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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bzzztttt... Thanks for Playing! ()
Date: August 12, 2019 03:12PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Point Source Wrote:
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> > Why'd you try to pretend that you knew about
> Brockmont?
>
> Learn to read, sock-puppet. I characterized the
> Redfin report encountered while humiliating you
> over your asinine 'seven-figure' claim, and when
> challenged, I posted it verbatim. As I have so
> many times since to your utter consternation.

Nope...

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JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The facts include that you’re an ass who lives
> in a cramped and dirty dump with a pointless
> garage and Generac. What a fool! By the way,
> Brockmont is hotter in FCC-ish real estate circles
> these days than your back-sliding Broadmont.

You fucked up.

Own it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: August 12, 2019 03:13PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city Wrote:
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> > LOL! Unlike you, Brookmont Bob, no sock puppets
> need or used.
>
> Nice English, loser. And 'Brookmont Bob'? Isn't
> he the guy who claims to live and work in McLean?

Who knows? Nobody pays that much attention to your lies. After all, you're nothing more than a confirmed liar.

> They are actually officers of the the Metro
> Transit Police Department.

Correct, but you just had to look that up. None of any of this excuses your MPD/DCPD fuck up.

This is quite the effort to distract and attempt to elude the fact that you are completely incompetent when it comes to posting a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. No matter how hard you try, you can never escape that failure on your part.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:12PM

^^^ Such butthurt little bitches!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:21PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^I'm Such a butthurt little bitchesb\c my ass got such a pounding from the BBC at a Vienna gloryhole last night!


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Scholar ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:32PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Scholar Wrote:
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> > Oh. .............and another thing: I am no
> sock
> > puppet of seven figure or any of these trolls
> that
> > are successfully tormenting you as I type this.
>
>
> LOL! You are NOTHING but the same sorry ass
> sock-puppet who has had the shit kicked out of
> himself FOUR TIMES now over the anti-scientific
> matter of there being some genetic basis for race
> in human beings.
>
> > I do not live in the Gulch.
>
> Like the phony 'Well Read Person' or 'Amateur
> Local Historian', you don't live anywhere but in
> the mind of a noted Falls Church fraud and faker.


I never got into that argument, you nasty little shithook. In fact, you tried to drag me into it and I declined to get involved. I never took one side or the other in it. No wonder they call you "Dimwit". For my part, I must apologise to third graders for stating that your reading comprehension was third grade level. You reading comprehension is "functionally illiterate".

I did not get into that argument nor will I because I ain't interested. You and all the other people who were arguing about it can keep up the banter or not, for all that I care.

Reading is your FRIEND, Dimwit; too bad that you are functionally illiterate, -eh?


Oh no, Dimwit, I am real. I do not live in the Gulch. I live in D.C. I suppose that given your substandard intelligence, you would think it less embarrassing to get your butt kicked by a sock puppet, so you call me one. In reality, that makes you look even more dumb. Not only can you not make a point when you go up against real posters, but also, you lose to sock puppets and trolls.

Again, it is obvious to even the dullest of dullards, except for yourself, of course, that there is a reason that people call you "Dimwit".

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Advice Line ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:35PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Such butthurt little bitches!


You fuck up a lot like that... pretending to know things that you don't.

You should stop doing that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ,FIxer of It for You, ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:36PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> BSing Black Knight of Brockmont Wrote:
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> >
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>
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> Nice lunch just now with half The Principalsunemployed thanks to Salvation Army, by
> the way. Making ready for the Nats game now.
> We'll be in the District in a little over an hour
> I'd say, and then in our usual in-stadium parking
> spot
the TV Department at Walmart watching it.



FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: STFU assholes................ ()
Date: August 12, 2019 04:58PM

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Got a banana ()
Date: August 12, 2019 05:00PM

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: August 12, 2019 07:13PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Such butthurt little bitches!


You aren't too bright. Why would exposing you as a worthless, lying dumbfuck make me butthurt. It actually brings a smile to my face. Watching you squirm and try to deflect attention away from your massive and numerous blunders is practically the only reason to visit this forum.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Giver of plus ones ()
Date: August 13, 2019 12:55AM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> JP Morgenthau Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^ Such butthurt little bitches!
>
>
> You aren't too bright. Why would exposing you as a
> worthless, lying dumbfuck make me butthurt. It
> actually brings a smile to my face. Watching you
> squirm and try to deflect attention away from your
> massive and numerous blunders is practically the
> only reason to visit this forum.



+1

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city ()
Date: August 13, 2019 01:02AM

Off to Europe. You meanwhile have to contemplate how you can finance your next mundane trip to Florida. In the meatime, see if you can find a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. Most betters say you can't.
Toodles, loser!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Je suis Falls Church Guy ()
Date: August 13, 2019 11:51AM

seven figure city Wrote:
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> Off to Europe. You meanwhile have to contemplate
> how you can finance your next mundane trip to
> Florida. In the meatime, see if you can find a
> home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont
> neighborhood. Most betters say you can't.
> Toodles, loser!


