way to 39 now, and I was able to sneak down and bring back the morning paper during a bit of a lull in the downpour process, but we're looking at prospects for fairly significant precipitation right on through the daylight hours today. Luckily, there will be all those hours of Cash Cab to brighten things up between 1:00 and 5:00.

Our wildlife friends meanwhile continue to boycott the property, I'm afraid. And it isn't just us, as we haven't seen anything either when out and about in the area. Though the fridges yet harbor significant stores of leftovers from the Festival of Eats on Thursday, we decided to hop over to Santini's in Oakton last night for some chili, soup, sandwiches, and of course, pizza. But there was no wildlife at all to be seen along the way, either going or coming back. So sad,

In other news, some MLB teams have not done anything significant over the past 24 hours or so, and the rest have done even less than that. There may be a bit of a back-to-work effect kicking in tomorrow, but there's no guaranty that anything will come of that right off the bat either. It'll most likely still be a week of wait-and-see. The Winter Meetings get underway next Monday however, so something real might occur then, something above and beyond the hours of senseless babble that talking heads from the likes of MLB Network are certain to generate. There is more honor among sideshow barkers than among that crew.

Utter lack of honor is of course something that typifies the louts and losers of Falls Church City as well. Their pervasive ignorance and ever-raging envy and butthurt leave them unable even to mimic the actions of actually sentient human beings. Big doings in the Itsy Bitsy City at 6:00 PM tomorrow though, as none other than Santa will be at Mr. Brown's Park to help celebrate lighting of the city's festive holiday street lights. Whoopee! There will even be free hot chocolate available. Get there early to avoid the crowds!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Falls Church Farnsworth ()
Date: December 01, 2019 01:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, here we are fallen into the cruel throes of
> some even yuckier weather still. It was once
> again a paltry 37 degrees out there when I awoke,
> but this time there was an obvious 100% chance of
> rain, as the stuff was indeed coming down at the
> time. The mercury has made it all the way to 39
> now, and I was able to sneak down and bring back
> the morning paper during a bit of a lull in the
> downpour process, but we're looking at prospects
> for fairly significant precipitation right on
> through the daylight hours today. Luckily, there
> will be all those hours of Cash Cab to brighten
> things up between 1:00 and 5:00.
>
> Our wildlife friends meanwhile continue to boycott
> the property, I'm afraid. And it isn't just us,
> as we haven't seen anything either when out and
> about in the area. Though the fridges yet harbor
> significant stores of leftovers from the
> Festival of Eats on Thursday, we decided to
> hop over to Santini's in Oakton last night for
> some chili, soup, sandwiches, and of course,
> pizza. But there was no wildlife at all to be
> seen along the way, either going or coming back.
> So sad,
>
> In other news, some MLB teams have not done
> anything significant over the past 24 hours or so,
> and the rest have done even less than that. There
> may be a bit of a back-to-work effect kicking in
> tomorrow, but there's no guaranty that anything
> will come of that right off the bat either. It'll
> most likely still be a week of wait-and-see. The
> Winter Meetings get underway next Monday however,
> so something real might occur then, something
> above and beyond the hours of senseless babble
> that talking heads from the likes of MLB Network
> are certain to generate. There is more honor
> among sideshow barkers than among that crew.
>
> Utter lack of honor is of course something that
> typifies the louts and losers of Falls Church City
> as well. Their pervasive ignorance and
> ever-raging envy and butthurt leave them unable
> even to mimic the actions of actually sentient
> human beings. Big doings in the Itsy Bitsy City
> at 6:00 PM tomorrow though, as none other than
> Santa will be at Mr. Brown's Park to help
> celebrate lighting of the city's festive holiday
> street lights. Whoopee! There will even be free
> hot chocolate available. Get there early to avoid
> the crowds!

^^^^^^^^^^the only possible explanation for this mentality deficient asshole is he's gay.

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