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Bryce Harper still unsigned
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What is the delay?
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Date: February 25, 2019 06:36PM
Only Philadelphia has offered up his required 10 year contract for 300 million.
I heard he was the greatest slugger in MLB
I heard he was the greatest slugger in MLB
Re: Bryce Harper still unsigned
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Working the angles
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Date: February 25, 2019 06:59PM
He may not be, but you’re obviusly clueless.
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Updated info ?
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Date: February 27, 2019 08:37PM
any updates?
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HIV
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Date: February 27, 2019 09:00PM
Harper can't pass the team physical, ten years, full blown AIDS. I hope he signs with Philadelphia 360 Million. Philly will welcome a HIV Cowboy fan, with open arms.
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Later gator
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Date: February 27, 2019 09:15PM
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Bryce sucks
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Date: February 27, 2019 10:15PM
Overrated chump.
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ibee signin
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Date: February 27, 2019 11:05PM
Bryce sucks Wrote:
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> Overrated chump.
I bee signing the largest deal ever.. for a .247 hitter
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> Overrated chump.
I bee signing the largest deal ever.. for a .247 hitter
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Bryce is a white yasiel
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Date: February 27, 2019 11:42PM
Puig + HIV
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Soto is the man
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Date: February 28, 2019 08:12AM
Won't miss him one bit. Soto is much better and much cheaper.
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It's coming...
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Date: February 28, 2019 08:18AM
Paparazzi say all three teams still in the mix (SF, PHI, LAD) are at ten years and more than $300 million. Can't really trust those guys (too much like Sean Spicer), but the final word should be coming down soon.
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It’s here...
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Date: February 28, 2019 03:05PM
Reports now that Harper has signed with PHI
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Fag watcher
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Date: February 28, 2019 03:23PM
13 years, 330M.
THABULOUS!!!!
Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in Philly.
THABULOUS!!!!
Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in Philly.
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Whoop Whoop
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Date: February 28, 2019 03:47PM
Fag watcher Wrote:https://youtu.be/pBXniiEgmMk
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> 13 years, 330M.
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> THABULOUS!!!!
>
> Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in
> Philly.
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> 13 years, 330M.
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> THABULOUS!!!!
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> Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in
> Philly.
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Hmmm...
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Date: February 28, 2019 03:47PM
13 years and $330 million. How you doin’?
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Idiotic Philly
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Date: February 28, 2019 04:06PM
Hahahaha! .240 hitter for 330 million....dopes!
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Happy she's at Philly
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Date: February 28, 2019 04:13PM
Hmmm... Wrote:https://youtu.be/TAZvWS8wA0M
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> 13 years and $330 million. In Coon Town How you doin’?
I guess ok
Yasiel Harper to Philly, fuck yea!!!!
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> 13 years and $330 million. In Coon Town How you doin’?
I guess ok
Yasiel Harper to Philly, fuck yea!!!!
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Re: Bryce Harper still unsigned
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From the booth...
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Date: February 28, 2019 04:39PM
Bo knows baseball. You assholes don’t.
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Suckers
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Date: February 28, 2019 04:44PM
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Yasiel Harper
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Date: February 28, 2019 06:57PM
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Markell Feltz move
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Date: February 28, 2019 07:14PM
Re: Bryce Harper still unsigned
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Forget bout it! Sunday Gravy!
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Date: February 28, 2019 07:44PM
Forget bout it!
Great player, glad he's gone. This isn't Basketball, 34 is a shit team player. Big time Fag, he'll fit in Philly. Philadelphia is a shit hole. Bryce will build a mansion in Cherry Hill Jersey, God speed Homo, thanks for nothing.
https://youtu.be/jdeicBLIzAM
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Great player, glad he's gone. This isn't Basketball, 34 is a shit team player. Big time Fag, he'll fit in Philly. Philadelphia is a shit hole. Bryce will build a mansion in Cherry Hill Jersey, God speed Homo, thanks for nothing.
https://youtu.be/jdeicBLIzAM
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Fresh meat from DC
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Date: February 28, 2019 08:16PM
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Bryce the homo
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Date: February 28, 2019 11:25PM
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Ball juice
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Date: March 01, 2019 02:08AM
Fag watcher Wrote:
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> 13 years, 330M.