Great. We'll drive his old ass nuts thinking that we're you while you're gone. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 13, 2019 12:11PM

Well, in the wake of yet another freakishly childish shit-storm that once again included desperate acts of pussy-inspired thread-vandalism as well as more unseemly emissions of noxious gasses from the massive stores of pent-up ignorance, envy, and butthurt that ever plague the usual low-grade louts and losers of Falls Church City (one of whom does not seem to know the difference between 'bettors' and 'betters'), it is still a very nice morning out here in the delicious Sweet Spot. While we keep an eye out for some shower activity expected to pop up here and there later on, the temperature at this point has snuck up only into the low 70's, while breezes have lately picked up and the humidity has tapered off. The result is yet another great day (at the moment) for all of us with the mind and means to live out this way. Others of course can only continue to live the life of a dung beetle.

That missing half of The Principals has meanwhile reported that the repair crew finally did arrive in the early afternoon, and that a capacity to both wash and dry loads of laundry has now been restored. This is a good thing. And unlike the wantonly lying morons abounding around here, these two actually do have upcoming summer travel plans. While it is of course certain that JJ will be delivering fresh seafood to each of their stores each Sunday and holiday morning, it is not at all certain at this point when our next joint dining event will be. It's always great to spend time enjoying fine food together though, so we'll work out something as the opportunity for it arises.

In other news. after Erick Fedde and the rest of his club gave him six solid innings of baseball last night, Dumb Davey came THIS CLOSE to throwing away another win through his hideously maladroit bullpen management. 'He's our closer' is the sort of punch-list caveman crap that should be grounds for firing. Fortunately, Doolittle was just barely able to induce one last pop-up that kept the rest of the roof from collapsing. He should now be unavailable until Friday at the earliest. Meanwhile, we have Joe Ross set to go next against CIN. He's surprised in each of his last two starts, and we'll have to hope that he can do that again. Alex Wood for the Reds was not long ago one of the toughest cookies around. He's been banged up and struggled post-2017, so maybe we can get to him tonight.

Maybe someone will one day get to these vapid Falls Church City fools as well and perhaps even pound some little bit of sense into their ignorant asses. Redfin knows about Brockmont, but none of them does. Luzmary has been serving Bolivian specialties daily while these clowns were just oblivious. One supposedly key Falls Church business after another has been closing its doors for good, and floods continue to dominate local
discourse. We don't see these sorts of problems out this way. We are also familiar enough here with the lessons of Shakespeare to know that DCPD > MPD. We're all just that much better and brighter out here than any of these dopey FCC clowns.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Quoted poster is a gay Bozo ()
Date: August 13, 2019 11:37PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, in the wake of yet another freakishly
> childish shit-storm that once again included
> desperate acts of pussy-inspired thread-vandalism
> as well as more unseemly emissions of noxious
> gasses from the massive stores of pent-up
> ignorance, envy, and butthurt that ever plague the
> usual low-grade louts and losers of Falls Church
> City (one of whom does not seem to know the
> difference between 'bettors' and 'betters'), it is
> still a very nice morning out here in the
> delicious Sweet Spot. While we keep an eye out
> for some shower activity expected to pop up here
> and there later on, the temperature at this point
> has snuck up only into the low 70's, while
> breezes have lately picked up and the humidity has
> tapered off. The result is yet another great day
> (at the moment) for all of us with the mind and
> means to live out this way. Others of course can
> only continue to live the life of a dung beetle.
>
>
> That missing half of The Principals has meanwhile
> reported that the repair crew finally did arrive
> in the early afternoon, and that a capacity to
> both wash and dry loads of laundry has now been
> restored. This is a good thing. And unlike the
> wantonly lying morons abounding around here, these
> two actually do have upcoming summer travel plans.
> While it is of course certain that JJ will be
> delivering fresh seafood to each of their stores
> each Sunday and holiday morning, it is not at all
> certain at this point when our next joint dining
> event will be. It's always great to spend time
> enjoying fine food together though, so we'll work
> out something as the opportunity for it arises.
>
> In other news. after Erick Fedde and the rest of
> his club gave him six solid innings of baseball
> last night, Dumb Davey came THIS CLOSE to throwing
> away another win through his hideously maladroit
> bullpen management. 'He's our closer' is the sort
> of punch-list caveman crap that should be grounds
> for firing. Fortunately, Doolittle was just
> barely able to induce one last pop-up that kept
> the rest of the roof from collapsing. He should
> now be unavailable until Friday at the earliest.
> Meanwhile, we have Joe Ross set to go next against
> CIN. He's surprised in each of his last two
> starts, and we'll have to hope that he can do that
> again. Alex Wood for the Reds was not long ago
> one of the toughest cookies around. He's been
> banged up and struggled post-2017, so maybe we can
> get to him tonight.
>
> Maybe someone will one day get to these vapid
> Falls Church City fools as well and perhaps even
> pound some little bit of sense into their ignorant
> asses. Redfin knows about Brockmont, but none of
> them does. Luzmary has been serving Bolivian
> specialties daily while these clowns were just
> oblivious. One supposedly key Falls Church
> business after another has been closing its doors
> for good, and floods continue to dominate local
> discourse. We don't see these sorts of problems
> out this way. We are also familiar enough here
> with the lessons of Shakespeare to know that DCPD
> > MPD. We're all just that much better and
> brighter out here than any of these dopey FCC
> clowns.


Obvious gay dolt Bozo is obvious.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 14, 2019 10:28AM

Well, lo and behold, after a night of ominous boom and bluster, it's yet another very fine morning out here in the coveted Sweet Spot. The temperature has just now hit the 70-degreee mark, and if ever, it will be well into the afternoon hours before it hits anything like 85. Mostly sunny out there to this point with some scattered puffy clouds. There are still puddles out on the back patio, and the overnight rains have pushed the humidity up into the 90's, but while less than the usual perfect or awfully close to it, it's still quite pleasant out there. Would have been even more pleasant had I taken a freshly-brewed cup of single-estate Kona out with me to grab the morning paper, but I left that inside. Once again, no visits from any of our recent wildlife friends, so it's just the birds and squirrels and chipmunks providing an animate background to the day.

