Dope. Dial 1-844-759-7732 for Redfin global services. Perhaps they can help you deal with all that massive Brockmont butthurt.

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You don't really think that anyone reads your endless bullshit do you? lol

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> a n+o suds dud Wrote:
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> > Hmmmm. Seems like Stella would be the last best
> choice.
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> I do sometimes order an Estrella Jalisco, and I'll
> certainly order a Peroni up in The Club when they
> have it on tap, but it was a Stella that I was
> sipping on while laughing at you on Tuesday. The
> rest of the Bud-based faux selections at the
> Brewhouse can basically be characterized as the
> usual poorly crafted skunk-piss that the rabble do
> so often flightily fall for.


You seem unaware that all of those are skunk-piss beers that you've fallen for.

There are people here who literally hang on my every word.

Peroni is actually quite a decent brew. Of course, my standards were set by living among Germans, Austrians, and northern Italians proud of their local town breweries and the wonderfully crisp and satisfying beers they turn out. It’s great to order a pils and then when it arrives, order a second because it takes that long to draw it.

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> There are people here who literally hang on my
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> Peroni is actually quite a decent brew. Of
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> Germans, Austrians, and northern Italians proud of
> their local town breweries and the wonderfully
> crisp and satisfying beers they turn out. It’s
> great to order a pils and then when it arrives,
> order a second because it takes that long to draw
> it.

You're so full of shit. "A pils" lol

Peroni is basically Italian Miller Genuine Draft.

Estrella is a typical Mexican piss beer. 'Nuf said.

Stella is export-only beer that Belgians don't even drink which was known as 'wife beater' before they the spent all that money for marketing and placement for chumps like you.

There is virtually zero difference between any of them and the Bud "skunk-piss beers" that you're talking down like you know something.

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> You're so full of shit. "A pils" lol

That’s what you would order. Ein pils, bitte. No shock that you had no clue. You have so very few of those.

Well, some unsettled weather has moved along now, leaving quite a fine morning to enjoy out here in the beautiful Sweet Spot, especially if and when enjoyed in tandem with a cup of freshly-brewed single-estate Kona. The humidity is a tad higher than one might prefer just now, but there is plenty of sunshine, temps are in the mid-70's, and there is a gentle breeze, so it's quite enjoyable out there even in the absence of notable wildlife adventures to this point in the day. Forecasters do see some bad things headed this way on the other side of the noon hour, so we'll have to see what develops with all of that. And for those keeping track, I had a tasty Belgian waffle for breakfast today at about nine o'clock. Hopefully, this will have been a traditional enough thing to avoid setting off any irrationalist alarm bells.

In other news meanwhile, the Nats did have their moments last night, but they simply wasted one opportunity after another, finally falling to the gritty Royals in 11 innings. Young Austin Voth had another rough go of things, and it may be that his time in the fifth starter role should not be extended after the break. Things should look better in the near term with Scherzer and then Corbin set to take the hill next, but again, the KC squad is not the bunch of pushovers that some people take them for, and we'll need to be on top of our game to get past them these next two days. We'll be there again this afternoon, but I worry that the timing of our Mass Ave crossing could be thrown off by the repair guy coming between noon and 2:00 to check out a cranky attic fan. Hopefully any needed repairs will be swiftly accomplished, but you never know about these things.

Plainly not knowing about one damned thing at all meanwhile are the fabulous flops and frauds of the Falls Church Fail Army, a group that has seemingly now set its sights on proving to the world that, aside perhaps from hard liquor, their incompetence extends across a broad range of alcoholic beverages. And the bottom line there of course would still be that I was indeed sipping on a Stella while posting from the ballpark on Tuesday evening, just as it is an inescapable fact certain that Redfin recently posted the following on its official website...

"In the past month, 178 homes have been sold in Falls Church. In addition to houses in Falls Church, there were also 77 condos, 47 townhouses, and 0 multi-family units for sale in Falls Church last month. Popular neighborhoods include East Falls Church, Great Forest, Oakwood, and Brockmont. This map is refreshed with the newest listings in Falls Church every 15 minutes."

Rail though the Fail Army might, the real world will little note nor long remember what they post here.

Well, the attic fan has spun its last. New one to be installed next week. Didn't take long to pronounce the old one dead, and there was no traffic at all, so we got to the park well before the singing of O, Canada. Even had time to sit down and say goodbye to Sergio (he comped our food & drink) and say hello to Mike. Seems like a nice young man, and his time at Coastal Flats will likely stand him in good stead. We’ll let him know if he gets off track.

All that useless drivel that nobody reads yet no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

It's almost like you enjoy losing.