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> THABULOUS!!!!
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> Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in
> Philly.
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> 13 years, 330M.
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> THABULOUS!!!!
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> Plenty of HIV and hot young boys up there in
> Philly.
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Re: Bryce Harper still unsigned
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Fact -
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Date: March 01, 2019 06:50AM
Philly fans will love his annual mid season slump that lasts 2 months, and he hits .170
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Worse than Yankee Stadium
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Date: March 01, 2019 07:51AM
Philly fans stuck with Mike Schmidt (HOF) when he hit .196, so maybe they'd be okay with Bryce having an off-year here and there. But playing in that band-box of a ballpark, he should never have an off-year again.
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Fact -
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Date: March 01, 2019 11:07AM
Worse than Yankee Stadium Wrote:
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> Philly fans stuck with Mike Schmidt (HOF) when he
> hit .196, so maybe they'd be okay with Bryce
> having an off-year here and there. But playing in
> that band-box of a ballpark, he should never have
> an off-year again.
Schmidt didn't have a $330,000,000 contract.......
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> Philly fans stuck with Mike Schmidt (HOF) when he
> hit .196, so maybe they'd be okay with Bryce
> having an off-year here and there. But playing in
> that band-box of a ballpark, he should never have
> an off-year again.
Schmidt didn't have a $330,000,000 contract.......
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LOL...
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Date: March 01, 2019 11:19AM
Talk to Marvin Miller. He and the MLBPA turned the finances of the game and a whole lot of other things entirely upside down. More history that folks like you simply don't know or understand.
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New Yorker with sauerkraut
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Date: March 01, 2019 11:48AM
LOL... Wrote:
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> Talk to Marvin Miller. He and the MLBPA turned
> the finances of the game and a whole lot of other
> things entirely upside down. More history that
> folks like you simply don't know or understand.
As was discussed by Malcolm Gladwell in this highly interesting and provocative piece from 2010...
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/10/11/talent-grab
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> Talk to Marvin Miller. He and the MLBPA turned
> the finances of the game and a whole lot of other
> things entirely upside down. More history that
> folks like you simply don't know or understand.
As was discussed by Malcolm Gladwell in this highly interesting and provocative piece from 2010...
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/10/11/talent-grab
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Schmidt made up for it with
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Date: March 01, 2019 11:54AM
Worse than Yankee Stadium Wrote:https://youtu.be/uaQ1vXdf1Q0
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> Philly fans stuck with Mike Schmidt (HOF) when he
> hit .196, so maybe they'd be okay with Bryce
> having an off-year here and there. But playing in
> that band-box of a ballpark, he should never have
> an off-year again.
defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
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> Philly fans stuck with Mike Schmidt (HOF) when he
> hit .196, so maybe they'd be okay with Bryce
> having an off-year here and there. But playing in
> that band-box of a ballpark, he should never have
> an off-year again.
defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
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He is their problem now
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Date: March 01, 2019 12:01PM
just glad he is somewhere else
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Soft ice...
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Date: March 01, 2019 12:02PM
Like Stanton, Pujols, Cano, and A-Rod before them, the contracts of both Machado and Harper are prime candidates for falling into the BAD CONTRACT dumpster rather sooner than later.
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Soft ice...
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Date: March 01, 2019 12:12PM
Schmidt made up for it with Wrote:
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> defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
Like Wade Boggs, it took Schmidt a while to grow out of being a strange-glove, scatter-arm type, but both eventually became quality defenders. Harper has good range and a great arm, but his first thoughts need to be better with his heroic instincts being reined in a bit. Not far to go for a player of his talent.
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> defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
Like Wade Boggs, it took Schmidt a while to grow out of being a strange-glove, scatter-arm type, but both eventually became quality defenders. Harper has good range and a great arm, but his first thoughts need to be better with his heroic instincts being reined in a bit. Not far to go for a player of his talent.