In other news, Joe Ross added another page to his Cy Young resumé last night, posting a third straight strong start against the Reds that paved the way to a nifty 3-1 Nats victory. Given up for dead by me and many earlier in the year, he has been a little like the ghost of Max Scherzer since the latter hit the shelf. Of course, none of the D'Backs, Giants, or Reds is an offensive juggernaut, but until his final moments on Tuesday, Ross had not given up a run to any of them. This is the sort of stuff that some had envisioned from him back in the days before he got hurt. It's nice to see, both for him and for the ballclub. Hard to believe that Rizzo got both Ross and Trea Turner in exchange for Stephen Souza. Also good to see a healthy Juan Soto whacking away, and that Dumb Davey was finally forced into finding a way to get through the late innings without using Sean Doolittle. He should do that again today.

Max himself meanwhile looked fine in yesterday's 31-pitch simulated game, but more telling will be how his back recovers from that effort today. Still a wait-and-see thing, but there's a good chance he'll get slotted into a road start next week against the Pirates. That will likely mean that Erick Fedde goes back to Double-A, but he's shown well and will be back in September at the latest.

So today, we have a final and 4:05 tilt against the Reds on the card. Stephen Strasburg is slated to go up against Trevor Bauer. Stras has had his struggles in August and Bauer is better than he has recently been given credit for, so this could well be a tough one for the Nats to pull down. We'll in any case be heading out in due time to once again motor across Mass Ave and occupy our reserved in-stadium parking spot and comfy Club Level seats. Hopefully, the Nats will win in a less nerve-racking manner than on Monday and the game will run a bit to the long side, so as to allow the last of rush-hour traffic to get out of our way by the time we head for home. That is my wish, Ray Kinsella. That is my wish.

Meanwhile, there's been nary a peep out of 7FC and the Brockmont-a-phobiacs. He of course has claimed to be off to 'Europe', and perhaps it is the case that virtually all of the sock-puppets had booked passage along with him. What a shock. Most people who were actually going to Europe would of course have been more specific about their destinations -- London, Paris, Rome, the Greek isles -- that sort of thing. And given the vast array of phony trips he's claimed to have taken in the past, it certainly makes one wonder what's really going on. But the world and the tottering Itsy Bitsy City will just go on without him at this point. It's not like he makes any sort of positive contribution to things in any case.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 14, 2019 06:14PM

10-run rally? Yes, please!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 14, 2019 09:22PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> 10-run rally? Yes, please!


Ah, Goodman Dull, thou dost waste thy time and thy money in the payment of heed to a ha'penny forum whilst thou shouldst be enjoying a match. Ah, but forsooth and indeed, 'tis why thy fame as Goodman Dull is far and wide and evermore shall be it so!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 15, 2019 12:03AM

The Bardic point being missed by plodders here is re an author’s liberty to create, and the lack of any place in others to object.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 15, 2019 07:24AM

Ah, but Goodman Dull, our protest evermore shall be the fantastic and farcical nature of thy compositions. Forsooth, whilst there be no inherent objection or complaint to the very nature of either farce or fantasy, our protest doth spring from thy publishing them as fact.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 15, 2019 07:38AM

Your poor protest springs simply from being too dumb, too envious, and too butthurt to walk down a road to veracity that has been paved for you with perfect sense and perfectly common elements of English composition.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 15, 2019 09:57AM

Thy mindless drivel is the most apt characteristic from which springs thy well deserved appellation, Goodman Dull, although "Goodman" be a mite of a stretch. Nevertheless, let its use be a direct result and oh-so-worthy of my good and proper upbringing, something that would, of necessity, be overly lacking in a Dull.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 15, 2019 10:30AM

Well, the passage of another 24 hours has only left those of us wise and able enough to live out here in the Sweet Spot with yet another blue-ribbon morning to enjoy, doubtless as prelude to another blue-ribbon day. Sadly, it must be admitted that the 60's were never given any real chance on the Thursday thermometer, and the visiting humidity brought along a steamer trunk and means, like The Man Who Came to Dinner, to stick around for a while. There are a few welcome puffs of breeze blowing by though, and despite being a bit too close for overall comfort, it's still a pleasant enough atmosphere out there. With little prospect of ever seeing 85 degrees, we should be in fine shape once again today. The wildlife report sadly includes none of our favored friends, but instead a rapacious raccoon using the cover of darkness to take noisy possession of one of the back-patio bird feeders and suck all the delicious seed out of it. Such gluttony is not to be encouraged, but short of cutting off the seed supply altogether once Spring has sprung, there's really not much to do be done about it.

