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Valentine's Day
Posted by: Smarty Pants ()
Date: February 14, 2019 08:01PM

If you have to give her gifts, let's call Father's Day "Blow Job Day"!

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Re: Valentine's Day
Posted by: a dish best served cold ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:20PM

MY GF dumped me 1 V-day for a guy with a super sized schwantz.

turned out he drank and did drugs, so the schwantz didn't work most of the time. then, he hit her.

After 3 mos. she called me & begged me to take her back & how sorry she was & wouldn't ever leave me again.

I told her to find some other guy to screw over.

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Re: Valentine's Day
Posted by: Xxxxx ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:37PM

Wow. Your life rocks.

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