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Fuhgeddaboudit
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Date: March 01, 2019 12:49PM
Soft ice... Wrote:https://youtu.be/k1jSrC-2uaY
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> Schmidt made up for it with Wrote:
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> > defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
>
> Like Wade Boggs, it took Schmidt a while to grow
> out of being a strange-glove, scatter-arm type,
> but both eventually became quality defenders.
> Harper has good range and a great arm, but his
> first thoughts need to be better with his heroic
> instincts being reined in a bit. Not far to go
> for a player of his talent.
https://youtu.be/cCEZfCh7bEs
Bryce and Yasiel are dumb as fuck in the outfield. Jersey Shore Harper, Fuhgeddaboudit!
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> Schmidt made up for it with Wrote:
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> > defense. Harper is shit in the outfield.
>
> Like Wade Boggs, it took Schmidt a while to grow
> out of being a strange-glove, scatter-arm type,
> but both eventually became quality defenders.
> Harper has good range and a great arm, but his
> first thoughts need to be better with his heroic
> instincts being reined in a bit. Not far to go
> for a player of his talent.
https://youtu.be/cCEZfCh7bEs
Bryce and Yasiel are dumb as fuck in the outfield. Jersey Shore Harper, Fuhgeddaboudit!
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Phillies sell 150,000 ticket
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Date: March 01, 2019 01:45PM
Phillies sold 150,000 tickets in less than 24 hours yesterday.
Do any of you dipshits get it yet?
Do any of you dipshits get it yet?
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Lifetime .270 hitter
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Date: March 01, 2019 02:34PM
Phillies sell 150,000 ticket Wrote:
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> Phillies sold 150,000 tickets in less than 24
> hours yesterday.
> Do any of you dipshits get it yet?
Beyonce sold out Capital One in 2 minutes. She can't sing worth a shit. Yeah, we get it. Fools will buy anything.
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> Phillies sold 150,000 tickets in less than 24
> hours yesterday.
> Do any of you dipshits get it yet?
Beyonce sold out Capital One in 2 minutes. She can't sing worth a shit. Yeah, we get it. Fools will buy anything.
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Harper = .279 career AVG
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Date: March 01, 2019 03:29PM
Fannies in the seats.
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Look At Them Go By
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Date: March 01, 2019 04:10PM
Lots of good points made in this thread and it seems there are still people that believe that Harper is a future HOFer. But let's see how the Phillie fans like it when he doesn't hustle to catch fly balls or run out a grounder in critical games or when he stands in the box watching strikes go by with men on base in a playoff game. His attitude that he is better than everyone else gets in the way of his potential all the time. Good riddance you piece of shit. Take your looser self to Phillie you will not be missed in DC. Cunt.
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Bye Bye Hair Flip
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Date: March 01, 2019 04:13PM
Way overrated. Gay hair flip. Lot's of annoying habits.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
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plus, his wife is ugly
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Date: March 01, 2019 04:26PM
His inability to hit in the playoffs, especially in critical situations, was a prime reason why the Nats never got out of the first round. Waaaaay too many strikes taken on 3-2 counts in the playoffs. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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Hmmm...
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Date: March 01, 2019 04:45PM
Over/under’s for Harper in PHI during 2019 — .274 / 35 / 95
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LMFAOOO
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Date: March 01, 2019 08:10PM
Best part
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PHILA ticket price up 166%
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Date: March 02, 2019 01:07AM
166% in 1 day
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Posted by:
Fungo Bat in the Ass
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Date: March 02, 2019 02:48AM
Baseball SUCKS
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J Henry Waugh
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Date: March 02, 2019 08:18AM
Baseball is the intelligent person's game. It's the only game for instance with a significant literature around it. Stupid people are just too simple to understand baseball.
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The late Damon Rutherford
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Date: March 02, 2019 10:36AM
Hey, I read that book about 25 years ago. Great read, but way over the head of most of these bozos here.
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Dementia
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Date: March 02, 2019 01:56PM
Dick and Jane books were over the head of lots of people here. The levels of their intellectual incompetence are frequently staggering.
