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Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Lonely cougar ()
Date: January 30, 2019 09:45PM

I'm a 40 year old woman who hasn't had sex in years I'm looking to pay a day laborer to pipe me down. What is the going hourly rate?

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Yxydhf ()
Date: January 30, 2019 09:48PM

Lonely cougar Wrote:
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> I'm a 40 year old woman who hasn't had sex in
> years I'm looking to pay a day laborer to pipe me
> down. What is the going hourly rate?

The rate varies by your Cup size. Post pics and contact info, then we’ll send you a rate.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: layslow ()
Date: February 01, 2019 04:15AM

No need for that.. if you are just half way decent looking you should be able to find a half way decent man at your job.. local bar.. grocery store.. if you are hot for a day laborer.. just hire him.. let him paint a room.. fix something.. wear something short.. see thru. .give him (a seemingly accidental) peek.. seduce him... just be ready because he is going to start asking you for money.. want to move in... will harass you to now end... he knows where you live.. if you cut him off he and his buds will come back and rob your house.. he knows you won't say anything.. you will give in.. because (probably) you are white , weak and needy. and because you would be so embarrassed if anyone found out... find you a married man who isn't getting any at home any more.. he will probably give you a good lay.. he has something to lose so he won't be making life difficult for you.. i would do it but i am already in a similar situation plus i am probably too old.. decent shape.. still get it done.. a lot of imagination but i am about 20 years older than you..

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: layslow ()
Date: February 01, 2019 05:15AM

we will have to get in touch.. i could definately give you a good massage.. see where it goes...

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: layslow ()
Date: February 12, 2019 04:01AM

Keep us updated on how things are going with you.. i would meet with you, give you that massage.. help you transition from your toys to a man.. or a little of both..love using toys on a lady and lots of sexy talk.. can go on past that as far as you like.....

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Almighty God ()
Date: February 12, 2019 11:24AM

Sex outside of marriage is immoral and a sin. Instead of meaningless and degrading sex, why don't you seek a man to marry and share a life with?

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: MH12 ()
Date: February 12, 2019 11:54AM

Almighty God Wrote:
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> Sex outside of marriage is immoral and a sin.
> Instead of meaningless and degrading sex, why
> don't you seek a man to marry and share a life
> with?


She didn't say she was married, douche bag.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Almighty God ()
Date: February 12, 2019 10:40PM

MH12 Wrote:
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> Almighty God Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sex outside of marriage is immoral and a sin.
> > Instead of meaningless and degrading sex, why
> > don't you seek a man to marry and share a life
> > with?
>
>
> She didn't say she was married, douche bag.

Right. She is looking for sex OUTSIDE of marriage. In other words, sex with someone to whom she is not married. If she was married, it would not only be sex outside marriage, but it would be adultery, too.

Are you really that stupid? Yes. Yes you are.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: MH12 ()
Date: February 13, 2019 09:48AM

Oh, I see. Abstinence. Go back to 1940, you dumb ass.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Almighty God ()
Date: February 13, 2019 08:08PM

MH12 Wrote:
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> Oh, I see. Abstinence. Go back to 1940, you dumb
> ass.

Sex is for procreation - not recreation.

You're not going to enjoy hell. It will be eternal torment and agony. Unless you turn, you will burn.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: yxb4d ()
Date: February 13, 2019 09:35PM

if your white the democrats will either try to give you a deadly disease OR

set you up in a STING where you get put away and forgotten about (dead if you have no family to take care of thigns on the outside and insure your not forgotten)

and the girl? you never even know her real name she's out back to business next day

democrat business

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: MH12 ()
Date: February 14, 2019 01:31PM

Almighty God Wrote:
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> MH12 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh, I see. Abstinence. Go back to 1940, you
> dumb
> > ass.
>
> Sex is for procreation - not recreation.
>
> You're not going to enjoy hell. It will be eternal
> torment and agony. Unless you turn, you will burn.


Hahaha....you Jesus freaks crack me up.

Let me guess, your priest had his way with you when you were a young boy.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: vhydm ()
Date: February 14, 2019 01:41PM

Lonely cougar Wrote:
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> I'm a 40 year old woman who hasn't had sex in
> years I'm looking to pay a day laborer to pipe me
> down. What is the going hourly rate?


IN ROME THEY WALKED AROUND NUDE NEAR THE PUBLIC HEATED BATH, and did massages

DO YOU SEE THAT IN FAIRFAX?

NO. THERE IS NOT ROMANTICISM or anying "roman like" IN FAIRFAX THAT IS FOR SURE.


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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: jwmkv ()
Date: February 14, 2019 01:44PM

French (which is muchly pig latin): "of or pertaining to romanance"

pertaining to Italian's zest for nudity and sex (without rape and such), the bravely sexy side of Rome

a word pointing to nudity and sex of another culture

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: ummmmm ()
Date: February 16, 2019 06:36AM

.. SO.. a 40ish woman who does not have that much sex.. hasn't had any in a while, does she really use the words "I need someone to pipe me down" I don't think so

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: luvslooking ()
Date: February 16, 2019 06:38AM

Hey lonely, give us a nude selfie..

P.S... I love breasts with some hang and sway to them.. and a hairy cooch is fine too

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: yatsu ()
Date: February 20, 2019 09:00AM

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: We Have a Rocket Surgeon Here ()
Date: February 20, 2019 12:04PM

ummmmm Wrote:
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> .. SO.. a 40ish woman who does not have that much
> sex.. hasn't had any in a while, does she really
> use the words "I need someone to pipe me down" I
> don't think so

So you figured that out all by yourself? Wow.

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Re: Going rate for day labor looking for romantic massage
Posted by: Grig ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:28AM

Massage is very good. When I went on vacation, I got Sweet Sensations from beautiful girls. Their gentle fingers caressed my skin and not only... Honestly, I still remember the massage session and immediately get excited.

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