1-844-759-7732. Dial it or shove it up your ass. Your choice, but you lose either way.

Are you too dumb to not know the difference between a phone number and a link?

Still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

It's almost like you enjoy losing. A blowhard like you loves proving himself right. What's stopping you here?

LOL! Brockmont = HOT. Broadmont = NOT. Just can’t handle it, can you.

1-844-759-7732

Great game today, by the way. Scherzer and Soto were just terrific. Big rain event to navigate through on the way home, but once we got clear, we stopped to grab some KFC. Can’t beat that original recipe on an at-home Saturday night. Gonna settle in now and enjoy the chicken and the replay. Laugh at you further in the morning.

Still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you. 

Do you enjoy being made to look like a fool over and over again? It would appear so.

Well, it's actually something of a sticky one out here in the Sweet Spot this morning. Data show that we got quite a bit less rain yesterday than points east, but it was still enough to pump the humidity up noticeably. No exceptional wildlife moments this morning, but all else is fine, and the lush greens out the windows are perhaps just a little more lush and green than usual today. Certainly a great pleasure to gaze out over while siting here sipping on a cup of freshly-brewed single-estate Kona. Gotta love that stuff!

Things were a little rough on the way home from the ballpark last night though. Wind-driven torrents of rain started on Capitol Hill and never let up until well after we had crossed the river into Virginia. Chose to avoid nutcase drivers on 66 by taking Lee Highway up out of Rosslyn, and the route was littered with fallen tree branches all the way out to KFC and on to the immediate west. Saw half a dozen emergency vehicles rushing around with sirens blaring. No evidence of any of that at all out this way though.

In other news, it was just a wonderful game yesterday, even if our arrival was delayed a bit by the sudden death of an attic fan. Our thoughts and prayers are with the manufacturer. But we still did manage to get to the park at a decent hour and were thus able to bid a proper goodbye to show-runner Sergio and offer replacement Mike a proper welcome to the job, All while quickly splitting a salad and a plate of wings that Sergio paid for. Skipped the beer altogether and went with an Arnold Palmer.

And even though it was hot as blazes out there and he'd just returned from paternity leave (second daughter Kacey was born Thursday morning), Max was able to throw seven shutout innings, by which time the homeside -- dressed as the 1969 Montreal Expos -- was up 6-0. The pen was not perfect the rest of the way, but they did finally get six outs to seal the deal by that same score. Les Expos sont la!



If only the team had played this way over the first 50 games. So that leaves one more game to be played before the break, a matchup this afternoon that will pit Patrick Corbin against the Royals' Jakob Junis. He's not as bad as know-nothings will think, but hopefully we can get to him today.

Maybe someone at some point could manage to get to the Falls Church Fail Army as well. All past rescue attempts have of course ended in total failure, and it would appear that the entire corps could well be marooned forever in their deep and ineffectual ignorance. Never heard of Brookmont. Never heard of Brockmont. Never heard of Luzmary. There's just no end to the number of nearby things that they know absolutely nothing about. Speaking of which, Dominion Energy reports that 419 of its 2.6 million customers are without power this morning.

More dithering nonsense that nobody read and still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you. 

Do you enjoy being made to play the fool on a regular basis?

Still stuck in ultimate nowhere-land. Such a bumbling fool.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> That’s what you would order. Ein pils, bitte.
> No shock that you had no clue. You have so very
> few of those.


Only if you're a massive douchebag pretending to be something that you're not.

Plainly your German is even worse than your pathetic English. Stupid fool.

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Remember when some idiot posted that?

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> Still stuck in ultimate nowhere-land. Such a
> bumbling fool.


Speaking of nowhere-land, you cant seem to provide a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Why do you consistently fail at this simple task?

The failure here is all yours, as always. I have nothing to do with Brockmont at all. You meanwhile are the out-on-a-limb dope who was lately sawed off by all those real estate pros over at Redfin et al. Those are the folks you need to respond to. They will only laugh at you, of course.

Bitch and whine all you want, but your persistent failure to provide a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood only exacerbates your failure. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you. 

Why do you consistently fail at this simple task?

More lame-ass mega-FAIL, loser. Everyone is laughing at you. Especially the pros over at Redfin et al.

The local Redfin pros call the neighborhood Greenway Downs. Links have been provided to prove as much.

What hasn't been provided is a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Why do you continue to avoid that very simple task? Are you a coward on top of being a liar?

