How many sheets of toilet paper does your wife, girlfriend or other female acquaintance use when she takes a pee.

I started to notice that my wife uses approximately 8 sheets of toilet paper to wipe her cooter when she take a leak. I mean come on, really, 8 sheets! I am lucky if I need 8 sheets to wipe my butt crack. Heaven knows how much of the roll is needed when she takes a dump if 8 sheets are used on the cooter.

Between all the paper used that clogs the hopper, I think I should buy more stock in Kimberly Clark.

Would be curious if anyone's girl can get away with 4 or less sheets.

You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.

Stop being a tightwad or she'll leave your ass for a real man.

You are wasting money buying Kimberly Clark products. I stock up on bulk Costco brand TP. It’s just as good as name brands.

> You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.

This made my laugh so hard I almost got an HR violation.

Herbert Kornfeld Wrote:
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> You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.
>
> Stop being a tightwad or she'll leave your ass for
> a real man.


That's some solid advice right there.

I will use as much tp as I damn well please.

Out Of Paper Wrote:
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> I started to notice that my wife uses
> approximately 8 sheets of toilet paper to wipe her
> cooter when she take a leak. I mean come on,
> really, 8 sheets! I am lucky if I need 8 sheets to
> wipe my butt crack.

I hope you do your own wash, b/c if I was your wife & had to do it, I'd get grossed out by all the tire tracks in your inderwear. You must really smell real good all day, too.


Most people don't know how to wipe their butt crack the right way. Of course, muzzies use their hand, which is why they smell worse than most people.m It's why I don't go to restaurants where they have Abdoolahs working b/c I don't want to eat anything in some place the employs people who wipe their butt with their hands.

Do you peasants not have a bidet?

OP I find it weird that you are spying on your wife using the toilet and counting how many sheets she’s using. You obviously have some issues. Seek help.

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Antiasshat Wrote:
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> OP I find it weird that you are spying on your
> wife using the toilet and counting how many sheets
> she’s using. You obviously have some issues.
> Seek help.

Not spying on the wife, she uses such a long length of paper and every now and then she misses the bowl or it is sitting on the toilet seat. Part of the problem is the one hopper she uses a lot is in a narrow stall type of area, only 30 inches wide, code minimum.

I walked in and thought there was some animal perched on the seat, then realized it was like 1/4 a roll of paper!! Grabbed the edge of the paper and it was up to the light switch. I am like WTF, no wonder the roll is always empty.

Please set up a camera so I can watch this activity. She urinates, gathers the toilet paper, wipes, then tosses it onto the floor or somehow leaves/balances it on the toilet seat? Then what? She does not flush and just exits the room?

I guess she must have been in a hurry and missed. When you have a wad of paper, I guess it can miss spot?

OP does your wife have big titties and a hairy pussy?

My "wife" used to do this as well.

Used to piss me off when I went to sit down to pee in the middle of the night and she had left the seat up.