In other news, the Strasburg-Bauer matchup at Nats Park last night was about as advertised through the first four and a half innings. Each side had by that time barely managed to scratch out a single run, but things took a turn when Strasburg himself was able to reach out and poke a soft RBI single to right in the home half of the fifth. A merciless barrage ensued that brought home a total of ten Nats runs in that fateful fifth and then six more before any out had been recorded in the sixth. Consecutive ten-run innings had been a real possibility for a while there, but in the end, we had to settle for a raucous 17-7 victory and a sweep of the 3-game series against the Reds. You just never know what you might see on any given night at the old ballpark. And indeed all that offense did make for a long game that made post-game traffic a breeze. So we gave thanks to Ray Kinsella and stopped off to get a few days worth of our favorite pseudo-Chinese carry-out goodies to celebrate. Yum. The Nats are off today before welcoming the Brewers to town for three games starting Friday night. Max Scherzer believes that he should return to the mound for one of those games rather than waiting until next week in Pittsburgh. We'll see if the Nats' medical staff will do anything but agree.

Always in need of close medical scrutiny of course are the ever-plodding dullards of Falls Church City. So many of these have lately traveled off to 'Europe' though that their voices are much diminished and barely even heard at all. Not sure how they are ever going to cope with a backlog of ten trips to Florida still to be taken yet this year, but no doubt their current continental drift will soon enough be coming to an end such that they can return to making idiots of themselves here on a daily basis. Perhaps in fact by lauding the tiny new 'Mr. Brown's Park' recently opened in downtown FCC, just near the hardware store.

In the meantime, Dominion Energy reports that they have five customers without power this morning in Fairfax County, all of them in the Herndon area. Repairs to damaged lines should be completed by noon.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 15, 2019 10:36AM

Bard of the Marde Wrote:
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> Thy mindless drivel is the most apt characteristic
> from which springs thy well deserved appellation,
> Goodman Dull, although "Goodman" be a mite of a
> stretch. Nevertheless, let its use be a direct
> result and oh-so-worthy of my good and proper
> upbringing, something that would, of necessity, be
> overly lacking in a Dull.

Such a mindless dandiprat.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 15, 2019 11:21AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Bard of the Marde Wrote:
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> -----
> >
>
> >
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> >
>
> Such a mindless dandiprat.



Ah! and HARK! Goodman Dull hath discovered a new aid for his cyberonanism: The Dictionary most Urbane! Top Work indeed, Goodman Dull and forsooth! Indeed, the Urban Dictionary is so simple that it might confound only the simplest of simpletons, which, of course, thou wouldst be, Sirrah, without at the least a modicum of aid from beyond thy miserable walls. Thou, of wont, would find thyself unable to use the thesaurus, as even the spelling of that word would escape thee. All the same, BRAVO, Goodman Dull, BRAVO, indeed!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 15, 2019 11:46AM

Yore just a worthless butthurt nobody. Guffaw!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 15, 2019 08:45PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Yore just a worthless butthurt nobody. Guffaw!


BRAVO, once more I say BRAVO, Goodman Dull! Even one whom Pallas hath bypassed doth yet display powers unlimited of cyberprattle. O do, Good Sirrah, bless us with more of thy recapitulatory bloviations!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 16, 2019 08:07AM

You were doing as wll with Seven Figure City and the rest. None of them ever had anything material or intelligent to say either.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: August 16, 2019 09:26AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> THEYou were doing as wll withOl' Seven Figure City and
> the rest. I got PWND by them with every shitpost I made. I know, calling my posts "shitposts" is redundant, but I'm such a dolt I can't help myself None of themus, me or my sock puppets, ever had anything material
> or intelligent to say either.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 16, 2019 09:41AM

Well, for the first time in quite a while, it's an overcast morning out here in the Sweet Spot. True, the temperatures are yet floating around in the low 70's and the breeze is still with us, but these overnight showers keep driving the humidity up to unwelcome levels, and besides, things are not quite the same without the sun and those beautiful blue skies. It is still August of course, so the chance of some afternoon thunderstorms is out there as usual. When they do occur, these of course most often tend to bypass us out here and slam instead into small and shabby, flood-prone villages to the east.

Wildlife-wise, the blue jays are out in force this morning and arguing amongst themselves as they do. Not as bad as when some flock of grackles and starlings stops by, and the jays of course are a lot prettier. Otherwise no deer and no foxes to this point. Just the usual rush-hour-like hordes of squirrels and chipmunks. Not quite nice enough today to go out and sit on the back patio, so the freshly-brewed single-estate Kona and I are gazing out across all this the gorgeous greenery from behind our expansive and well-cooled windows. It's a canvas that recalls the work of many a great painter.

In other news, the Nats were off on Thursday after completing a 3-game sweeps of the Reds. Tonight the Brewers will be in town with Patrick Corbin taking the mound against Adrian Houser. Corbin has been particularly good at home this year, while young Mr. Houser has been kind of up and down everywhere. He hasn't been able to go deep into games very often, but he is a talented kid and the Brewers roll out a tough lineup, so this might be one of those games that Dumb Davey could somehow mess up at some point.

Already messed up beyond belief of course are these medieval -- dare I say Dark Ages -- pretenders from Falls Church City. They failed to see the armies of Redfin approaching disguised as Birnam Wood and are paying now an awful price for that fateful error. Such a sorry spectacle they have made of themselves.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Bard of the Marde ()
Date: August 16, 2019 11:53AM

Forsooth, what a stupendous work of fiction, Goodman Dull! I daresay that its one flaw is that it is totally lacking in anything worthy of the credit of any man with even a slightly-below-the-ordinary level of intelligence and perception. Fear not, though, Goodman Dull, the entertainment that it provides is in its obvious lack of even a shred of credibility. BRAVO again, Goodman Dull; BRAVO indeed!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 16, 2019 12:09PM

Lol! As Falls Church feckless as ever. Try something else.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Holofernes ()
Date: August 16, 2019 12:33PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Lol! As Falls Church feckless as ever. Try
> something else.