Well, it's not quite the picture-perfect morning out here in the Sweet Spot today, as lingering clouds and humidity from a bit of a blustery overnight have darkened and dampened things a bit. At 74 degrees, the temps are on our side, but it's still a good ways from being acceptable out here at the moment, and even a freshly-brewed cup of single-estate Kona may not be enough to ward off some significant showers and even thunder-bumpers expected to move into the area shortly. Better things are forecast for tomorrow at least. A big spike from yesterday has meanwhile left 1,471 Dominion Energy customers without power this morning. Interest in the purchase of used Generacs has however remained at near-zero levels.

And while The Principals continue to hold that our next dining get-together might be at Patsy's, they are also working on finagling four invites to the mock-service pre-opening meal at Randy's around the end of the month. That would be interesting. The menu there is supposed to be rather a departure from GAR standards, so a sneak peek and taste would be a fun thing. If we get there, I'll see if I can manage to order a salad. That should be a real test.

In other news, Patrick Corbin was his top-shelf self once again on Sunday, tossing seven dominant and scoreless innings at the Royals. Unfortunately, the bullpen could not hold a 2-0 lead through the 8th, but Rendon and How-EEE came through big time to help put a 3-spot on the board in the bottom half, and a 5-2 final was thus assured. So all in all, it was a good run up to the break, but mostly against weaker teams. We'll be playing some of the stronger squads once things get going again, so we'll see what washes out in the end.

Meanwhile, the dopes from the Falls Church Fail Army continue to Out-Out-Damned-Spot themselves, persistently behaving like total jerks in trying to run away from the plain and indelibly written words of professionals at the likes of Redfin, Zillow, Trulia, et al. It's all been quite a pathetic show of mindless desperation on their part. Could be of course that fumes from all that heavy earth-moving machinery have finally started to rot their brains. It's not like they would have had any real reserve of smartness to fall back on in such a case. Haven't yet seen any condemnations of Arnold Palmers from them, but they may still be working on it. It would be about their insignificant speed.

That number again is 1-844-759-7732.

You must be one lonely old motherfucker to waste your time writing this shit that nobody reads every morning.

It torments your sorry-ass soul, doesn't it. So painful to be reminded each day of your hopeless inferiority, and yet you can't stay away. Taunt, taunt, taunt, loser.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> It torments your sorry-ass soul, doesn't it. So
> painful to be reminded each day of your hopeless
> inferiority, and yet you can't stay away. Taunt,
> taunt, taunt, loser.


^ Actually believes that anyone's reading his shit. lol

Your only point of superiority is being a massive douchebag.

More dithering nonsense that nobody read and still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Do you enjoy being made to play the fool on a regular basis? Why no link? Show us how smart you are, dope owning your dumbass never gets old.

Oh look! Replies from more people who of course don’t read what’s written here.
Such a transparent sap!

“Brockmont, beautiful Brockmont!”

#LuzmaryLives

What wasn't written here is a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

You do realize that with every passing post you fail to supply such a link, you look dumber an dumber, don't you?

LOL! The absolute ASS continues peeing all over himself. !

1-844-759-7732

Repeated for the perpetually stupid. A phone number is not a link.

If you want to make your case, you'll post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Why do you continue to fail at what should be a very simple task? What is preventing you from providing a link?

Brockmont — which like Brookmont, you had never heard of — was brought up (to your extreme embarrassment) by Redfin et al. It is to them that your Peanut Gallery complaints should be addressed.

Of course, I had heard of Brookmont. That doesn't negate the fact that you foolishly confused it with Broadmont in a feeble attempt to pass yourself off as a local. You then callously lied about the vital status of your parents. Thus, demonstrating the true depravity you possess.

Now, none of that is relevant to your lack of ability to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

That is what is relevant now and you continue to duck the issue like a coward. Why is that?

Get a grip, loser. Nothing is more relevant here than your inability to make any credible point at all. Your every effort inevitably ends in failure.

Well, that turned out to be quite a lot of water that came pouring down yesterday morning. As was the case Saturday night, points east seem to have fared worse that we did out here in the Sweet Spot, but we still did experience heavy rains at a rate that taxed even our well-designed LID drainage systems. Things this morning meanwhile are a lot more stable, with clear blue skies, temps still in the high 60's, barely any wind at all, and forecasts for nothing but sunshine all day long. Perfect weather for enjoying a cup of freshly-brewed single-estate Kona out on the back patio. Wildlife-wise, our two young foxes were seen bounding about across the lawns again yesterday, and we did see a doe and two fawns about a half-mile down the creek as well. Probably the same trio we've had here lately, but no way to be sure about that.

In other news, All Star festivities have been ongoing since Sunday, mostly sullied by the inane slobber of network 'analysts' fawning over each other on the air. It's such a beautiful game that they are ruining. They make me sick.

