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How many sheets??
Posted by: Out Of Paper ()
Date: March 08, 2019 08:08AM

How many sheets of toilet paper does your wife, girlfriend or other female acquaintance use when she takes a pee.

I started to notice that my wife uses approximately 8 sheets of toilet paper to wipe her cooter when she take a leak. I mean come on, really, 8 sheets! I am lucky if I need 8 sheets to wipe my butt crack. Heaven knows how much of the roll is needed when she takes a dump if 8 sheets are used on the cooter.

Between all the paper used that clogs the hopper, I think I should buy more stock in Kimberly Clark.

Would be curious if anyone's girl can get away with 4 or less sheets.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Herbert Kornfeld ()
Date: March 08, 2019 08:52AM

You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.

Stop being a tightwad or she'll leave your ass for a real man.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Smart Shopper ()
Date: March 08, 2019 08:56AM

You are wasting money buying Kimberly Clark products. I stock up on bulk Costco brand TP. It’s just as good as name brands.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: March 08, 2019 10:40AM

> You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.

This made my laugh so hard I almost got an HR violation.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Stringer Bell ()
Date: March 08, 2019 05:35PM

Herbert Kornfeld Wrote:
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> You should be glad she's cleaning the clam.
>
> Stop being a tightwad or she'll leave your ass for
> a real man.


That's some solid advice right there.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: XX..... ()
Date: March 08, 2019 08:41PM

I will use as much tp as I damn well please.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:08AM

Out Of Paper Wrote:
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>
>
> I started to notice that my wife uses
> approximately 8 sheets of toilet paper to wipe her
> cooter when she take a leak. I mean come on,
> really, 8 sheets! I am lucky if I need 8 sheets to
> wipe my butt crack.

I hope you do your own wash, b/c if I was your wife & had to do it, I'd get grossed out by all the tire tracks in your inderwear. You must really smell real good all day, too.


Most people don't know how to wipe their butt crack the right way. Of course, muzzies use their hand, which is why they smell worse than most people.m It's why I don't go to restaurants where they have Abdoolahs working b/c I don't want to eat anything in some place the employs people who wipe their butt with their hands.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: wealthiest counties in the US ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:36AM

Do you peasants not have a bidet?

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:21AM

OP I find it weird that you are spying on your wife using the toilet and counting how many sheets she’s using. You obviously have some issues. Seek help.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: 24rgedews ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:44AM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)


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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Out Of Paper ()
Date: March 09, 2019 04:12PM

Antiasshat Wrote:
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> OP I find it weird that you are spying on your
> wife using the toilet and counting how many sheets
> she’s using. You obviously have some issues.
> Seek help.

Not spying on the wife, she uses such a long length of paper and every now and then she misses the bowl or it is sitting on the toilet seat. Part of the problem is the one hopper she uses a lot is in a narrow stall type of area, only 30 inches wide, code minimum.

I walked in and thought there was some animal perched on the seat, then realized it was like 1/4 a roll of paper!! Grabbed the edge of the paper and it was up to the light switch. I am like WTF, no wonder the roll is always empty.

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Raised in a barn ()
Date: March 09, 2019 04:24PM

Please set up a camera so I can watch this activity. She urinates, gathers the toilet paper, wipes, then tosses it onto the floor or somehow leaves/balances it on the toilet seat? Then what? She does not flush and just exits the room?

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Out Of Paper ()
Date: March 09, 2019 04:50PM

I guess she must have been in a hurry and missed. When you have a wad of paper, I guess it can miss spot?

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Dong Dragger ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:09PM

OP does your wife have big titties and a hairy pussy?

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Re: How many sheets??
Posted by: Barry Sotoro ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:08PM

My "wife" used to do this as well.

Used to piss me off when I went to sit down to pee in the middle of the night and she had left the seat up.

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