Goodman Dull! Haud convenimus!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 16, 2019 01:02PM

Semper aestuans.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: T. Maccius Plautus ()
Date: August 16, 2019 08:56PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Semper aestuans.


^^^^^^^^Fraus populi numquam creditus^^^^^^^^

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: HK ()
Date: August 16, 2019 09:23PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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Hey faggot, stop stealing the decorative benches from Vienna.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 06:37AM

T. Maccius Plautus Wrote:
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> ^^^^^^^^Fraus populi numquam creditus^^^^^^^^

And I never trusted any lying fathead from Falls Church.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Nick Rowwe of the GHET-to ()
Date: August 17, 2019 07:53AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, for the first time in quite a while, it's an
> overcast morning out here in the Sweet Spot.
> True, the temperatures are yet floating around in
> the low 70's and the breeze is still with us, but
> these overnight showers keep driving the humidity
> up to unwelcome levels, and besides, things are
> not quite the same without the sun and those
> beautiful blue skies. It is still August of
> course, so the chance of some afternoon
> thunderstorms is out there as usual. When they do
> occur, these of course most often tend to bypass
> us out here and slam instead into small and
> shabby, flood-prone villages to the east.
>
> Wildlife-wise, the blue jays are out in force this
> morning and arguing amongst themselves as they do.
> Not as bad as when some flock of grackles and
> starlings stops by, and the jays of course are a
> lot prettier. Otherwise no deer and no foxes to
> this point. Just the usual rush-hour-like hordes
> of squirrels and chipmunks. Not quite nice enough
> today to go out and sit on the back patio, so the
> freshly-brewed single-estate Kona and I are gazing
> out across all this the gorgeous greenery from
> behind our expansive and well-cooled windows.
> It's a canvas that recalls the work of many a
> great painter.
>
> In other news, the Nats were off on Thursday after
> completing a 3-game sweeps of the Reds. Tonight
> the Brewers will be in town with Patrick Corbin
> taking the mound against Adrian Houser. Corbin
> has been particularly good at home this year,
> while young Mr. Houser has been kind of up and
> down everywhere. He hasn't been able to go deep
> into games very often, but he is a talented kid
> and the Brewers roll out a tough lineup, so this
> might be one of those games that Dumb Davey could
> somehow mess up at some point.
>
> Already messed up beyond belief of course are
> these medieval -- dare I say Dark Ages --
> pretenders from Falls Church City. They failed to
> see the armies of Redfin approaching disguised as
> Birnam Wood and are paying now an awful price for
> that fateful error. Such a sorry spectacle they
> have made of themselves.


DAMMMM! This dumb ass mahfakkah ackshally thank people b'lee this shit he be sayin'?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 08:04AM

Well, the curtain is just now being raised on yet another marvelous morning out here in the Sweet Spot where so many wish they could roam but can't. The sun is going to have to cut through a layer of haze as its first order of business though, and the danged humidity just isn't ready to loose its soggy grip. Hence, it's not the first-rate sort of start to a day that we so easily become accustomed to in these parts. It will certainly do for mid-August however, what with a currently seven-degree differential between DCA and HEF coming into play. No wildlife sightings this morning and even the birds are quieter than usual. I suppose some of them might have flown off to 'Europe' or something though.

In other news, Patrick Corbin was only as sharp as he had to be last night, skating past one problem after another in keeping the Nats hopes alive in a right game. And in the bottom of the eighth, the second of Anthony Rendon's two RBI-doubles made it a 2-1 game, with a rested Sean Doolitle then coming along to close the door. So that's a nice win against a tough club on a night when the bats were all but silent. Tip of the hat to Doogie Howser. Tonight we'll see Anibal Sanchez take on Jordan Lyles. Our guy has been very solid over more than a dozen starts since coming off the IL, but their guy has been like a new man since coming over from PIT in a trade last month. Something's gotta give here, and hopefully it will be Lyles. As pretenders won't know, today is Season Plan Holder Appreciation Day, so we'll be heading to the park a little early in order to enjoy the hanging out. It's nothing like 'ZIMS Night at the Park' or anything, but it's usually a fun time anyway.