And speaking of sick, the worse than ailing Falls Church Fail Army remains on the Critical List as their hapless efforts to demonstrate any sort of relevance at all have simply gone for nought. Not much more than such futility was ever expected of the remote-viewers of course. They and their Sorry City have long records of fumbling and failure behind them, so this has all been seen before.

Golden Oldie from The Pros at Redfin (1-844-759-7732)

"In the past month, 178 homes have been sold in Falls Church. In addition to houses in Falls Church, there were also 77 condos, 47 townhouses, and 0 multi-family units for sale in Falls Church last month. Popular neighborhoods include East Falls Church, Great Forest, Oakwood, and Brockmont. This map is refreshed with the newest listings in Falls Church every 15 minutes."

Bunch of long winded fluff that was read by exactly zero people.

What was clearly missing was a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.


What is your excuse for not providing one? Are you a giant pussy on top of being a sociopathic compulsive liar?

You're just too stupid to see that the message that so burns you to the core comes not from me, but from the real estate pros at Redfin et al. You are only making an ever bigger fool of yourself by trying to address your worsening problems here. Brookmont, Brockmont, Luzmary. You had never heard of ANY of them. That's just the measure of how pitifully out of the loop you really are.

You're too stupid to understand that statement you keep relying on emanates from an algorithm that simply plugs in data from home sales and Google maps. It's a serious kind of retardation of which there is little hope of recovery for you.

Meanwhile, in the real world, every real estate professional and resident of that community call it what it is - Greenway Downs.

Now, why is it that you continually fail to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood? If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Wherever they come from, your problems here and all over FFXU are simply yours. Go bale yourself out, dope. Don’t expect me to come riding to your rescue. As ever, I have too much serious laughing to be doing here.

You're the only one that needs rescuing here and that only comes in you providing a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Good money says you'll continue to drown deeper into your stupidity. A link is a really simple thing to provide. Unless, of course, you're a bumbling buffoon. Are you a bumbling buffoon? Without a link, the answer is a resounding yes.

As ever, you can only wallow in the breadth and depth of your own sorry-ass failure. You are a total shambles — a loser among losers living in a dining desert that famously had its ass kicked by Fairfax back in the days of the Water Wars. All that came as news to you, though. Just like the existence of Brookmont and Brockmont, which together might be called your Mont-Blanks.

Still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Do you enjoy looking like a hapless boob?

My only job is to sit here and laugh at you and the hot mess that Redfin has left you in. I don’t think you’ll ever get out. Hahahaha!

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> My only job is to sit here and be laughed at by you and
> everyone else the hot mess that Redfin has left you in. I
> don’t think you’ll ever get out. Hahahaha!

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> My only job is to sit here and laugh at you and
> the hot mess that Redfin has left you in. I
> don’t think you’ll ever get out. Hahahaha!

Like I said.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> My only job is to sit here and laugh at you and
> the hot mess that Redfin has left you in. I
> don’t think you’ll ever get out. Hahahaha!


Redfin realtors have only confirmed what I have said. Meanwhile, your inability to provide a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood only adds to the list of your numerous failures. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Prediction: long boring post filled with lies nobody will read with no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood coming in 3......2......1.......

Well, on a seasonally adjusted basis, it's another absolutely gorgeous morning out here in the Sweet Spot. Temps in the low 70's and humidity in the low 50s make for very comfortable conditions for us lucky ones, especially those who can enjoy it all along with a cup of freshly-brewed single-estate Kona. There's not a cloud in the sky and there's just about no wind at all at the moment. It looks like even our local wildlife took the chance to sleep in this morning, and you can hardly blame them. The forecast says that the mercury will be heading toward 90 later on and that some showers may float through the area this afternoon, but you really don't see much better than that in mid-July.

In other news, the Nats were just resting, including All Stars Rendon and Scherzer who probably wisely chose to skip the playing part of the painfully over-hyped midsummer festivities. They and the rest of the club will be back in action for real on Friday against the Phillies up in the heart of the greater Delaware Valley.

Collapsing meanwhile into their own greater valley of clinical psychosis have been the battered and tattered remains of the fatuous Falls Church Fail Army -- a now nothing but ludicrous lot that has simply come apart at the seams over their recent and beyond embarrassing Redfin rout. So disoriented have they now become in their raging butthurt that the very existence of posts in this thread has become cause for them to fly off into fits of tormented twaddle, the nature of which suggests that even a long convalescence may leave them short of anything that could seriously be called recovery. They may well be as lost now as Virginia Dare.

LOL! I called it. Long and undoubtedly butthurt wandering harangue with no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood only adds to the list of your numerous failures. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Thanks for proving me right once again.