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Miss Harper
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Date: March 02, 2019 02:27PM
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Trash barrel
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Date: March 02, 2019 02:34PM
^^^ More evidence of how low the typical IQ is here. Disgraceful.
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3 can rest in piss
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Date: March 02, 2019 02:44PM
Trash barrel Wrote:https://youtu.be/d_UzHxDl-zg
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> ^^^ More evidence of how low the typical IQ is
> here. Disgraceful.
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Harper 3 shit city Philadelphia
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Date: March 02, 2019 03:33PM
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Fuhgeddaboudit
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Date: March 02, 2019 07:10PM
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The Show Fo Show
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Date: March 02, 2019 07:32PM
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Let’s go!
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Date: March 02, 2019 08:08PM
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Best to 3
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Date: March 02, 2019 10:48PM
https://youtu.be/eRiWfda5YSc
max is gonna rape him in the box.
https://youtu.be/N3oCS85HvpY
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max is gonna rape him in the box.
https://youtu.be/N3oCS85HvpY
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3 Strikes Harper Hair Flip
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Date: March 02, 2019 11:22PM
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3 strikes in yo ass 3
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Date: March 02, 2019 11:42PM
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Bryce the homo
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Date: March 03, 2019 12:01AM
,
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Posted by:
GED MLB
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Date: March 03, 2019 09:08AM
J Henry Waugh Wrote:
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> Baseball is the intelligent person's game. It's
> the only game for instance with a significant
> literature around it. Stupid people are just too
> simple to understand baseball.
That's laughable. Major league baseball players are some of the dumbest people on the planet. Most barely make it through high school.
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> Baseball is the intelligent person's game. It's
> the only game for instance with a significant
> literature around it. Stupid people are just too
> simple to understand baseball.
That's laughable. Major league baseball players are some of the dumbest people on the planet. Most barely make it through high school.
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Hmmm...
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Date: March 03, 2019 09:26AM
Well, as long as we can just make up stupid shit here, you might have a point. Otherwise, your post is just a load of f'd up nonsense.
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Bluto
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Date: March 03, 2019 10:15AM
Wormer, he's a dead man!
Marmalard, dead!
Niedermeyer, dead!
Harper, dead!
Marmalard, dead!
Niedermeyer, dead!
Harper, dead!
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Harper & Trout 2021
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Date: March 03, 2019 06:31PM
Any of you dipshits get it yet?
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Betting the franchise
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Date: March 03, 2019 09:03PM
J Henry Waugh Wrote:
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> Baseball is the intelligent person's game.
This contract isn't about thinking. It is about gambling.
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> Baseball is the intelligent person's game.
This contract isn't about thinking. It is about gambling.
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Harper Rest In Piss
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Date: March 03, 2019 10:36PM
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22
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Date: March 03, 2019 10:59PM
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3 Eat Shit And Disco
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Date: March 03, 2019 11:48PM
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Bryce the homo
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Date: March 04, 2019 12:19AM
Kek
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Posted by:
Wally Wallbanger
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Date: March 04, 2019 04:58PM
Wait until Bryce runs into the wall and gets hurt, again.
Dope.
Dope.
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Posted by:
Fast Ball
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Date: March 15, 2019 06:49PM
https://youtu.be/hBe0VCso0qs
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Wait until Bryce HIV turns to full blown AIDS
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Idiots
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Date: March 15, 2019 06:55PM
Confusion on right foot. Prognosis much better than for people with terminal brain rot.
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Posted by:
Michael A. Taylor
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Date: March 15, 2019 08:38PM
Better than my knee and hip situations too!
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AIDS
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Date: March 15, 2019 09:34PM
Michael A. Taylor Wrote:
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> Better than my knee and hip situations too!
What’s better hiv?
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> Better than my knee and hip situations too!
What’s better hiv?
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Championship baseball BABY
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Date: June 01, 2019 01:39PM
Harper bringing World Series to PHILLY
CHAMPIONSHIP BASEBALL BAB
Jayson Werth-Less
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Jayson Werth-Less
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