Not having any fun times at all of course are the badly battered boobs of Falls Church City. Routed from their former FFXU roosts, they flit about now in utter and hopeless chaos and confusion, afraid even to continue posting in English. Understandable in a way, given their legendary problems with that language, but more revelatory I would say of a simple inability to cope with or face up to the sorry-ass situations that they in their ignorance managed to create for themselves. In the end, it's only what might have been expected from them.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Holofernes ()
Date: August 17, 2019 10:19AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, the curtain is just now being raised on yet
> another marvelous morning out here in the Sweet
> Spot where so many wish they could roam but can't.
> The sun is going to have to cut through a layer
> of haze as its first order of business though, and
> the danged humidity just isn't ready to loose its
> soggy grip. Hence, it's not the first-rate sort
> of start to a day that we so easily become
> accustomed to in these parts. It will certainly
> do for mid-August however, what with a currently
> seven-degree differential between DCA and HEF
> coming into play. No wildlife sightings this
> morning and even the birds are quieter than usual.
> I suppose some of them might have flown off to
> 'Europe' or something though.
>
> In other news, Patrick Corbin was only as sharp as
> he had to be last night, skating past one problem
> after another in keeping the Nats hopes alive in a
> right game. And in the bottom of the eighth, the
> second of Anthony Rendon's two RBI-doubles made it
> a 2-1 game, with a rested Sean Doolitle then
> coming along to close the door. So that's a nice
> win against a tough club on a night when the bats
> were all but silent. Tip of the hat to Doogie
> Howser. Tonight we'll see Anibal Sanchez take on
> Jordan Lyles. Our guy has been very solid over
> more than a dozen starts since coming off the IL,
> but their guy has been like a new man since coming
> over from PIT in a trade last month. Something's
> gotta give here, and hopefully it will be Lyles.
> As pretenders won't know, today is Season Plan
> Holder Appreciation Day, so we'll be heading to
> the park a little early in order to enjoy the
> hanging out. It's nothing like 'ZIMS Night at the
> Park' or anything, but it's usually a fun time
> anyway.
>
> Not having any fun times at all of course are the
> badly battered boobs of Falls Church City. Routed
> from their former FFXU roosts, they flit about now
> in utter and hopeless chaos and confusion, afraid
> even to continue posting in English.
> Understandable in a way, given their legendary
> problems with that language, but more revelatory I
> would say of a simple inability to cope with or
> face up to the sorry-ass situations that they in
> their ignorance managed to create for themselves.
> In the end, it's only what might have been
> expected from them.


Thy fictitious prattle has, of late, Goodman Dull, induced far more than a paucity of ennui among those of us in the know. Thou dost further demonstrate that thou wearest well they name, as there has been presented unto thee repeated information that I dwell not in the community that surroundeth The Church-by-The Falls. Marry, Sirrah, I have informed thee repeatedly that I inhabit a jurisdiction diverse from the community of The Church-by-The Falls.

Alack-and-well-a-day. as thou dost well earn thy name, Goodman Dull, thou shalt always be found lacking in the smallest of abilities to comprehend such facts.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 10:47AM

Why are you living at your girlfriend’s house and posting like her little sister?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: VPD ()
Date: August 17, 2019 11:09AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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Thief

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Holofernes ()
Date: August 17, 2019 11:22AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Why are you living at your girlfriend’s house
> and posting like her little sister?


Why dost thou, O Goodman Dull, labour so tirelessly to earn they appellation on the quotidien?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 11:37AM

Just to make you look like the worthless, ham-fisted dope that you are.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Abcde ()
Date: August 17, 2019 01:21PM

Zbcde

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: /Fixerer Of It For You/ ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:36PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Just to make you look like theI'm gay. I'm a worthless,
> ham-fisted dope that you areDid I mention I'm gay?.



FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detectorer of DIMWITS ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:37PM

At least DIM WIT knows he's a dullard.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Hammer time ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:41PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, the curtain is just now being raised on yet
> another marvelous morning out here in the Sweet
> Spot where so many wish they could roam but can't.
> The sun is going to have to cut through a layer
> of haze as its first order of business though, and
> the danged humidity just isn't ready to loose its
> soggy grip. Hence, it's not the first-rate sort
> of start to a day that we so easily become
> accustomed to in these parts. It will certainly
> do for mid-August however, what with a currently
> seven-degree differential between DCA and HEF
> coming into play. No wildlife sightings this
> morning and even the birds are quieter than usual.
> I suppose some of them might have flown off to
> 'Europe' or something though.
>
> In other news, Patrick Corbin was only as sharp as
> he had to be last night, skating past one problem
> after another in keeping the Nats hopes alive in a
> right game. And in the bottom of the eighth, the
> second of Anthony Rendon's two RBI-doubles made it
> a 2-1 game, with a rested Sean Doolitle then
> coming along to close the door. So that's a nice
> win against a tough club on a night when the bats
> were all but silent. Tip of the hat to Doogie
> Howser. Tonight we'll see Anibal Sanchez take on
> Jordan Lyles. Our guy has been very solid over
> more than a dozen starts since coming off the IL,
> but their guy has been like a new man since coming
> over from PIT in a trade last month. Something's
> gotta give here, and hopefully it will be Lyles.
> As pretenders won't know, today is Season Plan
> Holder Appreciation Day, so we'll be heading to
> the park a little early in order to enjoy the
> hanging out. It's nothing like 'ZIMS Night at the
> Park' or anything, but it's usually a fun time
> anyway.
>
> Not having any fun times at all of course are the
> badly battered boobs of Falls Church City. Routed
> from their former FFXU roosts, they flit about now
> in utter and hopeless chaos and confusion, afraid
> even to continue posting in English.
> Understandable in a way, given their legendary
> problems with that language, but more revelatory I
> would say of a simple inability to cope with or
> face up to the sorry-ass situations that they in
> their ignorance managed to create for themselves.
> In the end, it's only what might have been
> expected from them.


SIT THE FUCK DOWN & SHUT THE FUCK UP, DIMWIT! NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR SHITPOSTS! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A USELESS DUMBFUCK YOU ARE!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gay move, Bro. ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:46PM

JP Morgenthau

What a dumbfuck name for an ID, even if it is anon.