Courtesy of Redfin, the boot is a long way up your sorry ass once again. And as has so often been the case before, there is no way for you ever to pull it out.

"In the past month, 178 homes have been sold in Falls Church. In addition to houses in Falls Church, there were also 77 condos, 47 townhouses, and 0 multi-family units for sale in Falls Church last month. Popular neighborhoods include East Falls Church, Great Forest, Oakwood, and Brockmont. This map is refreshed with the newest listings in Falls Church every 15 minutes."

Dope still relies on an algorithm utilizing a term found only on Google maps.

Of course, residents of the area and local real estate professionals refer to it as Greenway Downs. That very painful fact is why you have failed day after day to produce a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Some Japanese soldiers were found holed up in caves YEARS after WWII was all over.

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Post in your own thread douchebag.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Some Japanese soldiers were found holed up in
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Too bad for them and too bad for you that you can't run away from your buffoonery. They also lost, much like you did here. It took them years to reach that conclusion. How long will it take you? My guess is your idiocy will hold you back for a very long time.

Now, back on topic, where is the link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood? If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Lather, rinse, and repeat? The last resort of the naked and afraid. The reality here of course is that you’ve been very badly burned yet again. Might be time to just go drown your sorrows over at Northside Social. Maybe they can offer you a Stella? In any case, Brookmont exists and Brockmont exists, while Broadmont remains just an un-hip mystery-meat waste of time.

Still no link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

It should be a very simple task yet you seem wholly incapable of handling it. Why is that?

Call your friends at Redfin, dope. See if they can help you work your way out of the god-awful mess you’ve created for yourself. That number again for the seriously stupid is 1-844-759-7732.

Well, there was quite a lot of that wonderful golden sunshine pouring down earlier this morning on those of us who can afford to live out here in the Sweet Spot. That's slowly changing now though as clouds have begun to roll in presaging showers forecast for later in the day. And temps that were once well shy of the 80-degree mark are now starting to approach that level. The humidity is also on the rise, but there's been a decent breeze fluttering the leaves on the trees from time to time, so while not quite perfect, it's still been a rather pleasant time out there, especially for those who happen to have a cup of freshly-brewed single-estate Kona in hand.

Our local doe and her two fawns were lingering just off the carport early on, and rather than startle them, I chose to postpone the trip out to retrieve the newspaper. No suckling that I was able to observe this morning, but she did lick their little heads as the three of them huddled together for a bit in the aucuba grove. While Mom has not always been seen with them, the two fawns have been spotted (pun intended) all week long pronking across the grounds in their youthful exuberance. They are getting rather large now, and their antics suggest they could strike out on their own, but they won't. It's not time yet.

Again a day without baseball yesterday, so not much to report on that front. The Nats did activate Kyle Barraclough from the DL and then optioned him to Harrisburg, so once he gets limbered up on some game action there, he'll be ready to rejoin the big league bullpen. Looks like Stephen Strasburg will start off the proverbial second half for the Nats tomorrow night, going up against former Nats farmhand Nick Pivetta for the Phils. Pivetta is the guy we gave up at the 2015 deadline to get Jonathan "The DC Strangler" Papelbon for a stretch drive that just didn't pan out.

Much better news is meanwhile available now from The Principals, as they have indeed secured a table for four at the mock-service pre-opening of Randy's Prime Seafood and Steaks over by Tysons. Clowns off the street are not invited to these sorts of affairs, as the house will want to have experienced and knowledgeable clientele in the seats, not salad-baffled losers from some forlorn dining desert.

And speaking of dining deserts, the Falls Church Fail Army simply collapsed yesterday into the abyss of childish envy and butthurt that they have long teetered on the brink of. Not an unexpected event by any means, but still entirely deplorable.



The revival of long disgraced sock-puppets and an introduction of new ones hardly helped matters any. The lowest-of-the-low-grade aspects of the Sorry Ass City were simply put on even broader display than usual. Just a disgraceful performance all the way around, but one that is likely to be continued here quite shortly. These fall-down knee-jerk pea-brains simply have no control over themselves at all.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Call your friends at Redfin, dope. See if they
> can help you work your way out of the god-awful
> mess you’ve created for yourself. That number
> again for the seriously stupid is 1-844-759-7732.


Redfin listings confirm what I have claimed. You on the other hand continue to FAIL to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.


Here's some more shit for you to choke on:
https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/2825-Greenway-Blvd-22042/home/9554004

More of same old worn out stupid shit. Redfin was writing about Brockmont before your sorry ass had ever heard of the place. You are as always just one laughable loser dude

LOL! You think an algorithm utilizing MRIS data and Google Maps is authoritative on the matter.

Look, doofus, if Brockmont is as hot as you claim it is or that it is even called that, you'd be able to provide a link to a home for sale or one recently sold in the neighborhood. You either can't or you won't. Either way it is a clear sign that you lost. Accept it and move on.

Just like you don't know how to dress or order a salad, you know jack shit about the neighborhoods in the region. It was more of your silly "typos" that landed you in this pile of shit you find yourself in. Brook-Broad-Brock. Your addled brain couldn't spit it out properly. Face it, you're retarded.

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> LOL! You think an algorithm utilizing MRIS data
> and Google Maps is authoritative on the matter.

And how would Brockmont have gotten into Google maps, you pathetic moron.

> Look, doofus, if Brockmont is as hot as you claim...

It Ain’t Me, Babe (as was pointed out to you a LONG, LONG time ago)

> Just like you don't know how to dress or order a salad...

See you at Randy’s, you clueless bungling food-fumbler?

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LOL! You can’t do anything right.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! You can’t do anything right.
> My dead parents live in Brockmont.

^ FIFY

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> > My dead parents live in Brockmont.
>
> ^ FIFY

Who is it again that lives and works in McLean?

Looks like more bumbling around without a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you. Meanwhile someone posted a USGS map with name that the locals and those in the know use to call the neighborhood. Now people are just piling on your stupidity.

Dude, all your eggs have been fried. I won't even bother to paste the Redfin text again. You’re plainly unable to process it.

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JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Dude, all your eggs have been fried. I won't even
> bother to paste the Redfin text again. You’re
> plainly unable to process it.


You like Redfin?

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/2825-Greenway-Blvd-22042/home/9554004


You got one of those for Brockmont? If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

Well, the sun is doing its best to burn through it all at this point, but we had darned near perfect conditions out here in the Sweet Spot over the early morning hours. Clear blue skies, soft breezes, and temps refreshingly in just the high 60's. No need to seasonally adjust any of that! Especially with a cup of that freshly-brewed single-estate Kona in hand. So bright and flavorful!

No wildlife encounters to speak of so far today, but the techs were here to install the new attic fan yesterday, and the doe and her two fawns did their dead-level best to entertain the HVAC troops while they were here. Having already offered the usual "quite a house you have here" comaments, they were completely floored at having their truck cordoned off by multiple specimens of good old odocoileus virginianus. Despite the distractions, the new fan unit is now set firmly in place and is quietly humming away as needed. The main compressor should be very happy about this. The ground-floor over-ride switch had to be rewired in the end, but that was quickly accomplished as well.

As for the Nats, they return to action tonight amongst degrees of optimism that I so far cannot share. No faith in the manager here, and no faith in ownership either. What I see as of this morning is a .500 club in an essentially pedestrian division that is reluctant to spend current money. May or may not be a wise strategy (I tend to think that it is in the long run), but it does not bode well for second-half success.

With no prospect for success in any half at all of course are the cavilling cretins of the Falls Church Fail Army. Undone of late by the likes of Redfin and The Principals, these louts are no longer able to keep a lid on their roiling tempests of seething pain, envy, and butthurt, instead having simply continued along a path of making childish asses of themselves for hours at a time on these boards. Just pathetic.

One among their sorry spun-off numbers has assumed that I must live in a 'mansion,' For the record, I do not. At a little over 3200 sqft, it is not large for a property assessed at $1.5 million. It is not of course the mere space but also the stunning interior and exterior finishes that make the place the standout that it is.

Oh, and by the way, Redfin still says...

"In the past month, 178 homes have been sold in Falls Church. In addition to houses in Falls Church, there were also 77 condos, 47 townhouses, and 0 multi-family units for sale in Falls Church last month. Popular neighborhoods include East Falls Church, Great Forest, Oakwood, and Brockmont. This map is rereshed with the newest listings in Falls Church every 15 minutes."

Spread the word.

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Looks like more bumbling around posting crap that nobody has read or will read. All without a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

You seem to have a playlist of just the one and same old song. This will prove to be a ratings disaster. You badly need a new programming director. Perhaps one with an IQ above 80.

If you don't like it change the channel or answer the question. The real question, however, is why you are too incompetent or to cowardly to provide a a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

There you go again, dope. The largest group of experts so badly beating you up over your ignorance concerning Brockmont are collectively known as Redfin. I have nothing to do with them. Bitching to me about your sorry situation is simply stupid. Not that stupid has ever kept you from anything before.

Every Redfin listing provided refers to the neighborhood as Greenway Downs.

Would you like them reposted here so you can choke on that shit again?