JP must stand for "Jackoff Pudpull", b\c anybody who puts up the kind of shirpostings this guy does must be a full time monkey spanker

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 03:08PM

The handle is a portmanteau that plainly went right over your tiny little head. Sitting here watching Scherzer toss a sim game. Thinking he’ll be back on the hill for real sometime in Pittsburgh. We’ll see.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gay move, Bro. ()
Date: August 17, 2019 03:28PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The handle is a portmanteau that plainly went
> right over your tiny little head.
>
>
>


No, shit for brains who thinks he's so clever, I know what you think it stands for, but in your case, it's really Jackoff Pudpull b\c you're such a useless jackoff.

Arrogance & stupidity are a dangerous enough combination, In your case it's abject stupidity combined with baseless arrogance which is even worse.


So, were you born a dumb pud puller or have you been working at it your whole, miserable worthless loser life?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 04:10PM

So you’re out with the trash from the get-go, but Scherzer ended up throwing four sim-innings and looked pretty good doing it. They’ll no doubt wait to see how he feels tomorrow before deciding what to do next, but it looks like he's getting close.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 17, 2019 04:40PM

So much for SPH Appreciation Day. Back in the car now enjoying the AC for a bit before heading back in to grab a bite and then catch the game against the Brewers. Busy day of baseball. It’s not for the faint of heart.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: What a dolt this guy is ()
Date: August 18, 2019 02:24AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So you’re out with the trash from the get-go,


Alright, dumbass, what does this......^^^^^^^^^^^^


> but Scherzer ended up throwing four sim-innings
> and looked pretty good doing it.


^^^^^^^^^^^.....have to do with this?



They’ll no
> doubt wait to see how he feels tomorrow before
> deciding what to do next, but it looks like he's
> getting close.



Poor sentence structure: D-

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 18, 2019 07:17AM

What a dolt this guy is Wrote:
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> Alright, dumbass, what does
> this......^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> > but Scherzer ended up throwing four sim-innings
> > and looked pretty good doing it.
>
> ^^^^^^^^^^^.....have to do with this?
>
> > They’ll no doubt wait to see how he feels tomorrow
> > before deciding what to do next, but it looks like
> > he's getting close.
>
> Poor sentence structure: D-

I know. Proper English is such a mystery to some. Ask around and you may be able to track down 'Salad Dork', another poster with no language skills at all. I'm sure the two of you would get on famously.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: August 18, 2019 10:21AM

Well, here it is again, a still humidity-plagued but otherwise superior morning out here in the ever so pleasant Sweet Spot. Nothing to report on the wildlife front once again, but the thermometer is spending time just now in the low 70's, and while there's still a light haze to be burned off out there, the sun shines brightly from a mostly clear blue sky. No rain to watch out for today, but it looks like we might or might not brush up against the 90-degree mark later on, so unless the humidity of a sudden decides to pull out, it won't be much of a good afternoon to be out cutting brush or any such thing. Good thing there's reruns of Cash Cab on the Game Show Network from noon to 5:00. That and a cool drink might be of some interest today after what I think was the first time this year that we've been at Nats Park past midnight.

In a related item, we have further proof now that in the person of Dumb Davey, we have the worst manager in the big leagues, one who can't comprehend even the simple premise that if in desperation, you overwork your closer in the first half of the season, you have to be more and more careful to assure that he gets extra periods of rest over the second half of the season. Seems like an easy enough thing to comprehend, but apparently not for everyone. As had been advised here, we did manage to stay off Doolittle from Monday to Friday, but with a three-run lead in the ninth on Saturday -- a perfect opportunity to turn to recently acquired Daniel Hudson to close things out -- we instead get the drained Doolittle back on the mound yet again. Result? Home run, double, home run, home run, fly to center. Oh sure, we did tie the game in the bottom of the ninth when Trea Turner twice swung at Ball-4 when a walk would have forced in the winning run, but the whole debacle goes back to Dumb Davey and his mindless misuse of the bullpen. Rizzo deals him new cards to play with, but instead he stands pat on the way to losing his shirt. What he should lose next is his job.

So thanks to our thin-ice manager, the game itself ended up sucking kind of badly on various levels, but it had still been fun to sit in on Max Scherzer's sim-game earlier in the day. Those who were keeping track say that the combination of Parra and Gomes saw 64 pitches, and I can note that just one or two of those were struck with any sort of authority at all. Max himself looked comfortable and at ease throughout the hour-long effort despite some unhelpful weather. It was just plain oppressive for the most part down on the DCPD beat yesterday, but Max -- who lives in a Sweet Spot-like area overlooking the Potomac -- seemed to take it all in stride. If things go according to plan from here, he should throw a bullpen on Tuesday and then start against the Pirates on Thursday at beautiful PNC Park, just across the river from the iconic Renaissance Pittsburgh Hotel where we stay when we're in town. Anyway, it will certainly be nice to have Scherzer back in the rotation whenever he gets there, but the number of the club's flubs and stumbles seems this morning like it's exceeded the number that even the return of such a stalwart presence would be able to make up for. Hopefully, I am wrong, but I don't think so.