Nobody is bitching to you. You are simply being made fun of for your inability to provide a a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

The only person that can fix your inability to provide such a link is you. Thus far, that simple task, like properly ordering a salad, seems to be well outside your capabilities.

The old dude doesn't understand that what he keeps posting mentioning "Brockmont" is written by bots based on whatever name for a given address it finds in associated mapping data. Nothing at all to do necessarily with what an area actually was or is called by any real humans.

LOL! If nothing else, your ability to ignore even the most colossal of failures is noteworthy. Try explaining meanwhile how the name comes into existence at all. Is it just a case of monkeys typing Shakespeare?

Your failures have been well documented and noted each time. Just as your failure to post a link to a home for sale or recently sold in the Brockmont neighborhood is well noted. If it's such a hot neighborhood, it shouldn't be hard to find, even for an invalid like you.

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> The old dude doesn't understand that what he keeps
> posting mentioning "Brockmont" is written by bots
> based on whatever name for a given address it
> finds in associated mapping data. Nothing at all
> to do necessarily with what an area actually was
> or is called by any real humans.


That has been pointed out numerous times. But, because he is so dug in, he refuses to recognize the use of algorithms to generate the data he keeps presenting. Of course, it is quite possible that he is dumb enough to believe that there is some human sitting in Seattle typing out the date he is presenting. Meanwhile, all of the listings calling it Greenway Downs were actually written by humans. No matter though, it is still fun to further humiliate him on this matter.

Part of that area probably is listed in some old subdivision plat as "Brockmont" but that's the only place that you'll ever find it called that. Same for my neighborhood.

Hmmm. A proliferation of mindless sock-puppets. What a huge surprise! Never known you to pull a stunt like that before. The facts of course are that your friends over at Redfin are perfectly comfortable in posting that Brockmont is currently among the popular neighborhoods in the Falls Church area. You never heard of the place. Just as you had never heard of either Brookmont or Luzmary.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hmmm. A proliferation of mindless sock-puppets.
> What a huge surprise! Never known you to pull a
> stunt like that before. The facts of course are
> that your friends over at Redfin are perfectly
> comfortable in posting that Brockmont is
> currently among the popular neighborhoods in the
> Falls Church area. You never heard of the place.
> Just as you had never heard of either Brookmont or
> Luzmary.
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MAP #: 0502 05 0078
TURNEY JOSEPH C 2825 GREENWAY BLVD
Owner
Name TURNEY JOSEPH C,
Mailing Address 2825 GREENWAY BLVD FALLS CHURCH VA 22042
Book 22965
Page 1676

Parcel
Property Location 2825 GREENWAY BLVD FALLS CHURCH VA 22042 2057
Map # 0502 05 0078
Tax District 70100
District Name PROVIDENCE DIST. #1
Land Use Code Single-family, Detached
Land Area (acreage)
Land Area (SQFT) 7,250
Zoning Description R-4(Residential 4 DU/AC)
Utilities WATER CONNECTED
SEWER CONNECTED
GAS NOT AVAILABLE
County Inventory of Historic Sites NO
County Historic Overlay District NO
For further information about the Fairfax County Historic Overlay Districts, CLICK HERE
For properties within the towns of Herndon, Vienna or Clifton please contact the town to determine if the property is within a town historic district.

Street/Road PAVED
Site Description BUILDABLE-AVERAGE LOT

Legal Description GREENWAY DOWNS
LT 78 SEC 1

Suck it up, loser. There’s no way for you to dig yourself out of your embarrassing Brockmont hole. One of dozens that pock your pathetic profile here.

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Suck it up, loser. There’s no way for you to
> dig yourself out of your embarrassing Brockmont
> hole. One of dozens that pock your pathetic
> profile here.

You mock only your worse than sorry self.

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> MoreI'm a lame-ass mega-FAIL, and a loser. Everyone is
> laughing at youme. Especially the pros over at
> Redfin et al.



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>
> Les Expos sont
> la!
>
>

.........un couillon sîtot comme toi connois rien de pelote.

Well, no one should be surprised to learn that it is yet another terrific morning out here in the Sweet Spot. Instead of the sound and stench of heavy earth-moving equipment, we once again have the sound of chirping birds and the inspirational sight of beautiful sunlit green spaces to enjoy along with a cup of our freshly-brewed single-estate Kona. Sadly, no extraordinary wildlife vignettes were experienced along the path between the carport door and the newspaper this morning, and again there was an almost eerie lack of any sort of breeze at all. Both of those things are expected to return very shortly. They are each so closely identified with this area.



In other news, Stephen Strasburg was not really in peak form last night, but he saved his best for when he needed it most and fought his way through six scoreless innings. Suero, Rodney, and Doolittle then followed up with one stingy inning apiece to sew up a solid 4-0 win. Looks like really good Patrick Corbin will take on really good Aaron Nola this evening in what should be an interesting matchup. Nola has had a few slip-ups of late and is hopefully headed for another one.

Slip-ups and worse are of course nothing new at all to the increasingly hapless and bamboozled minions of the Falls Church Fail Army. Not a 'one' of them has managed to make any sense at all for days now, as the morass of this Redfin rumpus of theirs has left them a dazed and discombobulated bunch indeed. There is no particular reason to expect that rationality will come their way any time soon. More likely is continued buffoonish claptrap and nonsense. It's their native tongue, after all.

999/Fixerer Of It For You/ Wrote:
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> JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> MoreI'm a lame-ass mega-FAIL, and a loser. Everyone is laughing
> at youme. Especially the pros over at Redfin et al.
>
> FIFY

FIFY is an ignorant fifth-wheel of the weak-minded Falls Church Fail Army. No ability to function or engage in actual discussion at levels above those of first graders, so he and they represent only laughable levels of just plain childish stupidity.

Another day, another long boring post by a lonely old man that nobody reads.

Meanwhile over in beautiful Greenway Downs...

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I was wrong about "Brockmont" possibly being based on some past subdivision of the area. The original subdivision as it exists today was done (as above) in 1927.

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When Ruby Lee Minar hired the bulldozers to carve out the first 200 lots (see plat)of Greenway Downs from a 109 acre dairy farm in 1927, there was only a house, a barn, and a carriage house to bear witness to the previous inhabitants. The Dulany family owned the land from 1797-1869 and the Tripps from 1869-1925.

All three of these structures were in the first section of the development because of the location of the homestead and were saved from the bulldozers. Oakmount and the carriage house were remodeled in 1927 and still stand today. The third, and most famous of these structures, the barn, was refurbished as a home in 1933 by Carl Harper and until it burned down in 1976 was the defining landmark of Greenway Downs.

The 1927 plat for section one included Cameron, Greenway, W. George Mason, part of Cavalier and Custis. The 1927 plat for section two included Marshall, Monroe, Custis, the east side of Woodlawn, and Cavalier. Together the two plats were the Tripp family acreage. The west side of Woodlawn was not Tripp property and came into the 20th century as the Rixey estate.

I see nothing indicating why the area appears on some maps as "Brockmont." The only place that seems to exist is somewhere in mapping data and in sites just pulling from that on an automated basis.

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> Another day, another long boring post by a lonely old man that
> nobody reads.

LOL! This thread is a lifeline for you. You hang on every word and anxiously await additions each morning.

> Meanwhile over in beautiful Greenway Downs...

No one denies the existence of Greenway Downs. Since I once had friends who lived there. I'd wager I've been to GD more often that you have. You did of course once upon a time totally screw up the matter of how far back from Lee Highway the neighborhood is set, but none of that has anything at all to do with the plain fact of Redfin's identification of Brockmont as a popular neighborhood in the Falls Church area.

Now back to further iterations of your hapless and hopeless dithering.

So where exactly are the boundaries of this mythical place that you call "Brockmont?"

For the nth time, it is Redfin you have an issue with. How can anyone be so persistently oblivious?

Nope, it's you...

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JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The facts include that you’re an ass who lives
> in a cramped and dirty dump with a pointless
> garage and Generac. What a fool! By the way,
> Brockmont is hotter in FCC-ish real estate circles
> these days than your back-sliding Broadmont.


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> You had to Google it. That was hardly the first
> time I’ve mentioned Luzmary, and all the others
> all went right over your head. And of course, it
> is close to Brockmont, which you’ve never heard
> of either. Total stooge.


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> You've lost all your clothes here, along with your
> mind and credibility. While you certainly don’t,
> the pros know that Brockmont is in the Falls
> Church area. Also that fresh fish is delivered to
> many area restaurants each and every morning.

Or are you now admitting that you have no idea what or where "Brockmont" is and, once again, you've faceplanted by Googling up some shit and trying to pretend that you knew something? lol

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> 999/Fixerer Of It For You/ Wrote:
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> > JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> > MoreI'm a lame-ass mega-FAIL,
> and a loser. Everyone is laughing
> > at youme. Especially the pros over
> at Redfin et al.
> >
> > FIFY
>
> FIFY isI'm an ignorant onanistic sissy liberalfifth-wheel of the weak-minded
> Falls Church I'm the pantyboy-in-chief os the loser Fail Army. No ability to function or
> engage in actual discussion at levels above those
> of first graders, so he and theyI represent only
> laughable levels of just plain childish
> stupidity.
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>
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