Wrong at every turn of course are the lower than steerage-class clowns, clods, douches, linguistic losers, and all-caps assholes of dreary old Falls Church City. Despite professed Euro-distractions, it's been quite the display of traditional ignorance, envy, and butthurt that they've continued to put up here, such being the very best that any of them can actually muster. Pity the fools. And their 'girlfriends'.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Determiner of asswipes ()
Date: August 18, 2019 01:27PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> What a dolt this guy is Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alright, dumbass, what does
> > this......^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> > > but Scherzer ended up throwing four
> sim-innings
> > > and looked pretty good doing it.
> >
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^.....have to do with this?
> >
> > > They’ll no doubt wait to see how he feels
> tomorrow
> > > before deciding what to do next, but it looks
> like
> > > he's getting close.
> >
> > Poor sentence structure: D-
>
> I know. Proper English is such a mystery to some.
>
>
>
>

It's obviously a mystery to you, Dim Wit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Obviously obvious obviosity ()
Date: August 18, 2019 01:51PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, here it is again, a still humidity-plagued
> but otherwise superior morning out here in the
> ever so pleasant Sweet Spot. Nothing to report on
> the wildlife front once again, but the thermometer
> is spending time just now in the low 70's, and
> while there's still a light haze to be burned off
> out there, the sun shines brightly from a mostly
> clear blue sky. No rain to watch out for today,
> but it looks like we might or might not brush up
> against the 90-degree mark later on, so unless the
> humidity of a sudden decides to pull out, it won't
> be much of a good afternoon to be out cutting
> brush or any such thing.


You keep shitposting this obvious bullshit, Dull, despite your knowing that everyone can tell what bullshit it is.



Good thing there's
> reruns of Cash Cab on the Game Show Network from
> noon to 5:00. That and a cool drink might be of
> some interest today after what



Game Show Channel and Cash Cab; that is about your level of "intelligence". Perhaps after that, you can take in an episode or two of South Park. As you have the mental and emotional maturity of a third grader and a virtual potty mouth to go with it, you ought to be able to see yourself in more than one of the characters in a television show about potty mouthed elementary school children.




I think was the
> first time this year that we've been at Nats Park
> past midnight.



When we consider how few games you have attended, that would be no surprise.


>
> In a related item, we have further proof now that
> in the person of Dumb Davey, we have the worst
> manager in the big leagues, one who can't
> comprehend even the simple premise that if in
> desperation, you overwork your closer in the first
> half of the season, you have to be more and more
> careful to assure that he gets extra periods of
> rest over the second half of the season. Seems
> like an easy enough thing to comprehend, but
> apparently not for everyone. As had been advised
> here, we did manage to stay off Doolittle from
> Monday to Friday, but with a three-run lead in the
> ninth on Saturday -- a perfect opportunity to turn
> to recently acquired Daniel Hudson to close things
> out -- we instead get the drained Doolittle back
> on the mound yet again. Result? Home run,
> double, home run, home run, fly to center. Oh
> sure, we did tie the game in the bottom of the
> ninth when Trea Turner twice swung at Ball-4 when
> a walk would have forced in the winning run, but
> the whole debacle goes back to Dumb Davey and his
> mindless misuse of the bullpen. Rizzo deals him
> new cards to play with, but instead he stands pat
> on the way to losing his shirt. What he should
> lose next is his job.
>
> So thanks to our thin-ice manager, the game itself
> ended up sucking kind of badly on various levels,
> but it had still been fun to sit in on Max
> Scherzer's sim-game earlier in the day. Those who
> were keeping track say that the combination of
> Parra and Gomes saw 64 pitches, and I can note
> that just one or two of those were struck with any
> sort of authority at all. Max himself looked
> comfortable and at ease throughout the hour-long
> effort despite some unhelpful weather. It was
> just plain oppressive for the most part down on
> the DCPD beat yesterday, but Max -- who lives in a
> Sweet Spot-like area overlooking the Potomac --
> seemed to take it all in stride. If things go
> according to plan from here, he should throw a
> bullpen on Tuesday and then start against the
> Pirates on Thursday at beautiful PNC Park, just
> across the river from the iconic Renaissance
> Pittsburgh Hotel where we stay when we're in town.
> Anyway, it will certainly be nice to have
> Scherzer back in the rotation whenever he gets
> there, but the number of the club's flubs and
> stumbles seems this morning like it's exceeded the
> number that even the return of such a stalwart
> presence would be able to make up for. Hopefully,
> I am wrong, but I don't think so.


Every time that you shitpost about baseball, Dull, you prove that you merit that name. In case someone forgot to tell you, Dull, Doolittle's job is to come in for the ninth inning when there is a save situation and preserve the win for the pitcher who earned it. He failed miserably at it Saturday. Had you been paying attention this season, it might have occurred to you that Doolittle ain't been quite himself all season. Never, mind, I am giving you too much credit, here, as you know nothing about baseball beyond the basic rules of the game.

No, Dull, there is a discombobulation happening here, similar to what happened to Papelbon in 2016.



>
> Wrong at every turn of course are the lower than
> steerage-class clowns, clods, douches, linguistic
> losers, and all-caps assholes of dreary old Falls
> Church City. Despite professed Euro-distractions,
> it's been quite the display of traditional
> ignorance, envy, and butthurt that they've
> continued to put up here, such being the very best
> that any of them can actually muster. Pity the
> fools. And their 'girlfriends'.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^Obvious potty mouth is obvious^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


If you are not going to post as "Dull" or "Dimwit", which would be better names for you, at least change your posting ID to JP Moronthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFFY Sock Puppet ()
Date: August 18, 2019 08:16PM

Obviously obvious obviosity Wrote:
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> JP Morgenthau Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >rest today after what
> ool children.
>
>
>
>
> I
> >
> No
> If you are not going to post as "Dull" or
> "Dimwit", which would be better names for you, at
> least change your posting ID to JP
> Moronthau.


MayB i cam get my puppetteer to FIFY it for him and call him Jackoff Pudpull Moronthau

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